Cell vs Deku Episode 3

In the arena of Perfect Cell, main character of the DAU, he was currently dealing with the aftermath of the last episode, and was unbelievably pissed at how that party went. Seriously, why the hell did they fucking roast the shit out of him like that roasting Franklin meme in GTA V?

"Cheer up Cell," Kermit told his friend. "Everyone was just having fun, completely destroying your ego and all that good shit."

"Kermit, I was insulted for everything," Cell recalled. "And I'm supposed to just cheer up?"

"Well you can't hold grudges over it, I mean, you did start it by calling out Lego," Kermit reminded him.

"It's not my fault I stated facts," Cell retorted.

"So, you really are still here, Cell," a voice called out before the two turned to see Izuku Midoriya standing outside the arena.

"Goddamn it, why the hell is he here?!" Cell questioned as he pointed at the Pro Hero in Training while looking at Kermit.

"Perhaps we're running low on the budget," Kermit said.

"How the hell would we be low on the budget?!" Cell questioned.

"So, you'll be fighting this thing," Lego told Shallot while showing some weird abomination that looked like a Hollow from Bleach that was on steroids. "And by fighting it, you should eventually become stronger than Cell, and then you can exact your revenge!"

"HAHA, I'M GAME!" Shallot shouted.

"Whatever," Cell said, before looking at Deku. "Listen, can you just fuck off? You're irrelevant to the story now that the Coochie Wars arc is done and over with! Hell, if you have beef over what happened to Nighteye just go beat the shit out of Roshi! Or go gather the fucking Dragon Balls!"

"Yeah, no…" Deku said before he unleashed 100% of his Quirk again, causing it to raise and also for a M to be shown on his forehead.

"Wait, I recognize that symbol!" Kermit said, before a certain wizard and spaceship appeared behind Deku.

"That is right, I, the great wizard Babidi, have returned to collect energy for Majin Buu!" Babidi said. "Now go Deku! Fuck him up!"

"It would be my pleasure," Deku said.

"Kermit, can you call Bakugo?" Cell asked.

"Today is his day off," Kermit told Cell. "So you're fucked."

"You're useless," Cell told the muppet, before he got socked and thrown into a mountain.

"Hang in there buddy!" Kermit shouted at Cell, before Deku grabbed Kermit, and threw him far off into the distance. "I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!"

"Kermit!" Cell shouted, before he began to fire off Ki Blasts at Deku which all missed before Cell got kicked in the gut and sprawled onto the ground, before Deku put a foot on his chest and held his hand out, charging a Ki Blast.

"Any last words?" Deku asked.

"Go to fucking hell," Cell said while flipping Deku off.

Deku was about to fire the Ki Blast before he got kicked off into the distance and into a mountain, which promptly exploded upon impact. Cell looked up to see who his savior was, before seeing someone somewhat familiar. "Who… who are you?"

"I'm just a low class Saiyan warrior who happened to be in the area because the author needed me for something," the Saiyan said, before it turned out to be Bardock. "And after I sensed my protege's power, although corrupted, I had to see what the fuck was going on."

Deku reappeared suddenly, on the other side of the arena. "Out of my way," Deku said impatiently.

"Sorry kid, but I'm gonna wake you up, whether you want to be or not," Bardock replied, before going Super Saiyan.

After remembering some reviews, both of which are from Thesonicsupterstar ironically enough, this chapter was made. With Deku getting controlled by Disney's Bibidi Babidi Buu, and also a clash between the DAU and one of my other stories. Although it's not exactly how the reviews said, it is how this duel shall go because I am going a bit rough on Cell-

Zarbon: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-and also because Bardock seems like a good choice for this fight, since he is Bardock and because he'd be the best opponent for Majin Deku. Or would it be Prince of Destruction Deku? Either or.