I don't own One Piece.
The captain's been gone for quite a while said Carrot.
Yeah, Lucy too said Zoro.
He probably just needs some time said, Onion.
Whenever he gets really upset like this you can count on him hanging out by the shore said, Pepper.
Boy: Captain.
Hold on I thought Lucy was supposed to be with him said Zoro.
Boys: Captain.
Hey, where's Lucy? Is she still at the shore? Asks Nami.
Wow, he was really up upset said Nami.
Why? is he still mad at the butler? Asks Nami.
Who knows said Zoro.
No that wasn't just a mad face said Carrot.
That one was different said Pepper.
It was a tragic face of sheer desperation said, Onion.
Hey, why don't you guys show the way to get down to that shore said Zoro.
This smells like an adventure to me said Carrot.
Yeah, something happened at the shore said, Pepper.
I think this calls for the Usopp Pirates said, Onion.
Enough already said Zoro.
How do we get to this place? Asks Zoro.
Usopp tries to warn the villager but they don't believe him.
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This is the place said Carrot.
Our captain always comes here to be alone and think said Carrot.
It is nice said Onion.
I don't think that straw hat girl is here said, Pepper.
Look down there said Nami.
Lucy said Zoro.
Whoa said, Onion.
Hey, it's that straw hat girl said, Pepper.
Scene change
Nami gasps.
Lucy, what did you do? How did this happen? Asks Nami.
She fell, she;s a goner said Carrot.
That's why our Captain was so upset said, Pepper.
Wait a minute said Zoro.
The lazy bum said Zoro.
Zoro taps her on the butt his sword and Lucy moves.
She pulls her head out of the ground.
Good morning guys said, Lucy.
What? Said the boys.
Boys: Pirates are going to attack the village and they're gonna kill Kaya.
Yep, that's what no question about it said, Lucy.
So what made you think it'd be a good time for a nap? Asks Zoro.
That's the thing, I don't remember going to sleep or getting down here at all said, Lucy.
This proves it Klahadore is a bad guy said Carrot.
Usopp saw right though it said, Pepper.
I bet he's on his way to warn the villagers so they'll have time to run away said Onion.
Well, that's perfect said Nami.
Those stupid pirates won't hurt anyone because the town will be abandoned by they get there said Nami.
Yeah, that's right said Carrot.
We'd better run away too if we wanna live said Carrot.
Alright, let's pack our treasure, and said, Pepper.
Boys: Run like the wind.
The boys run away.
Oh, no said Lucy.
What's up? Asks Zoro.
We need to stock on meat before the meat guy leaves said, Lucy.
Come on that's not really the issue at hand here said Zoro.
Usopp tries to warn Kaya but she doesn't believe him either.
Boys: Captain.
Hey, how's it going guys? Asks Usopp.
Boys: you're back.
Hey said, Lucy.
Wait? you're alive again? Asks Usopp.
Alive? Yeah, and I had a pretty good nap said, Lucy.
She was sleeping the whole time said, Pepper.
Captain we heard all about those pirates and their evil plan said Carrot.
We better hurry and warn the people in the village so they have time to get away said Onion.
Usopp starts laughing.
Well obviously I'm lying like usual that butler made me so mad with what he said, I thought I'd get them back and say he was a pirate said Usopp.
Oh, I get the Straw Hat girl was in on it too said Carrot.
The boys walk off.
Hey, where are you going? Asks Usopp.
Honestly, you've really disappointed me said Carrot.
Yeah said, Pepper.
Even though that butler guy is a jerk I thought you were better than lying to hurt someone and I admired you for being such a kind-hearted person said Onion.
The boys leave.
Scene change
Nami patches up Usopp's wound.
There all done said Nami.
So how come you lied to them? Asks Lucy.
Cause all I do is lie said Usopp.
There was no way anybody was gonna believe what I had to say said Usopp.
Why should they? Asks Usopp.
Because what you were telling them was the honest truth said Zoro.
They are coming and they're gonna level this whole town said Nami.
