No better place to start from the reviews than here, with the Dragon Ball Super Friends. I'll be announcing the name of every person at the end of this whose recommended character was accepted. Until then, enjoy this DBS Friends chapter.


Dragon Ball Super Friends

Episode 4

The New Friends


For reasons that baffled himself due to the fact Cell hated him with a burning passion, Lego flew towards the Dragon Ball Super Friends apartment, unsure of whether or not Cell was trying to kill him, or if there was something that the perfect being needed. Regardless Lego landed next to Cell outside of where the apartment should be.

"What seems to be the problem?" Lego asked Cell, while also taking in the fact that the rest of the Dragon Ball Super Friends, including Roshi, Frieza, Black, Zarbon, and Cell Junior (referred to as Junior from here on), were next to him.

"Lego," Cell began before pointing at the apartment.

Or where it would be, if not for the fact that there was a mansion there instead.

"Where the FUCK is the Apartment?!" Cell questioned.

"Holy shit," Lego simply said, also surprised by the sudden mansion.

"Don't you 'holy shit' me!" Cell shouted. "Where the fuck is the apartment, and why the fuck is there a mansion instead?!"

"That would not be any of his doing," a familiar voice said before everyone turned to see the almighty Pump Daddy C standing at the top of the stairs that led to the front entrance of the mansion. "But purely mine!" He gestured to the whole mansion while still facing them. "Behold, the Dragon Ball Super Friends Mansion!" He then put a hand on his chest. "Courtesy of me and Frieza, as I did ask for his help, though he had no idea about this."

"So this is what you meant by it'll be beneficial to me as well," Frieza said, recalling a conversation that was never in a chapter.

"Indeed!" Cooler responded. "Now, we have a mansion! And new roommates thanks to the people from the reviews."

"Oh right, we did plan on adding more to the cast," Cell recalled.

"To think that this mansion was made by the almighty Pump Daddy C!" Zarbon gave a hum of approval. "I'm honored in more ways than one!"

"Please keep your weirdness to yourself," Roshi told Zarbon. "Right now we have more pressing issues. Seeing who was accepted."

"I was wondering the same thing too," Black said in agreement.

"Then let me give you the tour," Cooler told them as he gestured for them to come inside the mansion.

And so they all entered the mansion, Lego included, to see what had changed, and who was here.


"As you can see, this is the main hall," Cooler said as they entered the front door and gestured to the large room they were in, with two staircases leading towards an upstairs hall though in between the stairs there was an elevator. There were many picture frames from the previous Super Friends home on the walls, of all of their memories both old and more recent.

Outside of that, there were two doors that had potted plants in vases on wooden podiums at the entrance to both rooms, with many smaller potted plants lining the walls that looked like they were made from multiple materials, but still looking pleasing to the eye.

"Woah, this looks nice," Lego commented as he began to walk around this area and looked at the photos on the walls.

"I invested a lot on this surprise gift once I learned the Second Coochie Wars were over," Cooler said. "Though I did ask for Frieza's help, mind you. I'm not sure if I could have gotten this done as quickly without it."

"At least this was a good idea for something to invest in," Frieza commented. "I'm also glad you kept the photos."

"I'm sad you didn't get rid of some of them," Cell admitted as he looked at one of the photos on the wall. "That was not a Happy Thanksgiving."

"I honestly hope I never have to see grandpa ever again," Junior said bluntly.

Cooler rolled his eyes, though he didn't really have pupils in his Final Form. "Regardless, why don't head to the basement first. It's the smallest area so far, and it's also the easiest to navigate, especially since we put maps on the walls down there."

"I can only assume what's down there," Cell said in a dismissive tone, though he still followed anyway as they all got into the elevator, which was surprisingly big and could probably fit a full grown elephant, and maybe handle its weight.

"Down we go!" Cooler said as he clicked the down arrow and they went down to the basement.

As the elevator stopped, they exited the elevator to find a familiar man walking out of one of the doors in the basement hallway, oddly lit by torches that led to three different doors.

"Holy shit, Sam?!" Cell questioned. "You're a Super Friend?!"

True enough, Sam Winchester was a Super Friend, and he nodded in response to Cell's question. "Yeah, they were kinda looking for someone who was a murderer, but also not a bad guy and didn't just kill humans. So, here I am."

"As he had mentioned, the new Super Friends are actually sort of themed around one of the original members, but are notably different for certain reasons," Cooler elaborated. "You see, Sam here is actually more or less an opposite of Black as one would say. That, and we figured it'd be nice to have someone with experience with the supernatural."

Sam looked dryly at Cooler. "I hate you."

"I regret nothing," Cooler responded while Sam took the elevator and left.

"It would be fair to assume you're my opposite then, brother," Frieza commented towards his brother, to which Cooler nodded.

"Correct," Cooler said. "Mainly because I'm a favorite and I get more screen time in the DAU while you are nowhere to be found."

"That's fair enough," Frieza replied.

"Back to the tour," Cooler said. "The door Sam came from is the door that leads to all of our equipment against ghosts, spirits, demons and other weird supernatural creatures."

"Demons?" Black's head immediately shot up at that.

Cooler calmed him by saying, "Demons from Hell, not the Demon Realm. Don't worry." Black calmed down afterwards. "Anywho, that's the door on the right. The door to the left is where all of your stuff if Black, set up just how you had it before we reconstructed this whole place."

"I was wondering what you did to my stuff," Black said. "But at least I know it's fine."

"And the middle hall?" Cell asked.

"That's the Zarbon Room," Cooler responded, and everyone went quiet, minus Zarbon who was humming and licking his lips.

