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They reach Whiskey Peak and discover that Miss Wednesday and Mr. 9 work for an organization called Baroque Works headed by Crocodile another one of Seven Warlords of the Sea and that Miss Wednesday is actually Nefertari Vivi the princess of the Kingdom of Alabasta after they agree to help Vivi save her country they are met by Crocodile's Partner Miss all Sunday who directs them towards the Island of Little Garden where they met two feuding giants but they end up in a plot orchard by Mr. 3 and His partner Miss Goldenweeks to capture the giants for combined bounties of 200,000,000 but their plan is foiled and the Straws hats and Vivi set sail again. Then Nami gets sick.
It's mostly the climate it's quite normal said Vivi.
See Sailors in the Grand Line aren't used to the strange weather and can become quite ill said Vivi.
Is there anyone aboard this ship with even the slightest amount of medical experience? Asks Vivi.
Well, when you're sick eating lots of meat always helps said Lucy.
Right, Sanji? Said Lucy.
Meat is protein and that does give the body energy to operate properly said Sanji.
I can cook some food that will boost her energy but there are no guarantees I'm not a doctor said Sanji.
Besides, if my cooking made that big a difference she'd never get sick said Sanji.
I put 100 times more care into preparing her meals than I do for the rest of you said Sanji.
I serve Nami fresh meats and vegetables to ensure a balanced diet, anything that's rotten or moldy goes to you said Sanji.
Jerk said Ussop.
Oh well something is good to me said Lucy.
My point is that as long as I'm this ship's cook nobody's gonna feed Nami better in terms of nutrition said Sanji.
I can do anything in the kitchen but still, I do know that there are specific foods for different kinds of illnesses said Sanji.
but I can't make that call she needs to be diagnosed by a doctor who can tell us how to help her said Sanji.
Just feed her everything that we've got said, Lucy.
Oh shut up said Sanji.
She doesn't have the energy to eat, she's sick said Sanji.
Oh, 104! No this isn't good said Vivi.
There are bound to be doctors and nurses in Alabasta that can help, right? Said Ussop.
How much longer till we get there Vivi? Asks Ussop.
At least a week and that's too long said Vivi.
Ok so she's sick maybe we're overreacting said Lucy.
Sanji and Ussop: I don't know I've never been this sick.
Morons! Have you all lost your minds? Yells Vivi.
This is serious said, Vivi.
The high fever means her body is fighting an infection said Vivi.
This is bad said Vivi.
Whatever's wrong is possibly life-threatening said Vivi.
You mean Nami's gonna die?! Said Lucy.
Your screams aren't helping said Vivi.
We have to find a doctor to help Nami before she dies yells Lucy.
Ok everyone just calm down you're only going to make her feel worse said Vivi.
I'm fine said Nami.
Nami sits up.
Nami? Said Vivi.
Hooray she cured said Lucy.
Shut up said Ussop.
Go to my desk, look in the second drawer, theirs a newspaper in the bottom said Nami.
No that's not possible said Vivi.
Something wrong? Asks Lucy.
Is it about Alabasta? Tell us said Sanji.
According to this article, 300 thousand royal soldiers have defected to the resistance said Vivi.
Until now we've been embodied in a Cold War with 600 thousand royal soldiers against 400 thousand rebels said Vivi.
With this, the balance has shifted said Vivi.
Nami tells them about the situation.
Do you understand Lucy? Asks Nami.
Things are bad and they're beyond our control said Lucy.
You stunk in better than I'd hoped said Nami.
Nami look you need to see a doctor right away said Ussop.
I'm fine said Nami.
The thermometer is broken said Nami.
I mean come on no one gets a temperature of 104 said Nami.
There's nothing a doctor can do for me that time won't said Nami.
Besides I don't have time to hunt for one we need to head straight to Alabasta said Nami.
I appreciate the concern said Nami.
Huh she sure recovered fast said Lucy.
She's faking said Ussop.
Now that this conflict has escalated more blood will be shed throughout the Kingdom said Vivi.
We're at war said Vivi.
I need to get home as quickly as possible said Vivi.
If I don't make it back in time then millions of innocent citizens will die said Vivi.
