Hello guys, this is 1602jaw here, bringing you the introduction chapter for this new spin off.
First off, I want to add that I increased the cast from 18 to 22 because….eh, I wasn't too satisfied by the cast, so I decided to add a few more.
Here it is:
Zulius ( Centaurworld ).
Ceviche ( Chowder ).
Vicky ( Vicky the Viking ).
Tomie ( Junji Ito ).
Second, reminder this is a prequel series. Meaning everything that happens in this story….still happens while Cruise is still running.
So yeah, that's all I have to say. Let's get on with this, shall we?
"Don….hey Don…wake, wake, D tier host!"
A loud horn blasted into Don ear, causing him to wake up, startled by the sound of it.
"It's time for the show to begin!" Mxy shouted.
"Wha-what? Really? It's that time?"
"Yes, it's that time! I've been trying to remind you about it!"
"Well, I am terribly sorry about that", Don rose up, rubbing his eyes a bit until finally getting a clearer look at his surroundings, "Wait a second, this isn't my mansion".
In his awakening, he is standing right in the middle of a vast opening area, surrounded by a jungle forest. There was a large, open path. Although where it led remains unknown to the host.
"Welcome to Cambodia!" Mxy announces to him.
"Cambodia? I thought we agreed the setting would be on…I don't know, Fiji or Hawaii".
"Don, Don, Don, the show requires a setting more dire for the players to deal with", Mxy told him, "Besides, I'm not allowed to step foot on those islands without Superman cutting in and ruining it for me".
"What did you do on those islands?"
"Let's just say I did some wacky stuff back there that you do not want to know", Mxy said, "Anyways, enough with that, we got a show to run! Now while you were busy taking a huge dump I managed to gather up some contestants for this show".
"Really? How many?"
"Twenty two"
"Twenty two?!".
"Don't worry, we'll add additional if there's time. Right now, let's focus on the show! Now as you know, this is going to be completely different from that Total Drama whatever" Mxy told him, "Totally different! I'm talking about a reality show, if you put it in a blender with all kinds of genres".
"I have no idea what that mean, but I'm rolling with it"
"Don, let me introduce you to…", With the snap of a finger, a giant mansion dropped down right in front of them, "The Don House!"
The house resembles a Roaring 20s deco mansion. The size of which is bigger than Notre Dame Cathedral. There are eight doors with four at the back being normal, with two normal doors at the front; The front main door is huge as a corridor and at the back and last door is a sliding one. Two balconies that lead to the much bigger one at the back. Two levels indicated by the windows.
"Tada! Love it?" Mxy asked him, with Don expression being jaw dropped by the sight of it, "I thought of it by myself. Granted, I could've gone more with the exaggerated side of things, but I thought I would start off more….mundane. So what do you think?"
"This looks…amazing!" Don replied.
"I know, right?!"
"It's all clean and rich. Wait, does the mansion include any plumbing or-?"
"Don, it's a mansion I created by myself. Of course it has every essential thing to make up as a house. What am I? Cheap?"
"I'm just making sure. I don't want my contestants to feel miserable staying in there".
"Sheesh, you really committed to the whole 'Nicer version of Chris' schtick here".
"Eh, I get that a lot".
"Don't worry, the mansion is a comfortable place to stay in. It's better than staying in some cabin. Now then, let's get started with our new contestants".
"Contestants! Right…..wait, who did you bring in?"
"Good question", Mr. Mxy told him, "I'll tell ya, I met some…interesting individuals. Some are insane, some are….professional. They range from kids to adults, to hyper to ptsd ridden".
"Wait what?"
"I meant to say PHD. They have PHD", He told them, "Anyways, they're a huge bunch".
"Okay then, but how are you going to bring them here?"
"Easy", Mxy explained, "I gave them two options, One, they can go by their own accord, or two I give them this".
Suddenly, a button device appeared in thin air, dropping and landing in Mxy palm. The device itself wasn't anything special. It only has a red button on it, "Tada! Teleportation button. One push, it'll send them straight to our location. It also has a special feature for whoever appears, smoke comes out of it. Gives a more interesting entrance".
"Wow, you got everything under control then".
"Not quite. One of these losers didn't want to go, so I decided to just…bring him here by myself. He wasn't the only one though. Speaking of, here it is! Our first newbie!"
Mxy snapped his finger, as suddenly a person came into existence, looking in distress and confusion.
The person seems to be young at age, but still maintaining a much older appearance. He's middle eastern, clad in ragged clothing, having black hair, and holding a mk47.
Don was in total shock by this, but to Mxy he seemed pleasantly pleased by him being here.
As the man himself stood there, looking around in sudden fear while holding his gun, "Wha-what is this?! Where am I?!"
"What the heck is this, Mxy?" Don asked him, as Mxy pulled out a cigarette and smoked, "You brought a literal Taliban here?"
"What can I say? I like to think outside the box".
"Yeah, but I didn't expect you to bring a literal Taliban here! I thought you were going to bring someone, I don't know, wacky".
"Don, trust me. I got an abundance of wacky folks for this show. This one, I thought would be interesting to add for this show. Representation, you know".
"Yeah, I'm sure people from his home land will be thrilled to know their worst enemy is on this show, representing them no less! Really hope this doesn't offend or upset anyone", Don sarcastically told him, "Oh wait! It will!"
"Hey! I am trying to be helpful here! You should be grateful I managed to convince some of them to compete in this".
"Stay back!" The man shouted, aiming his gun at them, despite stuttering it, "I-I don't know where I am or who you men are! But-"
While Don stood there, hands raised up, Mxy tried to gesture to him to lower his weapon, trying to reassure him, "Idree, relax man. Everything is alright".
"Alright?! I-I was in a shootout, you…you came and-and forced me to sign a contract. Wha-what even are you?!"
"Idree you got to calm down, man", Mxy told him, touching his gun which burst into birds flying off, much to his surprise, "You're literally a perfect pick. You don't have to worry about living with those bozos".
"Am I dead?"
"Dead? More like, famous! Come on, cheer up. You are competing for a grand prize on this show! With me and Don".
"Don?" Idree stared at Don.
"Uhh yes, that would be me, Don", He introduced himself, holding out his hand for a handshake, "Congrats for being here….I guess…alive and totally not out there".
Idree only looked at him in utter confusion. He did give a handshake back.
"Great! Glad your taking this well, mister Idree!" Mxy said, patting him on the back, "I was honestly kinda afraid you were going to have a literal heart attack".
"I….can't believe this is happening", Idree said to himself, "I have no idea how to react to this".
"So what do you think?" Mxy asked Don, getting a bit further away from him where he cannot hear them.
"I don't know. It seems like a pretty bad idea".
"Not to me, though. Think about this as a good redemption arc for him. Like, a good message to the viewers about how one man changed from being a taliban to…a normal Middle Eastern guy".
"I..guess I could see the potential behind this, but won't that offend the people in the Middle East? Or in this case, anger a certain group of people."
"Don, you got to relax. I'm an Imp. If there is something going wrong, I'll deal with it".
"Fine, I'll keep that in mind. So who's the next person we introduce?" Don asked Mxy, "Let me guess, a supremacist?"
"Close, but not true".
"Oh thank god….wait, what do you mean by-"
"You didn't let me finish! I was going to say I brought along a..infamous detective, monster hunter".
"Monster hunter? And who would that be?"
"Ummm probably me", The figure spoke behind them, much to their surprise as they turned around and saw him.
The figure was bulky and tall. He's red, has horns but seemingly cut off. He has black hair, has a gun holster, and wears a brown coat. His right arm is stone and solid like. He also has a tail.
Don was startled at first, but quickly came back to his composure, "Okay, looks like we are getting to the weirder folks here".
"How ya doing?" The man replied, "I just got dropped off somewhere that isn't here. Took me a whole damn hour to get where I am".
