The episode starts with Don narrating. "Last time on the race around the states, dear God, what sick twisted world are we living in?" "Despite not being back for very long, Mickey once again had to leave due to injury, and this time he's not coming back." "While he is going to survive, he will never be able to see anything, again." "A huge shock to everyone, was that former Total drama host Chris McLean, would be his replacement." "What was even more shocking, was that Harold was revealed to be a United Kingdom born citizen." "And apparently, when he drained out a submarine a couple of years ago, he unknowingly deactivated a bomb." "This ended up saving the life of arguably the most respected person, in all of England." "Harold was actually going to be knighted for his actions, but apparently Chris interfered with his Buckingham palace invitation." "Because of this, Chris is now broke, and is currently on parole, awaiting trial." "His parole officer, Officer Chambers, is actually now teaching the contestants about self defense." "Then we went to Pennsylvania for a challenge on a bumpy rocky trail, and do I even need to say who won." "The number of Harold's consecutive wins, has now reached the double digit area." "Is he going to score win number 11?" "Or can somebody finally beat him?" "Find out on this episode of, the race around the states."
Intro consists of a shorter version of the final countdown.
Everybody's second self defense class, was very similar to the first one, but everyone was required to move a lot faster. Officer Chambers told everyone that in order to outsmart their opponent, they had to be faster than them. Some contestants were extremely exhausted after working so hard, and couldn't wait to go to bed.
Instead of being in their hotel room, Dwayne and Junior were outside in front of a tent, roasting marshmallows. "Isn't this great son?" asked Dwayne. "Just you and your old man, camping out in the Pennsylvania countryside." Junior just let out a sigh. "Yeah, I guess, it is peaceful around here." "Junior, is something bothering you?" asked Dwayne. "Three of my friends are still in the hospital, one of them could very well die of lung cancer" said Junior. "Oh, well, I can see how that would be upsetting" said Dwayne.
The two of them were soon inside the tent, zipped up in sleeping bags. Junior was clutching his teddy bear for dear life. "Son, it's a pretty big deal to want somebody to die" said Dwayne. "Whenever you say that you want Duncan to die a painful death, do you really mean it?" "Yes, I do mean it, I really want him to die, and I want it to be as long and painful as possible" said Junior. "He traumatized me, and made me look like a criminal." "And when he does die, he doesn't deserve to go to heaven."
(Confession cam- That is really excessive)
Dwayne- "Why?" "Just, why, did something as innocent as a rabbit, completely ruin my son's happiness?" "Every time he looks in the mirror, he's constantly reminded of all of his bad memories, because for the rest of his life, he's stuck with a giant X mark on his face."
**End confessional**
(Room 10- Carrie and Geoff)
"There is no chance I have at winning that trial, I cannot see a judge siding against somebody who is a freaking knight" said Geoff. "This may seem weird, but I don't think there would be a lawsuit, if you hadn't won last season" said Carrie. "Due to the fact you never once apologized for the way you treated him, and the fact the person who finished second, happened to be a close friend that he knew since preschool, I can see why he would be pissed off." "As strange as it sounds, I am actually supposed to dislike Harold, but I don't." "Why would you have any reason for disliking him?" asked Geoff. "Because of the person he replaced, he is only here, because the love of my life is on his deathbed" said Carrie. "If it wasn't for Devin getting lung cancer, Harold wouldn't be destroying everyone else in this competition." "So why don't you hate him?" asked Geoff. "Because he never planned any of this out, he never wanted anything bad to happen to Devin" said Carrie.
(Room 7- the goths)
"Ennui, there has already been several instances of our friends leaving due to health problems, and i'm worried that it might get so bad, to the point where somebody dies" said Crimson. "This whole mess is all our fault, we started this chain of injuries, when we nearly killed Junior" said Ennui. "In case one of the two of us were to die, I want to do this while we are still alive" said Crimson. She then put right in front of them, some condom packets. "Crimson, are you absolutely sure you want to do this?" asked Ennui. "It's now or never" said Crimson. "Well alright, if you insist" said Ennui. He then removed his pajama shirt and pajama shorts, as Crimson did the same. Ennui then then slipped off his briefs, as Crimson took off her bra and panties. This experience was very new to them, they had never seen each other naked before. The two climbed onto the bed, and Ennui made his face level with Crimson's chest. He began to suck on her left nipple, and Crimson began to let out moans of pleasure. She moaned even more, when Ennui began sucking on the right. Then he began to alternate, back and forth, nipple to nipple. Ennui then carefully strapped a condom around his penis. Crimson lay backwards on the bed, while Ennui was crouched above her, facing forward. He lowered himself down, and stuck his penis inside of Crimson's vagina. He then slowly began moving up and down. During the whole ordeal, the two were moaning in satisfaction, they had no idea that sex would be this enjoyable. Crimson then grabbed the back of Ennui's head, pulled it down, and began kissing him on the lips. The two continued to make out, as their genitals were locked together. They went at this for another four hours, until they eventually ran out of condoms. The two then fell asleep under the covers, after agreeing that nobody else would find out about this.
