The episode starts with Don narrating. "Okay, I think last time we've had the least serious injury yet." "Harold stepped into action, and quickly applied ice to the really bad bruise, and then we had the podium ceremony." "Harold could very well make it into the top 20, dude just clicked off 4 wins in a row." "I don't have much to say in this recap, due to the fact we're still waiting on Brody's condition." "Just get on with the episode."

Intro consists of a shorter version of the final countdown.

"Okay, i've gathered nearly everyone, except Leshawna who is still grounded to her hotel room" said Don. "The doctors have confirmed that Brody is going to live." "Oh thank God, I was nervous" said Geoff. "However, there is no way they are clearing him to compete in his current condition" said Don. "He has badly fractured seven of his ribs, along with his sternum." "He will be competing again at some some point, but it's not going to be any time soon." "He actually hand picked a substitute, one that he thinks is going to make people happy." "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHO I'M SEEING!" shouted Harold.

(Confession cam- Who is it?)

Harold- "I actually get to see her again, this is a pretty sweet reward for winning four in a row."

Owen- "I certainly hope things don't get awkward."

Noah- "Oh Lord, I can already picture the explosions."

Geoff- "Um, when I saw her, I thought this was a joke."

**End confessional**

A red haired girl dressed in green, stepped up to everyone. "Izzy, this is amazing, I can't believe you're actually here" said Harold. Izzy then went up to Harold and hugged him. "It feels nice to be hugging somebody as sexy as you" said Izzy in a flirtatious tone. "Baby, you have no idea what it was like to be apart from you" said Harold. Don then turned to the camera. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time we've had a married couple competing against each other on the show." "Is this what Brody was trying to accomplish?" Izzy then whispered something into Geoff's ear. "I know how much my husband strongly dislikes you, but I don't feel the same way." "So Izzy, are we still friends?" asked Owen. "Of course we're still friends" said Izzy. "But even though we're exes, you can still join me and Harold in a threesome." "OWEN, DO NOT ACCEPT HER OFFER!" shouted Noah. "I see you've moved on from Cody, and found yourself a girl, I didn't know you were bisexual" said Izzy.

(Confession cam- No, I refuse to write a NoCo story)

Noah- "Several people began assuming I was gay, thanks to the ear incident." "I was unconscious, I had no idea what I was doing." "More importantly, i'm dating a woman."

Emma- "Thank God i'm dating him, because if he was still single, people would be shipping him with Owen."

Dwayne- "Does kissing a four your old Junior good night, count as a dude kissing another dude?"

**End confessional**

Emma was helping Izzy and Carrie sign a contract. "Okay, this contract states that until Brody makes a full recovery, the two of you will be swapping rooms" said Emma. "This is put in place, as it is unreasonable for a married couple to not share a room." "But Izzy, whatever the hell you and Harold get up to in there, please keep it to yourselves."

(Room 10- Carrie and Geoff)

"Carrie, do you think i'm a bad person?" asked Geoff. "Despite the things you've done, I don't think you're a bad person" said Carrie. "At the same time, while I don't necessarily agree with Harold filing a lawsuit, I honestly can't say it's the wrong thing to do." "Now let me ask you something, it involves the whole naked on the dock episode, that started this incident." "Why was your girlfriend acting as though bullying Harold was wrong, only to play a major part in traumatizing him for life?" "Now that I think about it, Bridgette at first did look disapproving of our prank, but when we asked her to help us finish it off, she gladly accepted" said Geoff. "I don't understand, she's a nice person, but she did was way out of line" said Carrie. "And the reason why Harold is winning challenge after challenge, is because he's trying to write a major wrong." "In his eyes, he lost Total drama island under false pretenses, as most of the other contestants should have been disqualified." "He desperately wants to win this whole thing, without having to rely on a stupid technicality." "To anybody in any competition, you generally want to try and win fair and square." "I still find it hard to believe that he and Izzy fell in love, and became the first Total drama contestants to ever get married at a young age" said Geoff. "It's because Harold really wanted to talk about his frustrations, and Izzy was the only one who would listen" said Carrie.