There are a million people there? Wow said, Lucy.
What a horrible burden you have to carry said Sanji.
I'm sorry said Sanji.
Then they hear Zoro call and go up on deck.
What do you want? Asks Ussop.
You know I find it hard to get motivated when you're giving the orders said Sanji.
Shut up and get moving said Zoro.
Nami what's up? Asks Sanji.
It's a perfect day, the sun is shining, and the waves are quiet said Sanji.
The wind said Nami.
Huh? Said Sanji.
There's a powerful wind, it's heading right this way said Nami.
I think said Nami.
Lucy said Nami.
Your heads on fire said, Lucy.
You gotta stay in bed and we need to get you a doctor said Lucy.
Maybe you should mind your own business said Nami.
This is my normal temperature said Nami.
Now quit being so stupid and pull the damn ropes said Nami.
Nami I know you're acting brave for Vivi but if you keep pushing your body won't have a chance to heal said Sanji.
I told you guys I'm fine, let it go said Nami.
Whoa hey, take it easy said Ussop.
Not another word damn it said Nami.
Hurry and move the ship said Nami.
They get to work.
Time skip.
Ah, what the hell is that?! Yells Lucy.
It's a cyclone said, Vivi.
It's huge said, Lucy.
Wait that's the same path we were headed on said Vivi.
Right, that's the exact same direction said Sanji.
That was way too close we barely missed it said Lucy.
Time skip
It's snowing.
See any doctors yet? Shouts Lucy.
Lucy, you can't be serious? Said Ussop.
Uh hey guys what do you think about people standing on water? Asks Zoro.
What Do I think it's possible? Asks Lucy.
What kind of question is that? Asks Ussop.
It's impossible of course said Ussop.
Yeah well then what's that? Asks Zoro.
What's what? Said Lucy.
Man: Hello. Sure is chilly today.
Man: Isn't it?
Yeah it is chilly today said Lucy.
Definitely very chilly said Ussop.
In fact, I would even say it's freezing said Ussop.
Man: Really?
Then something rises up from the ocean.
What is that thing? A watermelon? Said Lucy.
What the hell is that? Said Zoro.
Is that a ship? Said Zoro.
Oh crap, it's a pirate ship said Ussop.
It's huge said, Lucy.
Sanji appears on deck.
Hey, what's going on? Said Sanji.
Well we're under attack and it's still snowing said Lucy.
Well yeah the guns pointed at my face gave that one away said Sanji.
What's next? Asks Sanji.
Man: You all consider yourselves a band of pirates? That's amusing.
Man: I only count four of you.
Man: sort of strange that your group would have so few members.
K this is weird said Lucy.
What kind of guy likes to eat knives? Asks Lucy.
My gums are bleeding just watching said Ussop.
Man: Alright I'll keep this simple.
Man: my men and I are trying to get to Drum Kingdom you wouldn't happen to have an eternal pose or a log pose would you?
Nope can't help said Sanji.
Sorry but i've never even heard of this Drum Kingdom said Sanji.
Well now that we that all settled could you guys just leave already said, Lucy.
We're in a hurry we don't have to deal with all this said Lucy.
Man: you'll never enjoy life if you're always in a rush.
Man: but if you have neither pose what can be done?
Man: If suppose i'll have to settle for your treasure and this ship.
Huh? Said Lucy.
Man: first things first.
Man: I'm feeling a bit hungry.
He's a ship-eating monster said Ussop.
Hey our ship isn't your lunch said Lucy.
Thug: Be quiet Wapol doesn't like to be disturbed while he's eating.
Shut up said Lucy.
Thug: we're under attack, shoot her.
Now things are finally starting to get interesting said Zoro.
Perfect this is more like it said Sanji.
Stop it can't we discuss this said Ussop.
You shouldn't take on anything you can't handle said Sanji,
All bark no bite said Zoro.
Thug: hey uh Wapol we need help.
Will you stop eating said, Lucy.
Your ship doesn't taste that bad said Wapol.
Hey, you shouts Lucy.
Thug: you fool you're no match for Wapol.
Thug 2: now you'll be eaten by the power of the Munch-Munch Fruit.
Lucy no said Ussop.
