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Oh, I'm so hungry said, Lucy.
When the hell are we gonna reach land anyway? Asks Zoro.
Who knows said, Lucy.
Sailin' on the wind and the waves going where they take us said, Lucy.
Might not even ever reach the land said, Lucy.
Eeh we definitely will someday said, Lucy.
Don't you find it dumb that someone trying to be the Queen of the pirates doesn't have a single navigational skill? Asks Zoro.
Not really said, Lucy.
We'll just drift around said, Lucy.
What about you? Aren't you some famous bounty hunter who sailed the seas? Asks Lucy.
I don't have any recollection of ever calling myself a bounty hunter said Zoro.
I set out onto the open sea in search of just one man and I couldn't get back to my village by that time and had no choice but to hunt pirates for a living said Zoro.
Oh, I see so you're just lost said, Lucy.
He snaps at her.
Oh no not my Shanks hat said, Lucy.
Flashback start
The red-haired pirates are a bar.
Hey, you gotta take me with you on your next adventure Shanks said a young Lucy.
I wanna be a pirate just like you said young Lucy.
He laughs.
Right as if you could ever be a pirate said, Shanks.
Why couldn't I? Asks young Lucy,
Man 1: look you might be a good swimmer and all but that doesn't mean you'd make a good pirate Lucy.
But I'm a good fighter too said young Lucy.
My punches are like pistols said young Lucy.
Are they now? Asks Shanks.
What's that supposed to mean? Asks young Lucy.
He means your too much of a kid, kid said Pirate #1.
And he's right ya know I got boys older than you said Pirate #2.
I'm not a kid, I'm a grown-up said young Lucy.
Here have some juice and calm down said, Shanks.
Wow, thanks Shanks said young Lucy.
I don't know one pirate who drinks juice said, Shanks.
Hey, you tricked me said young Lucy.
The pirates laugh.
Stop laughing said young Lucy.
That was a cheap shot said young Lucy.
Man: Excuse us.
Man: So these are what pass for pirates around these parts.
Woman: Welcome gentlemen. What can I do for you?.
Man: We're mountain bandits but we didn't come here to tear your place apart.
Man: All we want is some Sake.
Man: I'd say 10 barrels should do.
Woman: I'm sorry but actually we're fresh out of sake right now.
Man: hmm interesting.
Man: these other pirates seem to still be drinking.
Man: Is that water in their glasses?
Woman: no that just happens to be the last of what I have stocked up.
My apologies gentlemen said, Shanks.
Looks like me and my friends drank the whole place dry said, Shanks.
But you can have this if you want, it hasn't even been opened yet said, Shanks.
Go ahead said, Shanks.
Man: I'm a wanted man. There's an 8 million beri bounty on my head. One bottle is enough for a nightcap so don't insult me.
Great, just great now the floor is wet said Shanks.
Sorry about that Makino said, Shanks.
Got a rag I can clean this up with? Asks Shanks.
Oh don't worry about it, I'll take care of it said, Makino.
Man: Since you like to clean things so much maybe you'll find this mess more fulfilling.
Man: a place with no sake is a place not worth our time.
Man: Let's get outta here.
Captain, are you ok? Asks Makino.
Are you hurt? Asks Makino.
Not a problem in the world Makino said, Shanks.
Why are you all laughing? What's so funny? shouts young Lucy.
You should have fought back, Shanks shouts young Lucy.
It doesn't matter how they look or how many of them there are, just laugh it off, you're not a man or a pirate said young Lucy.
Look, Lucy, I know how you feel but the guy just spilled some booze on me, it's not worth getting bent out of shape said, Shanks.
Whatever said young Lucy.
Then Lucy notices a weird fruit in a box.
Huh, you shouldn't eat out of frustration Lucy said, Shanks.
Shut up said young Lucy.
Wait, what are you eating? Asks Shanks.
No, you didn't said Shanks.
Don't tell me you eat the fruit inside that box said, Shanks.
Spit it out right now every single bit said, Shanks.
What are you doing? Why are you shaking me? Asks young Lucy.
What's going on? Asks young Lucy.
Lucy, you just ate the gum-gum fruit part of a group called the devil fruits, eating any of them takes away your ability to swim for the rest of your life but the one you ate also turns your body to rubber said, Shanks.
No way it can't said young Lucy.
You dumbass said, Shanks.
Scene change.
