The episode starts with Don narrating. "Last time on the race around the states, we went on a field trip to music city." "It was all about who could write the best song, and some did way better than others." "Harold whipped out a sweet ridin dirty parody, to nab back to back victories." "But the more important story, was Junior revealing something that happened with he and Duncan when he was only six." "Can Harold keep up his momentum?" "And will Junior ever stop holding grudges against people?" "We might find out, on this episode of, the race around the states."

Intro consists of a shorter version of the final countdown.

(Room 7- the goths)

"This just doesn't make sense, before we even begin to start the ritual, we end up looking into people's minds without trying to" said Ennui. "Maybe we can do it again, maybe we can talk to Ezekiel telepathically, and tell him that we are trying to help him" said Crimson. The two closed their eyes, and began to focus, but nothing happened.

(Room 15- the ice dancers)

Jacques and Josee were in a deep sleep, while Jay was awake, petting Hazel on the windowsill. Jay was smiling up at the moon, and was thinking about Mickey. "You'll be okay Mickey, everything will work out in the end for us." He then looked over at a sleeping Josee. "Would me and her work well together?"

(Confession cam- You just might)

Jay- "Nobody is aware of this, but me and Mickey were actually rooting for the ice dancers after we were eliminated." "They may not have played clean, but that one hour we spent in the sauna, actually showed that they aren't as bad as they seem." "I think I might be developing feelings for Josee, but does she feel the same way about me?"

**End confessional**

They all got on the bus the next morning, and when they got off they found themselves at the end of a bridge. "We are in South Carolina, famous for it's many biking trails" said Don. "This challenge will require a helmet, as we don't want any more serious injuries." "This challenge is going to be a bike race, from one end of the Ravenel bridge to the other." "Obviously the bike trail is too narrow for 36 people, so instead the main road has been closed." "The first one to make it to the other end of this 2.7 mile bridge, will win the challenge."

Everybody soon had helmets on, and 36 bikes were mounted. Don was ready to start the race. "ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GOOOOO!" Everybody then began peddling.

Some contestants were doing better than others, and they began to get spread out a lot. Tom was currently peddling with Carrie and Gerry. "So when does your contract with Miller Lite expire?" asked Tom. "Not anytime soon, it's at least going to last to the end of the season" said Gerry.

(Confession cam- Screw Miller Lite, drink blue moon instead)

Carrie- "I really have not been the same since Devin dropped out." "I wish underage drinking was legal in the U.S, then maybe Gerry could get me some of that Miller Lite." "That's right, i'm upset to the point where I want to start drinking."

**End confessional**

Jen was with Owen and Stephanie. "Haven't even reached the halfway point, and i'm already exhausted, I just want this to be over" said Owen. "If you want this thing to end sooner, then pedal faster" said Stephanie.

(Confession cam- LUDICROUS SPEED, GO)

Jen- "The next time me and Tom play multiplayer on Mario kart DS, and he's in last place, i'll just tell him to go faster."

**End confessional**

Lorenzo was with the sisters. "What is the most hilarious thing you've ever seen?" asked Lorenzo. "Well there was this one time I saw a quarterback, score a touchdown in the wrong end zone" said Kitty. "I was laughing my ass off when Ronald McDonald farted in one of his commercial outtakes" said Lorenzo. "It's a tough one for me, i'm leaning towards when Ken Jennings had hoe as a Jeopardy answer" said Emma.

(Confession cam- an immoral pleasure seeker)

Lorenzo- "Let's face the obvious, Ken got that answer wrong intentionally for comedic purposes."

**End confessional**

Chet was with Ennui and Taylor. "Ennui, you are the only male that I know, that can actually put on makeup, and have it not be considered crossdressing" said Chet. Ennui replied in an emotionless tone. "Chet, you are the only person I know, that actually pays attention to minor details like that."

(Confession cam- The smallest little thing)

Taylor- "I have seen way more weirder things, than people cross dressing." "I was 7 when my cousin was born." "His last name is Daniels, and his first name is Jack." "Things get interesting, when you're first born is whiskey."

**End confessional**

Dwayne was with Laurie and Josee. "Listen Dwayne, i'm sorry I caused your son's injury" said Laurie. "What the heck are you talking about?" asked Dwayne. "Remember when I wished karma on you after the fossil incident?" asked Laurie. "I didn't want your karma to result in you almost losing a family member." "Don't even get me started on the fact that you actually tried own up to and fix your mistake, but couldn't due to a bad officiating call." "It's my fault he's been angry, it's my fault he's been sad, it's my fault he's been having nightmares, it's my fault he won't stop crying." "I take full responsibility, and I would not blame you in the slightest, if you badly wanted to injure me." "If you or your son make any attempt to attack me, I won't resist, i'll let you beat me up."