"Yeah sorry for not giving a specific location to land at", Mxy told him, "I was busy at the moment trying to sort everything out. You know how showbiz works these days".
"Yeah, I got the memo".
"So red guy?" Don asked the man.
"Hellboy".
"Yeah Hellboy, mind explaining why a literal demon likes you being here? No offense for me calling you a demon or anything".
That's okay, I get that a lot. As for your question, Eh, vacation perhaps".
"Vacation, huh? So your taking a break from all the torturing and suffering-"
"Look I'm not that kind of demon, pal okay? I just had a tough job and needed some break time".
"Wait, so you sign up because?-"
"Yep. Thought I could have some fun while I'm here".
"Umm okay then, welcome to the show. Happy to have you here", Don told him, as Hellboy walked past him.
As Hellboy headed toward Idree, the boy himself stood there in fear. She stepped back away from him, never seeing this creature before.
Hellboy turned toward him, taking notice of his existence, "Ummm hi".
Idree startled, pointing at him, "What are you?! A Shaitan?!"
"A Shaitan?" Hellboy asked, then coming to a casual realization, "Oh yeah, a Shaitan. I remember those guys. Used to kill many of those during my investigation in the Middle East. Pretty ugly fellows".
"Wha-what?! You better stay away from me, whatever you are! I don't care if your a Shaitan or not, do not dare stand next to me"
"Sheesh, not much of a social type, aren't ya?"
Don and Mxy were observing while this was happening, with Don remarking concerningly, "Uhh you sure having both the normal players and out there plays competing on the same show together?"
"Hey, it's all about competing against your rival show, remember?"
"Oh yeah, right, right", Don replied, "So, about the whole contestant not wanting to join thing"
"Like I said, he's not the only one", Mxy proceeded to snap his finger once more, "Now that you mention it, the next bozo we bring in here is…."
Another strange figure came into existence, looking around in shock and confusion.
"Octavia!"
"What the f*ck?! You little sh*t!" She responded to him.
"Whoa, what's with the furious tone there, young lady?"
"I did not sign up for this! I told you a million times!"
"Yeah well I don't care! You see, I require an angsty teenager to be in this show. The angsty type. So your the perfect pick".
"Ugh I do not care! Take me back!"
"Sorry, can't do it!"
"Why?! Is it because my father forced me on this show or something?"
"Actually, yes!" Mxy shows a contract to her, "Your father was so thrilled about this he signed it for you. He mentioned something about you needing some fun time or what not".
Octavia scoffed, "Fine…if it means more alone time by myself, I'm okay with it".
"Great! So welcome to the show! I can guarantee it'll be worth you time." Mxy said to her, as she quickly calmed down and walked off.
"Whatever. Just don't f*cking do that again", She told him, walking passed by him and Don.
"So you bring along an angsty, owl girl here", Don remarked to Mxy, "How interesting".
"Demon to be precise".
She approaches the two contestants, taking one glance at them. Hellboy looked unfazed with a blank expression, while Idree stared at her, both in anxiety and fuming.
"So I'm going to guess you two are the competitors, right?" She asked one of them.
"Yeah, you got that right. Who are you supposed to be?" Hellboy asked.
"Are you another demon?!" Idree pointed.
"Ummm yeah, I'm a demon. Wait, you two aren't fazed out by me?"
"Not a little. It's pretty obvious", Hellboy told her.
"Oh right, your a demon too then".
"Exactly. Not him, though", Hellboy pointed at him, as Idree began to back away, "He's human. I think he's anti-social".
"Hey, I'm somewhat anti-social too. Not all the time, though".
"This…this can't be happening. Two devils! Am I really dead?" Idree asked him, horrified by the sight of two actual demons.
"Nope. Your alive, and still the frantic type", Hellboy jokingly said, as Idree gasped and ran off, "Oh, he's running away".
Before Idree could run off to somewhere safe and away from the demons, he is immediately stopped by a stop sign. His face slammed into it, causing him to collapse on the ground on all four.
Mxy intervene. He was not pleased by his behavior, as he told him, "Where do you think your going, pal? You're not going anywhere, until you compete on this show!"
"Listen you sick creature! I am not staying in this….this hellish world with those creatures!"
"Hey, rude", Octavia said.
"Idree, Idree, you got to relax buddy", Don assured him, "I'm weirded out by this as you are, maybe ten times more but if you stay any longer you could potentially win a huge cash prize. Think about it, you can do whatever you want with the money, as long as you stay in the game".
"Money? Wait, do you have actual money?"
"Yes mister Idree. As long as you compete, there's a chance you can win the fortune. So what about it? Would you rather compete or go back to doing…whatever you were doing".
Idree thought this through. Despite the weird predicament he is in, it was much better than staying out in the battlefield and risking his life for the ideals of his organization.
Not to mention of course, free fortune coming out of this, which he could use for his own gain.
"Uhh..I guess…I guess this is some…good opportunity for me to gain wealth", He replied, with Don being relieved, giving him a pat on the shoulder.
"Great to hear!"
"You think he's going to make it this far in the game?" Hellboy whispered to Octavia, who simply shrugged and continued texting on her phone.
Just then, another random person arrived…..by falling out of a helicopter…..which he piloted by his own, which they all saw the helicopter descending uncontrollably to the ground, crashing somewhere off in the middle of the jungle as the loud explosion startled the birds.
As for the person who crash landed on the ground, he stood up, seemingly wearing a parachute, which did somewhat save his fall, regardless of it still being painful to hit the ground.
He was wearing a worn out and grizzled suit, holding a alcohol bottle as he took a huge sip and wiping his mouth.
He also seems to be drunk, moving around and being unable to control his balance.
"Sterling Archer!" Mxy announced, floating to him, with Don giving an open arms welcome, "See you manage to find a way to get here then. Not how I expected it".
"Hey there fairy man, how are ya?" Archer took another drink, "They didn't want me to piloted the helicopter because my license got decline, so I told them to f*ck off and let me pilot it, or else I'll shove a barrel gun up their a**. Also, am I in Thailand? It better not be Thailand because I have enough trouble there as it is".
"You're not in Thailand, dude. You're in Cambodia".
"Cambodia huh? Eh, fine by me. Better than having to be hunted down and forced into literal human trafficking".
"Wait what?"
"Trust me, my mission over there was not a fun experience. One time, I had to pretend to be a hooker just so I could get a few bucks to buy Mcdonald while I was hiding. Cecil was being a lazy a**, so it took 4 weeks until I was rescued. Lazy prick".
"Yeah well, Cyril isn't here! Your here with us, along with your fellow competitor!" Mxy told him.
"Oh goodie. Bunch of freeloaders to stay with, hoping one or more of them are female, hot and above eighteen".
"Umm are you drunk?" Don asked him.
"Of course I'm drunk! You thought I was holding juice or something?"
As Archer heads to meet with the group, Don asks Mxy out of curiosity, "Ummm any info about this guy?"
"He's an agent of Isis".
"Isis? Wait, you brought along another terrorist?"
"No,no, not that kind of Isis. I'm referring to the more special, intelligent agency that shared the same name. Surprise they haven't changed it".
"And I'm surprised you managed to get a secret agent on the show".
"Well he isn't one of the more….profesional types".
Archer made his first interaction known to the newcomers. It was apparent that Archer behavior…isn't suited well among them.
"So listen you guys, I just want to let you know that I have…..zero tolerance of being tolerant", Archer told them, taking one last drink, "Just to let you guys know".
"Ugh, he smells awful", Idree remarked, "Good thing this pig reminded us about his zero cleansing".
"Hey you terrorist idiot! I was being a bit honest about myself", Archer told him off, "No need to act like a total a**...wait, are you a literal terrorist? Because if so, f*ck you. If not, well…apology for my racial assumption. Can't fault someone working for an agency known for combating against any terrorist, cyber attacks, espionage, or inner sabotage stuff".
