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Whoa this is great said Sanji.

Did you guys just hear something? Asks Zoro.

Huh? What's what? Said Nami.

That groaning sound didn't you hear it? Asks Zoro.

It was probably just the wind said Nami.

At this speed everything sounds distorted said Nami.

What was that? Asks Ussop.

Nami I see a mount up ahead said Sanji.

What? That's impossible said Nami.

But it's right there I can see it said Sanji.

Who cares said Lucy.

Hmm? Said Lucy.

It's a black wall said Lucy.

What is it? Asks Zoro.

A whale said Ussop.

What are we gonna do? Asks Ussop.

Fight? Said Lucy.

How are we supposed to fight a 100-ton whale? Asks Nami.

We need to do something! Our path is blocked said Ussop.

How do we escape?! Said Ussop.

Calm down said Sanji.

If this creature looks like a giant wall to us, we must be a speak said Sanji.

That's right, it's highly possible that this thing is even aware we're here said Nami.

We'll run right into it unless we change course said Zoro.

Look we can get by on left said Zoro.

Port! Hard to port said Zoro.

The rudders broken said Ussop.

Do something! Anything said Zoro.

Wait I know said Lucy.

This'll work it has to said Lucy.

Hey! Lucy what are you doing?! Said Nami.

It's pointless, the ship's not gonna turn said Ussop.

Then Lucy fires a cannonball at the whale.

The ship bumps into the whale but the lamb's head gets broken off.

Aah! Hey that was my special seat said Lucy.

Let's get outta here before it's too late said Zoro.

Will someone tell me what the heck is going on?! Yells Ussop.

They paddle away.

Lucy said Nami.

You think you can break my special seat and get away with it? Said Lucy.

Then she punches the whale in the eye.

The whale finally notices them.

I'm not through with you there's a lot more where that came from said Lucy.

Shut up before you kill you said Ussop and Zoro.

The ship is swallowed by the whale.

Oh man, everyone's been swallowed whole said Lucy.

Lucy then starts punching the whale.

Hey you! Can you hear me?! Said Lucy.

Spit 'em out I want my friends said, Lucy.

Then the whale starts to dive down.

Where do you think you're going you jerk? Said Lucy.

You give them back right now, you whale said Lucy.

Scene change

I don't know much about whales but since when do they have doors and lighted hallways? Said Lucy.

Timeskip.

Lucy now bounces around the hallway.

So dizzy I'm gonna hurl said Lucy.

Lucy exits the hall and ends up in a river area.

Hey that's weird the whale's got a river inside too said Lucy.

The area tilts up and Lucy goes sliding down.

Scene change

Man: things are looking up my dear. We've been successful so far.

Man: Listen carefully, Miss Wednesday, behind these doors lays the beast's stomach and that troublesome geezer as well. He must be eliminated before he can interfere again.

Man: Remember it's all for the whale.

Indeed Mr. 9 said, Miss Wednesday.

This whale is a precious creature and one that holds the promise of life for our town said Miss Wednesday.

Alright here's the plan baby, three, two, one then we kick through the doors said Mr. 9.

Roger that Mr. 9 said, Miss Wednesday.

Then they hear something.

What is that voice Mr.9? Asks Miss Wednesday.

I don't know Miss Wednesday said Mr. 9.

Lucy appears.

She and the other two bursts through the doors.

No good we're gonna fall into gastric acid said Mr. 9.

Lucy? Said Zoro.

Zoro! Is everyone ok? Said Lucy.

So um I could use a hand said Lucy.

Looks like Lucy's not alone said Ussop.

Who do you suppose those two weirdos are with her? Asks Ussop.

Where'd that old Geezer disappear to? Asks Nami.

Forget him we need to save Lucy said Zoro.

Scene change

Well the whale seems to have calmed down a bit said Nami.

Now we saved your lives for the time being but you better talk and make it quick said Zoro.

Mr. 9 These people are pirates said, Miss Wednesday.

Yes, that's obvious Miss Wednesday but spout to their humanity and compassion they should understand our plight may be said Mr. 9.

You parasites are still here? Said Crocus.

I grow wary of this and for the last time as long as I draw breath you will not lay a single harmful finger on Laboon said Crocus.

He's back again said Ussop.

Who's the old guy? Asks Lucy.

Miss Wednesday laughs.

You can't bully us into abandoning our mission said Miss Wednesday.

We were sent here to hunt this whale and that's exactly what we're going to do and this time we won't let you interfere said Mr. 9.

We're about to give this whale a new blowhole said Mr. 9.

Fire baby said Mr. 9.

Crocus gets in the way of the cannonballs.

He jumped straight into the line of fire said Ussop.

Was he protecting the whale? Said Sanji.

Your defense is pointless said, Miss Wednesday.

Go ahead waste your time but make no mistake that hulking beast will provide food for our town said Mr. 9.

What's going on? Asks Nami.

Then Lucy knocks their heads together.

Um, what was that for? Asks Ussop.

I just wanted to hit 'em said Lucy.

Scene change

I thank you for saving my life though I must ask said Crocus.

Why did you do it? Asks Crocus.

I wasn't trying to save you just something about those two I didn't like said Lucy.