Yeah, but what i am supposed to do? Asks Usopp.
They'll think I'm lying if I try to warn them said Usopp.
Everyone in the village thinks that tomorrow's gonna be another normal day said Usopp.
They think I'm lying but that's all they need to think. I'm gonna stop those pirates at the beach tomorrow myself. This is all my fault for being such a liar. I don't care anymore if they drive me away with brooms or shoot me in the arm. This is my village, it's my home and I love everyone in it said Usopp.
I have to protect them said Usopp.
You're a hell of a good guy sending your crew away and going into battle alone said Zoro.
Just so you know I have dibs on all the pirate treasure, you got it said Nami.
You want a little help or what? Asks Lucy.
You guys? You're gonna help me fight all these pirates? Asks Usopp.
I don't get it said Usopp.
Well, you said there's a whole bunch of bad guys right? Asks Lucy.
And you look scared out of your mind said Zoro.
For your information I have nerves of steel, I'm perfectly ok with tons of bad guys said Usopp.
After all, you're looking at the legendary Captain Usopp brave warrior of the High Seas said Usopp.
Alright fine, I'm scared said Usopp.
Why shouldn't I be there Captain Kuro's men, these guys mean business said Usopp.
I don't need pity said Usopp.
If you guys are sticking around cause you pity me just leave i don't need you laughing at me said Usopp.
We're not laughing at you, we're helping because you are honorable said Zoro.
You really think we'd risk our lives out of pity? Asks Lucy.
Oh, you guys said Usopp.
Ok at daybreak the pirates will be landing at this shore to begin their attack said Usopp.
The only way they'll be able to get to the village is if they go up this slope, the rest of the shore is sheer cliff so they have to come through here.
If we can fight them when they're funneled into that narrow path, their numbers won't mean anything and the village will be protected said Usopp.
Alright sounds pretty easy said, Lucy.
Talking about it is but victory depends on strength said Usopp.
What is it you guys do? Asks Usopp.
I cut said Zoro.
I stretch said, Lucy.
I steal said Nami.
I hide said Usopp.
Zoro, Nami, and Lucy: Well this time you better fight.
I can fight said Usopp.
Come on calm down said Usopp.
Time skip
Yep, I'm a genius, there's no way they'll be able to make up this slope now said Usopp.
All this oil we put here should keep them occupied while we go to work 'em said Usopp.
They're gonna be busy slipping and sliding around like a bunch of idiots and we go up and beat the crap out of 'em said Usopp.
Wow, so that's your plan huh? Said Nami.
That's right, I'm going to defend the village no matter what it takes said Usopp.
Let's just none of us slip on that oil and end up down there with them said Nami.
Cause that would be sliding into a meat grinder said Nami.
Usopp I gotta hand it to ya, you're pretty good at fighting dirty said Lucy.
Of course i am said Usopp.
There isn't anyone alive who can best me with a slingshot or beat me at the art of fighting dirty said Usopp.
It's almost daybreak, they're coming said Zoro.
Time skip
Where are they? Asks Lucy.
I thought we were gonna fight said, Lucy.
The suns up what's the deal? Said Lucy.
Uh, maybe they overslept said Zoro.
Nope, they're gonna show up alright, lots of 'em said Usopp.
Wait a minute said Nami.
Maybe I'm hearing things and it sounds like battle cries from somewhere said Nami.
No it can;t be said Usopp.
What can't be? Asks Zoro.
There's a shore just like this to the north said Usopp.
They went… said Usopp.
We're at the wrong shore? Said Lucy.
That's not good said, Lucy.
Well, this is where they had their secret meeting so I just assumed ok said Usopp.
We need to hurry before they make it to the village where is it? Said Lucy.
You have to head directly North from here said Usopp.
If you run you can make it in three minutes said Usopp.
The terrain there is almost exactly the same so all we need to do is stop them at the slope said Usopp.
Don't you worry we're gonna 'em said, Lucy?
Oh, no said Nami.
If those filthy pirates are at the North shore then they've already seen our boats, they'll take our treasure said Nami.