Time skip
Bandit: What's this we're drinking and having a nice time until you showed up.
You apologize, no one messes with Shank's crew said young Lucy.
Bandit: I don't think I said anything to offend you directly.
You think wrong said young Lucy.
Now apologize said young Lucy.
Bandit: you should watch your flapping gums girl. No one has ever made me mad and has lived to tell the horrifying and painful tale.
Man: what hold on. Let the girl go, I beg you. I don't know what she's done and I certainly don't intend to fight you over it. If you accept i'll even pay you to stop this, just spare the poor girl's life please you don't whose child is it that you're threatening
Mayor said, Lucy.
Bandit: while the oldest generation may know the way of the world better than us all, I'm sorry this rotten girl's already made angry. Nothing can save her now.
You're the rotten ones around said young Lucy.
Bandit: you're a lost cause which you can regret in the next life.
No said, Makino.
Please said, Mayor.
I was wondering why the bar was empty on such a fine day said, Shanks.
So it's the mountain bandits again said, Shanks.
Captain Shanks said, Makino.
Shanks said young lucy.
Bandit: pirates. Just now showing your heads. Have you been spending all this time scrubbing the village?
Lucy, didn't you say earlier your punches are stronger than pistols? Asks Shanks.
Shut your mouth said young Lucy.
Bandit: listen I don't know what you think you're doing here but might wanna leave
Bandit: you wouldn't want something bad to happen and I am just the man to deliver this message.
Bandit #2: i'll blow your head off if I have to, but that's up to you my friend.
Would you risk your life? Asks Shanks.
Bandit #2: huh?
Now that you have drawn your pistol, are you willing to use it? Asks Shanks.
bandit#2: what the hell are you talking about?.
I'm saying guns aren't for threats, there are actions, said Shanks.
Then a gun fires and the bandit falls over dead.
Bandit #3: you, you're a dead man.
Bandit #4: These guys fight dirty.
Pirate #1: dirty?
Pirate #2: Who did you think you were dealing with? We never claimed to be saints or anything.
You fellas are staring down a crew of pirates said, Shanks.
bandit# 5: shut up. We just want the girl, not you.
Listen up Bandits whether I'm sprayed with alcohol or doused with food, hell even if I'm spit on most of the time i'll laugh it off but if you hurt a friend of mine you'll pay for it regardless of what they do to you said, Shanks.
The bandit leader laughs.
So we're gonna pay? Said the leader.
Lousy pirates said the leader.
Kill em all men ordered the leader.
Pirate #2: I'll take care of this. Shouldn't be a big deal.
Shouldn't get too cocky said, Shanks.
If you were really wanted to fight us, it looks like a battle to something bigger would have been more useful said Shanks.
Wow said young Lucy.
Hold on please it was the girl who attacked us said the leader.
I thought you were a wanted man said, Shanks.
He uses a smoke bomb.
A smoke screen said, Shanks.
Lucy? Said Shanks.
Oh no, I let that guy take her said, Shanks.
What are we gonna do? Asks Shanks.
Pirate #3: boss calm down, quit freaking out.
Pirate #3: We'll find her in no time.
Scene change
Looks like a made a clean getaway said the bandit.
They'd never think to look for a mountain bandit escaping out in the ocean said the bandit.
Let me go you dumbass idiot said young Lucy.
I really hope you die said young Lucy.
Yes I know that's what you want but you're the one who'll be dying today said the bandit.
Remember what I said about making me angry? Said the bandit.
He tosses her into the ocean.
The bandit is then eaten by a Sea King.
The Sea King noticed Lucy and went for her but she was saved by Shanks.
Shanks said young Lucy.
Get lost said, Shanks.
I'm in your debt Lucy, Makino told me everything about how you should be up for us said, Shanks.
How you were willing to fight and put yourself on the line said, Shanks.
You can't cry, you a woman now said, Shanks.
But Shanks your arm, your arm said young Lucy.
Lucy, it's just an arm, I've got another one said, Shanks.
I'm just glad you're alright said, Shanks.
Scene change
So you're leaving? Said young Lucy.
Yeah, it was a nice extended vacation but I have to part ways now said, Shanks.
I'll bet you miss us right? Said Shanks.
Yeah but this time's different I won't beg you to take me with you because I'm going to become a Pirate all on my own said young Lucy.
Nah I wouldn't take you with me anyway, you'll never make it as a Pirate said, Shanks.
