The episode starts with Don narrating. "Okay, last time we had yet another injury, poor Mickey is unable to catch a break." "Junior is a nervous wreck all over again, he's out of camera range right now, but I can see him crying." "Harold got his ninth win in a row, but there are obviously more important things to attend to." "Just get on with the episode, I know that this is going to end horribly, let's just get the bad part out of the way."

Intro consists of a shorter version of the final countdown.

Jay had just gotten back, and he had the important news regarding the fate of his brother. "The good news is, he is going to live, the doctors confirmed he isn't going to die." "But here's the bad news, due to losing both of his eyes, he is now permanently blind for the rest of his life." "While his current condition isn't life threatening, it is something he has to put up with for the rest of his life." "Because he is no longer able to see anything ever again, he realized the danger he would be in if he continued, and has decided to drop out of the competition."

(Confession cam- Second drop out of the season)

Harold- "It's really sad, he literally just got back, and now he'll never see again."

Jay- "Don't worry Mickey, i'll win this whole thing for you."

Junior- (Is in tears again) "WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE!? (Throws a tantrum on the ground)

**End confessional**

"Okay, I anticipated something like this would happen, and I was able to find a substitute for Mickey" said Don. "Before I reveal who the substitute is, I should give some background." "There is a reason why season 7 of Total drama never happened, and Harold's lawsuit actually plays a huge factor." "In episode 10 of Total drama action, Chris was unaware that one of the two submarines being purchased for the challenge, was built by a terrorist." "The entire sub was had it's controls rigged, and planted in it, was a bomb."

(Confession cam- BOOM)

Pete- "Jesus christ, there was a literal bomb, inside the submarine." "Who was so mentally deranged to actually plant that?" "Holy crap."

Spud- "Oh Lord, somebody is trying to create a third world war."

**End confessional**

"This information was not revealed, until after the season was over" said Don. "Upon investigation, it was revealed that the timer on the bomb started, when the water began flooding the submarine." "It was actually deactivated, when Harold, actually drained out the water." "Had that bomb actually gone off, there would have been a massive crater, where the city used to be." "One of the people located in the city at the time, was her majesty, Queen Elizabeth ll." Everyone was shocked at what they were hearing. Don then continued. "Now Harold, it actually turns out that your mother didn't actually move to Canada before giving birth to you, she was still in England." "Shortly after you arrived in your new country, your mother, being your legal guardian, had you applied for dual citizenship." "Holy crap, i've been a citizen of the United Kingdom this whole time" said Harold. "There is a reason why this information wasn't public until now" said Don. "In between Action and World tour, Chris illegally intercepted a letter meant for you, to stop you from becoming more popular than him." "Her majesty was highly impressed by your heroic actions, that she made arrangements, for you to be knighted Sir Harold McGrady." "WHAT?" shouted everyone at once.

(Confession cam- A knighthood?)

Geoff- "Oh God, the person that I sexually harassed, went on to save the life of one of the most important people, in the world."

Emma- "Oh Lord, there goes any chance I had, at trying to make peace."

Harold- "Oh my God, I had no idea that what I did was that heroic."

"Shortly after Total drama ended, the producers found out about this" said Don. "They didn't want to cause too much controversy, so they decided not to release this information to the public." "To make sure that wouldn't happen, they decided to cancel the show." "They thought this would all blow over, until you came in to substitute for Devin." "Things got interesting, when you announced you were filing a sexual harassment lawsuit." "Then when they noticed how popular you became, after you've been destroying the competition, the producers decided to give you a failsafe should you still manage to lose the whole competition, and lose in court." "They made the information public, and Chris is now currently awaiting trial, and should he lose, he will face a 40 year prison sentence." "Being the cocky idiot he is, he spent 90% of his money, anticipating he would get it back, with the help of the new season's ratings." "Broke from spending so much, he is having trouble affording a good lawyer, as all of his previous ones quit on him." "He thinks that one small step to being rich again, is by getting at least a million dollars." "As such, he will now be Mickey's substitute, while on parole." Chris then walked up, in an orange prison jumpsuit, followed by a cop." Harold then burst out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHA!" "Look at what you're left with, you've been demoted from being host, to contestant." "You have no chance of winning the case against me."

(Confession cam- That is just sad)

Chris- "Oh that's it, he is going to get it, i'll get back on top, his winning streak is going to end." "I'm aware that i'm 391 points out of the top 10, and 307 points outside of the top 20." "But just wait, i'll put on a winning streak, that will last even longer than his."

