'Hey Rat, why are Santa's reindeer leaving their business on our lawn?' Pig asked.
'Probably because I shot Prancer. And before you ask, it was an accident and he's still alive.' Rat replied.
'Why would you shoot Prancer?'
'I was deer hunting, and I didn't know it was him until it was too late. Reindeer really should wear warning lights.'
Outside, the reindeer were whooping and hollering while they pooped all over the yard as their way of avenging their friend.
'You do it to Prancer, you do it to all of us!' Dixon shouted.
'Yeah! You mess with us, you mess with all of us, you trigger happy maniac!' Dasher shouted.
'And we're not even gonna use the pooper scooper!' Rudolph joined in