The episode starts with Don narrating. "Last time on the race around the states, oh my God, what happened last time, completely pissed me off." "We were having this go kart race in Connecticut, and it looked as though either Dwayne or Junior was going to get the win, until Chris fucked everything up." "Unfortunately for everyone watching, he ended up getting the win, proving that sometimes, it's the asshole that comes out on top." "Given the number of times he has tried to murder people on international tv, I hope he doesn't come anywhere close to making the chase." "Now start the episode already, the sooner we start, the sooner I can see him get his asked kicked."

Intro consists of a shorter version of the final countdown.

The self defense class with Officer Chambers, was not pretty. Dwayne and Chris were constantly going after each other, even when they weren't paired up with each other. Both of them were still incredibly pissed off over the challenge that just took place. Jay had actually snuck out while nobody was looking, he was obviously plotting something.

(Confession cam- Oh dear, here comes trouble)

Jay- "If Chris is going to play dirty, then he is also going to get dirty." "He is going to wish, that he never signed up for this."

**End confessional**

(Room 17- the rockers)

Rock and Spud were watching the Thomas and friends episode, Thomas the jet engine. "Okay, i'm going to have to call bull crap on this runaway" said Spud. "With How bad the LBSC E2's real arrangement is, Thomas should should have crashed by now." "There is just no way he can take tight turns, without derailing." "Screw the wheel arrangement, i'm more concerned about the fact that a steam locomotive, is going over 700 mph" said Rock. They then heard someone scream. "OH GOD, DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL AND DISGUSTING THIS IS!?"

(Roon 8- Jay and Chris)

Everyone had heard the screaming, and came in to see what the problem was. It turns out, that Hazel had just pooped, on Chris's left eye. "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, THERE IS BIRD SHIT IN MY EYE!" shouted Chris. "Now you'll think twice before you start driving like an absolute dick" said Jay.

(Confession cam- This is the real world, not Mario kart)

Jay- "One reason most people don't want owls as pets, is because of how messy they can be." "But me, I can actually use that to my advantage."

Junior- "I would be laughing my ass off, but my actions are limited, in my current condition."

Owen- "Most of the people in this world, are probably grateful, that I can't fly."

**End confessional**

As everyone else was asleep at the hotel, the goths were going for a late night stroll in a forest. "I know it sounds weird, but seeing Jay looking so happy with Hazel sitting on his shoulder, makes me depressed" said Ennui emotionlessly. "I'm a little envious as well, the fact that he can be with his pet, and we can't be with ours" replied Crimson in the same tone. Then all of a sudden, they heard very feint wheezing. The next thing that they saw, absolutely confused them. Ezekiel was limping towards them, wearing a dirty hospital gown. Except he wasn't in his feral form, his skin was even whiter than the goths, and his hair was waist length. "Oh my God, I finally found somebody, i'm saved" he said. "Wait a minute, I thought you were being possessed by the devil" said Crimson. "Oh God, I really don't want to explain the details" said Ezekiel. "Just get me some medical help, and do not look underneath the plastic boulder." "You mean the fake rock that's right at the entrance to this forest?" asked Ennui. "Do not look, if you value your sanity" said Ezekiel.

Another thing that greatly confused the goths, was why Ezekiel no longer had a Canadian accent. Knowing that he wasn't going to be giving answers, they had to look for themselves. At the entrance of the forest, was a realistic looking fake boulder, made out of plastic. At certain angles under the moonlight, you could tell that it was fake. The goths then proceeded to make, what was probably the dumbest decision in their lives, they moved the boulder to reveal a set of stairs.

The stairs didn't go down very far, and at the bottom, was a completely horrifying sight. All around them, were nothing but dead corpuses. Several of those corpuses had several chunks torn out of them, and were permanently stuck together, courtesy of the corpuses penises being stuck in other corpuses butts. Not only that, there were also a bunch of unborn fetuses, with the umbilical cords still attached. Some of those cords, were still attached to the mother. This sight, absolutely horrified the goths. They could not believe the disturbing images that were being shown. Thank God they were currently off camera, there was no way this could be showed to the public. There was a metal door on the other side of the room, and inside of it, was a metal bed, with several torn wires on the ground beside it. There were also several documents, with twisted and fucked up experiments written on them. One of them was an experiment that involved cloning Ezekiel. They now realized that the Ezekiel from episode 1 of word tour onwards, was a fake. It was actually an illegally developed clone, that thought he was the real Ezekiel.