Harold- "Don informed me that i'm expected at Buckingham palace, after the season ends, on the First of first of January next year." "This is going to be the best thing, that has ever happened to me." "I never would have dreamed, that I would become a knight." "It's a shame it had to be delayed severely, but that's life."

**End confessional**

Chris's parole officer, had actually gathered the contestants together in the basement of their current hotel, as he had something special planned. "I never properly introduced myself" he said. "The name is officer Chambers, i've been a police officer for about 8 years." "The cops in this state are trying to find out, what the hell a shark was doing in a public beach, separated from the main ocean by a sand bar." "Jay knew exactly what needed to be done, he showed how to be defensive." "With the number of injuries we've had so far, it's about time you people learned self defense, so we hopefully don't have one for the rest of the season." "Another dangerous animal could come out and try to kill you, and you might even get stabbed in the back by a fellow contestant." "As MacArthur and Sanders are fellow members of the force, I think they should help demonstrate." He then instructed the cadets how to do a certain hands on self defense technique, and to take turns doing it on each other. He put the contestants into pairs, and had them try the technique on their own. "We're starting you guys off slow, as these classes progress, you'll slowly work your way up" said Officer Chambers.

(Confession cam- Fight for your freedom)

MacArthur- "I wonder when people are going to start referring to me as Officer MacArthur."

Sanders- "It may seem like me and MacArthur might be too young to be cops, but trust me, we are more than ready for action."

**End confessional**

(Room 5- the geniuses)

Ellody and Mary were once again, fusing a prosthetic hand onto Jay's arm." "It may be a downside that you don't have a regular hand anymore, but you can look on the bright side" said Ellody. "That metal hand, helped you save Mickey's life" said Ellody. "Yeah, i'll give it that much credit" said Jay.

(Room 9- the reality tv pros)

Noah was sitting on the toilet, lost in thought. "My proposal plan isn't working out, the way I thought it would." "I want to invite Harold, but I don't want to interfere with his scheduled knighthood." "Mickey would love to be present, but it will be like an audiobook to him, he won't be able to see anything." "What if another injury happens?" "What if one of my friends can't make it, because they have moved on to a better place?" "What if Emma begins to have second thoughts?" "I really don't want to call off the proposal, she is somebody that I genuinely want to be with forever." He wiped himself, pulled his pants up, flushed, and could believe what he saw when he stepped out of the bathroom.

Owen was nowhere to be seen, and Emma was standing right there. She was wearing one of Noah's pajama shirts, and didn't have any pants on. Noah's nose began to bleed, as he was staring at her bright red panties. "I thought the two of us could sleep together again tonight, plus i'm getting a little warm in my pants" said Emma. "I made sure the cameras were turned off, and I decided to swap places with Owen." "Okay um, this is weird, I did not see this coming" said Noah. "Well, as we are going to get married, I figured there was nothing to lose" said Emma. "Besides, it's only fair that you get to see me in my underpants, as I already know what you look like in yours." Noah began to sweat. "When did you see this?" he asked. "Were you spying on me?" "No, of course not, I just remembered the final episode of TDI, when Duncan pantsed you" said Emma. "Oh, I see what you mean" said Noah. He then got under the covers of his bed, and Emma climbed in beside him. Emma then wrapped her arm around Noah, and Noah began to get red in the face. "I love you Noah, I can't wait for our wedding" said Emma. She wrapped her other arm around him, and fell asleep.

(Room 16- the ice dancers)

Josee had just opened the door, and saw that the one knocking was Jay. "Listen Josee, bad things have been happening since the Loki incident, and every single one of us is, might very well be in danger" said Jay. "There's something I need you to do for me." "Of course, i'll be glad to help" said Josee. "If I have to leave this competition for any reason, I need somebody to take care of Hazel" said Jay. "Do you really have that much trust in me?" asked Josee. "Listen Josee, I love you, and you're the only person I can trust to take care of my owl" said Jay. "If i'm gone, I don't want her to be left alone." "Okay, should something bad really happen, i'll look after Hazel" said Josee. The two then shared a quick kiss, before bidding each other good night.

(Room 4- the sisters)

Kitty was woken up, by the sound of the toilet flushing. "I would not go in there, for the next 13 hours" said Owen. "I've smelled worse, ugh, I can very well remember when I was 7, and I was in Toronto" said Kitty.