"I'm really hoping the next guy isn't as obnoxious as him", Octavia said to Hellboy.
"Me too. I met guys like him. They are usually the first to get killed during a mission", Hellboy told her.
A person materializes by the use of the button from Mxy. He has black hair and seems to be Native American. He's also holding a black briefcase. He seemed unfazed unlike the select few that were previously unexpectedly sprung into existence.
"John Redcorn!" Mxy appears to him, open arms, "How are ya?! Heard you're a well-known healer among your neighborhood".
John nodded, "Yes, I am quite well known for my practice. Question, will there be a challenge involving talent shows?"
"That depends…probably".
This made him smirk a little, as if relief to hear the news, "Good. I'm a man known for good music. I used to star in a band with myself as a lead singer. Not a whole lot of people know about it".
"That's good to hear", Don remarked, "You came to the right place to show off your talent".
"Indeed", He told him, walking off to join the group.
Unlike them, he didn't say much or interacted much with the cast, other than remarking Archer drunkenness, "Excuse me, are you-"
"Drunk and somber, yes", Archer replied, "Let me guess, Indian? And by Indian, I mean Native American".
"Yes, I get what you mean".
"Ok because I don't want to sound too offensive".
"Too offensive? You literally think I'm a terrorist", Idree told him.
"Yeah but I mean…it's true. Probably not, but you didn't really say you're a terrorist, but I'm kinda assuming you are because terrorists do like to lie and stuff".
"You really are not making yourself look good here", Octavia told him.
"Oh, said the literal demon", Archer said back, making Octavia scoff at him.
Just then, another character appears out of the smoke.
This time it was a much older woman. Flinging her long, black hair, wearing a red, japanese attire, and wearing golden, serpent like earwigs. She is also seen accompanied by a serpent, snake-like creature creature.
"Alright then, this is getting goooood", Don remarked, being impressed by the newcomer, "We finally got someone worthy for attention".
"Step a bit further and you will taste my wrath!" She shouted at him, giving him a finger point.
This almost startled Don, "Whoa okay, not what I was expecting".
"Welcome to the show, Boa Hancock", Mxy greets, "Warlord of the sea! Probably…don't know, news about you has been wild so not sure if that position still stands. But whatever, welcome! Hancock and her pet snake….Salome. Don't mind him, he's not used to having a literal Warlord around".
"I can see that, dwarf", She told him, "And for your information, Salome is more than a pet".
"Hey! Don't call me a dwarf, gal! Show me some respect here! If I hadn't come to you, offer you a sweet deal that could impress your lover you would've not been here, missy!"
"Save the insults", She told him off, "While I admire your bravery to speak up, my tolerance of you may dwindle, if this deal of yours is beyond truthful".
"Yeah yeah yeah, sue me! Go stand with the others!" Mxy told her, as she scoffed and walked toward the contestants.
"Sheesh, what kind of person did you bring along here?" Don asked Mxy.
"Someone hot, that's for sure. I needed someone older and someone that could attract a huge audience".
"And you chose her?"
"Yep".
Hancock's initial reaction to the sight of her potential comrades were not so pleasant, as indicated by Archer giving a flirting whistle.
"Finally, it looks like this show is starting to get interesting around here", Archer comments, much to Hancock bothersome.
"What?"
"Well I mean, this show is already beginning to seem less….fantastic", Archer replied, then proceeding to point at Idree, "What with him being here, but having someone like you here could, like, boost the morale on this show".
"Are you suggesting that my presence somehow pleased you?"
"In a way, yeah".
"Hmph, such a vile comment from a man".
"Hey! I was making a compliment here!"
"You called that a compliment?" Octavia asked.
"Umm yes! I mean, it's not entirely perfect, but…it's a compliment".
"You may find out that I do not tolerate such indecency comments from you and your male comrades!" She pointed out, giving a snarl look at the males.
"Wait, is she referring to us?" Hellboy asked, "What did I do? I literally have not said a single thing to you".
"You dare speak to me like that with such a tone, woman!" Idree added, "I'll have you know-"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Hancock shouted, starling Idree to back away. Hellboy was a little startle, but not enough to scare him, "I will not be discriminated against by such horrid creatures like men! Dare speak to me like that and you will be defiled!"
"Sheesh, she has some issues", Octavia remarked.
Another contestant appears from the smoke, revealing to be a young girl, wearing all in black and having pale skin. She is also seen holding a briefcase. A black, medical briefcase.
"Ok, let me guess", Don came by, "Creepy, gothy, and scary, correct?"
"You got that right", She replied, with a blank expression, "The names Lucy Loud".
"Lucy Loud! How are ya?" Mxy asked.
"Doing great. I just told all of my family about me competing on this show. Let's just say there was a lot of…dismay".
"Dismay from what? You competing?"
"Likely out of vain and jealousy. Although, I'll admit I do appreciate some support…even if it drowns me from the arguments".
"Well okay then, welcome to the show", Don congrats, as she makes her way to the group, "Lucy! Odd to include an actual child here, Mxy. I'm a bit concerned".
"Well she's not the only one. It's all about relating to the younger demographic", Mxy told him.
"But don't those usually end up being hated by some folks?"
"Don your previous show features a literal kid".
"Yeah, you're totally right on that one. Can't deny".
Lucy approaches the cast, giving her side of the reaction. It wasn't much, as she still remained in her calm, blank and gothic tone of hers.
Expressing it to them, "Huh, so this is going to be the people I'm staying with…neat".
"A child from the dead. How lovely", Hancock remarked.
"Is she sick or something?" Idree remarked, "Why is she all pale?"
"What? Have you ever seen goth's before?" Octavia asked.
"No. Don't ask me a question, you whore".
Octavia sighs to herself, "Why did my Dad think this was a good idea to send me here in the first place?"
Just then, there was a loud scream and rumble, coming directly from a panda figure that sprang out in the air and fell into the ground, face forward.
He groans, as Mxy and Don confront him.
"Ummm okay, talking panda dude is next", Don remarked, "Are you alright?"
"Yeah…totally alright", He replied, getting right up, "Didn't expect the button to literally teleport me into the sky".
"Yeah, I forgot to mention", Mxy told him, "It may have some slight…..malfunctioning issues. But hey, at least you're here! Po! The Dragon Warrior!"
"Alright! Yeah! I'm totally here!" Po exclaimed, raising his arms up, "Woohoo!...wait, where am I again".
"Your on Cambodia! Different planet, different environment".
"Oh! Yeah…cool!"
"That's right! Any comments you want to give for being here? For your fans back at home?"
"Well, I don't want to brag or anything, but I thought competing here would give me time to show off and show how amazing I am as a Dragon Warrior since you know, I like doing cool things for my fans if you catch my drift".
"Interesting. Well, this will truly be a great opportunity for you to show off then", Don told him, as Po marched his way to the group.
"Hi guys, sup", Po casually greeted, "The names Po. Po, the Dragon Warrior. Master of Kung Fu. I'm also a great cook, like legit a great cook. You guys like noodles?"
Hellboy and Octavia look at each other as Archer begins to take a sip, then look back at him, with Hellboy replying, "Umm yeah, I like noodles. I've tried it before, and it was alright".
"Sweet! Got a guy to relate with", Po said, getting a bit up close to him, "Say I got to ask, are you some kind of goat dude or something? Because with the horns and tail and-"
"I'm actually a detective demon".
"Detective demon?!" Po was surprised by his statement, "Whoa! So that means….your….a demon that does detective stuff, right?"
"More or less, yes. Sometimes I usually just take down monsters".
"Woah! That's so cool!" Po remarked, "Sweet!"
He then moves on with Hancock, "What about you? Are you like some kind of snake goddess or something?"
Instead of an immediate answer, Hancock simply replied with a kick in the crotch, causing him to squeal and collapse to the ground.
"Do not dare question what I am, boy".
"Okay then…gotcha….not the friendly type".
Another person came down from mid air by the device alone.