(Confession cam- That is a pretty deep speech)

Josee- "I have done way worse things than that, several times." "Look at what happened last season, I was a complete dick." "I feel even more guilty, because in order for people to forgive me, it had to result in one of my friends being seriously hurt." "Me helping Mickey out of the maze, should not warrant forgiveness, in the slightest." "And as for his brother, i'm the one who deserves to have their hand chopped off." "We will never be a couple, he'd never want to date someone as horrible as me."

**End confessional**

Junior was with Harold and Jay, and Junior asked them an interesting question. "Have you ever hated somebody so much, to the point that you wanted them to die?" "Dear God, everybody has that one person they strongly dislike, but it's really harsh to wish death upon someone" said Jay. "Why are you asking such a strong question?" asked Harold. "Because I truly feel that way about Duncan, it would be one of the greatest days of my life, is he were to die a slow and painful death, with me witnessing the whole thing" said Junior. "If murder was legal, i'd be the one to finish the job, and I would make the process last as long as possible."

(Confession cam- This took a really dark turn)

Junior- "I'm not joking, that asshole traumatized me for life." "It didn't help the fact that he wished death on the person who saved his life."

Jay- "JESUS CHRIST!" "I can't stand Leshawna because she literally broke off my hand, but I don't hate her to the point where I want her to die." "Oh no, he also just said this on international tv."

Harold- "Yes I know, I also have a really bad history with Duncan." "I saved his freaking life, and he never once thanked me." "I understand that Duncan emotionally scarred Junior for life, but this is too far." "He needs to have a talk with his dad about his thoughts."

**End confessional**

Ellody was with Miles and MacArthur. "Miles, sometimes you really confuse me" said Ellody. "You're so dead set on saving energy, despite the fact that you are willingly appearing on tv, which could be considered a waste of electricity." "If it's for a million dollars, you have to cut corners at some point" said Miles.

(Confession cam- Reminds me of literally cutting corners on ribbon curls)

MacArthur- "Is she forgetting, that dollar bills happen to be made of paper, which happens to come from trees?" "Would it be indecent for the show to pay us in gold instead?"

**End confessional**

Mary was with Brody and Sanders. "Sanders, how are you not dead?" asked Mary. "Pardon?" asked Sanders. "Of course i'm glad you're not dead, but taking into consideration how large the drop was, and the speed you were falling, you were pretty lucky to have no more than a broken arm" said Mary. "That is an interesting thought, I guess I was saved by Jesus" said Sanders.

(Confession cam- It's either that or cartoon logic)

Brody- "Now things are starting to make sense." "When people get lucky at random, God is the reason."

**End confessional**

Ryan was with Geoff and Kelly. "You are lying, you do not have a nephew named Jack Daniels" said Ryan. "Oh it's not a joke, my sister actually decided to name him that" said Kelly. "As for my daughter, my husband came up with the name Taylor, because my water broke while I was blouse shopping."

(Confession cam- Who cares it took 20 years? At least my name isn't Dick Trickle)

Geoff- "I swear, people will name their child after anything." "I can already picture a newborn girl named plastic."

**End confessional**

Crimson was having an interesting conversation with Pete. "So if you were to have a sponsor, what would it be?" asked Pete. "I don't know, probably a place that makes tattoos" replied Crimson emotionlessly. "Why tattoos, why not go with a halloween store?" asked Pete. "You don't want to know, at your age, you don't need to have a heart attack" said Crimson.

Jacques was with Leshawna and Noah. "Jacques, I need some serious advice" said Leshawna. "You used to be severely hated, and now you're forgiven." "What do I have to do to get forgiveness?" "I get that you're feeling remorse for what you did, but the problem is that you're not showing it enough" said Jacques. "Leshawna, I like you, i've known you since Wawanakwa, but I really don't think you have a chance at getting Harold to forgive and forget" said Noah.

(Confession cam- You just can't get what you want)

Noah- "Most of Harold's grudge doesn't just come from being stripped naked on the dock, I think he's mainly just upset that he was a pain magnet during Total drama, and he felt as though he didn't get enough sympathy."

**End confessional**

Leonard and Tammy were discussing the night where Tammy went nuts, and started rhyming. "Tammy, are you absolutely positive you have no idea what you were talking about?" asked Leonard. "I'm positive, I don't remember anything, aside from Dwayne screaming like a madman" said Tammy.

Rock and Spud were currently discussing how poorly they were doing. "Why are we so far back in points?" asked Spud. "I don't know, I thought this was going to be our year, I was positive we were a lock to win the million" said Rock.

