'Rat, Goat says you called the cops saying he was holding someone hostage and was threatening to kill. Is any of this true?' Pig asked.
'No, it isn't. As the news reporter said online, it was an anonymous call. That smart mouth knows what that means, right?' Rat replied.
'Oh, well happy to hear. I'm going to get him out on bail now.'
That evening.
Rat got a call on his cell.
'I know it was you. I just want to know 1 thing, you asshole. WHY?!' Goat snarled.
'Because it amused me. And besides, even if you could prove it, anonymous tips are anonymous. Oh, and the call was made with a very sophisticated voice scrambler, meaning it would be virtually impossible for my voice to be tied to the call. And given the cops already think you're a deranged psycho, something like this might be enough to have you tossed into the psych ward of some hospital.' Rat replied.
Goat screamed in frustration.
BEEP!
'He is so easy to get to.' Rat muttered.