(Room 12- Harold and Izzy)
As the sun began coming up, Harold and Izzy were asleep, with Izzy spooning her husband. Harold was the first one to wake up, and carefully wiggled out of his wife's grasp. He reached for his glasses, and felt bits of broken plastic. It was at this point that he revealed, his glasses were shattered into several pieces.
Due to Harold being almost blinded, Izzy had to guide him down the stairs. When everyone stepped outside, they could see Don having a heated argument on the phone. "Why are you not allowing the penalty?" "This is blatant sabotage right here." "No, i'm not trying to give special treatment to a soon to be knight, i'm just pointing out that what happened to him is unfair." "You expect him to just tough it out?" "Oh God, he's without glasses, and he has to participate in what's coming up?" "You have clearly forgotten that he is a type one diabetic, this could kill him." "Oh God, this is not going to end well." After hanging up, he turned to the contestants. "Okay, something just happened, that I am unfortunately not allowed to take care of." "While the cameras are turned off in Harold and Izzy's room, the hallway outside is a completely different story." "Chris was caught on camera, exiting the room, holding a mallet." "I'm assuming that he broke his glasses, to try to stop Harold from winning 11 in a row" said Jay. "Bingo" said Don.
(Confession cam- Sabotage)
Jen- "Okay, now that is a screwed up thing to do right there, that is a cheap way to give yourself an advantage."
Harold- "I'm having trouble seeing anything at all right now, I really have to squint." "It's going to be like this for the next few challenges, until my otologist sends in the new pair I ordered."
Chris- "Absolutely not, I am not letting Harold win this whole thing." "With how far back I am in points, desperate times call for desperate measures."
Jay- (Has Hazel sitting right in front of him) "Unfortunately, this is not going to result in any type of penalty." "My God, the producer is stupid." "Alright Hazel, when I give you the word, I want you to fire at Chris."
**End confessional**
They all got off the bus, and stepped inside of a dining hall. "We are in the state of Georgia, famous for it's peaches" said Don. "I don't think we should participate in a challenge that involves peaches, we might get arrested for prostitution" said Spud. Everyone's jaw dropped upon hearing this. "Oh hell no" said Rock. "Spud, that is not the type of peach I am referring to" said Don.
(Confession cam- Oh Lord)
Jacques- "How the hell did he even find out about that ludicrous definition?"
Leonard- (Vomits into a bucket)
Gerry- "Everybody who just saw this clip on tv, has now lost their sanity."
**End confessional**
"Okay, we are dealing with the fruit related peaches" said Don. "This challenge is going to last, for an entire hour." "Whoever can consume the most amount of peach pie within that time frame, will win the challenge." "And yes Harold, I am aware that this could be very harmful to you, with your diabetes." "If something bad does happen, we have an ambulance out back."
Soon, everyone was seated, the tables were all loaded with peach pies, and the challenge began. Several of the contestants thought that Owen would win this challenge by a landslide, with how much he enjoyed eating, but surprisingly, he wasn't eating as fast as everyone else. Nobody could really understand what was going on. Harold was making a strong effort to get his eleventh win in a row, and was wolfing down the pie like a goat. The end result was a complete shock to everyone. Harold's winning streak had finally come to an end, and he ended up finishing a close second. The one who was just barely able to beat him, was Ryan. It was the first time in several challenges, that Harold wasn't the winner. Leonard got third, Lorenzo fourth, Kelly fifth, Noah sixth, Laurie seventh, Taylor eighth, Ennui ninth, Geoff tenth, Junior eleventh, Chris twelfth, Stephanie thirteenth, Jen fourteenth, Kitty fifteenth, Jacques sixteenth, Sanders seventeenth, MacArthur eighteenth, Miles nineteenth, Mary twentieth, Tammy twenty first, Pete twenty second, Chet twenty third, Spud twenty fourth, Tom twenty fifth, Ellody twenty sixth, Jay twenty seventh, Izzy twenty eighth, Owen twenty ninth, Carrie thirtieth, Rock thirty first, Crimson thirty second, Gerry thirty third, Emma thirty fourth, Dwayne thirty fifth, and Josee thirty sixth.
