Cell vs Sgt. Burly

In the tranquil streets of New Yo-Kai City, in front of the Blasters HQ, Perfect Cell stood with his best friend Kermit the Frog right outside the front door of the large 4 story building, for what seemed like no reason, although that reason was unknown to Cell only.

"Kermit, where the fuck are we," Cell began as he looked at Kermit with his arms crossed, "and why the fuck are we here?"

"Okay, so, I may or may not have accidentally done something wrong, and now I'm currently forced to do community service for the Yo-Kai World," Kermit said. "That community service entails me helping the Yo-Kai Watch Blasters with their shenanigans for seemingly no reason, but I'm pretty sure it's pretty important."

"I'm sorry, we're in the Yo-Kai World?" Cell questioned. "What the fuck even is the Yo-Kai World?!"

"Legend has it that the Yo-Kai World was formed due to overpopulation becoming a serious issue and King Yemma being swarmed with work, so his cousin or some shit decided to form another otherworld and turn people into ghosts/spirits known as Yo-Kai," Kermit explained.

Cell raised an eyebrow at that.

"However!" Kermit began.

"Of course there is a catch," Cell muttered.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, that same cousin of King Yemma fucked up the creation of the Yo-Kai World and the transformation process, so now animals and inanimate objects can turn into Yo-Kai too," Kermit said. "It's really disturbing, but it's also kinda cool."

"Jesus Christ, that sounds like a nightmare," Cell said.

"Yep! Luckily, the situation is contained to Earth," Kermit added. "Meaning Yo-Kai will only appear on Earth, and they're also the source of a bunch of random problems that we don't need to get into because we're on a tight schedule."

"We? Hold on, you are the one who needs to do community service, not me!" Cell complained, which was only answered by silence from Kermit. "Kermit, what did you do?!"

"I may or may not have put a bill on your name," Kermit said.

"You are dead after this," Cell angrily promised.

"QUIT YOUR WHININ' MAGGOTS! IT'S TIME TO FEEL THE BURN!" An energetic veteran-like voice shouted at the two, causing Cell and Kermit to look at the door to see a bronze-skinned oni wearing an army-green colored tank top, shorts, loincloth, while also looking jacked as all hell. "You are Kermit the Pog and Semi-Perfect Cell, yeah?"

"Kermit the Pog-? I am Kermit the Frog," Kermit said.

"And I am Perfect Cell, yes," Cell corrected while glaring at the oni.

"I am Sgt. Burly, and I am here to make you two feel the burn for the trouble you both have caused the Yo-Kai of this fine city!" Sgt. Burly said as he introduced himself. "Now get inside!" Cell and Kermit looked at each other, both knowing they are going to be hella miserable in the company of this Sergeant'.

"Alright Blasters! Listen up!" Sgt. Burly began as he gathered the attention of the other Yo-Kai in the Blasters HQ, along with Cell and Kermit since they were forced to be here. They were in a room with blue floor tiles and a large screen on the wall. "Today, we have clean up duty as the Mass Mutterer has broken out of prison once again! I really wish they would upgrade their prison, or banish that fool to the depths of Hell, because this is the 6th time this month he's broken out of prison!"

"I'm sorry, what?" Cell questioned. "The 'Mass Mutterer'? Is that really this guy's name?"

"Yep, that's his name," a Yo-Kai wearing a blue snow-themed kimono and red glasses said as she typed on her phone.

"And he even looks like a dog!" Sgt. Burly said as he showed a picture of the Mass Mutterer on the screen. True enough, their target was a humanoid Yo-Kai with fur covering their upper and lower body, dogs ears, claws on his hands and legs, as well as a torn striped prison uniform, making him look like he was wearing prison-stripes crop top and shorts.

"Holy shit, it's a furry!" Cell exclaimed.

"No shit," Kermit said.

"Remind me why we're bringing them along?" The kimono wearing Yo-Kai asked Sgt. Burly.

"Ya see Blizzie, it's because Lord Enma's assistant Zazel asked me to," Sgt. Burly said. "He said I could whip these fools into shape and make them understand never to cross the Yo-Kai World ever again."

"That's politicians for ya," Blizzie commented as she went back to texting on her phone.

"Hovernyan, No Way, Hidabat, and Sandmeh," Sgt. Burly said, calling out to the other Yo-Kai present; a floating blue cat with a red cape, a wall with a face, arms, and legs, a floating bat wearing a blue robe around its body, and a person made from sand. "I want you four to show these newbies the ropes and have them assist you in taking down Mass Mutterer!"

"Understood!" Hovernyan said, his bravery already being acknowledged by Cell, who could tell this was a serious Yo-Kai. "Blasters! Let's move out!"

"Maybe this'll be more bearable than I thought," Cell commented.

"You don't know the half of it," Kermit said while shaking his head, knowing the cringe that was yet to be seen.

It's been a while since I've written and so here I am trying something using the power of cringe.

Also, this is all a reference to Yo-Kai Watch, in case anyone was wondering.

With that, take care everyone.