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Oh no! The log pose is broken, it's pointing into the sky said Nami.

It's not broken! A log pose registers an island with a strong magnetic pull and its need is reflecting that said Robin.

Huh? Said Nami.

If the needle is pointing toward the sky, then it must be pointing towards Sky Island said Robin.

Sky Island said all.

Are you serious? Said Nami.

There's a floating island up there? Said Lucy.

If there is one, it's full of skeletons and rickety old ships said Ussop.

That's ridiculous! I don't see anything, but sky said Zoro.

That's not exactly how it works said Robin.

It's not an island above but an entire ocean said Robin.

No way said Nami.

I'm still confused said Sanji.

Yeah! Raise the sails and set our course for Sky Island said Lucy.

Men, are we ready? Said Lucy.

Put the rudder down and push the bow high into the sky said Ussop.

Skyward ho said the two.

Did it just hit you the fact you know we can't fly and all that? Asks Sanji.

To tell you the truth, all I know about Sky Island is word of mouth, rumor, I've never actually seen it said Robin.

Of course, not because it's a lie! Islands don't float in the sky said Nami.

Our Log Pose is broken that's all it is said Nami.

Not quite Miss Navigator, you're trying to fix something that's not even broken said Robin.

We should be trying to find a way to get to Sky Island you really need to learn to trust your instruments said Robin.

No matter how crazy things get or how weird the situation we find ourselves in, never doubt the Log Pose out here on the water this on the most steadfast and unbreakable rules. What we should be doubting is the common sense we all we that tells us an island cannot exist in the sky on an ocean of nothing said Robin.

That needle is pointing toward an island I bet my life on it said Robin.


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That's disgusting digging through a dead man's clothes said Chopper.

That's really gonna tell you something? Asks Zoro.

Don't know said Robin.

You're into some pretty weird stuff Robin said Nami.

Any lady with a fascination for dead things is interring in my book said Sanji.

Where'd Lucy go? Asks Zoro.

Okay, jump said Ussop.

What kind of trouble are those two getting into now? Asks Zoro.

Probably the bad kind said Chopper.

Hey, looks good as new said Sanji.

Except for the holes on the crown, those came from an external source said Robin.

Oh yeah! Looks like it could have been an arrow or spear, or something said Sanji.

Not quite but good guess said Robin.

These are from a medical procedure Cauterization, right Doctor? Said Robin.

An ancient one, they cut a small hole in the skull to remove a foreign mass like a tumor and since it leaves a crater behind that's how you get the name said Chopper.

Knowing how old of a technique this is, I'd say this man has been dead for at least 200 years. I can also say with confidence this man was in his early 30s when he died, it must have been during a voyage that finally succumbed to his illness. Whatever it was, much more than the rest of his bones his teeth have remained in surprisingly good condition said Robin.

Because he rubbed tar on them said Robin.

It was a common practice in the South Blue to keep out bacterial infections and considering the history of that region I suspect he was with an exploratory party said Robin.


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Here it is, the Brisk Kingdom of the South Blue, they launched the Saint Bliss Scout Ship 208 years ago said Robin.

That's it! That's the ship that fell on us said Nami.

Yeah, I recognize that figurehead out front said Zoro.

It probably sailed the seas above us unmanned since the captain and crew died said Robin.

It's amazing what you can tell from looking at old bones said Nami.

I'm sure you've heard that "dead men tell no tales", right? Said Robin.

Nut everything around them does said Robin.

If this was a scouting part, we should find evidence of that on the Saint Bliss said Robin.

Yeah, except it's sinking like a stone.

Then she sees Lucy in the water.

What are you doing you idiot? You can't swim said Nami.

Help me said Lucy.

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You won't believe it said Lucy.

I did it, I found the most incredible thing said Lucy.

A map of Sky Island said all.

It's called Skypeia Said Nami.

That's right said Lucy.

Then it's true there really is an island up there said Nami.

Hold on guys said Nami.

We don't know how to get there or if it's even possible, not to mention there are a lot of fake treasure maps in circulation said Nami.

No, I mean sure it's real it's gotta be because well just cause said Nami.

But the fact that map doesn't show us anything said Nami.

Um excuse me you do you mind not punching the ship I put a lot of work into that said Ussop.

But Nami's a vision even when she's chewing someone's head off said Sanji.

This isn't about me! It's about reality! Said Nami.

And the reality is we know next to nothing, what we do know is we can't defy gravity and sail upwards that's impossible said Nami.

What we need is more information said Nami.

If a big ship like that made it up there then the odds are we can do the same thing said Nami.

We just have to find all records left on that ship said Nami.

I think the ships at the bottom of the ocean by now said Ussop.

If it's sunk, we'll salvage it said Nami.

Salvage yells Lucy and Ussop.

We can't do that! Said Zoro.