(Room 3- father and son)

"Listen Junior, I know how difficult things are right now, I know how you're feeling about three of your friends not being here due to health problems" said Dwayne. Junior said nothing, and just rolled over in his bead. "Junior please, everything is going to be alright, every cloud has a silver lining" said Dwayne. "I wanna go back to a simpler time, back to a time where nobody was getting hurt so often" said Junior. "A time where I didn't have an ugly scar on my face, a time where our biggest problem, was trying not to be the last person to set foot on a yellow carpet."

(Confession cam- those were the good old days)

Dwayne- "The start of all these bad things happening, was the Loki incident." "Had that accident never happened, Junior wouldn't be upset in the slightest."

Junior- "Everything sucks, life is just horrible right about now."

**End confessional**

(Room 16- the ice dancers)

Jacques and Josee were fast asleep, as Jay was petting Hazel on the windowsill. Jay was actually talking to his bird. "I'm looking forward to Mickey coming back, you'll love him, he's one of the best people in the world." "Well, one of the best males in the world at least." He said this as his head was turned to a sleeping Josee.

(Room 15- the cadets)

"Screw it, i'm not waiting for him to ask me, i'm asking Brody to be my boyfriend as soon as he gets back" said MacArthur. "Maybe when he gets back, you two can double date with me and Junior" said Sanders. "Yeah, as long as Junior doesn't throw another tantrum afterwards" said MacArthur.

(Room 12- Harold and Izzy)

The cameras were turned off in this room. Izzy was brushing her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror, as Harold was taking a leak in the toilet. After Izzy spat and rinsed, she asked Harold, "Why can't you just forgive and forget?" "Had they actually apologized and acknowledged what they did was wrong, before I got negative comments on the internet, I would have forgiven them, but it's too late now" said Harold. "You were literally the only person, that actually accepted me as a human being." Harold finished his business, and shook himself dry before zipping up. He put the seat down for Izzy, and now he was the one brushing his teeth. Izzy pulled downs her pajama pants and panties, sat down, and began singing pop goes the weasel. Harold soon stepped out of the bathroom, put his glasses on the nightstand, and got under the covers of one of the beds. "It feels good to be in an actual bed instead of a sleeping bag" he said. A toilet flushing sound could be heard, and Izzy walked into the room, and climbed into the bed beside Harold. "When Brody does eventually come back and I leave, you don't have to feel uncomfortable sharing a bedroom with Carrie, I know you wouldn't cheat on me" said Izzy. "Thanks sweetheart, I'm glad you trust me" said Harold. The two began cuddling each other, and fell asleep.

When everyone got up the next morning, Leshawna couldn't believe that Izzy was Brody's substitute. "Leshawna, I don't have anything against you like my husband does" said Izzy. "But even if it was an accident, even if it was self defense, chopping off somebody's hand is uncalled for."

They all got on the bus, and once they got off, they were at a beach. "We are in Delaware, this state is famous for it's many beaches" said Don. "Swimsuits are not mandatory for this challenge, but why would you want you want to ruin your casual clothes?" "I am making life jackets mandatory though, no contestant is drowning on my watch."

Once everyone had changed into their swimsuits, Don explained the rules. "This is going to be a jet ski race, about six miles in length." "You start at the edge of the dock, drive all the way to a buoy, and come back." "Should you fall off the jet ski and into the water, we have a rescue team at the ready."

The race started off okay, with a lot of jostling for position back and forth. There was thankfully no contact, which could easily result in somebody crashing and getting hurt. Gerry had actually picked up a passenger, a duck had jumped into the back seat of his jet ski. Once they went around the buoy and were on their way back, Izzy somehow left a small trail of flames behind her. Do not ask how there is a fire in the water, this is Izzy we are talking about, she's just nuts.

Harold ultimately ended up winning the race with Emma in second, Leonard in third, Chet fourth, Sanders fifth, Kitty sixth, Taylor seventh, Kelly eighth, Laurie ninth, Izzy tenth, Ennui eleventh, Geoff twelfth, Jen thirteenth, MacArthur fourteenth, Stephanie fifteenth, Lorenzo sixteenth, Miles seventeenth, Pete eighteenth, Ryan nineteenth, Tammy twentieth, Crimson twenty first, Rock twenty second, Spud twenty third, Mary twenty fourth, Tom twenty fifth, Ellody twenty sixth, Gerry twenty seventh, Jacques twenty eighth, Dwayne twenty ninth, Carrie thirtieth, Josee thirty first, Noah thirty second, Junior thirty third, and Owen thirty fourth. Not wanting to finish in last place, Jay pulled up alongside Leshawna, and elbowed her off of the jet ski. He was clearly still upset with her over the hand incident.