"Ok seriously, you really need to give them better transportation here", Don told Mxy.
"Look I'm not the one that designed it to make someone fall mid air".
The person is rather a young girl. A girl wearing japanese, green, raggy attires and having sharp, black hair.
"Ok, what is this?" Mxy asked, "This is not the person I offer a deal to compete".
"What are you talking about?" Don asked him.
"The girl! She's not supposed to be here! I literally convinced a cool samurai to compete in this! Who the heck is this girl?!"
"Ow my head", The girl rubbed her head, getting right up. Then she took her sight upon the surroundings, looking around in complete puzzle, "Wait a second, where am I? What is this? Where's my Big bro?"
"Ok little brat, explain! Who are you?! Where's the Samurai guy?!"
Dororo noticed Mxy and was startled, pointing directly at it, "A ghoul!"
"Ghoul? What? Have you never seen an Imp before?"
"Umm Mxy, maybe this is just my assumption, but you do realize you are talking to a confused and scared Japanese girl here, right?"
Mxy sigh, "Guess I'll see what happens to that moron later. Right now, I guess we'll just stick with this street kid".
He then comes up close to her, changing his mood from quite irritated by this to his usual, warm welcome, "Hello there! Kiddo! Welcome to the show! I know you have lots of questions right now, right?"
"Uhhh…"
"Don't worry, everything will make sense later. Now got a name, kid?"
"...Dororo".
"Dororo! Yeah, Dororo…pretty…pretty weird name, but I hear a lot weirder things", Mxy told her, "Anyways, congrats for being here. Now if you will, go stand with the others and interact with them. Figure you already know how to speak English so-"
"Wait just a minute! Just who are you? Where am I? And where's my Big Brother?" Dororo demanded.
"Big brother?" Mxy asked, then remembering, "Oh yeah, you mention about a brother or something. Don't worry, he's probably alright".
"You don't understand. He's-"
"Now go stand over there with the others!" Mxy shouted at her, causing Dororo to quickly run off from him.
"You sure you should check on her brother?" Don asked him, "She seems pretty worried".
"Ugh, don't be overly concerned about it. Her brother or something is probably doing alright without her".
"How can you tell?"
"I don't know, okay! I'm on a strict schedule here! "
"This is totally something", Dororo remarked, "Not the weirdest thing I've been through but still. Maybe Hyakkimaru killing off that bandit and me stealing that junk wasn't a good idea".
Finally, she made it to the group, where her first interaction was…a bit of silence, as Hellboy spoke up, "Umm hi".
A person with a pop out eye, lanky body, and wearing a backpack, all while wearing a black armor made out of paper appears out of the smoke, making a fake breathing noise with his mouth. He is also holding a toy lightsaber for…dramatic appearance.
"Wonderful entrance you got there, ummm…sir", Don remarked.
"Thanks. I was going to bring my custom Darth Vader mask with me", He replied, "But I seem to have lost it. Anyways, the name's Gimpy. Master Gimpy".
"Oh god, he's one of those types of competitors", Mxy remarked, "Wait a second, didn't I give my offer to one of your friends. A socially awkward guy named Nitz?"
"Yeah he wasn't too interested", He replied, "He kinda gave the contract to me and I signed it. Then he gave the button you sent him to me as well. Pretty neat, huh?"
"Uhhh yeah….whatever", Mxy replied, "Well, the show does require a nerd. Your a perfect fit".
"Uh huh, say does the cast include any characters from Star Wars?" He asked, "Like Leia, Ashoka, Padme-"
"JUST GO STAND WITH THE OTHERS!" Mxy shouted, causing Gimpy to do as he says and swiftly run off to join with the group.
A girl appeared from the smoke, next in line for an introduction. The girl wore a black skirt, had pale skin and red hair.
"Hello", The girl greets and waves, kindly much to Don delight. As for Mxy, he cringed at the sight of her.
"Awww well what do you look at that", Don remarked, "A little girl that isn't creepy. So who might you be?"
"I'm Ruby. Ruby Gloom".
"Ruby! Condirecting name, but whatever. Glad to have you here".
"Thanks. When I heard this guy offer, I wasn't going to pass down an opportunity to make new friends".
"That's very good to hear. There's a lot of good assortments of wacky characters on this show. I'm sure one will be glad to be your friend".
"Yeah friends, listen kiddo", Mxy comes up close to her, not really thrilled about the personality she is given off here, "I was expecting something more….eccentric here".
"What do you mean?"
"Aren't you supposed to be from a world of creeps! Ghouls! Ghost! All those kinds of spooky things?"
"I'm spooky".
"Yeah, smiling and acting all cutesy and dandy does not contribute to being a horror show. Seriously, I thought you say you were the more eccentric type!"
"I did? Oh, I did. Yep, I am. I'm a bit different from where I'm from".
"Come on, Mxy pal", Don told him, as Mxy resumed floating right next to him, "I don't see the problem here. I think it's great we have someone on this show that isn't messed up".
Ruby skipped her to the cast, giving them the same kind greet she did to the host, "Hi everyone. I'm Ruby Gloom".
The reactions were mixed.
"Wow, someone like me that isn't gloomy", Lucy remarked, "I'm both intrigued and somehow a little scared".
"Another pale girl", Idree remarked, "I am really debating if I'm dead or not right about now".
"Awww a cute one", Octavia remarked, "Finally there is someone that isn't entirely weird. No offense".
"None taken", Hellboy replied, "I'm perfectly ok with this. Although, I do have to wonder what type of folks little man had to meet".
"I'm hoping I don't seem a bit too off for you guys", Ruby said to them, "I don't like to bother anyone or anything".
"Eh it's alright. Like I mentioned, I'm totally okay with you sticking around. Make up for it with guys like him", Hellboy said to her, pointing at Archer.
"For your information, I can act kind whenever I want to", Archer told him, "Technically whenever I'm in a good mood, which is…..rarely".
The next competitor appeared from the smoke again. He was a young boy, wearing a helmet, has robotic limbs, shirtless, wearing baggy pants and a cape.
"Hello there! Reg! Welcome to the show!" Mxy greeted him.
Reg stares around, observing his surroundings.
Some of the competitors were a bit wary of him, with John commenting, "The boy seems…quite curious in his new surroundings".
"Yeah, I'm kinda surprised finally one of us are a bit weirded out by this", Archer said, "Not me, though. I'm already familiar with this place. Well, not that I've been here before, per say".
"So this is the outside world then", Reg remarked, "I've never explored much outside the Abyss territory".
"I can guarantee you that this will be an interesting experience for you".
"I guess. Although, I do wonder if this was a good idea for me to be here. I know Riko encourages it, but this seems weirdly out of place for me".
"Come on! Be more excited about this!"
"I'm kinda a little", Reg responded, giving a mute response.
Just then, another competitor appeared mid air, this time she appeared above him and landed onto him without predicament, much to Mxy surprise, including Don.
"Woohoo! Made it!" The girl shouted, raising both her arms in the air. The girl in question wore a pink sweater, a purple skirt, braces and long, brown hair, "Without a single bone broken".
"Umm excuse me, mind getting off me" Reg utter on the ground.
"Another little girl it would seem", Don remarked, then asking Mxy, "How many kids did you bring along on this show?"
"Ummm…about seven or eight, maybe?"
"Hello! The name Mabel Pines!" She said to Don, holding her hand out for a handshake, only for it to reveal to be covered in dirt, much to his irk.
"Oh well…nice to meet you, Mabel", He replied, giving a handshake.
"Don't mind my craziness. I'm just super stoked about this. I never thought I would be on TV! Competing, no less! Except for the several occasions back in last year summer".
"Uhhh yeah, good for you then. Please mind getting off Reg?"
"Oh! Sorry about that", Mabel said, taking a step off from Reg, who stood up, rubbing his head a little from the impact, "Didn't notice you while I was literally in the air".