I'll be there in 10 seconds said, Lucy.
She takes off
Oh man, my brilliant oil strategy was all for nothing.
He takes off.
My precious treasure said Nami.
Hey, what are you doing? Let's get outta here said Zoro.
Yeah said Nami.
She slips on the oil and grabs Zoro's leg.
Help I'm gonna fall said Nami.
Let go you moron said Zoro.
Sorry said Nami.
Nami uses Zoro's body to get over the oil.
See you there said Nami.
Sorry but you understand, the treasure is in danger said Nami.
That oil won't be a problem for you, right? Yells Nami.
That girl's gonna pay said Zoro.
Scene change
I swear on my life they'll never set foot in my village said Usopp.
That Lucy sure is a good runner said Usopp.
She's so far ahead I can't even see her anymore said Usopp.
Scene change
Run straight North. Run straight North said, Lucy.
Run straight North said, Lucy.
Run straight North said, Lucy.
Scene change
Those mongrels are in big trouble if so much as look at my treasure said Nami.
Scene change
The Black Cat Pirates charge up the slope but are hit with slingshot balls fired by Usopp.
We meet again said Jango.
I am the legendary Captain Usopp, I've been waiting for you said Usopp.
All my men and I are ready to fight to the death said Usopp.
Turn back now if you value your lives said Usopp.
I wasn't supposed to be the first one here Lucy was running way ahead of me thought Usopp.
I can't handle these guys alone thought Usopp.
Meanwhile is trying to get past the oil slick and Lucy is lost.
It's you I remember, you're one of the troublesome brats who overheard our plan said Jango.
What do you think you're doing? Asks Jango.
I'm warning you to leave here while you still can said Usopp.
If you don't my 100 million crewmen will massacre all of you said Usopp.
The Pirates don't believe him.
No way 100 million incredible said Jango.
Black Pirate: Captain he's obviously lying.
Black Pirate #2: Then it's time to call his bluff.
They saw threw it said Usopp.
What's that? You've been lying to us this whole time? Said Jango.
Black Cat Pirate: Captain Jango take a look at this.
Is it bad? Asks Jango.
Black Cat Pirate: No sir it's good. We searched those other ships and found a huge sack of treasure. It's hard to say how much but I bet it's around 5 million berries.
What? Said Jango.
5 million berries? Said Usopp.
How in the world did those guys get ahold of so much treasure? Said Usopp.
I see you found my loot said Usopp.
Hmm said Jango.
Well, you can have it said Usopp.
Pirate: you're just gonna let us take your treasure?.
That's right said Usopp.
Just turn around and forget all about this place and the treasure is yours said Usopp.
Pirate: I didn't think people that stupid actually existed.
Pirate #2: At this point, he's just embarrassing himself.
Ok, you know what a pirate is? We're going to take and theirs nothing you can do about it said Jango.
And there is no way we're turning back until we get what we came for said Jango.
Well yeah, that makes sense said Usopp.
Alright, then on the count of one, two, Jango you'll let us by said Jango.
It's that strange weapon from before said Usopp.
One, two said Jango.
Why hell are you trying to give my hard-earned away? Yells Nami.
My head said Usopp.
Black cat pirate: hey who is this crazy girl?
Black cat pirate: We don't have time for you to be hypnotizing you're self we got a mission to carry out remember?.
That treasure load is mine and I'm not gonna let have a single beri do you hear me said Nami.
In fact you better clear cause I'm coming down there to get it back said Nami.
That really hurt yells Usopp.
Who said you could give them my treasure? You got what you deserved said Nami.
I didn't give them the treasure I just said I would give it to them yells Usopp.
That's the same thing and I just saved yourself said Nami.
Huh? Said Usopp.
I guess I forgot to mention it to you earlier but watch out for the ring of his, that weirdo's a hypnotist said Nami.
A hypnotist? Said Usopp.
So where's Lucy? Asks Nami.
She's a fast runner I thought she'd be here way ahead of you said Nami.