Salvage? really? Said Chopper.

Yeah, but we couldn't pull a ship up from the bottom said Robin.

I think they'll have to come up with a more refined plan said Robin.


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This is adventure said Lucy.

I know I've done more dangerous things, but I can't remember what said Lucy.

Nami, I swear to find you the answers you seek, or I will refuse to return said Sanji.

I'll hold you to that said Nami.

You'll be safe those barrels are my design they've never been busted said Ussop.


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Good luck be careful said Nami.

We'll be pulling for ya said Nami.

This is Chopper here can you guys call off? Said Chopper.

This is Lucy and there's a ton of monster down here said Lucy.

Wrong enough they're giant sea snakes said Zoro.

This is Sanji and they're staring at me said Sanji.

Keep going said Nami.

They could die said Ussop.

They'll be fine Ussop don't worry said Nami.

And Chopper hold that break tightly said Nami.

Right said Chopper.

I'm so glad they didn't make go said Ussop.

Then they hear something.

What's all the noise? Asks Ussop.

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Zoro look said Lucy.

Zoro gets the chest open but all that is inside is a feather.

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Check it out said Lucy.

We don't even need the barrels now said Lucy.

Well, I don't how they pumped this much air into a downed ship but what a rally wanna know is who they are and why they're trying to salvage this thing said Zoro.

Wonder if something bad happened to Nami and Robin up on the surface said Sanji.

I've tried calling them, but they won't respond said Sanji.

Man: Who do you guys think you are? Trying to muscle in on my turf?

Nice makeup said Lucy.

Thanks, I feel it adds a refined quality to my face said the man.

Oh yeah, it certainly adds something said Lucy.

What the hell are you talking about? Asks Zoro.

What do you mean? Asks Lucy.

What he means to say is who are you said Sanji.

You're right how rude of me, sometimes I get caught up in the details of life, it's one of my shortcomings said the man.

Come on just tell who you are already said Zoro.


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There's something else down there said Nami.

It's huge said Ussop.

Anybody just wanna run? Asks Ussop.


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Oh, you guys from the East Blue have the best sense of humor said the man.

Well, I don't really know about all that nothing compared to a one-ton gorilla in makeup said Lucy.

Oh, shut your mouth you know I look good said the man.


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A gigantic turtle appears from below the water.

Does anyone else see the monster the size of an island in front of us? Screams Nami.

One tooth is the size of our boat, that's it we're done said Nami.

There's no monster, this is just one big stupid dream that we're all having together for some reason said Ussop.

A dream right said Chopper.

You know the boys and our captain just got eaten said Robin.

So did that ship we were trying to salvage said Robin.

How can you be so calm? Asks Ussop.

Yep, most definitely eaten, I can see the air hoses dangling from its jaws said Robin.

A sea monster ate my friends! What am I gonna do? Screams Chopper.

This is all your fault you're the one who said it would be safe at the bottom of the Grand Line, I don't know what qualifies as safe in your book but in mine, it's not man-eating turtles said Ussop.

You're right sorry said Nami.

That's as good as it's gonna get I guess said Ussop.

If we don't cut the air hoses that beast will drag us down to the bottom of the ocean said Robin

I don't care what you do, do something you're the tough and smart lady said Ussop.

Give me a minute i'll what I can come up with said Robin.

Man: Okay boys, time to save our noble captain! Our pride, honor, and lives are stake.

Man: our captain is alive, and we will find him mark my words.

They're right it's these challenging times that prove the strength by which we are made said Ussop.

Ussop said Nami.

Yeah? Said Ussop.

Cut the air hoses and get us out of here said Nami.

This is what we're made of? Said Ussop.

Coward said Chopper.

Then it goes dark.

What is that? It's like everything got dark said Ussop.

Scary said Chopper.

There's no way said Nami.

Why is it so dark? It's not that late said Nami.

It's time to leave guys now said Ussop.

Lucy! Zoro! Sanji! Said Ussop.

Then Lucy lands on the deck.

Lucy said All.

Tell me what happened! Are you dead? Where are the others? Said Nami.

Zoro! Sanji! Said Ussop.

Set sail, now! We gotta get out of here said Zoro.

Yeah, that guy was crazy said Sanji.

I'm so glad you're okay said Ussop.

Now let's get away from this turtle as fast as we can said Ussop.

No, it wasn't a turtle it was a monkey said Zoro.

Yeah, a bonafide sea monkey said Sanji.

Can't say I'm surprised he and Lucy got along as well as they did said Zoro.

Well, they're both monkeys said Sanji.

But when he caught a glimpse of this stuff we had taken from the ship, he totally flipped out and went on a rampage said Zoro.

I've never seen a primate act like that before said Sanji.

Yeah, that's Mashira the king of all salvagers said Ussop.