Crimson and Ennui freaked out, and immediately called the police. The rest of the contestants were soon woken up, when they heard the sound of police sirens. When everyone went outside to see what was happening, the goths explained the situation. Several police offers along with members of the EPA were sent downstairs to investigate the scene, and they were absolutely horrified. About ten minutes later, a member that was wearing a haz mat suit, came out holding something incredibly mortifying. It was a red flag, with the Nazi symbol.

During this process, one of the police officers wanted to have a word with the goths. "Oh dear, this is a rather horrifying situation" he said. "It seems as though whoever was behind this, kidnapped Ezekiel, and did unforgivable things to him, in order to make a clone." "He's been lost in that forest for multiple years, and it drove him to the point of insanity." "With how much trauma he is going through, he had to be moved to a mental hospital." "Before we took him away, he expressed how thankful he was to you for saving him." "The only bright side to all of this, is that people are going to look at you two as heroes." "I'm really sorry that you two had to witness what was down there." "The armed forces are doing the best they can to find out who is responsible." "If you can gather any more information, please don't hesitate to call us."

On the bus ride to the next state, nobody had anything to say. A lot of crazy things had happened since the show started, but this took the cake. The goths were thinking about the incident. In terms of the accent change, they just chalked it up to the fact that as people get older, their voice can sometimes change. As for the clone, how the hell were they going to prove that it was being possessed by the devil? How were they going to go about explaining the complicated prophecy to Junior? Assuming they were able to prove the innocence of the clone, what would happen to him afterwards? It would be a major shock to him when he found out he wasn't the real deal. What would he do with his life afterwards?

When they got off the bus, they were in an area with a lot of snow. Nobody was paying attention to Chris during the bus ride, with how concentrated they were on the events that just took place. When they saw Chris, they noticed that his eye was severely swollen, and covered with an eye patch. Don then spoke to Jay. "You have no idea how thankful I am." "I would have attacked him myself, but I doubt the producers would think too highly of me if I were to attack a contestant." "I'm definitely going to pet Hazel the next time I see her." "It's getting cold out here, we should all probably get indoors."

Everyone was soon indoors, and Don was now explaining the challenge to everyone. "We are in Minnesota, and this state is famous, for having a lot of snow." "This challenge is going to be tough, it's going to be an uphill snowmobile race." "It's a five mile climb up to the finish line, and the first one up there, will be the challenge winner."

It wasn't long before everyone was wearing their winter gear, along with closed face helmets. The race soon began, and there was a lot of position swapping throughout the field. With how slippery the surface was, and how tight the corners were, several contestants were having a hard time keeping control, there was slipping and sliding everywhere.

As they were coming up towards the top of the hill, one contestant that had a lot of momentum, was Josee. She managed to grab the lead around the final turn, and got her second win of the season. Leonard finished close behind her in second, Laurie third, Sanders fourth, Chet fifth, Kelly sixth, Emma seventh, Harold eighth, Ryan ninth, Lorenzo tenth, Taylor eleventh, Kitty twelfth, Ennui thirteenth, Crimson fourteenth, Jay fifteenth, Tammy sixteenth, Geoff seventeenth, Junior eighteenth, Jen nineteenth, MacArthur twentieth, Stephanie twenty first, Mary twenty second, Brody twenty third, Miles twenty fourth, Jacques twenty fifth, Owen twenty sixth, Ellody twenty seventh, Spud twenty eighth, Rock twenty ninth, Chris thirtieth, Tom thirty first, Pete thirty second, Gerry thirty third, Dwayne thirty fourth, Carrie thirty fifth, and Noah thirty sixth.

(Confession cam- It's freezing out here)

Josee- "As much as I want to celebrate my victory, i'm still a little bit shaken up over what happened last night."

Chris- "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" "MY FAME IS GONE, MY FORTUNE IS GONE, I LOST MY SHOT AT WINNING, AND I JUST GOT SHAT ON BY AN OWL!" "ALL BECAUSE A NERDY DORK WITH GLASSES, IS SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS DICK!"

Pete- "I may be out of the running, but once this show is over, Budweiser sales are going to go through the roof."

Rock- "Dang, I thought me and Spud were going to go much farther than this." "Well, we tried hard, and we are still best friends."