(Confession cam- That's kind of rude)

Harold- "Five in a row, let's go." "I am now less than one race worth of points below the top 20." "But i'm pretty sure even if I do get number 6, it won't be enough to make up 32 points." "Certain things are going to have to go right, if i'm going to be in the wildcard spot by the end of the next challenge."

Junior- "I'm not too far behind, i'm only 1 point outside of the top 20, just one." "Stephanie isn't going to be too much of a problem."

Jacques- "After I won the first challenge of the season, I have just been going downhill ever since." "It's not just about getting back into the top 20." "I think if I want to have any shot at making the chase, I need to get another win."

**End confessional**

The podium ceremony was now happening. Leonard was on the third place pedestal, Emma was on the second place pedestal, and Harold was on the winners pedestal. "Harold, it doesn't look as though anybody can stop you from winning" said Don. "Do you by any chance play the guitar?" "Occasionally" said Harold. "Well you do now, as you just won yourself an electric guitar, complete with speakers" said Don. Izzy then ran up to Harold, and the the two began kissing. "That's all the time we have for this episode" said Don. "Next time, we'll see if Harold can nab his sixth consecutive win, on the race around the states."

First place: Noah, 340 points, 1 win

Second place: Leonard, 337 points

Third place: Emma, 330 points, 1 win

Fourth place: Chet, 330 points

Fifth place: Ryan, 328 points

Sixth place: Crimson, 320 points

Seventh place: Owen, 319 points

Eighth place: Kitty, 315 points

Ninth place: Tammy, 309 points

Tenth place: Sanders, 300 points

Eleventh place: Lorenzo, 297 points

Twelfth place: Kelly, 291 points

Thirteenth place: Taylor, 289 points

Fourteenth place: Laurie, 279 points, 1 win

Fifteenth place: Ennui, 268 points

Sixteenth place: Geoff, 259 points

Seventeenth place: Brody, 247 points, 2 wins

Eighteenth place: Jen, 245 points

Nineteenth place: MacArthur, 242 points

Twentieth place: Stephanie, 232 points

Twenty first place: Junior, 231 points, 2 wins

Twenty second: Jacques, 231 points, 1 win

Twenty third place: Jay, 219 points

Twenty fourth place: Mary, 210 points

Twenty fifth place: Miles, 206 points

Twenty sixth place: Harold, 200 points, 5 wins

Twenty seventh place: Pete, 198 points

Twenty eighth place: Rock, 181 points

Twenty ninth place: Leshawna, 156 points

Thirtieth place: Spud, 145 points

Thirty first place: Tom, 123 points

Thirty second place: Gerry, 120 points

Thirty third place: Devin, 114 points

Thirty fourth place: Ellody, 112 points

Thirty fifth place: Mickey, 86 points

Thirty sixth place: Dwayne, 75 points

Thirty seventh place: Josee, 63 points

Thirty eighth place: Carrie, 59 points

Thirty ninth place: Izzy, 27 points

Fortieth place: Lindsay, 18 points

Authors note: I am aware that lung cancer is curable. However, several cancer survivors still had remission, for the rest of their lives. If a cancer survivor has been deemed cancer free, it is very possible for them to get it again, 20 years later. Incurable, to a certain extent.

I am never writing a NoCo story. I really don't like the idea of Noah and Emma being paired with anybody else, because Noah X Emma is my favorite canon Total drama couple. Obviously my favorite fanon pairing is Harold X Izzy. Harold has been shown to have a lot of knowledge, and Izzy is confirmed to have an IQ of 188. It just feels right to have the two smartest characters from then Gen 1 cast, be with each other. Also the young age they were married at was 18, barely considered adults in Canada.

As always, if you have an idea for a challenge in an upcoming state or a prize for a future challenge winner, feel free to let me know in a review.

Thank you for reading and please have a great day.