(Confession cam- Tasty delicious pie)
Ryan- "It took me a a long time, but I finally got my first win of the season."
Harold- "My winning streak may be over, but i'm still on the podium." "If you look at the standings, you can see that i'm 22 points outside the top 10." "If things go the right way, I may not have to rely on a wild card.'
Noah- "Well would you look at that, I am now leading the points." "I just might be able to go all the way."
**End confessional**
The podium ceremony was now happening. Leonard was on the third place pedestal, Harold was on the second place pedestal, and Ryan was on the first place pedestal. "Ryan, what you have just won, is actually quite ancient" said Don. "You just got yourself a 1950 Jalopy." "OH MY GOD, LORENZO IS HAVING A SEIZURE!" shouted Mary. Sure enough, Lorenzo was on the ground, having some kind of attack. "QUICK, SOMEBODY CALL AND AMBULANCE!" shouted Don. Lorenzo then stopped twitching, and was now unconscious. Chet then bent down to his brother. "He's breathing, but only just" said Chet. "I can barely feel a pulse."
1 minute later
The paramedics eventually arrived, and Lorenzo was then taken to the hospital. Officer Chambers then inspected the pan, that Lorenzo's pie was in. "Wait a minute" he said. "I can't say for sure, because it hasn't been investigated in a lab, but i'm detecting traces of poison in this pie." Everyone was shocked at what they heard. Normally when one of his friends got hospitalized, Junior would start crying. But this time, he thought he knew what was going on. He then ran up to Chris, and pinned him up against a wall. "I DEMAND A STRAIGHT ANSWER FROM YOU! yelled Junior. "DID YOU POISON LORENZO'S PIE, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SABOTAGE HIM!?" "No, I swear it wasn't me" replied Chris, struggling to breath. Junior then let go of Chris. "If I find out you are lying, I won't be the only one with a slash on their face" said Junior. Sensing that things were getting violent, Don decided to end the episode at that moment.
Point standings
First place: Noah, 506 points 1 win
Second place: Leonard, 504 points
Third place: Emma, 497 points, 1 win
Fourth place: Ryan, 486 points, 1 win
Fifth place: Chet, 473 points
Sixth place: Owen 454 points
Seventh place: Kelly, 446 points
Eighth place: Lorenzo, 445 points
Ninth place: Kitty, 441 points
Tenth place: Tammy, 437 points
Eleventh place: Sanders, 436 points
Twelfth place: Crimson, 431 points
Thirteenth place: Taylor, 428 points
Fourteenth place: Harold, 415 points, 10 wins
Fifteenth place: Ennui, 414 points
Sixteenth place: Geoff, 392 points
Seventeenth place: Laurie, 391 points, 1 win
Eighteenth place: Jen, 368 points
Nineteenth place: Junior, 364 points, 2 wins
Twentieth place: Stephanie, 347 points
Twenty first place: Jacques, 329 points, 1 win
Twenty second place: Jay, 316 points
Twenty third place: MacArthur, 315 points
Twenty fourth place: Mary, 303 points
Twenty fifth place: Miles, 295 points
Twenty sixth place: Pete, 262 points
Twenty seventh place: Rock, 256 points
Twenty eighth place: Brody, 247 points, 2 wins
Twenty ninth place: Spud, 201 points
Thirtieth place: Ellody, 177 points
Thirty first place: Leshawna, 171 points
Thirty second place: Tom, 168 points
Thirty third place: Gerry, 153 points
Thirty fourth place: Mickey, 139 points
Thirty fifth place: Carrie, 138 points
Thirty sixth place: Izzy, 129 points
Thirty seventh place: Devin, 114 points
Thirty eighth place: Josee, 99 points
Thirty ninth place: Dwayne, 99 points
Fortieth place: Chris, 45 points
Forty first place, Lindsay, 18 points
Authors note: I would like to point out, that Crimson and Ennui's sex scene, was not filmed. I did just realize something though, this is the first time I wrote a sex scene on this site.
A lot of the times when people get food poisoning, it's not actual poison, the food just doesn't agree with their body. But in this case, this is literal poison, and it's unknown wether or not Lorenzo is going to make it.
The reason why Junior was quick to accuse Chris, is because Chris has, in no way, a clean record. With him being the main antagonist of the canon franchise, and how he literally just tried to sabotage Harold, it makes sense that he would be the first person that people would accuse, when something bad happens.
As always, if you have an idea for a challenge in an upcoming state or a prize for a future challenge winner, feel free to let me know in a review.
Thank you for reading and please have a great day.