(Room 8- Jay and Chris)

Officer Chambers was in a sleeping bag. He was in the room, to keep an eye on Chris. "This is so disgusting, these are not like the mattresses that I am used to" said Chris. "And now there is the risk of a bird crapping on me, that owl has to go." "Don't even think about it, you'll just be adding animal abuse to your charges" said Officer Chambers. "That's actually not a bad idea, if you something to piss me off, i'll have Hazel poop on you" said Jay.

(Confession cam- A crappy situation)

Josee- "If something does happen to Jay, it's going to be hard for me to handle it." "Hazel would take it far worse, and I can't just leave her all alone." "I hope that nothing bad happens, to either of them." "Neither of them should be apart from each other."

**End confessional**

Everyone got on the bus the next morning, and the got off in front of a heavily wooded area, with several rocks littering the ground. "We are in the state of Pennsylvania, known for the amish" said Don. "Unfortunately they wouldn't allow electricity in Lancaster, so we had to film on the Appalachian trail." "This is going to be a four mile race, the first person to cross the finish line off in the distance, while be the challenge winner." "Although I must warn you, the trail is actually quite rough, it's a pretty rocky surface, might not want to rush it too much."

Everyone was soon lined up at the starting line, and Don was ready to start the race. "ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GOOOOO!" Everyone then took off.

Pete was walking with Rock and Tom. "How can you literally walk overtop of your own family?" asked Pete. "Oh I get it, because we are hiking on rocks" said Rock.

(Confession cam- What is his real name?)

Tom- "That's what happens when you become stinky and old, you start making really terrible puns."

**End confessional**

Jen was with Izzy and Stephanie. "Hey Stephanie, have you and Ryan gotten to second base?" asked Izzy. "Um, that is quite a weird thing for you to ask" said Stephanie. "I just thought it would only be a matter of time, considering how you two are sharing a room" said Izzy. Stephanie then snapped at her. "There is no way in hell, Ryan is getting anywhere near my boobs, we're not even going to sleep in the same bed." "If he makes any attempt at playing dirty on me, he'll be sleeping on the roof." "And you, need to mind your own business." "I don't give a shit about what you and Harold do in between challenges, but what happens with other couples, particularly the ones that aren't married, is none of your fucking business asshole."

(Confession cam- Stephanie isn't taking crap from anybody)

Jen- "Okay, maybe Izzy was asking too much of a personal question." "But i'm pretty sure there was a nicer way for Stephanie to ask her to leave her alone."

**End confessional**

Lorenzo was with Noah and Taylor. "Okay, I hope either of you can give me some advice" said Noah. "Where should me and Emma have our wedding?" "England wouldn't be a bad place, you can do it right after Harold gets knighted" said Lorenzo. "Absolutely not you idiot, last time I was in England, I got attacked by a bunch of electric eels" said Noah.

(Confession cam- Watch out for eels)

Taylor- "I don't think that the eels are the real problem." "I'm not a genius on physics, but he was lucky to be alive before he even got shocked." "He fell from God knows how many feet in the air, and somehow didn't die." "No amount of water could save him, with how fast he was falling, it should be scientifically impossible."

**End confessional**

Chet was with Crimson and Ryan. "Do you really need to wear a wig?" asked Chet. "Can't you simply just dye you hair?" Crimson replied in an emotionless tone. "I don't need to waste time, washing it off and re applying."

(Confession cam- Girls and their make up)

Ryan- "That's not just a waste of time, that's a waste of hair dye, and possibly a waste of money."

**End confessional**

Dwayne was with Josee and Carrie. "So, ever since Junior started going out with Kendra, you being his former crush, what have your interactions with him been like?" asked Dwayne. "They actually aren't awkward at all, we don't even talk about how he used to have his eyes on me" said Carrie. "We occasionally talk in between challenges, but there hasn't really been a time where we just hung out as friends."

(Confession cam- Relationships)

Josse- "Okay, I think I may have been the first victim of Junior's anger." "I will again clarify, me and Jacques were not going to run over his dad, we were just trying to scare the crap out of him." "I congratulate him on making a full recovery, and then he proceeds to threaten me with violence." "Since then, me and him have barely spoken to each other." "We just pass each other from time the time, wave, say like three words, and that's it." "His anger has actually gotten worse, as the season has progressed." "Our interactions ceased altogether, when everyone found out about his hatred towards Duncan." "Does he actually mean it?" "Does he actually want Duncan to die?" "These are words from a 14 year old." "If somebody is this young, and they have thoughts that violent, they need mental help." "This whole incident happened, because of something as harmless and cute as a rabbit." "My God, we are on the edge of hell."

