Authors notes: Hello everyone vash here with my very first story. I had a few ideas I wanted to put to paper and after watching the most recent episodes of one piece I thought that a chaotic gag like character in my hero would be fun so here it is. Also I will put a list of the characters in the club at the end of the chapter so it doesn't detract from the story and because I think it's fun to try and figure them out from just the descriptions.
Chapter 1 Chaos Club
Before he could contemplate opening the door he heard a voice yell in exasperation. "Yer taking too long!" A pair of white gloved hands attached to grey furry arms reached out and pulled him inside.
Dragged out of the darkness the green haired teen blinked and looked around at the room and it's occupants, the large room he was in seemed to be a mix and match of a bar, a lounge and some kind of arena. Pictures of several characters he didn't recognize littered the walls, the bar itself wasn't being manned but as a tall buff man with a large blond Afro ordered his drink it floated off the wall and into his hand.
Off to the side there was a karaoke machine, where what looked to be a humanoid dog girl with black fur wearing only a pink skirt was singing a duet of sorts with a small pink horse that had a tattoo on its flank.
The more he looked the odder the room seemed. Near the bar a bald man in a yellow outfit was arm wrestling a short man in a black sailor outfit while a purple haired girl with glasses no older than ten cheered them on.
At another table there was a mountain of food that mostly contained ramen and burgers, at said table sat multiple individuals including a young girl in a red dress with hair buns, another black furred dog person, this time a boy with only a shirt and a hat, what seemed to be a yellow square with arms and legs wearing clothes, and a blue cat with a large head.
Over at a poker table a beautiful young blonde woman wearing revealing Greek clothing was playing with a third black furred dog person, this time wearing large brown pants, a blue skinned man with spiked black hair and a red suit, a green faced man in a yellow pimp suit, another man in red with a face mask and a pair of swords on his back, and the final player being the most normal looking person that Izuku had seen in the room, he was an average looking man with black hair wearing a white shirt with a red tie, black pants and a tan jacket.
As the teen continued to marvel at the colorful cast of characters he was witnessing, he turned to the one that dragged him in from out of the abyss, standing next to him was a 4 foot tall gray rabbit man wearing white gloves. When his eyes finally looked at the creature it spoke to him "sheesh" it said pausing to take a bite from a carrot "only took ya about five hundred words ta look at me, ya would think that comin from your world, you would be a bit more used to weirdos like us." He said gesturing to the people in the club.
Izuku tilted his head. "Five hundred words?" He asked confused.
The rabbit than shrugged "Neh, not to big a deal, come on over here wit me doc. We gots some tings to talk about wit a couple of the others." He said as he walked over to the large arena on the other side of the club
As Izuku followed in a daze, the rabbit held out an arm to stop his movement as a cat with gray fur rushed passed swinging a large mallet at a brown mouse. The rabbit than continued walking till they reached the side of the arena. The rabbit than looked at the field and nodded "ahh good it looks like their almost done" he said motioning to the game going on.
Floating above the arena a large blue skinned man with black hair and thin beard, wearing a a referee outfit held up a microphone as he called the action to the crowd. "Well ladies and gentlemen of the crowd that the author refuses to name because it would take too long, it seems we are reaching the end of the match." He exclaimed as he waved a hand to the match currently underway.
On one side of the arena a platform held a small glowing triangle with one eye, impossibly the triangle than spoke with no mouth. "Sorry old buddy looks like this is the end for you." He announced gesturing to the field in front of him. "I have all my life points and one of the strongest creatures in the known game!" He exclaimed confident in his victory. "My Chuck Norris card has 4000 atk points and is immune to all direct removal cards!" He yelled in glee.
Izuku then looked to the other side at the triangle's opponent, his eyes widened as he tried to understand what he was looking at, the simplest way to describe the being would be a chimera but even that wasn't enough to do it justice, it stood on two legs and was a mismatch of several beasts, it was truly a bizarre sight. He blinked as the chimera began speaking in a surprisingly smooth well mannered voice. "Oh to true my glowing dorito nemesis, the Chuck Norris is formidable but it won't be for long," he said with a flourish placeing a card onto the playing field "I'll start by playing Norville in attack mode!" He yelled with a smirk as a dark skinned teenager in a green shirt appeared.