I prefer someone less chewy said Wapol.
I said leave shout, Lucy.
She sends him flying with her Gum-Gum Rocket.
Man: This is bad she sent Wapol flying out into the ocean.
Man 2: Bad?! It's worse. It's a disaster Wapol's gonna drown! He can't swim.
The other Pirates swear revenge and leave to rescue their captain.
Wow crazy said Ussop.
Those guys are really upset said Ussop.
What were they calling that old garbage can? Wapol? Said Ussop.
Who cares about what his name was said Sanji.
Don't worry about it, the guy's obviously a moron said Sanji.
It's best just to forget about him said Sanji.
Time skip
Maybe… are you sure she isn't just hungry? Said Lucy.
If that's really the reason that Nami's like this then maybe we should try feeding her lots of meat said Lucy.
Shut up said Sanji.
Lucy then tries to cheer Nami up.
This isn't good the sun is about to set and she's still the same said Sanji.
Yeah right said Vivi.
Maybe it would be best if we drop anchor said Vivi.
We can't navigate in any way without the help of Nami's directions said Vivi.
That's true said Sanji.
Time skip
Lucy continues to try to cheer Nami up.
Come on Nami would you look said Lucy.
What's going on Lucy? Asks Zoro.
Quit it you're freaking me out said Zoro.
Time skip
Island dead ahead shouts Sanji.
Scene change
Are you serious? Said Lucy.
Ooh, an island said Lucy.
We found an island said, Lucy.
Hey Nami did you hear that? This means we can get you to a real doctor said Lucy.
Then Lucy tries to get Nami to wake up.
Just go I've got it covered said Zoro.
Scene change
There it is Nami is saved said Lucy.
All white and snow said, Lucy.
A snow island said Lucy.
Whoa, Lucy wait just so there's no misunderstanding we're stopping to find Nami a doctor we're not here to have an adventure said Sanji.
Are we clear? Said Sanji.
I love snow said Lucy.
It's so white said Lucy.
Hold on are you sure this is a good idea? There could be snow monsters said Ussop.
Besides we don't even know if there are people there or not said Ussop.
Oh no, I'm a relapse of my don't-go-to-the-Island disease said Ussop.
Ah snow it's so white and beautiful said Lucy.
Guess i'll get ready for the inevitable said Sanji.
Scene change
Ah I'm so happy said Lucy.
Look at the snow said Lucy.
Look at those mountains they're unlike anything I've ever seen said Sanji.
Say Lucy aren't you cold dressed like that? Asks Ussop.
It's 10 degrees below freezing out here said Vivi.
That's when bears get ready to hibernate said Vivi.
Huh? Oh boy said, Lucy.
Cold said Lucy.
Sanji and Ussop: you just figured that out?
Scene change
It's a stream of melted snow said Vivi.
This may provide a good spot to disembark said Vivi.
Ok, guys start the search, who wants in? Said Zoro.
I'm in said Lucy.
Me too said Sanji.
Fine, go have fun said Ussop.
Man: That's far enough pirates.
They are surrounded.
People that easy said Lucy.
Yeah nice said Ussop.
But they don't seem too friendly said Ussop.
Man: I'll only say this once: your kind is not welcome here.
Man: Leave immediately.
We only came here to find a doctor said Lucy.
We have someone who's sick said, Vivi.
The people don't buy it.
They threaten the Straw Hats.
Oh great, we barely said hello and they already hate us said Sanji.
One of the villagers fires a bullet at them.
Look out said Ussop.
Big mistake said Sanji.
Sanji stop said, Vivi.
Then Vivi is shot.
Vivi screams Lucy.
Why you said, Lucy.
Lucy goes to attack but Vivi stops her.
No stop said, Vivi.
Spot it please it's not going to help anything said Vivi.
I'm fine Lucy it only grazed my arm said, Vivi.
It's alright we won't land but can you please call us a doctor said Vivi.
Our friend is dying from a serious illness I'm begging you said Vivi.
Please help us said Vivi.
Vivi said, Lucy.
You are not fit to be the captain of this ship Lucy said, Vivi.
Not everything can be fixed by starting a fight said Vivi.