**End confessional**

Junior was with Jacques and Tammy. "Okay, I understand if you don't want to do it right now, as we're in the middle of the competition" said Jacques. "But as soon as this whole season ends, will you please see a psychiatrist?" "What reason do I have for doing that?" asked Junior. "You don't like it, but it's a fact, you are a violent child" said Jacques. "It is not normal for 14 year olds, to threaten other people with violence, and wish death upon them." "Look at it from my perspective" said Junior. "A small child in Kindergarten, who actually thinks they are going to burn alive in a fire, is more than likely scared shitless." "There was a whopping 23 kids, that thought they were going to die." "I'm the one who got accused for what happened, when it was not my fault." "I got wrongfully accused, of traumatizing a bunch of 5-6 year olds, and was viewed as a criminal, at the age of only 6." "Six, I was literally only six years old, and already I was wrongfully accused of being a delinquent." "I was traumatized when that happened, and for an entire 3 weeks the only times I ever left my room, was to go to the bathroom." "Do you know how many times I had nightmares about it and ended up wetting the bed?" "I would be an idiot, if I didn't want something really bad to happen to Duncan." "I am going to throw a party, the day he dies."

(Confession cam- Oh God, this is very serious)

Tammy- "Okay, he has made some very valid points right there." "I understand his reasons for wanting to kill Duncan, But I can't say I agree with them."

**End confessional**

Kitty was with Owen and Kelly. "The next time me and you have to share a room, remind me to put on an oxygen mask" said Kitty. "Right, and I should probably see a doctor about my flatulence" said Owen.

(Confession cam- Speaking of gas, my car is out of it)

Kelly- "I love my husband, so much to the point where I was willing to have a child with him." "But my God, he has the same problem as Owen, being that he farts in bed." "Of course, there have been occasions where i've gotten him back, by doing the same thing."

**End confessional**

Emma was with Harold and Leonard. "So what exactly is your secret to success?" asked Leonard. "How are you so much better than everyone else?" "What makes you think i'm better?" asked Harold. "Well, you did just win nine consecutive challenges" said Emma. "I don't see how I am doing better than either of you two, as both of you are higher than me in points" said Harold.

(Confession cam- Winning isn't everything)

Harold- "I get that I just got a major boost in popularity, seeing as how i've been destroying everyone in this competition, but I don't want to come off as a cocky jackass." "Arrogance can only lead somebody so far."

**End confessional**

Ellody was with Spud and Gerry. "Gerry, i'd like to apologize about joking that you were going to die, looking back on it, it doesn't seem very funny now" said Ellody. "Oh it's okay, you didn't mean any harm" said Gerry. "It would have been funny, if Mickey's face wasn't bleeding out." "Wait, when the heck did that happen?" asked Spud.

(Confession cam- Um, 1 challenge ago)

Ellody- "Okay, Spud is obviously suffering from short term memory loss, and possibly a minor case of Narcolepsy."

**End confessional**

Mary was with Miles and MacArthur. "My God, how many rocks are on this trail?" asked MacArthur. "In order to determine the number, i'd have to take one rock, measure it's length and width, check the patterns of them on the ground, and measure how long the trail is" said Mary.

(Confession cam- I'd like that in english please)

Miles- "Or you can simply just do it the hard way, hiking the entire distance, and counting every single rock."

**End confessional**

Jay was with Ennui and Sanders "So where exactly did you come up with the name Hazel?" asked Ennui in an emotionless tone. "The nest that I fell into, was located in a hazelnut tree" said Jay.

(Confession cam- Are you nuts?)

Sanders- "I cannot think of another female name, that he could have gone with if it was any other type of tree." "What would she be called if it was a christmas tree?" "Mrs Claus maybe?"

**End confessional**

Chris was with Laurie and Geoff, and Laurie was letting Chris have it. "YOU MONSTER, I SAW THE TREATMENT YOU WERE GIVING THE ANIMALS ON TOTAL DRAMA, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SICK BASTARD WHO!"-

(Confession cam- Things are getting heated)

Geoff- "Oh dead God, you wouldn't believe the things she was threatening him with." "I am legitimately starting to question the sanity, of several of my fellow contestants." "But definitely not Harold, the guy I mistreated, is now going to knighted by the queen herself." (Face palms himself) "I am going to hell when I die."