Sanders- "Okay, i've put myself back in the chase, but only by 6 points." "I'm going to have to start working harder."

Harold- "Sweet, i'm back inside the top 10, but only by a measly 2 points." "I'm going to have to improve my mad skills from this point onward, I need those bonus points."

Owen- "Oh crap, 2 points outside the chase, with Harold being the one in front of me." "Oh God, this is going to be a repeat of TDA."

Noah- "While i'm still in the chase thanks to my two wins putting me in the wild card spot, if I can get back into the top 10, those 6 bonus points could help me a ton." "Not to mention we are all in danger, if Harold goes into the chase with an entire challenge worth of points." "This last place finish is really putting a dent in things."

**End confessional**

The podium ceremony was now happening. Laurie was standing on the third place pedestal, Leonard was on the second place pedestal, and Josee was on the winners pedestal. "First ice dancing, now a snowmobile race, it seems at though your specialty is winter related activities" said Don. "You have just won yourself a boat, complete with oars and a life jacket." Josee then stepped off the podium, and walked over to Jay. "I'm freezing right now, I need you to help me keep warm" said Josee. Jay was more than happy to give Josee a hug. They also kissed for about four seconds. Hazel then showed up, and landed on Don's shoulder. "I owe you big time Hazel, you have no idea how grateful I am" said Don. He then began gently stroking her feathers. As he was doing so, he turned to face the camera. "We're getting closer and closer to the end, only five challenges left until the chase, and still nobody is locked in." "What moves are these guys going to make try and get in?" "Find out on the next episode of, the race around the states."

Point standings

First place: Ryan, 953 points, 3 wins

Second place: Chet, 895 points

Third place: Emma, 836 points, 1 win

Fourth place: Kelly, 825 points, 1 win

Fifth place: Crimson, 821 points, 1 win

Sixth place: Laurie, 818 points, 2 wins

Seventh place: Leonard, 815 points

Eighth place: Taylor, 798 points

Ninth place: Sanders, 797 points, 1 win

Tenth place: Harold, 793 points, 12 wins

Eleventh place: Owen, 791 points

Twelfth place: Noah, 775 points, 2 wins

Thirteenth place: Kitty, 775 points

Fourteenth place: Ennui, 755 points

Fifteenth place: Lorenzo, 741 points

Sixteenth place: Jay, 719 points, 2 wins

Seventeenth place: Tammy, 716 points

Eighteenth place: Geoff, 702 points

Nineteenth place: Jen, 695 points

Twentieth place: Junior, 667 points, 2 wins

Twenty first place: Stephanie, 641 points

Twenty second place: MacArthur, 622 points

Twenty third place: Mary, 602 points

Twenty fourth place: Jacques, 559 points, 1 win

Twenty fifth place: Miles, 539 points

Twenty sixth place: Brody, 514 points, 3 wins

Twenty seventh place: Rock, 476 points

Twenty eighth place: Pete, 467 points

Twenty ninth place: Chris, 439 points, 1 win

Thirtieth place: Spud, 416 points

Thirty first place: Ellody, 311 points

Thirty second place: Tom, 292 points

Thirty third place: Izzy, 272 points, 1 win

Thirty fourth place: Gerry, 267 points

Thirty fifth place: Josee, 234 points, 2 wins

Thirty sixth place: Dwayne, 222 points

Thirty seventh place: Carrie, 219 points

Thirty eighth place: Leshawna, 171 points

Thirty ninth place: Mickey, 139 points

Fortieth place: Devin, 114 points

Forty first place, Dawn, 81 points

Forty second place, Lindsay, 18 points

Authors note: The London Brighton and South coast railway E2 steam locomotives, were nothing but a waste of time, money, and recourses. Due to the long wheel configuration, they were unable to take tight turns. They couldn't hold that much coal and water, and often had to refuel. They also had really weak brakes, making it difficult to stop. The next time somebody says that Thomas is a really useful engine, you can now confidently say that that phrase is bullshit. XD

Despite the fact world war ll is over, there is still a minority of racist and sacrilegious freaks, that still agree with what Adolf Hitler's beliefs were. There were some pretty fucked up experiments that the Nazi's performed on people, many of which conducted by Josef Mengele.

As always, if you have an idea for a challenge in an upcoming state or a prize for a future challenge winner, feel free to let me know in a review.

Thank you for reading and please have a great day.