(Confession cam- You and nearly every other contestant)

Rock- "The problem with trying to work together, is entirely dependent on the way this point system works." "Considering how winning can possibly put you in the chase, this would mean that for both us to get in, we'd both have to have one win each." "With only having one winner each challenge, and seeing as how it would be difficult to point our way into the top 10, I don't think both of us can make it, there can only be one."

**End confessional**

Don was waiting at the other end of the bridge, to commentate the finish of the race. "And Harold comes across the finish line, to become the first three time winner of the season." "Junior second, Jay third, Leonard fourth, Tammy fifth, Emma sixth, Lorenzo seventh, Kitty eighth, Ryan ninth, Geoff tenth, Kelly eleventh, Chet twelfth, Ennui thirteenth, Taylor fourteenth, Jacques fifteenth, Leshawna sixteenth, Noah seventeenth, Brody eighteenth, Sanders nineteenth, Mary twentieth, Stephanie twenty first, Jen twenty second, Owen twenty third, Crimson twenty fourth, Pete twenty fifth, Spud twenty sixth, Rock twenty seventh, Miles twenty eighth, MacArthur twenty ninth, Ellody thirtieth, Tom thirty first, Carrie thirty second, Gerry thirty third, Josee thirty fourth, Laurie thirty fifth, and Dwayne thirty sixth."

(Confession cam- 3 in a row)

Dwayne- "Why do I keep finishing in last place?" "Oh well, at least Junior is on the podium again."

Harold- "Got the most wins out of anyone so far, all of them coming in a row." "I still have to make up 79 points to get into the top 20, but I am more concerned with Junior's problems."

Junior- "That's how it's done, i'm back in the top 20." "Seven points to the good, lucky number 7."

Emma- "I'm on it right now, i'm back in the top 10."

Brody- "I've fallen back to the wild card spot, still holding on with my two wins."

Jacques- "With Junior back inside the top 20, this knocks me out of the chase." "To stay in this I either need Brody to get back into the top 10, Junior to fall back outside the top 20, I win the next challenge, or I need to finish 35 spots ahead of Laurie."

**End confessional**

On the podium Jay was standing on the third place pedestal, Junior was standing on the second place pedestal, and Harold was standing on the winners pedestal. "Harold, dude, are you ever going to stop winning?" asked Don. "Three straight, and you just won yourself a $1000 Panera gift card." Harold then looked down towards Junior beside him. "The conversation we just had right now, you need to discuss this with your dad, as soon as possible" said Harold. "That's all for this episode" said Don. "Tune in next time to see wether or not Harold can win four in a row on, the race around the states."

First place: Noah, 303 points, 1 win

Second place: Chet, 286 points

Third place: Owen, 283 points

Fourth place: Ryan, 280 points

Fifth place: Leonard, 275 points

Sixth place: Crimson, 274 points

Seventh place: Tammy, 268 points

Eighth place: Kitty, 262 points

Ninth place: Emma, 260 points, 1 win

Tenth place: Laurie, 248 points, 1 win

Eleventh place: Lorenzo, 247 points

Twelfth place: Brody, 246 points, 2 wins

Thirteenth place: Sanders, 241 points

Fourteenth place: Kelly, 239 points

Fifteenth place: Taylor, 234 points

Sixteenth place: Geoff, 227 points

Seventeenth place: Ennui, 222 points

Eighteenth place: Jacques, 214 points, 1 win

Nineteenth place: Junior, 208 points, 2 wins

Twentieth place: Jen, 207 points

Twenty first place: MacArthur, 201 points

Twenty second place: Stephanie, 194 points

Twenty third place: Jay, 191 points

Twenty fourth place: Mary, 187 points

Twenty fifth place: Miles, 169 points

Twenty sixth place: Pete, 167 points

Twenty seventh place: Rock, 151 points

Twenty eighth place: Leshawna, 134 points

Twenty ninth place: Harold, 128 points, 3 wins

Thirtieth place: Spud, 125 points

Thirty first place: Devin, 114 points

Thirty second place: Tom, 102 points

Thirty third place: Gerry, 97 points

Thirty fourth place: Ellody, 96 points

Thirty fifth place: Mickey, 86 points

Thirty sixth place: Josee, 53 points

Thirty seventh place: Carrie, 50 points

Thirty eighth place: Dwayne, 36 points

Thirty ninth place: Lindsay, 18 points

Authors note: In the previous chapter, there seemed to be a minor bug on this website. Despite the fact that I double checked it, there was a malfunction that made MacArthur finish six positions lower in the challenge than she really did. I tried to go back and correct this, but the file somehow got erased. But the situation where Ellody was placed two spots higher in points than she really was, that was on me.

As you can see, Jay is returning Josee's feelings for him. Neither of them is aware of what their crush thinks of them.

Thank you for reading and please have a great day.