I don't know, she either got lost or chickened out at the last minute said Usopp.
The only thing that could keep her from a fight is getting lost said Nami.
Right when need her too said Nami.
I'll go ahead and take command here said Usopp.
I think it's about time you go and kick their butts said Usopp.
What me? What about you? Shouts Nami.
I can't take on a boatload of vicious pirates by myself said Nami.
That's just suicide said Nami.
What like I'm gonna do any fighting? Said Usopp.
Beneath this calm exterior lies the abject terror of a coward heh heh said Usopp.
Oh, so you think you're scared? Said Nami.
Well, I'm so scared I am literally about to cry said Nami.
Please your eyes are completely dry said Usopp.
You'll have to do better than that said Usopp.
Alright, men let's work said Jango.
Crush them and move to the village said Jango.
Usopp and Nami stop arguing when they hear the pirates coming up the slope.
Here they come said Nami.
Wait I know said Usopp.
I have caltrops said Usopp.
Those are just what the doctor ordered said Nami.
Let me have some said Nami.
You're gonna love this said Nami.
Caltrops said Usopp.
Ho said Nami.
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Nami if you're still alive when I get outta here I'm gonna kill you shouts Zoro.
Zoro finally uses his sword to help clear the oil slick.
Take that oil said Zoro.
Now how do I get to the North Shore? Said Zoro.
Meanwhile, Lucy is still trying to get to North Shore as well.
Run straight North said, Lucy.
Run straight North said, Lucy.
Run straight North said, Lucy.
She crashes into a cliff.
Which way is North? Said Lucy.
Back at the North Shore, the Black Cat Pirates have been hit by the caltrops Nami and Usopp threw.
Yes, we got 'em said Nami.
Here comes some Lead Stars said Usopp.
Pirate: Bastard.
Way to go said Nami.
You're quite the warrior after all said Nami.
Looks like you got this handled so i'll just take a break said Nami.
But you haven't done anything yet shouts Usopp.
Ah said Nami.
What is it? Said Usopp.
There are caltrops behind us said Nami.
Idiot, you dropped those things behind us too yells Usopp.
Black cat pirate: Get out of the way.
Black Cat Praise: Heh don't tell me you really thought you were gonna stop us down there.
Black Cat Pirate: Let's go fellas Captain Kuro hates waiting.
Usopp grabs the foot of the Blonde pirate.
Blonde BC Pirate: You again. Let go of me you Jack ass. You want some more?. Here have some. Have a little more.
I will never let you step foot in that village said Usopp.
All I did was lie like I always do said Usopp.
See today will be like every other day in that sleepy little town cause you and your corny's will never step foot in it said Usopp.
BC Pirate: Shut up.
BC Pirate #2: stupid girl.
Treasure said Nami.
Are you… said Usopp.
Blonde BC Pirate: Shut up I won't tell you again.
We've wasted enough time playing pirates, quit bothering with him, and move to the village said Jango.
Or have you forgotten this is Captain Kuro's operation and he doesn't look favorably on his well-laid plans being ruined by idiots said Jango.
He'll kill us all said Jango.
BC Pirate: He's right.
BC Pirate #2: Yeah let's get to the village.
The pirates charge forward.
All Usopp's efforts to get the pirates to stop are ignored then the horde of pirates comes flying back and lands at the bottom of the slope.
BC Pirate: What is this Captain Jango?.
BC Pirate #2: Nobody told that killers like those were gonna be here.
It's about time said Nami.
Is that the best those pirates can dish out? Asks Zoro.
Yeah, I was hoping for a challenge said, Lucy.
And you after leaving down there you're lucky i'm not kicking your butt too said Zoro.
Usopp you big bonehead you never told me which direction was North yells, Lucy.
Who are these guys? Asks Jango.
Well, it's about time said Nami.
Wow that was great said Usopp.
Are you guys really that strong? Asks Ussop.
Mmmhmm said, Lucy.
Could you have been slower? What took you so long? Asks Nami.