The triangle rolled its eye and laughed "Norville? What makes you think a monster with 800 attack and no effect is going to do anything to my monster?" He mockingly asked.
The chimera than shook his head. "Oh he is absolutely nothing on his own which is why I'm going to play this! Behold my fan support card!" He exclaimed as he played another card, on the Field appeared a large group of fanboys and fan girls appearing on the field. "This field spell card increases and decreases the attack power of all monsters on the field based on how much the fandom likes that particular creature." He explained as the Chuk card's attack dropped down to 500. "And after his less than stellar tirades about a certain group Mr Norris's popularity took quite the nose dive." He explained with a smirk.
The triangle glared at his opponent. "That maybe so but you forget that Norville ain't exactly like by the fandom either." He said in a sharp tone pointing out that Norville's attack had dropped to 0.
The chimera smirked. "Quite right, no one likes Norville which is why he isn't staying around, as I play my last card! The noncannonizer, this card allows me to completely remove one content creator from existence, thus removing anything they have made from any form of cannon." He said as Norville began to glow and change.
The triangle's eye widened. "Wait did you-" He started to say but was interrupted.
The chimera nodded. "Indeed I did! I removed Charlie grande from existence along with his show Velma! Allowing Norville to revert to his true form!" He yelled in victory as Norville was replaced by a Caucasian man wearing a green shirt and red pants. "The one and only shaggy! Who after a boost from crowd support rises to an incredible 9000 attack points!" He exclaimed.
The glowing triangle simply laughed. "Hahaha nice try but you forgot my face down! I reveal infinity plus one!" He screamed showing a trap card that had a picture of two children arguing. "With it my Chuck Norris has an attack power equal to the strongest monster on the field plus one, making its attack power over 9000!" He exclaimed.
His opponent however was unfazed. "Unfortunately it is you who forgot that I have a facedown as well." He said as he revealed his card. "My facedown is no-life neckbeard!" He yells as an unshaven overweight male with glasses, in a too small tee shirt and shorts appeared on the field. "This trap card allows me to negate all impossible argument cards on the field!" He explained.
The nolife neckbeard turned and noticed the infinity plus one card and it took a deep nasally breath. "WELL ACTUALLY!" It squealed at the top of its lungs, obliterating it completely.
The triangle three it's hands up in terror. "What? No it can't be!" It spoke in disbelief.
The chimera smiled and held out his hand." Sorry but it looks like this is over! Shaggy destroy his monster and the rest of his life points with your scooby snack attack!" He commanded as shaggy gathered a large ball of green energy before launching it at Chuck Norris, destroying him in a blast of particles.
The triangle held up his arms to shield his face from the bright blast that engulfed him and took away the rest of his life points. "Nooooooooooooooooooo!" He screamed in agony.
His foe smirked. "And that is the game, and not a moment to soon." He says snapping his fingers disappearing from the platform he was on.
Deku looked around trying to see where he went but jumped as a voice spoke from behind him. "Because it seems the guest of honor has arrived." He said placing a clawed hand on the boy's shoulder turning him around to look at him. "Welcome midoriya to the Chaos club. Me and my friends here have a proposal for you." He said with a grin.
End chapter 1
Authors notes
Well here is the introduction of the chaos club I hope you guys caught most of the characters I put in. If not than here is the list of characters that were out and about in this chapter
Tall buff man with yellow Afro: bobobo-bo bo-bobo
Black fur dog girl in pink skirt: dot warner
Pink horse: pinkie pie
Bald man yellow outfit: Saitama
Man in black sailor outfit: popeye
Purple haired little girl: arale
Young girl red dress: pucca
Black furred boy in shirt wacko Warner
Yellow square: SpongeBob
Blue cat: gumball
Blonde woman: Eris (Billy and Mandy)
Black furred boy brown pants: yacko Warner
Blue skinned man in red: freakazoid
Green faced man in yellow: The mask
Red suit man with swords: Deadpool
Normal looking man: mr bean
Gray rabbit: bugs bunny
Gray cat and brown mouse: Tom and jerry
Blue skinned man with beard: genie
Yellow triangle: bill cipher.
Chimera: discord
Hope this turned out well.
The next chapter will be exploring what these nut jobs want with our beloved cinnamon roll.
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