No, I will make it as a Pirate said young Lucy.
Someday I'm gonna gather a crew even better than yours and I'm gonna find the greatest treasure in the world and then I'll be Queen of the pirates. I'll show you said young Lucy.
You think you'll surpass? Asks Shanks.
In that case, I'll leave this hat to you said, Shanks.
It means more to me than anything in the world so you better take good care of it you hear men said, Shanks.
Voiceover(Shanks): I want you to bring this hat back to me someday in good condition and the only once you've become a great Pirate. That's our promise Lucy said Shanks.
End flashback
Lucy, hey you're gonna drop that again said Zoro.
I thought it was important said Zoro.
It is thanks said, Lucy.
Ugh, I am so hungry, it's killing me said Zoro.
Lucy looks up.
Hey look, a bird said Zoro.
I know, let's eat it said, Lucy.
Huh? How do we catch it? Asks Zoro.
Leave that to me said, Lucy.
Gum-gum Rocket said, Lucy.
Is she dense? Asks Zoro.
Lucy's head gets caught in the bird's beak.
Aah, help me, screams Lucy.
You moron, what the hell's going on now? Said Zoro.
Hey, you stop man overboard, man overboard said a man.
I can't believe I find shipwreckers in a time like this said Zoro.
I can't stop, you're just gonna have to jump in, yell Zoro.
Hey, you made it on board said Zoro.
Men: Are you trying to kill us?
Man #1: Stop the boat now.
Man #: The three of us are members of Buggy the clown's pirate crew.
Pirate #1: this boat is ours now,
Huh? Said Zoro.
Pirate #1: I'm sorry we had no idea you were the famous pirate hunter Zoro.
Pirates: please forgive us.
Thanks to you three idiots I lost sight of my friend so just keep paddling said Zoro.
Pirates: yes sir.
Knowing Lucy she'll probably pull off something when she spots land said Zoro.
Then Zoro hears one of the pirates say the name Buggy again.
Who is this Buggy guy? Asks Zoro.
Pirate: you've never heard of Buggy the clown?
Nope said Zoro.
Pirate #1: He's the ruthless captain of our pirate ship. And he's eaten one of the devil fruit above everything else. He is one truly terrifying man.
Meanwhile, Lucy is still in the bird's mouth when she is hit with something and falls out of the sky.
A girl fell from the sky said a man.
Damn it, why were their cannonballs flying at me? Asks Lucy.
Man, what just happened to me was awesome said, Lucy.
Damn, I'm so hungry said, Lucy.
Oh hey, boss, thanks for coming to save me said the red-haired girl.
Huh? Said Lucy.
Who are you? Asks Lucy.
They're all ours now, boss have fun said the red-haired girl.
Do you guys know of anywhere good to eat around here? Asks Lucy.
Bald pirate: Food's the least of your worries
She punches the bald one in the face.
You better keep your hands off my hat said, Lucy.
Pirates: you bitch.
Gum-Gum pistols said, Lucy.
Wow said the red-haired girl.
You're really strong said the red-haired girl.
Even though both of them had sabers you beat them barehanded, said the red-haired girl.
Hey, you're the girl who set me up said, Lucy.
Who are you? Asks Lucy.
I'm a talented thief who steals strictly from pirates, the name Nami said Nami.
Hey wanna team up with me? Asks Nami.
Um, no thanks I think I'll pass said, Lucy.
Hold on said Nami.
At least think about it first said Nami.
I remember now, I'm so hungry said, Lucy.
Well come with me and I'll give you something to eat said Nami.
Are you serious? Asks Lucy.
Scene change
Yum said, Lucy.
So do you live in this big house all by yourself? Asks Lucy.
This isn't my house, I'm just staying here for the time being said Nami.
Everyone left this town because of Captain Buggy said Nami.
So you're just a petty thief said, Lucy.
How rude! I only steal from people who deserve it. Pirates said Nami.
So don't compare me to some scumbag petty thief said Nami.
Thief is a thief as far as I'm concerned said, Lucy.
My goal is to earn a hundred million berries no matter how hard it is or how long it takes said Nami.
What do you need so much money for? Asks Lucy.
It's a secret said Nami.
But with this chart of the grand line, a hundred million is now a definite possibility said Nami.
The chart? So you must be a navigator said, Lucy.
I'm the most skilled navigator you're ever likely to meet said Nami.