You're the one who pushed me down that oil slick so you could get out said Zoro.
It was an accident I slipped, you fell said Nami.
At least one of us made it out of there it's better than both of us being stuck at the bottom said Nami.
It should have just been you yells Zoro.
Run straight North you said, that's just great I mean how am I supposed to know which North even is out here huh? Said Lucy.
Shut up said Usopp.
You're the one who ran away so sure of yourself, ready to take on anyone said Usopp.
I just got so excited I started running you know said, Lucy.
The sun is high in the sky now and that means Captain Kuro will be very important said Jango.
Jango then hypnotizes the crew into thinking they're strong.
One guy just destroyed the cliff said Zoro.
Now that's what I call power said Zoro.
I always thought hypnotizing people was a bunch of crap said Nami.
That was just one of them, imagine what the whole crew could do said Usopp.
Now go and strike down all who stand in your way said Jango.
They charge back up the slope.
Hey you guys, you might wanna move said Zoro.
Lucy and I will take it from here said Zoro.
Alright then what now? Asks Zoro.
Uh, Lucy said Zoro.
Suddenly Lucy throws her arms up and screams.
Don't tell me you let that freak hypnotize you too said Zoro.
Lucy charges toward the pirates.
Oh, she really is a simple-minded idiot said Nami.
Gum-Gum Gatling said, Lucy.
Damn you, Captain Kuro, you made one hell of a miscalculation thought Jango.
These are not your average village idiots said Jango.
Lucy charges forward and the pirates run back the other way.
Lucy runs past Jango and for the Black Cat Pirates' ship.
Where is she going? Asks Zoro.
She grabs hold of her the Figurehead in front of the ship.
BC Pirate: What is she doing?.
That's right tear it down said Nami.
BC Pirate: She's gonna destroy our ship.
Lucy takes the figurehead off the ship.
Then turns and looks at the pirates.
BC Pirate: Oh no.
BC Pirate: She's gonna crush us with it, everybody run. Captain do something.
Jango hypnotizes Lucy again and she falls asleep but the figurehead still hits the pirates.
Scene change
Kaya wakes up from a nightmare involving Usopp coming at her with a sword.
Kaya gets out of bed, puts on her slippers, and exits her room.
Klahadore said, Kaya.
Klahadore are you there? Said Kaya.
She opens the door with a crack.
Hello, Klahadore said Kaya.
Then she sees soon that horrifies her.
No Merry said, Kaya.
Merry said Kaya.
What's going on? What happened to you? Asks Kaya.
Please wake up Merry said Kaya.
Please don't die said, Kaya.
Oh, thank goodness you're still alive, I was worried said, Merry.
Merry said Kaya.
You have to tell me who did this to you said, Kaya.
Klahadore that's who said, Merry.
He attack me said, Merry.
He's a pirate said, Merry.
He's never been anything else said, Merry.
How could that be? Asks Kaya.
He got close so that he could steal your fortune, that's all he ever wanted said, Merry.
He can't be said, Kaya.
No, you're lying said Kaya.
I'm telling you the truth said, Merry.
So what Usopp told me yesterday was the truth said, Kaya.
That's right said, Merry.
And that's what is most tragic when he learned the truth he tried his hardest to make people hear him out but we were all too shallow-minded, too confident in the closed-off world we lived in for so long to listen to a single word said, Merry.
In our blind perception of the villain in our mits, we drove away the one man whose desperate resolve acts for the safety of every person in this village including you and I said, Merry.
Someone, anyone help said Kaya.
Merry needs help said, Kaya.
No Miss it's of no use said Merry.
The entire staff is on leave, no one has been here since yesterday said, Merry.
Then I guess i'll find said, Kaya.
You cannot let yourself get captured Lady said, Merry.
I know that the attack has yet to begin, remain calm and think clearly about what is it you have to do next said, Merry.
Because Klahadore is the thief we understand him to be and his goal is your fortune and mansion by all means let him have it said, Merry.
None of this is worth sacrificing your life over said, Merry.
It's the cold truth said, Merry.
