Eros: You know mother I'm not sure if I like that percy kid, but this is kinda cute.

Aphrodite: Yes it is. I do love a good teen age love story.

Poseidon: Aphrodite I swear if you gonna get my son to date that girl-

Aphrodite: Oh calm down I want to give him a break, for now.

Eros: Yea this is my kid too, I assure you everything's fine.

Poseidon: Really then why is your Daughter all over my son but then claims not to like him?

Aphrodite and Eros: IT'S FOR THE PLOT!

Poseidon: What are they, a book?

Aphrodite and Eros: YES!

Poseidon: EXCUSE ME?

Aphrodite: Well kinda, It's for there story

Poseidon: Whatever, just don't break my boy's heart and please don't make the girl gay like last time.

Eros: Can't make any promises!

*Poseidon's sassy ahh leaves to his water castle*

Apollo: Eros why do you get all the good ones? *cries in gay*

Eros: huh?

Apollo: Your kid, she's so good at archery and would look so good with blond hair.

Eros: Well she could be a blond if she wants because of her abilities, but what about your kids, they're better archers than mine. You're literally the god of Archery.

Apollo: You're so right, speaking of my kids I go visit my son and his little boyfriend.Y'all should make them get married! I love them so much.

Eros: Um yea ok we'll think about it.

Eros: Hey Zeus, is it ok if I can zap a cabin for my daughter at the camp?

Zeus: What? Oh yea whatever I don't care about that place. You could smite the whole thing for all I care.

Eros: Um okay thanks?

*Puts an Eros cabin at camp have blood with super cool love god powers*