The episode starts with Don narrating. "Last time on the race around the states, Lorenzo was back in action, and claimed that a rattlesnake might kill him, but he's not a zoologist." "Harold went and proved that he could do magic, just like Leonard and Tammy." "The tennis rivals proved that they will never shut up about beer." "Izzy proved that she knew how to scale the mountain, and managed to nab the victory, then she and her husband proved that they had a weird way of celebrating." "What else have these people got to prove?" "We could find out on this episode of, the race around the states."

Intro consists of a shorter version of the final countdown.

As everyone else was in self defense class with Officer Chambers, Junior and Sanders, were walking around, admiring the countryside. "Sometimes it's just nice to enjoy the simple things in life" said Sanders. "Yeah, even if it is painful to look at" replied Junior as his eyes were getting drowsy from his concussion. "Huh, look at that, it's an abandoned tool shed" said Sanders. "Wonder what's in it" said Junior. The two walked into the shed, and saw that despite the shed being abandoned, most of the wood was intact. The two then sat down and began holding hands. "I'm glad I signed up for this show, otherwise we would have never met" said Sanders. "Going into this show I never thought i'd get a girlfriend" said Junior. Sanders could feel a strong feeling, pumping in her heart, telling her what she had to do at that exact moment. She grabbed the back of Junior's head, leaned forward, and kissed him on the lips. Junior quickly closed his eyes, and returned the kiss. The two of them were soon on the ground, with Sanders on top of Junior. The kissing began to get more intense, as the two were kissing longer than they usually did. They then finished with the lips, and now their tongues were touching each other. The two of them were enjoying every second of this, and continued to do this for another 20 minutes. They eventually stopped, when they heard the door open, and saw Izzy standing there with a smile on her face. "Oh hell yes, you two definitely need to join me and Harold in an orgy" said Harold. "IZZY, WHAT THE HELL!?" shouted Sanders.

(Confession cam- Okay, that is just screwed up)

Sanders- "Even if we wanted to, which we obviously don't, there is no way Harold would allow it."

Junior- "That was actually the longest amount of time that me and Kendra made out for." "Now I know Izzy's heart was in the right place, but as this point everyone should realize, that the two of us aren't having sex any time soon."

**End confessional**

(Room 15- the cadets)

"It should be well known at this point, that I am not sexually attracted to somebody five years younger than me" said Sanders. "To be fair, you are in a relationship with somebody five years younger than you" said MacArthur. "Yeah, a relationship is about it, we are nothing more than boyfriend and girlfriend" said Sanders.

(Room 3- father and son)

"Junior, you have a hickey on your left cheek" said Dwayne. "Dad, i'm tired, I don't want to talk about the weird incident that just happened, I just wanna go to bed" said Junior as he got under his covers.

(Room 7- the goths)

The goths were standing with their makeup washed off, naked, and in the shower. They had been having sex for the past three hours, and they only stopped because they ran out of hot water. After re applying their make up, they got into Crimson's bed, and the two of them fell asleep with Ennui's hand on Crimson's vagina, and Crimson's hand on Ennui's penis.

Everyone got on the bus next morning as per usual, and they stopped in front of some kind of workshop. "We are now in the state of Idaho, the state famous for it's infamous amount of potatoes" said Don. "For the first part of the challenge, you will all have one hour inside of that workshop, to make a potato launcher." "Then for the second part, you will each launch a potato across and open field, and the one who launches one the farthest will be the winner."

As they were all in the workshop, Jay was asking Spud an interesting question. "What exactly gave you the idea to nickname yourself after a potato?" "My nickname didn't come from a potato, it came from the name of a monkey that was in a zoo" said Spud. "The zookeeper actually let me and the monkey have a picture together." "My real name is actually Waynn."

(Confession cam- There's a monkey in the crowd drinking beer)

MacArthur- "Monkeys seem cute at first, and then they throw their poop at you."

Jen- "I learned this from my own personal experience." "Do not peel a banana, in front of a monkey cage."

**End confessional**

"Okay, guns are locked and loaded, and we'll be going in order from last place in points to first" said Don. "Dwayne, how bad did you build your launcher?" it went a total of about 5 inches." "Josse's is only slightly better being 11 ft and 5 inches." "HOLY CRAP, CHRIS SHOT HIS OUT OF THE PARK WITH A WHOPPING 556 FT AND 1 INCH!" "And now we're back to short distances, as Carrie was only able gets hers 4 ft and 9 inches." "Gerry only does slightly better with 7 ft and 8 inches." "Tom seems to be the one who's kicking it up slightly, with 20 ft and 6 inches." "Ellody takes over Tom's second place spot, with 29 ft and 2 inches." "Oh my God, Izzy just took over the lead, sending her potato a whopping 649 ft and 4 inches." "Spud obviously isn't as successful, but still manages to get it a solid 34 ft." "Rock does it slightly better than his partner, 37 ft and 11 inches." "Pete slightly improves over rock, 38 ft and 9 inches." "Miles manages to do slightly better than Pete, 39 feet and seven inches." "Jacques is definitely a step ahead of Miles, 57 ft and 1 inch." "MacArthur's wasn't all that great, 15 ft and 7 inches." "Mary actually did quite well, 48 ft and 9 inches." "Stephanie is a decent bit behind that, 30 ft and 11 inches." "Junior does really good on his, 57 ft and 3 inches." "Holy crap, Jay just jumped up to the top of the board, 649 ft and 11 inches." "Jen's wasn't too bad, 53 ft and 5 inches." "Geoff did a really good job, 68 ft and 4 inches." "Lorenzo was just awful, 9 ft and 1 inch." "Laurie is a massive improvement, 77 ft and 4 inches." "Ennui was just amazing, 180 ft and 9 inches." "Tammy is just behind him, with 180 ft and 3 inches." "Taylor does even better than that, 274 ft and 11 inches." "Sanders was really underwhelming, 33 ft and 9 inches." "Crimson was okay, 47 ft and 8 inches." "Owen was really bad, 20 ft and 1 inch." "Kelly was really impressive, 471 feet." "Kitty wasn't too bad, 46 feet." "Harold was a disappointment, 22 ft and 11 inches." "Leonard was even more of a disappointment, only 5 ft and 2 inches." "Noah was pretty good, 77 ft and 6 inches." "Chet was amazing, 373 ft and five inches." "And Emma is a slight disappointment, getting it only 31 inches." "Well, by a margin of only 7 inches, Jay has now gotten his second win of the season."