**End confessional**

The sun was beginning to go down, and Don was waiting at the finish line. "And as they all cross the finish line, Harold does the unthinkable, and scores his tenth consecutive challenge win." "Leonard second, Emma third, Chet fourth, Crimson fifth, Ryan sixth, Kelly seventh, Owen eighth, Kitty ninth, Taylor tenth, Noah eleventh, Lorenzo twelfth, Jay thirteenth, Ennui fourteenth, Sanders fifteenth, Geoff sixteenth, Chris seventeenth, Laurie eighteenth, Jen nineteenth, Izzy twentieth, Stephanie twenty first, Tammy twenty second, Junior twenty third, Jacques twenty fourth, Mary twenty fifth, Miles twenty sixth, MacArthur twenty seventh, Pete twenty eighth, Rock twenty ninth, Tom thirtieth, Ellody thirty first, Gerry thirty second, Spud thirty third, Carrie thirty fourth, Josee thirty fifth, and Dwayne thirty sixth."

(Confession cam- That is one long streak)

Dwayne- "With all the problems my son is dealing with, and all of these last place finishes i've been getting, things can obviously be better."

Harold- "When I came back, I never anticipated the number of wins I would have in a row, would be in the double digits." "Add on the fact that i'm going to be knighted, I think this show is one of the best things to ever happen to me."

**End confessional**

The podium ceremony was now taking place. Emma was on the third place pedestal, Leonard was on the second place pedestal, and Harold was on the winners pedestal. "Harold, do you have a keyboard?" asked Don. "Always have" said Harold. "Well you can start collecting, because you've got yourself another one" said Don. "That will do it for this episode of the the race around the states, tune in next time to see wether or not Harold can get lucky number 11."

Point standings

First place: Emma, 494 points 1 win

Second place: Noah, 475 points, 1 win

Third place: Leonard, 470 points

Fourth place: Chet, 459 points

Fifth place: Ryan, 450 points

Sixth place: Owen 446 points

Seventh place: Crimson, 426 points

Eighth place: Tammy, 421 points

Ninth place: Kitty, 419 points

Tenth place: Sanders, 416 points

Eleventh place: Kelly, 414 points

Twelfth place: Lorenzo, 412 points

Thirteenth place: Taylor, 399 points

Fourteenth place: Ennui, 386 points

Fifteenth place: Harold, 380 points, 10 wins

Sixteenth place: Geoff, 365 points

Seventeenth place: Laurie, 361 points, 1 win

Eighteenth place: Jen, 345 points

Nineteenth place: Junior, 338 points, 2 wins

Twentieth place: Stephanie, 323 points

Twenty first place: Jacques, 308 points, 1 win

Twenty second: Jay, 306 points

Twenty third place: MacArthur, 296 points

Twenty fourth place: Mary, 286 points

Twenty fifth place: Miles, 277 points

Twenty sixth place: Rock, 250 points

Twenty seventh place: Brody, 247 points, 2 wins

Twenty eighth place: Pete, 247 points

Twenty ninth place: Spud, 188 points

Thirtieth place: Leshawna, 171 points

Thirty first place: Ellody, 166 points

Thirty second place: Tom, 156 points

Thirty third place: Gerry, 149 points

Thirty fourth place: Mickey, 139 points

Thirty fifth place: Carrie, 131 points

Thirty sixth place: Izzy, 120 points

Thirty seventh place: Devin, 114 points

Thirty eighth place: Josee, 98 points

Thirty ninth place: Dwayne, 97 points

Fortieth place: Chris, 20 points

Forty first place, Lindsay, 18 points

Authors note: I got the idea of Chris being demoted from host to contestant, from an old 2019 youtube video made by Noahh.

With this competition using a former NASCAR points system, I would like to point out that in real life, the most recent example of a driver having 10 consecutive wins in the cup series, dates all the way back to 1967. It was done by the king himself, Richard Petty. If you to live to be 400 years old, i'm pretty sure you still won't see this record be broken. But who knows? Crazier things have happened. There isn't a single possibility in NASCAR, with a 0% chance.

As always, if you have an idea for a challenge in an upcoming state or a prize for a future challenge winner, feel free to let me know in a review.

Thank you for reading and please have a great day.