We can't get into a fight here said Vivi.
Think about Nami, what would happen to her? Said Vivi.
Yeah right said Lucy.
I'm sorry about that said Lucy.
Please help us said Lucy.
Call a doctor said Lucy.
Our friend needs you said Lucy.
Man: i'll show you to our village.
Man: Follow me.
See just ask politely said, Vivi.
Yeah, you're incredible Vivi said, Lucy.
Scene change
Man: there is one thing I should warn you about though the only doctor we have here is actually a witch.
Huh? A witch? Said Ussop.
You gotta be kidding me said Sanji.
Everything about this Island is messed up said Sanji.
What do you people call this weird place anyway? Asks Sanji.
Man: Actually this land still doesn't have a name.
An Island without a name? Said Vivi.
I didn't know that was possible said, Vivi.
Ussop screams.
A bear said Ussop.
Hurry everyone pretend to be dead said Ussop.
Man: A hiking bear he poses no threat.
Man: Don't forget to bow proper manners.
Scene change
Man: this is the village where we live, its name is Bighorn.
Look at all the weird animals walking around everywhere said Lucy.
Yeah, this is snow country said Ussop.
Look Nami we've made it to a village with people, we're here said Sanji.
Man: thanks for the help, everyone.
Man: if you're not a guard you can return to your work.
Villager: are you completely certain you'll be alright here by yourself? They are pirates.
Man: I believe these people mean us no harm.
Man: that's my hunch anyway.
Man: You can trust me on that.
Villagers: Alright Dalton we'll leave them to you.
The villagers leave.
Vivi asks if they were security.
No, they're just ordinary citizens said Dalton.
Come to my house for now said Dalton.
Hey look over there Lucy it's one of those Hiking Bears said Ussop.
Another one? Said Lucy.
Woman: Hello Dalton I heard some pirates landed on the island, I hope everything's alright.
Yes everything is fine there's nothing to be worried about said Dalton.
Man: just want you to know Dalton I'm looking forward to the election in two days.
Man: everyone I talked to says they're going to vote for you.
I'm sure you're not serious about that said Dalton.
I'm just an ordinary citizen that's all said Dalton.
Scene change
You can use that bed over there said Dalton.
I guess I should introduce myself said Dalton.
My name is Dalton, I'm the captain of the island security squad said, Dalton.
Please forgive our less-than-friendly welcome said Dalton.
Excuse me may I ask you a question? Said Dalton.
Huh? Said Vivi.
It's just that you look failure to me said Dalton.
No, I just have one of those faces I guess said Vivi.
Anyway, can you tell us more about this doctor or witch if that's what she is said Vivi.
Nami's fever has gone up to 107 said Nami.
How long had she had it? Asks Dalton.
It's been several days and it just keeps getting higher said Vivi.
I see said Dalton.
She'll likely die if it gets any worse said Dalton.
Yes though we have no idea what the illness is much less how to treat it said Vivi.
We don't know how to help her said Vivi.
We've got to find a doctor as soon as possible said Sanji.
Any doctor will do said Sanji.
Where is this witch of yours? Asks Sanji.
The witch? Do you see those mountains outside the window? Asks Dalton.
Yeah I noticed them earlier said Sanji.
Scene change
Look my massive snowman said Lucy.
And the fierce snowbeast snowzilla said Ussop.
Get in here before I kill you said Sanji.
Those mountains out there are known as the drum rockies said Dalton.
Look closely do you see the castle on top of the tallest one? The one in the middle said, Dalton.
Castle? Said Ussop.
That castle has lost its king said Dalton.
Yeah I see it up there said Sanji.
What's so important about the castle? Asks Vivi.
That castle is where our lands only doctor lives said Dalton.
Doc Kureha, she's the one who people here call a witch said, Dalton.
What? Of all places why does she have to live on top of a mountain? Asks Sanji.
We need to call her here right now said Sanji.
Nami needs her help said Sanji.
I'm sorry but I'm afraid there's no way to contact her said Dalton.
You can't be serious? Said Sanji.
What kind of a doctor is she? Said Sanji.
Her skills as a doctor are quite impressive actually said Dalton.
However, she's an exoteric old woman said Dalton.
