From this chapter onwards there are going to be a few changes to the story as a whole! The first, I'm not gonna talk before the chapter so this is the last time for all of you who have been sticking by and for all of you newer readers, except when announcements are being made, I mention who the chapter was recommended by (Cell vs [Insert Character], DBS Friends, other stupid adventures that aren't considered Cell vs, etc.), who the chapter was written by in case some people want to show off some random D.A.U. content in which case this becomes a depot for D.A.U. content but no pressure, I don't expect anyone to try and DocX me shit, and when I'm addressing something concerning feedback or anything else like that.

The second is that we're doing weekly uploads from here on, minus when a major arc is going on in which case the chapters will be longer and I might rotate out every week or so. A long DAU chapter one week in exchange for one week with no DAU chapters and then a chapter the next week, so I can also focus on my other many stories. Again, this is meant to be a crack fic and the main reason it took so long to update is because writing a long chapter that's meant to be funny for people takes a lot of brainstorming and wits to make something that can make me laugh, but that can also make other people laugh. It's a bunch of excuses, yes, but at least I'm saying something about it rather than nothing. Hence why the next arc is gonna be done at least within ten chapters without taking so long to upload a new chapter like I did for the Second Coochie Wars arc.

Anyways (and I'm sorry, I'll go back to a few reviews in the upcoming chapters), this chapter is something more of a celebration and an offering. For those who didn't know, I used to be the Beta Reader of StarDustDragonKnight which I believe I would've mentioned somewhere in maybe the earlier chapters of AQQAAD, or somewhere around then, I don't know, but I used to be the Beta Reader for Dragon's story 'My Hero: Broly', before quitting for a while because I moved offgrid and to focus on my own stories.

This chapter is more of a tribute/toast to the fact I have agreed to become Dragon's Beta Reader again since he couldn't find anyone to fill in the role of Beta Reader, and I'm available pretty much whenever so I figured I'd lend a friend a hand.

So, this is a recommended/tribute chapter from StarDustDragonKnight, featuring StarDustDragonKnight, and I hope everyone enjoys this chapter.

Cell vs Midnight

In Shonen City Park, where the birds chirp, ducks quack while one dines with wine, people question their reasons to continue living in the cruel world and question why honor is important in samurai code, two jackasses strolled through the park talking about bullshit.

And no, we're talking about Cell and Kermit. Not Donkeys.

"Kermit, I can blow up a city easily. That can convince any chick to go out with me," Cell told his muppet friend, the "Perfect Being" annoyed at how Kermit is essentially cock-blocking him.

Kermit wasn't convinced. "What about your Thot-Droid, and Yoruichi?"

"Kermit, is this the DAU?" Cell asked.

Kermit looked away for a moment, before saying "Uh... No, no why?"

"Because that broadens my search," Cell began, "and let's us get away with more. So I'm gonna try to pick up a chick."

Kermit gave a low chuckle. "Watch it bite you in the ass."

Cell rolled his eyes. "Yeah yeah." While looking around, he spots the R-Rated Hero: Midnight, in her Hero costume nonetheless, and decides she is gonna be his target. Cell walks up to Midnight, who's casually reading a book while sitting on a bench, before saying, "Why hello~."

Midnight looked up from her book about different yoga poses, already seeing where this conversation was going. "Can I help you?"

"You look a little misplaced out here in that outfit miss," Cell replied smoothly. "Need a ride?"

Midnight's eye twitched in annoyance. "Are you hitting on me?" She asked through gritted teeth.

Cell scoffed. "And if I am?" Midnight sighed before pinching her thumb and index finger together and then brought it down in front of her with her eyes closed and then from her left shoulder to her right, which confused Cell. "Why are you-"

He got no further as a thud was heard, and he turned around to see Dragon Ball Super Broly in his wrathful form, glaring at him. "...are you trying to take my Coochie?" The pissed off Broly asked.

"...ah shit," Cell replied.

A Few Hours Later

In the hospital, Kermit sat in a chair in a room where Cell had been hospitalized but still perfectly conscious and Kermit told his friend after just entering the room, "What did I tell you?"

Cell, who was in a full body cast in a hospital bed, merely growled at the muppet. "How was I supposed to know she was taken?!" He yelled at his friend.

"That is a question you don't want answered," Kermit replied mysteriously.

"HA!" The two turned to see the Author, Lego, leaning on the doorframe as he looked at Cell, who looked pleased for some odd reason. "Dragon's gonna love this!"

"Who the hell is Dragon?!" Cell questioned.

"That would be me," a man said as he appeared beside Lego. There stood a man standing at six feet with long silver-blue hair, yellow slit eyes, sharp pointed teeth wearing a white trench coat, blue vest, black jeans, with matching boots reaching his ankles and a dragon-headed katana strapped on his right hip. "Hi bitch." Dragon then pulled out a gun and shot Cell in his leg.

"OH MY FUCKING KNEECAPS!" Cell shouted as his leg hurt even more than it already had, which added insult to injury as Lego began to laugh at Cell's misfortune.

"Thanks for informing me Lego." Dragon said as he cocked the gun again. "Now don't mess with my Broly and Midnight ever again," he told Cell as the bug was still screaming in pain. "Now if you will excuse me, I have a YouTuber that need the same punishment." He then left using instant transmission.

"What is he talking about?" Kermit asked.

"You do not want to know," Lego said while collecting himself.

To be honest, if people were to ask if I talk to anyone, I would say Tale and Dragon. And as a result, we talk about whatever topics come up in our PMs. By which I mean me and Tale or me and Dragon. I don't think Dragon or Tale have talked to each other, but they at least know of each other's presence and the other's effect on me. I mean, considering they both read the DAU Fic and 'Summoned To React', they have to know about it.

And also during one of me and Dragon's talks we basically completely scripted this chapter so writing it from scratch wasn't necessary as we had made a script. The gun part really was just adding insult to injury though.

See you all next chapter, next week.