Dragon Ball Super Friends

Episode 5

Don't Mess With The Gang

"So why do you need me, a mass murderer, to team up with you and go hunt down whatever demons you fight and kill?" Black asked Sam after the sole living Winchester knocked on the door to Black's dungeon area in the underground.

"Well, I would do it with my brother, but he's dead and it's harder without a partner, so I thought who better than a mass murderer with years of experience and also great potential in the demon hunting industry, that also happens to be dating a demon from a Demon Realm," Sam said, though that barely made any sense.

Black raised an eyebrow at that, before saying, "Fuck it, I'll play along."

"Thanks, you're doing me a huge favor by doing this," Sam said as they went outside and Black pulled out the keys to the Mystery Machine.

"Alright, where are we going?" Black asked Sam, before Sam's eyes widened.

"Is… is that the Mystery Machine?" Sam asked.

"Uh, yeah, why?" Black asked back, before an explosion happened right in front of them as someone landed from the above.

The smoke cleared, before it was revealed to be none other than Shaggy himself. "Like, what's up man?" Shaggy asked.

"That. That is why," Sam answered.

Black sighed. "Shit, we're screwed."

"I'm here for revenge, and to avenge dude," Shaggy said. "Not only did you kill me once, but you also killed Scoob, and Dean too. So like, I'm here to fuck you up man!"

"Give him the Mystery Machine," Sam told Black while he (Sam) raised his hands.

"Do you know how long I had to stake them out before I got the Mystery Machine?! Hell no!" Black said.

"Hey Black, what happened?" Cell said as he opened the door to the mansion and stepped outside, only to see Shaggy. "Oh shit."

"Like, what's up dude?" Shaggy said to Cell before firing a Ki Blast towards Cell that suddenly got intercepted by a blast of black and red energy. This prompts everyone to turn to see Joker, back from his trip to the hospital, and with one of his Personas summoned, this time being his iconic Arsène Persona.

"Yeah, no," Joker said, clearly stating that he wasn't gonna deal with anyone's shit right now.

"And who are you supposed to be?" Shaggy questioned.

"Ever heard of the Phantom Thieves?" Joker asked. "Newsflash; I'm the leader. And right now, you can go to Hell, because I am not dealing with anyone's shit, especially after that trip to the hospital." Arsène turned back into Joker's mask. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I will promptly ask you to leave, and never return."

"Well I got some beef to settle with the man in black," Shaggy said while pointing at Black, "and the bug man."

Joker hummed and put a hand to his chin, thinking about something. "Well, when you put it like that…" Joker pulled out his pistol and shot Shaggy in the head. "Go to hell." Joker then nonchalantly walked past the two killers, and then Cell, before heading to his room so he could wind down a bit.

Black and Cell were surprised at how easily Joker killed Shaggy, while Sam sighed. "Thank god nothing happened," Sam said, while the two original Super Friends members stared at the corpse of Shaggy in shock. "...guys?"

Shaggy's appearance was something I decided would be funny, which was supported by an idea included in a review from Chapter 26, and also the beef he'd have against Cell and Black.

Well, good night everyone! Hope everyone enjoyed this chapter!