Oh wow, this is perfect said, Lucy.
Then how about you join my crew, I've been looking to recruit a navigator said, Lucy.
Really? Said Nami.
Sure you can be our newest crew member said, Lucy.
No said Nami.
I suppose this means you're a pirate said Nami.
Yeah, I made a solemn promise. I promised the guy who gave me this hat that I'd form a crew and become the greatest pirate ever said, Lucy.
There's nothing in this world that I despise more than pirates said Nami.
I only like money and tangerines said Nami.
Come on, be our navigator said, Lucy.
I said no says Nami.
Your loss said, Lucy.
I guess I might consider joining you but only if you'll agree to certain conditions said Nami,
Really? I'll do anything said, Lucy.
Well, I want you to come with me to pay a little visit to Buggy the pirate but first said Nami.
Why did you have to tie me up? Asks Lucy.
The rope's just for appearances said Nami.
Okay then, I've been looking forward to meeting some other pirates, let's go said, Lucy.
Just hold your horses said Nami.
What's the big rush? Asks Nami.
Scene change
What?! Are you telling me the thief got away? Said, Buggy.
Pirates: please forgive us, Captain Buggy.
I've never seen a more pathetic group than you three said, Buggy.
Time to die said, Buggy.
Pirate #1: Captain Buggy I have news.
What is it? Asks Buggy.
Pirate #1: the girl who stole our chart is back and with a prisoner.
What?! Said, Buggy.
I've captured the thief Captain Buggy the clown and here's your chart back said Nami.
Not that I don't apperritcare it but why the change of heart? Asks Buggy.
I had another fight with my boss and I just can't take it anymore said Nami.
So I thought I'd see if I could join your crew said Nami.
Then Buggy laughs.
You're fed up huh? I must admit you are an amusing woman, I like you of course you can join my crew said, Buggy.
Scene change
Hey guys, why am I in a cage? Asks Lucy.
It's a great day to be a pirate said Buggy.
Girl, what do you call yourself? Asks Buggy.
I'm Nami said Nami.
Then let's have a party for our new friend Nami said, Buggy.
Scene change
What's wrong we're throwing this party in your honor, so eat up said, Buggy.
Thanks for the party Captain Buggy said Nami.
Now listen up said, Buggy.
Men, it's time to prepare the Buggy ball said, Buggy.
They bring out a cannon and load it.
Pirate: All set Captain.
What are you doing that thing? Asks Nami.
Just observe the awesome might of the Buggy ball said, Buggy.
Light it said, Buggy.
Scene change
That was one heck of an expulsion said Zoro.
Pirate: it looked like it was one of the Captain's beloved Buggy balls.
Buggy balls? Said Zoro.
Scene change
That was flashy. With these Buggy balls and my Devil Fruit powers, I should have no problem conquering the grand line, right Nami? said Buggy.
Right! Yes of course said Nami.
Huh? But it's my destiny to conquer the Grand Line said, Lucy.
Then I'm gonna become Queen of the Pirates said, Lucy.
Shut up idiot said Nami.
I can see why you're sick of her, Nami said to Buggy.
Yeah I know, she never takes anything seriously said Nami.
Thinks that life's a big game said Nami.
She acts like a little kid said Nami.
I see then how about I give you a Buggy ball to blow away your old boss said, Buggy.
Huh? Said Nami.
It'll be a great opportunity for you to prove your loyalty to me your new Captain said, Buggy.
Men said Buggy.
That's alright captain we don't have to finish her off quite yet said Nami.
Let's get back to the welcoming party and just have more fun said Nami.
This is my idea of having more fun said, Buggy.
Now Nami light the fuse said, Buggy.
Hey, you're not wimping out on me, are you? Said, Buggy.
What's the matter? Your hands are shaking said, Lucy.
That's what happens when you take on pirates with half-ass resolve said, Lucy.
Resolve? To do what? Asks Nami.
To kill someone like it's nothing? Is that a pirate's resolve? Asks Nami.
No, you gotta be willing to risk your own life said, Lucy.
Pirate: Here new kid, quit being such a tease and let shoe ya how to light the cannon.
Nami hits him over the head with a pole.
My mistake, sorry said Nami.
Nami what's the meaning of this outrage? Asks Buggy.
I'm sorry said Nami.
What's wrong? Just shoot her already said, Buggy.
So now you've decided to save me? Asks Lucy.