(Confession cam- Now i'm hungry for some potato salad)

Jay- "Oh my God, I can't believe I am actually sitting as the first wild card." "I might actually have a shot at winning this."

Laurie- "Oh dear, with Jay winning, this means i'm no longer in the wild card spot." "Maybe I could get lucky and Stephanie could finish 24 spots ahead of Junior, but that's a pretty big maybe." "I think what I need is another win."

Taylor- "Hell yeah, that's how you get it done, i'm back in the top 10."

Tammy- "I'm back in the chase, my spell worked."

Owen- "Oh crap, i've just fallen to 11 points out of the top 10." "I'm gonna have to start taking more chances."

Crimson- "I'm not worried in the slightest, 2 points isn't that large of a gap."

**End confessional**

The podium ceremony was now happening. Chris was on the third place pedestal, Izzy was on the second place pedestal, and Jay was on the winner's pedestal. Hazel was sitting on Jay's shoulder, and Chris who was standing right next to Jay, braced himself in case he got dumped on again. "Jay, you're going to partying hard in the near future, as you just won yourself a karaoke machine" said Don. "Hey guys, it's good to be back" said a voice. Everyone turned to see that the voice was coming from Brody. "Brody, buddy, it's so good to see you again" said Geoff. "It's great to see you to, and i'm pleased to say that I have made a full recovery" said Brody. MacArthur then walked up to him. "So, you wanna start going out and see what happens?" she asked. "Heck yes" said Brody. As Brody was now cleared to compete again, this meant that Izzy was no longer needed as a substitute. She then went up to Harold. "Well sweetheart, it's been fun" said Izzy. "I'm gonna miss you Izzy" said Harold. "Alright, do me a favor, and win this whole thing" said Izzy. "Baby, you know I will" said Harold. "The two of them kissed for about 10 seconds, before Izzy disappeared in a cloud of purple smoke. "I will never understand how she does that" said Don. "Well, that's a wrap, until the next episode, bye."

Point standings

First place: Emma, 634 points 1 win

Second place: Chet, 625 points

Third place: Ryan, 618 points, 1 win

Fourth place: Noah, 606 points, 1 win

Fifth place: Leonard, 573 points

Sixth place: Kelly, 566 points, 1 win

Seventh place: Kitty, 556 points

Eighth place: Harold, 555 points, 11 wins

Ninth place: Taylor, 548 points

Tenth place: Tammy, 545 points

Eleventh place: Crimson, 543 points

Twelfth place: Sanders, 535 points

Thirteenth place: Owen, 534 points

Fourteenth place: Ennui, 515 points

Fifteenth place: Laurie, 509 points, 1 win

Sixteenth place: Geoff, 488 points

Seventeenth place: Jen, 482 points

Eighteenth place: Lorenzo, 474 points

Nineteenth place: Jay, 464 points, 2 wins

Twentieth place: Junior, 450 points, 2 wins

Twenty first place: Stephanie, 427 points

Twenty second place: Mary, 414 points

Twenty third place: MacArthur, 398 points

Twenty fourth place: Jacques, 382 points, 1 win

Twenty fifth place: Miles, 377 points

Twenty sixth place: Pete, 334 points

Twenty seventh place: Rock, 320 points

Twenty eighth place: Spud, 277 points

Twenty ninth place: Izzy, 272 points, 1 win

Thirtieth place: Brody, 247 points, 2 wins

Thirty first place: Ellody, 217 points

Thirty second place: Tom, 203 points

Thirty third place: Gerry, 181 points

Thirty fourth place: Chris, 178 points

Thirty fifth place: Leshawna, 171 points

Thirty sixth place: Carrie, 161 points

Thirty seventh place: Mickey, 139 points

Thirty eighth place: Josee, 132 points

Thirty ninth place: Dwayne, 116 points

Fortieth place: Devin, 114 points

Forty first place, Dawn, 81 points

Forty second place, Lindsay, 18 points

Authors note: Let me make this clear, potato launchers can be extremely dangerous if not used properly, and should probably not be handled by children under the age of 12, unless they have adult supervision.

I will also point out that yes, monkeys will toss their own excretions at you, if they feel that they are threatened.

As you can see Brody finally hooked up with MacArthur, sort of. Their taking it slow, and seeing where it goes from there.

As always, if you have an idea for a challenge in an upcoming state or a prize for a future challenge winner, feel free to let me know in a review.

Thank you for reading and please have a great day.