"It's okay. I get that a lot", Reg responded, turning to her.
Mabel paused by the sight of him. Blushing, as if she witnessed a potential suitor in her eye.
Reg stood there in confusion, asking, "Umm are you okay?".
Quickly coming back to her senses, she replied swiftly, "BOY! I mean, totally! Totally…okay!"
"Umm alright then".
Suddenly, another girl appeared and landed onto Reg once again. This time, the girl was a bit younger ( Around ten ), had green hair, was wearing a yellow shirt with red overalls, and seemed to have some scratches and a band aid on her.
She had a stunned expression, until it immediately disappeared, once coming to a more hyper realization, "Hey, it works! I knew that creepy, elf guy didn't con me".
"Another girl with hyper issues?" Don asked Mxy.
"What? I need a couple of kids to appeal to the younger demographic".
"Wait, what's our demographic for this show?"
"No idea!"
"Hi there! My name is Nikki! Question, did an elf also meet you?" Nikki asked Mabel, as Reg began to rise up.
"If you mean by some weird, floating baby dude then yeah, I did", Mabel replied.
"Sweet! Just to let you know, I can act a little cray, cray".
Mabel gasps, "Me too! I act cray, cray too! Only, it is usually when I have a huge sugar rush".
"Awesome! Finally found someone to relate to".
"Oh my god, more annoying kids", Idree facepalmed.
The three of them head to meet with the rest of the competitors, with Mabel giving her loud greetings to them, much to the annoyance of some, "Hello everyone! Mabel the extreme is here! What's up?!"
"Nikki the wild is here too!" Nikki added.
"Hello!" Ruby replied, "You seem energetic".
"A bit too much, but I can tolerate", Hancock remarked.
"Yeah you can say I'm the more adventurous, charming, cute, and…uhhhh….crazy type", Mabel replied.
"Umm I'm…new here by the way", Reg shyly responded.
"Well kid, welcome to the show", Hellboy told them, "Don't mind some of us. Most of us are a weird bunch".
"I'm okay with that. I've encountered more weirder things. Some traumatic, which is why I'm totally, mentally cool right now", She said, arms on her hip to show her confidence, as her left eye twitched a little.
"I think she's not okay", Po whispered to Hellboy, then Mabel immediately caught her attention, ran up right in front of him while also gasping.
"My gosh! A talking, cute panda!" Mabel pointed.
"Ummm…hi?"
"My, your fur is soooo soft and…electrifying", Mabel said, pressing her head near his chest, then proceeding to press her hand on it, petting it while making Po feel uncomfortable.
"Uhhh yeah, thanks for the…ummm..compliment, mind not touching me. I'm feeling both ticklish and weirded out by you".
While her attention is toward the giant, talking panda man, Nikki was at awe by Hancock serpent, Salome.
"Cool snake you got there", Nikki complimented Salome, then asking, "Question, is it climbable?"
"What?" She replied.
"Sorry, I know. Pretty dumb question to ask. But seriously, can I climb it? I'm not going to ride it or anything…..can I ride it?"
"Hmmm, that depends", She replied, "I usually would refuse an offer from a man, but since your not, I may consider it".
"Sweet! Ok snake thing, get ready for some fun time with me!" Nikki tried to jump onto it, but Salome quickly moved slightly, causing her to fall on the ground, face front.
Cutting to Reg, Dororo took notice of him and checked on him, taking a closer look at his robotic limbs.
She was curious about him, but as for Reg's reaction he is left quite confused by her action.
"What are you doing?" Reg asked her.
"Oh sorry, I was just a bit curious about your limbs", Dororo said, pausing from her observation, while scratching her head and smiling, "They are so…metallic like".
"Uhhh yeah, I'm not really human. I mean, I look human but not entirely human".
"Interesting. I actually have had someone like you before, only…his limbs aren't metallic".
"Okay then".
"By the way, my name is Dororo", She replied, holding her hands out to him.
Reg replied back, giving her his hand shake.
The next person to appear from the smoke was another girl, this time being a bit younger than Mabel and Dororo and roughly being around the same age as Ruby or Lucy. She seems..yellow, having blond hair, wearing a red skirt and shoes, and holding a saxophone case.
She smiled a bit, until looking around and taking notice of the two hosts, remarking, "Should I even bother to ask?"
"Eh, you are competing in this so welcome to the show!" Mxy told her, "Lisa Simpson!"
"Thank you. When I heard that this show involves bringing awareness for Cambodia forest and environmental problems, I couldn't resist denying it".
"Awareness?" Don asked Mxy.
Mxy replied, whispering to him, "Yeah, I may have made up a few lies in the contracts".
"I really hope this show does super well enough to gain enough attraction of the beauty of Cambodia forest and why we should protect it. I've already packed enough things for my stay here".
"Uhh yeah, that's good. Anyways, great to include an activist. Now go meet with your fellow…activist", Mxy told her, as he pushed her away to make her approach them.
She did just that, confronting the cast themselves, giving an awkward, but pleasant greeting, "Uhhh hi guys, nice to meet you all. You all look like a new…umm, bunch".
She gave an awkward chuckle. Like previously, most have mixed reactions. Some tolerate her and view her to be alright, others are uncertain.
"Should've thought of a better first impression", Lisa muttered to herself.
"Hi there! I'm Nikki!" She introduces himself right up at her, holding her dirt filled hand out for a handshake, much to Lisa's disgust..
"Okay, how many newbies are still left?" Don asked Mxy.
"About like, I don't know, eight or ten", He replied, "I lost count when I went to space".
Suddenly, a random blue cat appears, clenching onto Mxy hat with a shocked and scared expression.
"What the?!" Mxy grabbed the cat, much to his surprise as well as Don, taking a look at it, "What is this?! I didn't bring a cat along!"
"Looks like a street feline", Don commented.
"Wait a second, I could've sworn I offered this sweet deal to some mafia guy. What happened?" Mxy demanded, as he snapped his finger to disappear himself, along with the cat.
He then reappears, still holding onto the cat with a frozen expression, "Okay, it would appear our mafia fellow got gunned down. Oh well, guess the alley cat gets to stay".
"Wait, are you seriously going to allow a random cat to compete?"
"Why not? We have a literal, talking, walking panda on the show. I see nothing wrong here", He told him, tossing the blue cat away at the cast.
The cat managed to clench onto Idree face, which he immediately tried to grab him off, roughly and harshly, "Ugh, get this feline off me!"
"A CAT!" Mabel quickly snatched it from his face, began hugging it tightly, "Awww what a cute cat! It's so soft and wet!"
"Ummm I'm not sure you should hug it", Lisa informed her, "I mean, I have nothing against cats or anything, but maybe it's not a good idea to hug it, since we don't know where it comes from".
"It's also itchy as well", Mabel remarked, pausing from the hugging and taking a look at it, "Oh well, doesn't matter. I'll call it….sebastian! Wait, you are a boy, right?"
The cat nodded.
"Alright! Sebastian it is!"
"Sebastian. Sounds like a nice name", Ruby remarked.
"Yeah it does", Hellboy said, then pointing out a collar on it, which has a name carved on it, "But ummm I seem to notice, this cat already has a name".
The collar itself simply read, "Furrball" which Mabel quickly shrugged and said, "Oh….eh, doesn't matter. I'll still call him Sebastian".
"Heh, you know this is going to be easy", Archer remarked next to Gimpy and Idree, "I mean seriously, a cat? Like, oh man I am totally going to fail at this game, competing against a cat".
"You do realize you have to deal with the red guy, right?" John asked him.
"Yeah, but I'm a spy agent. Meaning, I have sets of skill that qualify me for being a bada**, which by the way holds more skill set than….ummm..what do you do? Mystic stuff?"
"I practice healing….I'm also a musician".
"Oh yeah, those skills. What wonderful, fantastic skill".
"Said the one who jumped out of a helicopter".