But never mind him how did the three of you escape from the giant sea turtle? Asks Ussop.

Why do you keep talking about a turtle? Asks Zoro.

The two look behind them and see the turtle.

That's funny now he's just floating there like a statue with his mouth gaping open said Ussop.

Oh, I get it of course that's how you guys escaped said Ussop.

We were in that thing's mouth?! Said Sanji and Zoro.

Nothing gets past you guys, does it? That's the turtle that ate the ship you were inside! Said Ussop.

Hey, when did night happen? Asks Lucy.

Attention all hands, we're getting out of here now said Zoro.

Mashira appears.

Not so fast said Mashira.

Hand over the treasure you stole or I'll tear your ship apart and find all of it anyway said Mashira.

Is he right? You guys found some treasure? Asks Nami.

We sure did tons of it said Lucy.

Man: Hey Captain behind you.

Hm? What's behind me? Asks Mashira.

They see colossal figures.

Sea monsters said all.

They row away as quickly as possible.

That couldn't have been real said Zoro.

Those things were taller than the sky said Ussop.

The Grand Line is an endless parade of mysteries and annoyance, I mean just look at the nightmare of making it through today said Sanji.

First, there was that huge galleon that fall from the clouds on top of us said Zoro.

The Log Pose's needle started pointing towards the sky said Nami.

A psycho wearing monkey makeup shows up and blocks our way said Ussop.

And then a gigantic sea turtle came and ate our salvage ship said Chopper.

Then darkness fell said Robin.

Because the biggest monsters I've ever seen in my life blocked out the sun said Lucy.

I must admit even I was intimidated by those things said Mashira.

Beat it said Lucy, Sanji, and Zoro.


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Come on you guys tell me you at least tried to find something that we could actually use said Nami.

All you brought back was a bunch of scattered junk said Nami.

There's not a single clue here about how to get to Sky Island said Nami.

There wasn't anything there believe me we looked said Zoro.

Yup if there was something else down, we would have found it said Sanji.

The ship was in terrible shape, all jacked up like it had maybe been attacked and raided said Sanji.

Or perhaps a munity had broken out and they all killed each other in a violent struggle of power and survival said Sanji.

Look around guys this is exactly why we need more information said Nami.

Intelligence means the difference between life and death for this whole crew and if we're gonna sail to Sky Island then we need more information to stay alive or whatever happened to that ship could happen us too said Nami.

We didn't brave giant monsters so you could bring back that creepy octopus, some rusty swords, and a broken dish said Nami.

This is all junk said Nami.

You're all idiots said Nami.

What is that, Lucy? Asks Nami.

Armor said Lucy.

Whoa she crushed the armor said Zoro.

Nami, you didn't even notice the pretty seashells I brought you said Sanji.

Cram your seashells in your shorts said Nami.

She's so beautiful when she's angry said Sanji.

You should still try to keep your distance said Ussop.

Bad day, huh? Said Robin.

It's only gonna get worse working with these guys said Nami.

We'll never figure out how that ship sailed to the sky said Nami.

I'm gonna snap on them any second said Nami.

Maybe this will help said Robin.

An Eternal Pose! But how? Said Nami.

Oh, I took it took that salvager ship earlier said Robin.

Just in case said Robin.

You're the only one I can depend on said Nami.

Alright, who's up for an octopus dinner tonight? Said Lucy.

That girl has got to learn to relax said Robin.

Jaya? This must have been their homeport said Nami.

Jaya? Is that where we're going next? Asks Lucy.

That would be your decision, Captain! Snaps Nami.

All hands-on deck! Set our course to Jaya said Lucy.

So, uh any of you know which direction that might be? Asks Lucy.

Starboard said Nami.

You heard her Chopper said Lucy.

Right said Chopper.

Onward to Jaya said Lucy.

Now hold up just a minute, if we head off to this Jaya place that's so important, wouldn't the Log Pose's needle change position again? Said Ussop.

Cause if that happens, we won't know which direction Sky Island is said Ussop.

All hands full stop! Said Lucy.

Want to tell me why you're messing with my head, Nami?! Said Lucy.

I'm not! You're the genius who decided we should go to Jaya said Nami.

Oh yeah, that's right said Lucy.

Well, I didn't know it was gonna ruin our plans to get Skypeia said Lucy.

It's not my fault you have the memory of a goldfish think the Log Pose has always worked that way, hasn't it? Said Nami.

Yeah, I guess so said Lucy.

Hey, listen up I have an important announcement to make! Said Lucy.

Seeing as I'm the captain I say we set our course for Skypeia said Lucy.

How do you propose we get there? Asks Nami.

We're gonna have to ask for directions said Ussop.

Maybe someone in Jaya will know the way said Lucy.

Very well Jaya it is said Nami.

Right! Onto Jaya said Lucy.

You already said that! