The episode starts with Don narrating, outside of a Carls Junior. "Last time on the race around the states, the producer of this show unintentionally pissed off Junior, by bringing in Leshawna as Mickey's substitute." "When I actually talked to the producer about the situation, he said Leshawna was only one to volunteer." "And then, Junior proceeded to accuse Leshawna of sexually harassing Harold, shouted profanities at her, and punched her in the face." "My God, he was one of the nicest contestants last season." "Then we went to North Carolina, and had an RC car race around the Charlotte motor speedway, where Emma got to go to victory lane." "How long is Junior going to keep up this anger?" "Hopefully we find out on this episode of the race around the states."

Intro consists of a shorter version of the final countdown.

(Room 4- the sisters)

Emma kindly asked Kitty to leave the room, as there was something she needed to take care of. She got Dwayne, Junior, Sanders, Owen, Noah, Geoff, and Leshawna for a meeting. "Okay, I think we all know why we are having an intervention" said Emma. "I think I might know, but I choose to plead the fifth" said Junior. "Junior this is mostly about you, your anger problems, and you trying to defend Harold, as if he was a saint" said Emma. "I'm going to ask some of you some questions, starting with Junior, what happened after your injury, that caused you so much anger?" "That incident, was the closest I have ever gotten to death, and knowing how dangerous some of these challenges can be, I don't want my father suffering the same fate" said Junior. "It doesn't help the fact that two of my competitors, are complete perverts." "And why is it that Owen and Noah, are the two contestants from the original TDI cast, that you actually respect?" asked Emma. "I can give Owen the benefit of the doubt, as he didn't participate in that ludicrous prank, and neither did Trent for that matter" said Junior. "He also didn't need to thank Harold for saving his life, as he wasn't apart of that challenge, due to his broken jaw." "I can also respect Noah, as he wasn't even competing during those two incidents, and he and Harold were rarely on screen together." "If the producers in charge of Total Drama weren't complete moron's, they would have disqualified everyone else for sexual harassment, and make Owen, Trent, and Harold the final three." "If you hate me so much, why were you not showing it in New Zealand while we were on the train?" asked Geoff. "Because it's your partner that I give a crap about, I actually like Brody, I dislike you" said Junior. "Okay then, now i'm going to ask Sanders some questions" said Emma. "How often do you argue with your boyfriend because of his anger?" "It really doesn't bother me much, due to the fact that I actually have an interesting history with Harold" said Sanders. "Me and Harold have actually been friends since preschool, so of course I was rooting for him during TDI, but I simply just thought of him as being bullied, and not downright sexually harassed." "After TDI ended, I yelled at him for wrongfully eliminating Courtney, and told him that what he did was unsportsmanlike conduct." "I eventually got over it, but I didn't realize that what he did was right, until I started dating Junior." "The only one that actually thanked him for saving her life, and agreed with his statement about being sexually harassed, was none other than Izzy." "The two of them have actually been best friends since Harold's elimination in season one." "Okay then, Dwayne, we go over to you" said Emma. "You are fully aware of your son's behavior, why have you not taken disciplinary action?" "Well if he's going to injure someone because they injured me, i'm willing to give him a lot of leeway" said Dwayne. "He just doesn't want me to suffer serious pain, and I don't blame him." "A year ago when he got injured, I had the crap scared out of me." "So far, that is the only time, a 911 call was needed for my son." "He doesn't want what happened to him, to happen to me." "Now, if he were to injure somebody, and it doesn't involve me getting hurt, I might have to take action, but i'll hear his side of the story first." "Oh and Leshawna, i'm not punishing him for punching you." "I don't need to hear his explanation, I agree that you wrongfully mistreated Harold, and i'm proud of him." "What kind of father are you?" asked Leshawna. "No responsible parent, should ever encourage violence." "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY SON!" shouted Dwayne angrily. He then calmed down. "And to be honest, neither do I." "Ever since he got discharged from the hospital, he's been going through way too much emotional trauma." "At school, he acted as though him being a Ridonculous race contestant was no big deal, and always signed autographs without saying anything." "Despite being the most popular kid in school, he kept isolating himself from everyone else." "He always sat alone in the cafeteria, and only interacted with the students and staff when he was asked to, he would never cooperate willingly." "Things were much worse at home, and as soon as he got off that bus, he'd run straight to his bedroom, lock himself in, and start bawling his eyes out." "He would often cry himself to sleep before he went to bed." "I come home from work, I see him throwing a tantrum on the couch." "I try to talk to him about it, and he tells me to leave me alone." "It's like i'm talking to somebody, who just lived a million years in hell." "It got so bad, that at one point he missed the bus home, as he was too busy crying in the janitors closet." "Junior, we've been dating ever since you got out of the hospital, and you never told me any of this" said Sanders. "The thing that happened to me, is something I will never talk about, to anyone" said Junior. "Why are we even having this meeting?" "Well, i've come to the conclusion that everybody deserves a second chance, given how how the ice dancers of all people, helped Mickey when he got hurt" said Emma. "If people as bad as the ice dancers can change, than I think anyone can, and i'm trying to establish peace between all 36 of us." "Alright then, here is how we can establish piece" said Junior. He then exited the room.