Ok, I think it's time we got some answers said Nami.

Who are these guys? Asks Nami.

These two are thugs from a nearby town looking for whale meat, caught Laboon could feed the townspeople for 2 or 3 years easy said Crocus.

All they're concerned with is filling their fat greedy bellies said Crocus.

Laboon? Said Nami.

That's the whale's name said Crocus.

He's a unique and magnificent creature, an Island Whale one of the largest species in the world that can only be found in the West Blue said Crocus.

I won't allow them to slaughter him for food said Crocus.

It's a shame he's stuck here so far away from his domain said Crocus.

You see there's he keeps hitting his head on the Red Line and howling at Reverse Mountain said Crocus.

There is? Said Nami.

Yes said Crocus.

To put it one way inside Laboon's body beats the heart of a human said Crocus.

He has mostly impantaityl awaited and is devoted to a certain band of pirates said Crocus.

Going on 50 long years now said Crocus.

Time skip

What the hell is that idiot up to? Asks Sanji.

Gotta watch her every second said Zoro.

We've been watching her look what happened said Sanji.

You think she's aware that's our mast? Asks Zoro.

And now it's on top of a whale said Sanji.

Why'd she do that? Asks Ussop.

Hey Lucy stop tearing up the ship said Ussop.

Lucy stop said all.

The girl she's dead said Corcus.

Don't you worry it'll take way more than that to kill Lucy said Nami.

Ha, gotcha said Lucy.

Lucy fights the whale but it ends in a draw and she then promises to come back and fight Laboon again after they've traveled the Grand Line.

Lucy then finds something on deck.

What's this thing? Asks Lucy.

Nami screams.

Is there something wrong my dear Nami? If it's food you're worried about say no more said Sanji.

Food? Said Ussop.

You idiot the compass is broken said Nami.

The needle just spins and won't stop said Nami.

Oh yeah you're right said Sanji.

I don't know about you but I'm getting dizzy said Ussop.

It's cool said Lucy.

It is sadly apparent that none of you possess the slight knowledge about how thing work here said Crocus.

There is nothing wrong with your compass said Crocus.

The Grand Line has little regard for the rules of the sea said Crocus.

Common sense is useless in this place said Crocus.

The needle why does it spin? Asks Nami.

Crocus explains that the Grand Line is difficult to navigate because of the magnetic field given off by each island and to get around they need a Log Pose.

Log pose? Said Nami.

I never heard of it said Nami.

It's a specially designed compass that can record levels of magnetism said Crocus.

Is it strange looking? Asks Lucy.

Why yes it does have an odd shape said Crocus.

Something like this? Asks Lucy holding up an object.

Yes exactly said Crocus.

Lucy, where did you get that? Asks Nami.

I found it on deck said Lucy.

Those two weirdos must have dropped it when they escaped said Lucy.

Lucy let me see it said Nami.

Here said Lucy.

There isn't a dial face on this thing said Nami.

You don't need one said Crocus.

it's a special brand of magnetism that runs through the Grand Line islands complete with its own set of rules that makes it possible to get around said Crocus.

Crocus explains that by recording the levels of magnetism between the islands charting a route from island to island and the islands will eventually lead to Laugh Tale Island where the One P Piece is supposedly hidden.

Well, are you guys ready to go? Asks Lucy.

Lucy, I told you the food was for all of us said Sanji.

Then he kicks her past Nami and the Log Pose breaks.

Ow said, Lucy.

You never think of anyone but yourself said Sanji.

Sanji said Nami.

Yes said Sanji.

Both of you get out of my sight before ring your necks yells Nami.

Oh no our Log Pose is ruined said Nami.

Calm yourselves said Crocus.

I will give my own as a thank you for helping Laboon said Corcus.

Laboon retrieves Sanji, Lucy, Mr.9, and Miss Wednesday.

Good I'm not dead said Lucy.

Sanji then helps her and Miss Wednesday up.

Hey we need a favor said Mr. 9.

Scene change

Whiskey Peak? Huh that's a funny name said Lucy.

So what is it? Asks Ussop.

That's where we live said Mr.9.

How are you stranded? Where's your ship? Asks Nami.

Well it was destroyed said Miss Wednesday.

Asking us for a ride is pushing it Mr.9 especially after you tried to kill the whale said Nami.

They beg the Straw Hats for a ride.

Don't do it said Crocus.

These two goons are dishonest to the core and they can't be trusted said Crocus.

It's fine you can ride with us said Lucy.

You said your hone is called Whiskey Peak Said Lucy.

Let's go there said Lucy.

The others try to convince Lucy not to take the two with them.

It's fine don't sweat the small stuff it will be alright said Lucy.

Chose your route carefully once you head out from here you'll be committed to the course said Crocus.

That's ok if we don't like it we'll just try a different route next time said Lucy.

I see said Crocus.

Ok, it's time we get going said, Lucy.

Now that me and Laboon have an understanding I can leave with a clear conscience said Lucy.

What on Earth do you think you are, anyway? Asks Miss Wednesday.

Me? Said Lucy.

Oh, I'm the girl who gonna be Queen of the Pirates said Lucy.

They set sail.