"Said the one who's….damn it, got no comeback".
"Umm guys, is it me or does that jet seem to be getting real close AT US!" Octavia pointed out, as everyone quickly ducked down as a jet flew by them above.
Don and Mxy quickly duck, as the jet flies, curve upward, then downward until eventually transforming into a tall figure.
A figure made up of mechanisms. He has wings and tank-like tubes protruding out of his back.
He then gave an arm out, with a gleeful, crazy expression, "I'M HEEEEEEEERE!"
Don was quickly startled by him, but for Mxy he wasn't so fazed by it.
"Okay, should've seen that coming", Mxy remarked.
As for the contestants' reaction, some were in awe of it, others…were terrified by it.
Idree and Furrball being the most scared of the group, as Idree quickly hides behind Lisa Simpson and Furrball hides within Mabel's hair.
"WHA-WHAT IS THAT!" Idree pointed.
"Oh boy, looks like my duty is calling me", Hellboy said, pulling out his pistol and clicking it.
"Holy cr*p! It's a giant robot!" Archer pointed, "Don't know if I should feel scared or extremely excited".
"I'm excited! Looks so cool!" Nikki added.
"And magnificent", Mabel remarked, "I wonder if I could climb onto it".
"Oh great…", Octavia said, going from startle to disappointment, "Was hoping it would be someone around my age".
"Oh my god! A Transformer", Gimpy remarked, but not in terror, "Wait a second, if a Star Wars character arrives we could have an interesting crossover here. Cr*p! Where's my notes!"
"Wait a second, did you say Transformers?" Dororo asked him.
"Why yes, Transformers. Never heard of them?"
"I-"
"Don't answer, I get it. Transformer is way too complex to discuss. I mean, I'm not even much of a Transformers fan…unless it involves Star Wars".
The Transformer face soon changed, switching to a more subdued and calmer expression, with a red like monocle and slim face.
"Excuse me, am I in the right place?"
"Yep, you're in the right place, Blitzwing! Welcome!" Mxy replied.
"Blitzwing? Wait, you brought a literal war criminal onto the show?!" Don asked.
"Well first off, he's no longer a war criminal. He changed. He's not even a Decepticon or an Autobot. Second, the other show has a Transformer. That show's rating skyrocketed after he came into the spotlight. I don't see the problem in bringing one in our show".
"Still, you do realize he's too big for this show, right? How is he going to get inside the mansion?"
"Duh, I'm an Imp you moron, I can fix that".
Blitzwing approaches the cast, some being a bit wary to back away from him.
"Ummm should we, like…uhhh…greet him or something", Octavia asked the others, "I feel like literally cowering in fear isn't going to help us have a better relationship with this guy".
"Greet him? He's a literal monster!" Idree pointed.
Blitzwing then face changed to a more combust, angry expression with a pair of shades this time, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING MONSTER?! IF YOU WANT MONSTER, I'LL SHOVE A TREE DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
Blitzwing aims his cannon, until pausing and looking at Hellboy after hearing a click.
Hellboy aims his pistol, giving the Transformer an idea if he doesn't hold back his threat, "Hey, lay the kid off, pal. We don't want our first day to go messy, alright?"
Blitzwing growls for a second, until eventually coming to his senses, switching to his more relaxed expression, "Yes, my apology, organic one. I sometimes have…temper issue".
"Don't mention it".
"So is that all?" Don asked Mxy.
"No! We still have a few more left", He told him, "But we are close!"
"Ahem".
Mxy and Don turned their attention to the next newbie. This newbie wore a…SS black uniform with a head resembling a red skull.
"Hey! You're here!" Mxy applauded him, with Don being skeptical, "Kinda worry you weren't going to show up".
"Tch, I'd rather get this through, without having to endure my terrible stay on the streets".
"Yes yes, well I'm glad your here! Red Skull! Your stay here will be hugely delightful!"
"I hope so. Better here than back there", He told him, walking past him, "Although I do hope not to encounter any…natives on this land".
"You know I would question you bringing a literal Nazi on the show, but then I remember Idree and Blitzwing are here so-"
"Don, Don, you gotta understand. I'm doing this for you. We need a unique cast, and what better way to bring one that is unique is with him! Also, he's a Hydra and Nazi member".
"Yeah, but don't you think this is a bit…extreme? I mean, I'm cool with adding a literal demon detective, but putting a literal Nazi with kids doesn't seem right".
"Don, you need to focus more on the priority of this show. And priority is beating at Chris' own game".
Red Skull made his way to the cast, as his first meeting with them wasn't very thrilling for both him and especially to the contestants.
"Well, I stand corrected. The natives are not the only ones I am going to be unable to tolerate", He remarked.
"What is that supposed to be?" John Redcorn asked.
"Speaking of which, will you look at that", Red Skull remarked, sarcastically and mockingly with a grinned, "An Indian, here on this show. That's a rare sight to see, coming from a rare species. My, it even speaks English".
"What?" John asked, feeling offended by his comment.
"As for the rest of you, let's see", Red Skull continues offending some of the, going through Idree, Hellboy, Archer, Dororo, and the rest of the cast, "A ra, possibly a jew rat; A demon, an American rat, a Japanese rat, and…whatever the rest of you are, anyways".
"I am appalled by your first words to us, monster", Hancock said, as it is not just her feeling great anger from her.
Some weren't hugely taking a liking to him, due to his racial comment.
"Why thank you for your honesty, woman".
"Huh, I don't think this guy seems friendly", Nikki remarked.
"Of course he isn't", Lisa told her, "He literally insulted us".
"Oh boy, can't wait to vote him off", Hellboy remarked.
"So we got a terrorist, a giant robot, a cat, a talking panda, and a nazi", Archer remarked, feeling a little weirded out by all this, "Heh, what's next? Is the midget, magic guy going to bring in a resurrected Pol Pot?"
"Very specific for you to say that", Octavia commented.
"Well duh, we are in Cambodia. Don't know why I said that, but there you go".
Just then, a few more newbies arrive from mid air.
First was a male screaming. A centaur with brown skin, a mohawk like hair-do, and is completely shirtless. He landed on the ground, crashing his head into it while half of his entire body remained up.
"Ow", He muffled.
Second was another young kid, who wore a viking attire. He fell on the ground, with the helmet falling onto his head at the last minute.
Then another boy came, landed on him. He resembles a goat with purple hair, orange furr, and a pink leotard.
"Wow, that was fast", Don remarked.
"I feel like we are missing two more", Mxy added.
"Hi"
Both of them were startle, turning around to see a Japanese girl with long, black hair and seemingly wearing a red dress.
"Oh, it's just Tomie", Mxy calms himself, including Don, "Welcome! Great for you to be here this quick. Actually now your here, how did you get here? I didn't give you the teleportation device".
"Oh I have ways of getting around", Tomie replied, snickering to herself.
"Umm okay then".
The centaur finally came up, brushing the dirt off his hair, much to Don bothersome, "Ugh, would've much preferred to get here by something more convenient and luxurious".
"Uhh, and who may you be?" Don asked.
"I'm Zulius. The fabulous!" He replied, giving off a flaborent mannerism.
"Uh huh".
"I'm also a well known fashion model in my world".
"Umm yeah, that's great to hear, buddy. Great to hear", Don then asked, "Hey I gotta ask, did you bring any….uhhh..shirts with you? Just asking because no offense but I don't want to be around a guy with no…shirt on".
Cutting back to the cast itself, the viking child introduced himself real quick to them, joining up was the goat child.
"Hello everyone! I'm Vicky!" He introduced himself, "Chief of my village! Here to prove my viking strength".
"The only thing he needed proven is shutting up", Archer whispered to Hellboy, snickering to himself.
"Pal, not cool".
"What? Me being a douche to a kid? Nah, I don't think so. I mean, I don't hate kids or anything, I just don't tolerate the loudest one".