But you are the only one who can stop Klahadore now Kaya said, Merry.
Can you do it? Asks Merry.
I know this is not your burden but still, I must ask said, Merry.
Yes, I understand, what must I do said, Kaya.
This isn't a situation I can run away from said Kaya.
I know what conquest is at stake said Kaya.
I find Klahadore and I will finish this said Kaya.
Scene change
Looks like they are probably down for the count, don't ya think said Nami.
I guess said Zoro.
Maybe but Lucy's still trapped underneath that cat just look said Usopp.
Relax she's fine said Zoro.
You should really worry about your own injuries by the looks of it said Zoro.
Damn those brats noe our whole plans shot to hell said Jango.
What am I gonna do with this mess? Said Jango.
Captain Kuro sees this and he'll kill us said Jango.
Man: Buchi come check this out there's some bad stuff going down.
Man #2: What the hell?.
I forgot we still have our trump card said Jango.
Come forth Meowban brothers said Jango.
Man #1: Yes Captain did you call for us?.
Man #2: Well did you?.
Sham said, Sham.
And Buchi said Buchi.
Sham and Buchi: Together we are the Meowban Brothers at your service.
Buchi, Sham, we absolutely must get up this hill but as you can plainly see our path is blocked said Jango.
If you would be so kind as to remove this obstacle immedaiylty said Jango.
No way we couldn't do that he looks so strong said, Sham.
Right Buchi? Said, Sham.
Oh yeah, he's strong, way stronger than us said Buchi.
Huh? Said Zoro.
Besides we just guard the ship not fight people said, Sham.
He's got a point we're really not the guys you wanna send into battle said Buchi.
So they're a couple of pansies said Usopp.
I guess they're not the trump card after all said Usopp.
Sham just do it already said Jango.
Ah, why me? Said, Sham.
And hurry said Jango.
Ok, i'll go just stop yelling said, Sham.
The guy is crying like a baby said Nami.
What are they doing down there? Asks Nami.
Sham runs forward.
Of all people why force that guy into a fight? Asks Nami.
You come any closer and i'll cut you in half said Zoro.
I'm not kidding i'll do it said Zoro.
Not likely said, Sham.
Too bad it seems you fall for my little ruse said, Sham.
I'm impressed you blocked me considering what a brilliant performer I gave said, Sham.
But the little bit of obscurity you had caused to underestimate Sham of the Meowban Brothers said, Sham.
Are you missing something? Not that I would know anything about it said, Sham.
There it is said Jango.
Cat Burglar said Buchi.
Give me my swords back said Zoro.
Your swords? But you already have a sword how greedy can you be? Said, Sham.
Say goodbye swords said, Sham.
Sham tosses the swords behind him and they land on the ground.
Now I feel lighter said, Sham.
You should be careful with other people's things said Zoro.
Zoro tries to get to his swords but is caught by Sham.
Buchi you're up said, Sham.
Sure thing Sham said Buchi.
Catastrophe said Buchi.
Damn Buchi he got away from you said, Sham.
Now he's right there and hold him tight this time said Buchi.
Careful he's strong, stronger than I thought he'd be even without all his blades said, Sham.
We'll get him for sure this time said, Sham.
You got that right said Buchi.
One sword technique is not my forty but what the hell said Zoro.
Let's go Buchi said, Sham.
Right, Sham let's do it said Buchi.
I'm gonna get the swords said Nami.
If can them back to Zoro there's no way he can lose said Nami.
Let me get the swords said Usopp.
Don't push yourself you barely even stand up on your own said Nami.
Nami goes for the swords but is cut by a large metal ring wielded by Jango.
Nami said Usopp.
Jango looks up to see Captain Kuro at the top of the slope.
No, I'm sorry I can explain all of this said Jango.
The night has long since passed so why is it you seem to have made no progress on the plan? Said Kuro.
BC pirate: Captain Kuro.
BC pirate #2: He'll kill us all.
It's all over said Usopp.
What the hell is going on yells Kuro.