Don't be so stupid said Nami.
I'm not doing this for you, you dummy, I just don't want to lower myself to the level of these inhuman pirates said Nami.
Ok, thanks anyway said Lucy.
Pirates took the life of a person very dear to me, i'll never be one of them said Nami.
Oh, I see said, Lucy.
Aah Nami the fuse said, Lucy.
So you think pirates are just inhuman filth, right? Get her men said, Buggy.
Not good said, Lucy.
Nami puts out the fuse with her bare hands.
Whoa said, Lucy.
Behind you said Lucy.
Now isn't it wrong to gang up on girls? Asks Zoro.
Zoro said to Lucy.
You hurt? Asks Zoro.
I said are you hurt? Asks Zoro.
No, I'm fine actually said Nami.
Phew, what relief said Lucy.
I'm glad you gound us said, Lucy.
Now hurry up and get me outta here said, Lucy.
How do you get yourself into these situations? Asks Zoro.
First, a bird flies off with you and now I find you trapped in a cage said Zoro.
It's an interesting story actually said, Lucy.
The crew she mentioned earlier is the pirate hunter Zoro thought Nami.
What's going on here? Thought Nami.
So your Zoro if you're here for my head then you've got quite a bit of trouble before you said, Buggy.
No, not interested said Zoro.
I gave up Pirate hunting said Zoro.
I'm here for my friend said Zoro.
But I'm interested though said Buggy.
KIlling you would bolster my reputation said, Buggy.
If you try, you'll die said Zoro.
Oh, is that so? Said, Buggy.
Zoro sighs.
I tried to warm but oh well said Zoro.
That wasn't much of a fight now was it? said Zoro.
Oh wow, he's weak said, Lucy.
Way to go Zoro said, Lucy.
No way said Nami.
Then they hear Buggy's crew laughing.
Hey, why are they laughing? Asks Lucy.
Their captain is lying dead on the ground and yet they're still laughing? What's going on? Said Nami.
Fella's what do you find so damn funny? Asks Zoro.
Then he feels pain.
Zoro yells Lucy.
Buggy's still alive said Nami.
What the hell? Said Zoro.
The Chop-Chop fruit, that's the name of the Devil Fruit that's given me my powers said, Buggy.
I'm a Chop-Chop person and now I can never be defeated by the sword said, Buggy.
His limbs reattach? Said Nami.
But I always thought the Devil Fruits were just a story that Pirates told said Nami.
So he's a Chop-Chop man? That's pretty freaky said, Lucy.
I didn't hit any vital organs but that's a serious wound you have there said, Buggy.
So I'm guessing that I am the winner said, Buggy.
Oh, crap the tables have turned thought Nami.
If we don't do something quickly they're gonna kill all three of us thought Nami.
I let my guard down, stupid rookie mistake said Zoro.
Stabbing him in back was a cowardly move, you Big Nose yells Lucy.
What's that? Did you say Big Nose? Said, Buggy.
He throws his knife at her.
Lucy said Zoro.
Buggy said, Lucy.
I'm gonna kick your ass as soon as I get out of this cage said Lucy.
Buggy laughs.
You kick my ass? Said, Buggy.
You've got a lot of nerve girl said, Buggy.
No, I'm afraid all three of you are going to die here today said, Buggy.
By my own hand said, Buggy.
So if you're going to do any ass-kicking you better do it soon said, Buggy.
We're done for said Nami.
It's all over said Nami.
I refuse to die yells, Lucy.
Zoro get up yells Lucy.
What? Said Zoro.
You better have a really good plan or we're all dead said Nami.
So what are you guys gonna do? Asks Nami.
I gotcha said Zoro.
No makes sense anymore, this is why I hate pirates thought Nami.
You fool said, Buggy.
Time to die said, Buggy.
Your three sword style has no effect on me I already told you said, Buggy.
I- hey listen when I'm talking to you said, Buggy.
Zoro flips over the cannon.
Ah, now the cannon's pointed at us said, Buggy.
Light it said Zoro.
Huh? Said Nami.
Do it now said Zoro.
Right said Nami.
Wait just wait the cannon's still loaded with a Buggy Ball, I don't wanna go out like this said Buggy.
I can't believe you just did that you ungrateful little girl said, Buggy.
Wait no no no, stop said, Buggy.
Stop it now said, Buggy.
The cannon fires.