Mabel then slide in to the goat boy, seemingly…curious over him due to the fact he's a boy and all, "Sooooo what's your name, new guy?"
"Ceviche".
"Ceviche! Hi! Names Mabel!" Mabel quickly shook his hand, with Ceviche giving an unsure expression, "I seem to notice your attire. Are you a dancer or something?"
"Why, I'm glad you asked. I am quite a good dancer".
"Cool! I'm a dancer too! I'm good at dancing!"
"Alright everyone, it seems we got everyone here". Don toward his attention the cast, along with Mxy, "As you all should know, all of you will be competing in this new reality show. A show to test your durability, strength, and intelligence".
"Heh, I know what one of those aspects I'm totally at acing it", Lisa confidently and chiefly said.
"To give you the rundown", Mxy explained, "All of you will be staying together in this massive mansion, complete with running water, electricity, free internet connection, and good heating".
"Question? Does the mansion have a bar?" Archer asked, "Because when it comes to a mansion, I totally expect a bar. I'm not really one of those types of people to get a beer from the fridge in a mansion. If I want a beer that's in a mansion, I get it from a cabinet or a fancy, looking cold lock room somehow".
"What's the big deal? Who cares if it has a bar or not", Octavia told him.
"Uhh I care, doofus. I want to make sure I'm going to stay in a luxury, free hotel without the concern of customer complaints".
"Don't worry, the mansion has everything!" Mxy resume, "Anyways, as I was saying you will all be competing in several tasks and challenges, which may seem mundane sometime. But other times, it will be insane".
"Yeah! Insane! I'm prepared for anything!" Po proclaims, raising his arms up, "Woohoo!"
"I'm prepared as well! Only to a maximum degree!" Mabel added.
"Me too!" Nikki added as well.
"Since this is a reality show, there will be elimination. However! This will be different! You see, instead of having to eliminate every challenge, there'll rarely be any elimination! Only for a special occasion".
"And also, there's no team formation, so you guys can do whatever you want", Don added.
"That's great to hear", Hancock said, "I do not want to be paired up with horrid men like them".
"You know, I'm starting to think you have an issue, lady", Zulius said to her, as Hancock responded with a slap to the face.
"I have not!"
"Ow! That hurts".
"Lastly, you guys can travel anywhere within this specific area", A map layout appear on Mxy palm, showing it to the cast. It shows their location being in an area further around between the forest, long rivers, ponds, and mountains, with on the top left showing half of Siem Reap, "Just don't go further from within these borders. So with all that said and done, got any questions?"
"Uhhh yeah, you promise my luggages would be here", John Redcorn mentioned.
"Yea, mine too", Archer added, "Unless it contains some questionable material that isn't appropriate for this show I call bullsh*t".
"Great question, it's arriving riiiiiight..now!" Mxy said, snapping his finger as the load of luggages ranging from bags to suitcase to crates, fell from the sky and onto Idree, much to his pain.
"Arrggh! My back just got crushed!" Idree exclaimed, much to Archer's satisfaction.
"Heh, sucks for him", Archer remarked.
"Get unloading guys! And get settled in because you guys will be staying in that one mansion together!"
The main door for the mansion opens in front of the cast, witnessing their first sight into their home.
It shows a grand staircase, running from top to bottom and separated into two paths, leading to an upper support level, which leads to a path through their dorms.
Right by the two stairs are four paths, leading to different directions. On the right path, it leads to a library while the other side leads to the back.
As for the left, it leads to the living room with the other side leading the same way as the other one.
Some were in awe of it, feeling really comfortable with their new stay.
"Woah! This place looks amazing!" Nikki remarked.
"Sweet! A palace for the greatest warrior myself!", Po commented, walking right in.
"Wow, it's actually not that bad", Archer remarked, "I was kinda expecting it to look cr*ppy or something".
While everyone got inside, Blitzwing was the only one standing outside, confused and feeling awkward at the moment, asking Mxy and Don before they joined with the contestants, "Umm excuse me, but there seems to be an issue here".
"Yeah, what's up?" Mxy asked.
"This may seem obvious, but…I am unable to fit through".
"Oooooh right, yeah….uhhh", Mxy, in an attempt to not anger the Transformer, snapped his finger, which resulted in an aircraft shelter to appear right next to the mansion, making it his new, exclusive to him alone, home, "There you go. Your new accommodation. Hope you like it".
Blitzwing stood there, as the door closed behind him. Don was a bit concerned, asking the Imp, "You think he'll like it?"
"I hope so. Probably should've chosen a different Transformer".
Blitzwing approaches the shelter, looking down at it with close observation. He was skeptical at first, but eventually shrugged it off and transformed into a tank, entering the shelter.
He remarked, in his hot headedness tone, "Not too bad. Not too bad. Although, a bit too cramp for my taste".
He then switches to his crazy tone, "WOHOHOHOHOHOHO! LET'S DO A MAKEOVER!"
He cackled, as he began to fire everywhere, sending debris out and holes to be created.
Inside the mansion, there were some that took the option of looking around and checking the place, while some went to their new dorm and unpacked, selected by Mxy himself.
Hellboy headed to the living room. The living room was massive. There were three couches, surrounding a round, wooden and silk table. Facing it was a large, flat screen TV.
"Well dang, a cozy place to stay in", Hellboy remarked, "Staying here might not be as bad as I expected".
Vicky came in and was quickly at awe by everything inside, looking around and remarking, "Wow! Everything looks so different from my home".
He then took notice of the TV and pointed, "What's that weird thing over there? I've never seen anything like that. Is it some kind of odd sculpture?"
"Probably. That thing you are pointing at is a well known creature", Hellboy sarcastically explained, "Simply called, the Television".
"Whoa! Is it alive or sleeping?"
"Sleeping. Although if you want to make it alive, I suggest leaving the job up to me".
"Gosh, that is a strange creature. Okay then, whatever you say, big guy".
He said, then proceeded to move on into the next room.
"Gullible. Still, good kid", Hellboy remarked, as even though there are some that were sometimes an annoyance to him, he doesn't seem to mind it.
Then there are those like Vicky that he can't help but favor a bit more compared to people like Archer.
Suddenly, he heard a phone ringing coming from one of his coat pockets. He took it out, took one look and realized he had an important call, "Great, could've at least save it for later".
He answered it, much to anyone unnoticed, "Yeah it's me….yeah…yeah, I got in without trouble".
As he was having his phone call, Vicky entered the back, where on the left side is the kitchen, the center being the dinner table, and on the right being another living room, this time containing a fireplace on the way back.
She once again felt amazed by her new surroundings, looking around in daze. She even does a little dance, flocking around as she goes.
While that's going on, Octavia opened a door that was behind the staircase and saw stairs leading to the down stair.
She assumes it leads to the basement, but once she walked down it reveal to be a spa room of some sort, much to her surprise.
"Huh, guess I stumbled upon a spa room", Octavia remarked, "Don't know why it's down here, but whatever".
Zulius suddenly came down, after hearing the mention of a spa room, much to his shock, "Oh my god! There's a literal spa room down here?! It official, this is my room".
"But didn't the Mxy guy already assign-?" Before she could finish, she is cut off by Zulius.
Who told her, loudly, "My room!"
"Okay, okay, your room. Got it. Don't need to yell, you know".
Suddenly, the scene pauses. Everything turns gray, except for Zulius himself, as he begins to talk at the camera, with his special name tag appearing on the bottom side, "Ugh, what a first impression of this place. Seriously, if I'm going to stay here, I need my beauty to remain in shape. That's why I'm choosing the spa room to be my permitted stay. They may not care, but to me I care! Anyways, as for my opinion on the new people, they seem alright, I guess. Although, I think that Octy girl seems pretty cool. Should I make friends? Maybe. Probably her, likely. I don't know. Anyways, back to the show".