5 minutes later

Junior came back into the room, with several large pieces of paper. "Owen, Leshawna, Noah, Geoff, I need you all to sign these contracts" said Junior. The contracts in question, had ludicrous requests on them, and it read:

I acknowledge that I have been an ungrateful asshole. If I wasn't a complete pervert to Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady, or if I wasn't saved by him, I acknowledge that he was a hero that should have gotten a medal for his actions, and I never treated him as such. I will write an apology letter to Harold, saying that I feel major remorse for my actions, and thank him for being the nicest contestant, of all the original TDI cast. If I am one of those who participated in the unnecessary prank on him, I shall turn myself over to the police, and plead guilty for sexual harassment before I even go to court. For making me realize that I am a bad person, I give great thanks to Dwayne Santori ll.

Signature:

"This is where I draw the line" said Leshawna. "Apologizing I can agree with, but there is no way that Leshawna's going to prison." "Well it's your loss, if you don't turn yourself in eventually, Harold will eventually take action and sue you" said Junior.

(Confession cam- Oh God, he can't be serious)

Owen- "I have just learned to never piss of Dwayne Junior."

Noah- "Me and Owen signed the contract, because yes, what Harold did was heroic." "Plus because we never participated in that prank, so we don't have to go to jail."

Geoff- "Dear God, I want to sign that contract, but I also really want to win two seasons in a row."

Leshawna- "That brat has gone too far." "First, he cuts himself numerous times, and then blames it on a rabbit to get sympathy." "Then, he bribes his daddy to make up a fake sob story, to make himself look even more innocent." "Finally, he tries using legal issues as an excuse for his competitors to drop out of the competition, so he has a better shot at winning the whole damn thing." "I think we found our main antagonist of the season, he may be just a kid, but i'll beat his ass."

**End confessional**

Don was sitting at a table in Carls Junior, and did not expect Jay to sit across from him. "Oh hello Jay, I thought you of all people would avoid burger restaurants" said Don. "But i'm not allergic to beef" said Jay. "You become lactose intolerant when you get anywhere near cows, and you apparently don't remember where hamburger meat comes from" said Don. "It's not necessarily the cows, it's the milk inside of them, which hamburgers don't have" said Jay. "I just wanted to know how long it will take you to get a substitute for me." "I think I know what's going on, you want to take time off to visit your twin in Kansas" said Don. "I'm pretty sure you should keep going, that is what Mickey would want." "Actually, I need to go to the hospital myself" said Jay. "You look perfectly okay to me" said Don. "Actually, I was hoping I could get this owl surgically removed, while it's still alive" said Jay as he pointed to his left ear. "Okay, i'm calling B.S on the fact the owl in there is still alive" said Don. "Alright then, go straight to the hospital, i'll get a substitute."

5 hours later

Don had just called everyone for a meeting. "Okay everyone, let me just clarify that Jay is not going so suffer a fate as bad as his Brother" said Don. "This should only last for one challenge, he's just trying to save an innocent baby owl." "What do you mean baby owl?" asked Tom. "It flew into his ear when he was six." "I don't know, maybe it hasn't been aging because it's been hibernating in Jay's head" said Don. "In the meantime, Junior, I ask that you not get angry at me, I once again have no control over the substitute." A pretty blonde girl with a blue bandana, a brown and red shirt, an orange skirt, and cowgirl boots arrived. "Lindsay, great to see you again sister" said Leshawna. Junior began to have flashbacks, of how Lindsay just stood there in the water, and casually stared at Harold naked. She was also one of the people, who had their life saved by Harold, and never thanked him. He began going red in the face. "Oh no, this isn't good" said Laurie. "He's gonna blow" said Rock.

A picture of the planet earth could then be seen.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

(Confession cam- Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity i've ever heard)

Lindsay- "How rude, i'm not that ugly."

Junior- "NOT ONLY IS SHE A PERVERT, BUT SHE'S ALSO A DUMBASS!"