Nearly 140 years old now said Dalton.
140? No wonder she doesn't get around much said Sanji.
Oh and one more thing she likes pickled plums said, Dalton.
What happens if people here get sick or injured? Doesn't she help them? Asks Vivi.
She comes down from the mountain whenever she feels like it said Dalton.
She looks around for patients and treats them said Dalton.
Before she leaves she takes whatever she wants in people's houses as payment said Dalton.
She doesn't sound like a very nice lady said Ussop.
She kind of sounds like she's a pirate said Lucy.
And how is a woman as old as she able to get down that mountain? Said Vivi.
There's an odd rumor around here said Dalton.
Several of the villagers have claimed they've seen her at night riding a sleigh of some kind in the sky, they see a silhouette when the moon is out said Dalton.
That's the reason she is thought to be a witch said Dalton.
There are others who say they've seen her with a strange creature said Dalton.
A creature none of the recognize said Dalton.
See? I knew it a snow monster, it gotta be a snow monster. Oh I know there'd be one said Ussop.
Doctor Kureha is the only doctor we have but she's still a woman I would prefer to stay away from said Dalton.
All we can do is wait for the next time she decides to come down the mountain said Dalton.
Really? Said Vivi.
No damn, we can't wait here for that long said Sanji.
Nami is getting even worse as we speak said Sanji.
Hey, Nami said Lucy.
Nami, wake up now said Lucy.
Hey look she's awake said Lucy.
Here's the thing the only way to get a doctor is to climb a mountain so we're gonna have to climb the mountain said Lucy.
Are you crazy what about Nami how do you expect to get her up there? Said Sanji.
Easy she'll ride on my back said Lucy.
That's only going to make her even more sick said Vivi.
What's the problem? I thought we needed to hurry said Lucy.
We do but you'll never make it up there said Vivi.
Look at how steep and tall that thing is said, Vivi.
I can do it said Lucy.
Maybe you can but climbing that thing would be way too hard on Nami said Sanji.
But look even if we fall or something we'll land in the snow said Lucy.
That doesn't matter I fall like that would kill even a healthy person said, Vivi.
Seriously Lucy she has a really bad fever it's so high she's almost dying said Ussop.
Don't you understand that? Said Ussop.
Nami says that she wants to go up the mountain.
That's what I'm talking about said Lucy.
Let it to me said Lucy.
Scene change
I can't believe this noe our Navigator is as crazy as our captain said Ussop.
You know you're in no shape for a trip like this Nami said Sanji.
Are you sure you'll be ok? Asks Vivi.
It'll take you hours to get there said Vivi.
Hey old guy give me some meat for the road said Lucy.
Right I'm coming too said Sanji.
Listen, Lucy, you be very you can't fall not even once or Nami is going to die said Ussop.
Not even once? Said Lucy.
Hold still a second I need to make sure this is tight said Vivi.
Ok you're all set said Vivi.
I'm going to wait for you here said Vivi.
If I came with you guys I'd only get in the way said Vivi.
Yep, me too said Ussop.
Alright said Lucy.
Now you just hold on tight to me okay Nami said Lucy.
I guess you're set on going said Dalton.
I'm not going to try to stop you but I will ask to at least climb up from the other side said Dalton.
That way you can avoid the Labans that are on this side said Dalton.
They're fierce carnivorous rabbits you run into a pack of them you're as good as dead said Dalton.
Really? Well we've got to get up there said Lucy.
We'll be just fine said Lucy.
Right? Said Lucy.
Yeah fine said Sanji.
You can't be serious said Dalton.
Do you know how easily those things can kill you? Said Dalton.
Nah we'll be alright said Lucy.
She takes off.
Now hurry it up Sanji before Nami dies said Lucy.
Don't say stuff like you idiot! Do you wanna jinx us? Said Sanji.
Scene change
It feels like it's gotten a little colder, the winds picking up too said Lucy.
So why don't you think about putting on some real shoes even seeing your feet like that is painful said Sanji.
No way this is my police said, Lucy.
Your police? I think you mean your Policy said Sanji.
Yes, that's it said, Lucy.
So anyway though did you know this, people in snow countries never sleep at all said, Lucy.