Resuming back suddenly causes Octavia and everyone above floor to suffer an immediate pain in their inside, as she collapses on the ground, using both her hands to stop her from falling on the ground, clenching her stomach, "Argh! What the hell did I just feel here?!"
"Ooooh sorry, I probably should've mention this to everyone that I have this secret ability where I can literally pauses everything. That includes time itself. Usually it's me gossiping and giving my overall opinion. It's actually one of my unique powers, if you should know", Zulius explained.
"Oh god, it feels like my inside has a big bang happening. And I'm a demon for pete sake".
"Yeah, get used to it".
Above the second level, after suffering a sudden stomach burn, they continue assuming back to their unpacking, regardless of what just happen.
"Ugh, what just happened? Why did we all of a sudden have this stomach pain?" Dororo wonders.
"No idea, and don't care", Nikki said, shrugging off the pain then asking her, "Hey, want to check out my room?"
"Umm sure", She replied, joining her along.
Elsewhere, there were some already decorating their own room. Some were quick, others took their time, usually to converse their next room neighbor.
Especially Archer, as he seems to take notice of Hancock taking a room that's next to his, "Hey, I seem to notice our rooms are right next to each other".
"So I notice", She replied, looking at him, along with her serpent.
Archer leaned his arm on the door, acting flirty and seductive, "You know, if your interested I got loads of interesting things in my room, if you care to check it out".
"Why would I want to check it out?"
"Uhhh because we'll be staying here…together. Thought it would be a perfect chance to get to know each other".
"Such as offering me the chance to check your dorm then".
"Ah, that is true. May I show you around. I'll pour one of the finest wines for you? Or perhaps a cocktail for your new home. I got plenty".
"Thank you, but like I said I do not tolerate the admiration of men, as I know better not to be tricked in men's foolish way of preying", As she said that, she entered her new room, along with her serpent.
This offended Archer a bit, who shouted, "Oh preying huh?! How about considering appreciating my rare admiration! You!...you!...damn it, I can't say anything insulting without being deemed sexist".
On the other hand, Lucy had already finished unpacking and decorating her room, which caught Ruby's attention, "Hi there".
"Oh, hello there, Gloomy".
"It's actually just Gloom. Say, I notice you've already finished unpacking. May I check and see what your room looks like?"
"Sure, I don't mind. Although, you might not like what you see".
Ruby entered Lucy's room and was greeted by the sight of everything in darkness. At first, she thought the room lights didn't turn on.
But then she looked closely and realized everything was black. The bed, the desk, the clothing on the bed, the carpet, the lamp, the wall, everything.
Even the windows as they were blocked by the purple, dark curtains.
Despite the intimidating look, Ruby didn't seem fazed by it. In fact, she seemed quite impressed by Lucy's interest, "Huh interesting, you got some nice use of color. Loving the gothic approach here".
"Thanks but it's not finished", She replied, "It's not…black enough".
"I think it looks perfect as it is".
"Really? Hmm…I guess it does look fine, even if I prefer the darkness to literally consume the light from within the inside".
"Eh, your room, your interest".
"Heeey ladies", Ceviche flirty said across from the, leaning his arm near the doorway, the same way as Archer did it.
"Oh hi, uhhh…"
"Ceviche. The name Ceviche", Ceviche replied, "I see you ladies are interested in checking out rooms. How about checking mine out as well".
"I would love to", Ruby replied.
Lucy replied, straightforwardly, "No".
"But sadly, I'm kinda busy unpacking my things. How about another time?"
"Why yes, I don't mind", Ceviche said, giving a gun barrel sound and gesture, as Ruby leaves and Lucy returns to her room, slamming the door loudly.
This left Ceviche facepalming himself, embarrassed by his first impression, "Man, I should've just talked to them, casually. Oh well, at least it's not as bad with that Mabel girl. Speaking of, I wonder what she's been doing?"
Cutting to Mabel, her first act in her room was by splattering the entire wall and floor with pink paint and glitter.
She then pour the paint onto herself and immediately laugh, manically as she rolled on the floor, as Reg, Ceviche, and Dororo watched, stunned by the sight of it.
"Well….she's creative with her room", Reg remarked.
"A bit crazy too", Dororo said, "I never seen someone this hyper. Well, except for friends I used to know of".
"Hi guys! Like the new additional design I added to my room?" Mabel asked, still covered in paint.
"Uhhh jeez, it does look unique, I'll give it that", Reg commented.
"Thanks. I would usually unpack, but since it's my room I could do whatever I want with it. Say, do you guys need any help with your rooms?"
"Nah, I'm totally fine", Ceviche replied, "I've already got everything unpacked".
"Okay, how about you two?" She asked Dororo and Reg, "You guys need any help? Please say yes?"
"Well, actually I didn't bring anything with me".
"Me neither, actually", Reg replied, "Although, that could be due to me being a robot and all that".
"Well guys, you came to the right place for help", Mabel said, wrapping her wet, painted arms around the two, "Because I have unlimited ideas for you two rooms. Question, any of you two allergic to peanut butter?"
Meanwhile, Idree essentially is having trouble trying to open the door for his room, pulling the nudge and trying pushing it, but nothing seems to work.
He even tried to kick it open, but nothing.
"Damn it! Why don't you open!" Idree yelled, groaning in frustration.
Tomie came by, finding the humour out of his anger, "My, you really are having trouble, aren't you?"
"Quite! Or else I'll report you to the host!"
"Please, what are they going to do? Put me in detention?"
He groaned once more, as Tomie simply came to his door and opened it without trouble, much to his dumbfounded, bafflement.
"What the?! How?!"
Tomie simply shrugged, "Don't know. Guess you were too harsh on it".
"You have something to do with it, don't you?!"
"Maybe. Maybe not", She snicker and replied, walking off and whistling to herself, leaving Idree alone to think of himself.
"That woman…something about her irks me in the wrong way".
Moving elsewhere, Don and Mxy were inside one of Lisa Simpson's rooms.
As it would seem, the room seems to resemble a lot like her room back at home. Quite identical, even.
"Wow, I'm very impressed", Don remarked, "Very clean and delegate looking".
"Thanks, it wasn't too hard for me to unpacked everything", Lisa replied, "If I'm going to stay here, I might as well make it like my home".
"Yeeeeaaah, I can make do without some things in this room", Mxy said, taking a glance at the enviromist poster.
After they checked on her, they began to walk casually together, discussing the event that happened today.
"So what do you think about the new cast?" Mxy asked Don, smoking a cigarette and seemingly proud of himself, while standing on his shoulder, "Pretty swell job I did? Didn't I?"
"Well, I'm impressed. You manage to bring in one of the craziest and insane contestants for this show".
"Thank you".
"But there is one question, one kind of challenge do you have in mind?" Don asked, "I mean, I know you mention it to be something mundane and relating to the show, but I have to ask, are there going to be certain challenges that are….way off?"
"Trust me, Don. I got loads of ideas that you can never imagine".
So that wraps up the introduction chapter. What do you guys think? Good? Bad? Or…meh.
Anyways, sorry if this chapter felt short or there isn't much interesting stuff that happens. I do want to save most of the interaction for the next chapter, as I mentioned before and I'll say it again, this show is going to be a lot different from your regular, Total Drama season.
Also like I mentioned before, I am reusing and reworking some ideas from my previous cancelled spin offs like Weird World and RR for this show.
As for the next chapter, it's all about being the man of the house. And what better way to be the man is by finding the key for this mansion. Yep, that's right. While everyone is asleep, they are taken outside and are locked out from their mansion. In order to get back inside, while not dying out in the cold, dark night they must go through the forest in search for the key. But it will not be easy, as you guys will see later on.
So yep, stay tuned. If anyone has some ideas, send it through PM or review. See ya guys later…oh, and if anyone is wondering, the Blaineley show isn't dead. It's still LIIIIIIIIVES! Now that I mention it, the next chapter for that will be my next priority. Stay tuned for that as well.