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Aw, ain't that just adorable. I am leaning on a doorframe back at the base, staring into a room Olivia is currently occupying. Right now, they are lying flat on the bed on her stomach and out of it. Not cause she's high or drunk. More because she was just given the cure to get rid of the Mamono essence she had. And apparently, it acts as if she is on a withdrawal. She is very exhausted, has little to no appetite, and has been getting fevers (thankfully nothing worrisome) and chills. Thankfully, she is past the worst now, so she only has fatigue.

"Need anything, Ollie?" We decided to give her the nickname Ollie, which she finds annoying. But we still call her it because her reactions are funny. Letting out a small groan of annoyance, she lifts her head and faces me.

"Can you get me some peanuts?" Oh yeah, she's also been craving tons of peanuts. We have no clue as to why, though.

"Sure salted, spicy, or-" But I got interrupted.

"The honey-glazed ones, please," she said weakly, groaning. "This cure sucks."

"Yeah, but we finally have one that works. How do you feel?"

"Other than miserable... it feels... liberating. Like an itch that you couldn't get rid of until now."

"So, no regrets."

"No." Since I didn't have my illusionary disguise on, I couldn't show her the smile I would've had.

"Oh yeah, did Yondu send you those photos of Illva stuck in the foam?"

She chuckled weakly before saying, "Oh yeah, he did. Why? Do you want me to send them to you as well?"

"If you don't mind, It's gonna be fun teasing her with it." At that, we both began laughing.

"So... You've been enjoying our stuff?" Sitting down next to her bed.

"Yeah, you guys have so much technology. You've even been to space! I can't wait to be able to be in space. Go onto other worlds and see the stars up close. Well, maybe not too close." Chuckling a bit at the last part. Olivia has been enjoying learning from us; it's like seeing an eager kid going to school for the first time. Except they stay eager and still want to go back. I do have to admit our teachers have a very good way of making learning fun.

"Well, I'll leave you to rest. Get well soon; I would hate for anything to happen to you after how close we've gotten as friends." At that, she gave me a warm smile before closing her eyes again.

"Don't forget the peanuts." Oh, right, I almost forgot.


(Yondu)

"Hm, so that's how a Lilim reacts to the cure," I said, staring at the Lilim we had captured. Unlike Olivia, the Lilim was going through some very violent withdrawal symptoms. She's been vomiting black tar, having violent chills and seizures, having trouble swallowing food and keeping it down, having trouble sleeping, self-harming, and having high blood pressure. I almost pity her... Almost. After all, we don't like a being forcing people to assimilate into Mamono. In fact, our kind abhors it.

Releasing a sigh, I stepped away from the cage she was in. Turning to the doctors who were keeping an eye on her. I asked, "So, what are our plans with her now that she's cured?" The doctor has the same look as me; they are humanoid figures scaling on the masculine side. Their body is porcelain white and looks to be made of plastic (but isn't). They have green hair and two crosses for eyes that are also glowing green. They were also naked but showed no genitalia.

"Don't know, we already found a cure with her, so I guess we'll keep her for the blood samples, but overall, she's fit to be slowly incorporated back into society. Unless you choose to charge and imprison her." He said in a professional voice.

"Been debating if we should kill her, but we decided to put her in front of a judge since there was still instinct and the essence," I stated.

"Hm, suit yourselves." He said, shrugging before walking towards the Lilim and injecting her with something.

(Illva)

Walking down to check on Olivia, I slowly opened her door to see how she was doing. I saw her on the bed, lying on her stomach, fast asleep. Good. How should I get my payback for trapping me in the foam? Looking around the room, I began looking for anything that would be used to prank her. Maybe a Sharpie or something. Then I came upon it. Since she is lying flat on her stomach, her backside is exposed. Her rear was in full view since she didn't cover herself with a blanket. So, with a plan, I slowly and silently got closer. Then I striked!

*SMACK!*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


(Later with Kellion)

"Dammit, Illva!"

"What? It was a harmless prank." She said, acting like nothing was wrong.

"HARMLESS! YOU SMACKED ME SO HARD YOU LEFT A BRUISE!" Skrieched Olivia, holding an ice pack on her rear using her arm implants. Oh yeah, I forgot to say she was given some metallic arms to help her grab and move things more easily. They are easily removable and painless; when she first got them, it was like a kid being given a new toy.

"... My bad." said Illva actually, sounding guilty."

"Hmph!" Olivia just huffed at her and turned away, having a pout on her face.

"Got your peanuts, by the way," I said, holding out the bag.

"Oh, gimme!" Doing a full 180 in her attitude she instantly snatched the bag from my hand from her other unoccupied arm. Then, holding them with her wings, she began eating them. "Mm, Sho good." letting out a small moan of satisfaction.

"Welp, I'm going on a hunt. See you all later."

"Bye, Kell/Bye, brother." Both Illva and Olivia said simultaneously.

(Three days later)

How do I keep getting myself in these situations? I wasn't in any trouble but may have gotten a new companion. Who is overly way too attached to me, Literally. She is clinging to my back while her tail is furiously wagging. If you still haven't figured it out, it's a goddamn fucking Kobold. As to why I haven't killed her, well... She's cute... And I like dogs.

"Mastah, mastah!" I cringe at her calling me master. I always hated that word; I'll make sure to make her call me by my name.

"Yeah? And call me by my name, please."

"Can we play!?" I sigh before relenting.

(six days later)

"Huh, wild dogs." Basically, I found some werewolves. The Koblod girl, or as she's called, Betty. Growled at them. Readying my fists, I light them on fire and get ready for a fight.


-Entree-

[Werewolf]

Their meat actually has quite a surprising taste. I thought they would taste like dogs. But no, they taste like chicken. But chewy. Either way, their meat has tons of juices, which is really good. I will make sure to hunt them more often or take any extermination contracts to kill and eat them.

[Kidneys]

Boil them to a high temperature, and once perfectly brown, grind them into pieces and begin frying them in a pan with cheese and beans. The taste will be amazing, especially with any spices or hot sauce.

[Heart]

You could do the same thing as the kidneys. But I would recommend eating this with any loaf of bread. I don't know why, but it adds flavor.

[Intestines]

The intestines contain tons of proteins and healthy fats. But it does leave an unsavory aftertaste. If you wish to not have the bad aftertaste, boil it, but it'll eliminate a lot of the proteins.

[Others]

Sadly, I haven't found anything else worth eating, but I'll update this if I do.

-Update-

[Brain]

Cut into many pieces and fry them in a pan. Once done, mix it with some dipping sauces, and it'll be good. Or you can combine them with cheese and beans, which will be good.


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"What? She was fucking cute, okay!" I yelled at Yondu, Illva, and Olivia as they stared at me. I still had the Kobold attached to my back, happily panting. "And get her the cure. I don't want her jumping me and me having to be forced to put her down."


Devlin the bandit: Only those with the magic to tear and bound those whose heart they ripped out can. Or some tech they have but they didn't bring it with them.

ShortyMcCoy: Im glad you enjoy it!