**End confessional**

(Room 8- Lindsay and Leshawna)

Lindsay and Leshawna were just stepping into the room, ready to go to bed, when they saw a sight that absolutely disgusted Leshawna. All over the wall, painted in red, the word perverts was written all over the place. "I think it's a sign, I think somebody's trying to warn us about a pervert" said Lindsay. "This ain't no sign, it's that little brat Junior" said Leshawna.

(Room 9- the reality tv pros)

Owen was fast asleep, while Noah was looking out of an open window at the moon. "Wherever you are Harold, I hope you're doing okay."

The next day, everyone was back on the bus, and they arrived in Alabama. "Welcome to Alabama, famous for their Crimson Tide football" said Don. He then turned to the goth, who was actually named Crimson. "Crimson, do you have any experience with football?" he asked. Crimson answered, with almost no emotion. "Sorta kinda, it wasn't a football, it was a rock."

(Confession cam- It's a stone Luigi, you didn't make it)

Gerry- "How does one play football with a rock, without getting their nose chopped off"?

**End confessional**

"What we're doing is simple, field goal kicking" said Don. "Whoever can kick the ball the farthest distance, wins the challenge." "We're marking where the ball lands, not where it stops after it rolls." "We're going in order from last in points to first." "And the reason why we're not doing this in an actual football field, is because there's a possibility that the ball may go more than 100 yards." "What if it goes so far that it goes out of camera range?" asked Jacques. "Don't worry, we have interns, keeping watch outside" said Don.

Everyone then took turns kicking the ball, as Don commentated over them. "Lindsay is up first, and it's a good kick by the substitute, 32 yards." "Dwayne surprisingly fumbles, only getting 6 yards." "Carrie does not do much better, she only got 8." "Josee only got 9, I didn't know you guys would be scoring this low." "Now we're talking, Leshawna just kicked it 41 yards and takes the lead." "Gerry doesn't do much better, only getting 11." "Well at least he's in the double digits." "Ellody does slightly better, 13 yards." "There goes Spud, he's got a 17." "Tom picks up the pace a little bit, manages to get it 19 yards." "There goes Rock and, oh my God, 44 yards." "Dude, what did you eat for breakfast?" "You just took the lead." "Oh God, Junior is having a bad day, he only got 7, and he's walking away." "I wonder where he's going." "Pete has just proved that age does not matter, and takes the lead by getting 49 yards." "Miles was pretty decent, 34 yards." "Wow, Jen has got it in her, she takes the lead by knocking it 57 yards." "That lead didn't last very long, Ennui just took it with 61 yards." "Devin doesn't do that much, as he only got 28 yards." "Geoff takes over the lead, with 64 yards." "Oh God, Mary really fudged it up." "She tried to get a running start, tripped, and only kicked it one yard, goodness gracious." "MacArthur knocks it out of the park, she just took the lead by knocking it 80 yards." "Jacques doesn't do to bad, he managed to get it 51 yards." "Good kick by Leonard, he hits it 76 yards." "Oh wow, Stephanie screwed up, she only got 5." "Sanders is not very impressive, only getting it 22." "Kelly isn't any better, only getting it 16." "Kitty isn't really up there, only getting 27." "It might not be a rock, but it still takes the lead, Crimson kicked it 83 yards." "Oh no, Taylor only got 12." "Ryan's is going pretty far." Wait a minute, it's still going, still going. OH MY GOODNESS!" "Ryan just kicked the ball, 300 yards." "I knew he'd do good because he works out at the gym, but he's leading by a freaking landslide." "I don't see how anybody is going to beat this." "Well Lorenzo managed to put up a good effort, and sent it 126 yards away." "His stepbrother Chet comes up short with 99 yards." "Laurie is not so lucky, and has to settle for merely 3." "Minor disappointment from Tammy, only 23." "Noah had a good hit, got it 110 yards." "And it will not be back to back wins for his girlfriend, Emma only got it 54 yards." "Brody is the last one up." "It's going really far, that was a good kick." "Wait a minute, it's getting really close to where Ryan hit it." "It's starting to come down and...I HAVE NO IDEA!" "It's too close to call, I have no idea who won." "We're going to have to look at the tapes, and do some calculated measurements."

They had to do a lot more than that, as it was still too close to call, and they needed more camera angles. They were looking at it, for over three hours, and everyone stood there anxiously. Finally, Don announced it." "BRODY WINS, BY ONE THIRTIETH OF A CENTIMETER!"

(Confession cam- photo finish)

Brody- "Came into this challenge as the points leader, and now now i'm the first repeat winner of the season." "I'm gonna defend my title from last year."