Huh? Why? Said Sanji.
Because if they do they'll freeze to death said Lucy.
Don't be an idiot everyone has to sleep some time said Sanji.
It's the truth someone told me a long time ago said Lucy.
Who Ussop? Asks Sanji.
No, I heard it from someone in my village said Lucy.
Sanji and Lucy continue to talk while a Lapahn attacks them but keeps missing.
Scene change
Nami just hang in there a little bit longer we're going to get you to a doctor alright said Sanji.
Snow's getting really deeper out here said Lucy.
Hey Lucy try to run more smoothly with you, you're just making it harder on Nami said Sanji.
The trio encounters the Lapahns.
What are these things? Asks Sanji.
Well, they're big and they're white so they must be polar bears said Lucy.
Look out said Sanji.
Seriously how can it move like that? Is it a gorilla? Asks Sanji.
No, it's a polar bear said Lucy.
It's a rabbit said Sanji.
How did you from gorilla to rabbit? Asks Lucy.
These must be the Lapahns, Dalton was telling us about said Sanji.
Well there sure are a lot of them said Sanji.
Sanji engages the Lapahns in a fight.
Meanwhile, the pirates from before are sailing toward the Island. Dalton, Vivi, and Ussop head to another village on the island.
Time skip
Those damn bunnies they have done it now said Sanji.
This isn't good said Sanji.
Wait what are you talking about? And what are the bunnies doing? Asks Lucy.
Ok we gotta run Lucy said Sanji.
We're running again? Said Lucy.
But where too? Asks Lucy.
Anywhere as long as it's far away from here said Sanji.
There's about to be an Avalance that's why said Sanji.
Damn those stupid overgrown bunnies I'm gonna kill 'em said Sanji.
What are we supposed to do? How do we get away from all this snow? Asks Lucy.
Over their head for that cliff said Sanji.
Why? Said Lucy.
Just run we need to get as high up as we possibly can said Sanji.
Take cover said Sanji.
Good we made it up here just in time said Sanji.
Oh no, we aren't high up enough Lucy said Sanji.
They go flying.
This isn't good said Lucy.
Now what? Said Lucy.
Oh right I know said Lucy.
Sanji said, Lucy.
Grab ahold said Lucy.
Thanks for that Lucy said Sanji.
Yeah sure but what now? Said Lucy.
We're just gonna keep sliding down this mountain unless we do something about it said Lucy.
No way I'm not gonna let that happen said Sanji.
We were almost to the base of the mountain just feet away from the doctor said Sanji.
Lucy you need to come up with a way to stop all this right now said Sanji.
It's all because of those damn bunnies said Sanji.
Next time I see them I'm gonna turn them into a big bowl of stew said Sanji.
Rabbit stew? That sounds good said Lucy.
The Lapahns attack them again.
What do we do? Asks Lucy.
The only thing we can do at the moment… slide faster said Sanji.
What is their problem seriously? Said Sanji.
Lucy look out said Sanji.
Aah, a rock! We're gonna crash said Lucy.
You can't crash into that thing you're the one in charge of keeping Nami safe right now said Sanji.
That's easy for you to say said Lucy.
We're gonna crash said Lucy.
Take care of her Lucy said Sanji.
Sanji said, Lucy.
Lucy stretches her arm to grab a tree stump.
Sanji said, Lucy.
What were you thinking? Said Lucy.
Next time you do something like that warn me said Lucy.
Ahh Sanji! Sanji said, Lucy.
The avalanche finally stops.
Lucy pulls herself and Nami up. Then Lucy takes off her coat and covers Nami with it.
I know you're cold just hang in there a little longer said Lucy.
She takes off her hat and places it on Nami.
Hang on to this for me i'll be right back ok said Lucy.
Lucy rescues Sanji and ends up carrying both him and Nami.
Scene change
She comes across A baby Lapahn and its parent that's buried in the snow. Upon seeing the humans the baby gets aggressive. Lucy gets the adult out of the snow and continues on her way. After a while, Lucy is found by Wapol and his lackeys.
Found you said Wapol.
Now i'll make you pay you damn Straw Hat said Wapol.