Sorry for the delay. I've been out of state with family members celebrating holidays. Either way, I'm back, and I'll post these more commonly than my other fics because these are really easy and fast to write.

"Bitch man, you a little bitch man! You a bitch-" Kell continued to insult his brother in brother in arms. His brother only continued to laugh at him for managing to spook him successfully. He has been doing this for the past five minutes.

"Hey, It ain't my fault you're getting rusty from detecting hostiles."

"Fuck you." Was his only response before both of them burst out laughing, "Aw man, either way. What are you doing here, brother Yondu?"

"Came to update you on some info." He informed seriously.

"Oh? What is it?"

Yondu then proceeds to explain everything. Kellion and the rest of his brothers and sisters must report to Lescatie for a potential invasion. One to prevent an invasion and two to replace that invasion. Yes, they were going to invade this dimension finally and properly.

"Bout fucking time," I grunted.

"Agreed."

"Also, why the fuck do you get a shotgun and I don't?" As I point out his trench gun.

"This gun ain't good and misfires a fuck ton." He explained dully, but I still heard a bit of frustration in his voice.

"Why the fuck are we getting such terrible weapons?"

"We are being limited for a reason. As soon as we properly invade this dimension, we are good to do as we want." I hummed at the info before asking him another question.

"By the way, how's my wife?"

"She's fine, but she's getting impatient. You know how those worker types are. They won't let you go for weeks." I chuckle at that.

"Also, the reason I love her. Cares for me more than I do myself."

"Amen to that." There was a small pause in silence as we continued to walk through the forest before I broke it again.

"How's the kid she's been taking care of?"

"She's doing better, and by gods, I hate those fucking parents."

I sigh, hearing that, "What the fuck did they do this time?"

"Well, once her playmates got stripped from her, she became completely ignored. Without your wife's assistance, she would've been more miserable. Probably even more sickly." I let out a growl of anger at the news.

"How long until the Invasion?" I said angrily.

"Nine months."

"Good, we will finally be able to cure her. And soon, we will finally eliminate these failures of gods." I held a hand out for my brother to grasp, which he grabbed enthusiastically.

"Agreed, brother." Soon, we heard bushes shuffle, and an Alice emerged.

"..."

"..."

-Entree-

[Alice]

I hate how much they look like children, especially when they scream. But either way, Alice's meat is unique. They are very soft and taste delicious with some red wine. In fact, for some reason, anything involving wine with their flesh makes any wine look amazing or makes the meat taste more amazingly. I tried this with many combos and discovered that anything with a 'sweet' taste increases its flavor for both the sweets and meat.

[Brain]

Cooking vegetables with this part of the body makes the body feel more focused for some reason. So I guess this is good for those who want to do a long study session. Or have tons of paperwork. (poor fool)

[Kidneys]

Like the brain, this part of the organ will cure kidney stones. It is best cooked in a stew for the properties to expel into the broth.

[Liver]

For those with alcoholism, this is a great cure for your dead liver. Cook it with the kidneys if you want it to heal you fully.

[Heart]

This one is a bit sad, but it brings people out of deep depression or fixes broken hearts. I don't know what chemical compound this organ has that affects mentality in this way. Still, it's positive, so I won't complain. Eat the heart smashed or grounded for these effects to take hold.

[Other]

The rest are actually good to eat. Even the bone marrow. I've yet to find anything else that will give any beneficial properties, but I will update you when I do.

-Update-

[Bladder]

This part of the organ must be eaten raw. For those who have urinary problems (especially the elderly), this will be great for you. To make the organ more desirable, put salt on it, cover it in lettuce, or both.

[Intestines]

For those with bowel problems, eat this with any food item with tons of fiber. This will help fix any problem you have and kill any harmful bacteria in your stomach. Don't ask how I know.

[Skin]

Deep fry the skin, and it'll cure any disease laid on them.

Finishing writing what I wanted, I looked back at my brother, who was eating the Alice's eye raw. "Anything else I should know as well, brother?"

"Well, you're now wanted by the order for putting the Valkyrie entry on your little book."

"What? I thought I was already wanted?"

"... No... you weren't. There was a reward for you coming in for finding a way to eliminate monsterization on things. And also for successfully killing many high-tiered monsters."

"... Im so fucking dumb." Which caused Yondu to wheeze.

(Guest DEC 15, 2023): Who the hell is Hannibal Lecter! (After a few days of asking around, I did find out, though.)

Devlin the bandit: Bro, you just gave me ideas for them. Thanks for that!

Justsomeone: Yeah, the order wasn't really after him. He just accidentally read the poster wrong and thought he was wanted. And for his wife. *Wink*

(GUEST DEC 17, 2023): Hey man (or gal), thanks for recommending that anime to me. I definitely watch a few of them. It'll help a lot in writing this story since I know nothing about cooking.

PEACE!