"I'm excited for tonight," Zarbon commented, before they left the basement, though they all kept away from Zarbon for obvious reasons.


Cooler pushed open the doors to the giant living room they now had. "Welcome to the living room!" Cooler announced as the friends looked at their new living room.

While most of their original shit was still there, including the couch in front of a large TV, there was now a gaming corner complete with several gaming consoles, alongside a single PS5, several recliners, and also several arcade machines, which was quite odd. They had a few dart boards up on one wall away from the TVs, a pool table, and also a bar, complete with several types of wine, whiskey, and beer.

"God damn, this place looks great," Roshi commented.

"No way, I know that voice," a new voice called out before they all saw Jiraiya from Naruto walking up to them. "Roshi!"

"Jiraiya!" Roshi called out. "Haven't seen you since the Coochie Wars."

"Yes you have, you cenial old geezer," Jiraiya said with a deadpan expression.

"Really, when?" The veteran asked.

"Death Battle," Jiraiya answered.

"Oh right, right!" Roshi said as he remembered.

"You two went on Death Battle?" Black questioned.

"More importantly, who the hell is Jiraiya meant to represent?" Cell questioned.

"First, yes we have," Jiraiya said. "Second, I'm meant to be the Roshi of the new Super Friends."

Lego walked into the room and said, "I smell a rivalry about to begin!"

"Nobody asked for your opinion," Cell and Jiraiya told the author, who merely flipped them off.

"Moving on-" Cooler began before a door opened to another hallway, to reveal who looked like a male second-year high school student with black hair and glasses, with said student looking at them before Cell felt an odd feeling of recognition.

"Why the hell do I feel like I've seen this kid before?" Cell questioned, before the teen rolled his eyes while suddenly his outfit changed and the kid turned out to be Joker from Persona 5. "Oh you've gotta be shitting me. He's a Super Friend?!"

"Don't blame me, I was just recommended by the readers," Joker replied.

"You can talk?!" Cell questioned further.

"MOVING ON!" Cooler said while raising his voice. "We have other places to be and other people to meet! We'll come back to meet Joker later once rooms have been addressed and settled!"

"Finally, a place where I can spend the rest of my days drowning in my own misery and self-inflicted depression," Junior said bluntly, though no one but Lego paid him any attention.

As they moved through the hallway Joker came from, Cooler began to list off their rooms. "On the right are the rooms of the original Super Friends, in the order from right to left as the left is at the end of the hall and right is by the door to the living room, Cell, Junior, Frieza, Zarbon, Black, and Roshi. And from left to right on the other side-"

The door parallel to Cell's suddenly opened to reveal a man similar to that of Mario, except for the fact he wore white overalls, a blue under shirt, and a blue hat, while the man cheerily said to himself, "And now to record a bunch of memes and upload it to YouTube!" Then the man paused as his identity of SMG4 was revealed to the Super Friends, with Cell clenching his now shaking fists.

"I," Cell began while looking pissed, "hate the reviewers, so much."

"It's what the fans wanted, and was the only person here who is your moral opposite," Cooler said to Cell.

"I never wanted to see him here in general," Cell began to retort, before pointing at the other YouTuber. "So why the fuck is he here?!"

"Look, it's okay to hate me," SMG4 said, "but don't drag the readers into this shit. It won't do you anything good." Cell had no choice but to grit his teeth and hold back his anger, for now.

"As I was saying," Cooler began again. "From left to right, SMG4, Emo Gohan-"

"Dope," Junior commented.

"-, me, Joker, Sam Winchester, and Jiraiya." Cooler then gestured them to follow him. "Now let's head to the living room so we can all meet each other together."


Lego looked back and forth between the two sets of Super Friends.

Cell and SMG4 were both great YouTubers that make cringe content, one specializing in memes, the other specializing in Cell Vs videos though Cell never fights.

Frieza and Cooler were both brothers, with one a fan favorite and the other kinda just there for filler episodes in the canon because it's Frieza for crying out loud. Though to be perfectly honest, Frieza also has some good moments in the canon DAU.

Zarbon is gay and into guys, an alien, is boyfriend to Hisoka, and only from time to time a civil character. Joker is human, straight, massive playboy and also all around a strong character, not to mention harboring a Demon Lord while changing hearts of corrupt sacks of shit, while being quite civil.

Roshi and Jiraiya are both old, the sensei of main characters, perverts, and have history in the formidable Coochie Era. Which to Lego begged the question; where was Jiraiya during the Second Coochie War?

Black is a serial killer, wanted criminal, a fallen god, and a dark character. Sam is the murderer of hundreds of evil Demons, a former psychic, a hero to many innocents, and a good person.

Junior and Emo are literally best friends in every way, shape, and form. There isn't much to it besides that.

Lego sighed. "Something is gonna go wrong, and I just know it," he said to himself before pulling out his phone. "Well, might as well take a shot while I can." He then angled himself so he could be in a photo with all of the Super Friends on it and then taking the picture.

Oh how many bullshit scenarios that were gonna be formed now.


From the earliest review to the most recent one, here are the people who said for who.

People who wanted Joker: furyuu

People who wanted Emo: DragonForceAsh

People who wanted Cooler: nightmaster000

People who wanted Jiraiya: nightmaster000

People who wanted SMG4: PokemonDBZFan10000

And with Sam from Supernatural being my own personal pick, this forms the New DBS Friends, as well as set the stage for more stupid shenanigans in the Friends timeline.

I'm also not surprised that not many people wanted to suggest a character, but it's one of those meh things and it's cool we got some people who suggested some people.

Also, see what I did with the friends?