Laurie- "Okay then, i've fallen back to the first wild card, 6 points outside of the top 10." "I can still make the chase, if I pull off something spectacular."

Jacques- "I am the last guy in, with the second wild card spot." "There are a couple of ways I can lose my position." "Theoretically, Emma could fall outside the top 10 in points, if Taylor finishes at least thirty spots ahead of her in the next challenge." "And if Taylor, Kitty, Or MacArthur win the next challenge, that could also knock me out." "I could even fall outside the top 20, if Stephanie finishes 24 spots ahead of me." "One thing that would guarantee I remain in without question, is if I win the next challenge."

**End confessional**

On the podium, Lorenzo was on the third place pedestal, Ryan was on the second place pedestal, and Brody was on the winner's pedestal. Before Don could even hand Brody his prize, Jay showed up out of nowhere, with a baby owl on his shoulder. "Sorry i'm late, I would have made it on time for the challenge, had I not been nursing the bird back to health" said Jay. "I decided to keep her as a pet, and named her Hazel." "And Lindsay, thanks for filling in for me." "Oh it was nothing Jacob" said Lindsay. "Smart girl, you know my real name" said Jay. The two shook hands, and Lindsay went off for a pedicure. "Wait a minute, where's Junior?" asked Jay. "Oh god, a couple of hours ago, he said he was going to throw a tantrum in our hotel room" said Dwayne. "I wanted to comfort him, but he told me to go away." Leshawna just rolled her eyes, she couldn't believe he was fake crying again. "I know what's going on, i'll go talk to him" said Jay. Wanting to get the episode over with, Don handed Brody a $1000 dollar Walmart gift card, and signed off. "My God, things have gone downhill since Mickey's injury" he thought sadly.

Point standings

First place: Brody, 188 points, 2 wins

Second place: Owen, 173 points

Third place: Noah, 165 points, 1 win

Fourth place: Emma, 160 points, 1 win

Fifth place: Chet, 158 points

Sixth place: Tammy, 143 points

Seventh place: Lorenzo, 159 points

Eighth place: Ryan, 159 points

Ninth place: Crimson, 145 points

Tenth place: Leonard, 135 points

Eleventh place: Taylor, 130 points

Twelfth place: Kitty, 131 points

Thirteenth place: MacArthur, 131 points

Fourteenth place: Laurie, 129 points, 1 win

Fifteenth place: Jacques, 126 points, 1 win

Sixteenth place: Sanders, 125 points

Seventeenth place: Geoff, 123 points

Eighteenth place: Kelly, 122 points

Nineteenth place: Ennui, 118 points

Twentieth place: Devin, 113 points

Twenty first place: Stephanie, 112 points

Twenty second place: Jen, 107 points

Twenty third place: Mary, 100 points

Twenty fourth place: Miles, 97 points

Twenty fifth place: Pete, 94 points

Twenty sixth place: Mickey, 86 points

Twenty seventh place: Jay, 85 points

Twenty eighth place: Rock, 77 points

Twenty ninth place: Junior, 64 points

Thirtieth place: Tom, 63 points

Thirty first place: Spud, 60 points

Thirty second place: Leshawna 44 points

Thirty third place: Ellody, 43 points

Thirty fourth place: Gerry, 34 points

Thirty fifth place: Josee, 29 points

Thirty sixth place: Carrie, 23 points

Thirty seventh place: Dwayne, 18 points

Thirty eighth place: Lindsay, 18 points

Authors note: The stone football, is a reference to a joke that used to be common in really old ytp's. Another reminder, this story takes place in 2010.

Now, I need to address something about Dwayne Junior. I can understand it, if you think his prejudice against most of the gen 1 Total drama cast is starting to get annoying. And I am aware, that Harold is not the only contestant to save someone else's life. And I completely acknowledge that Leshawna seems like a bit of a jerk, especially considering how she herself is guilt of fake crying. However, at some point later in the story, certain things will be revealed about Junior while he was in the hospital, and it will mostly justify his anger. Leshawna will eventually come around, she'll finally start showing Junior some sympathy.

And this isn't really a head canon, it's more of a theory of mine. The reason why it's so difficult to get Harold to shut up and stop being irritating, is because he's actually being annoying on purpose. He's angry at everyone else, for not comforting him when he was being bullied. This is sadly a harsh reality of real life. If you refuse to help other people when they are going through emotional trauma, they probably won't ever see a reason to ever help you.

As always if you have an idea for a challenge in an upcoming state, or a prize for a challenge winner, feel free to let me know in a review.

Thank you for reading and please have a great day.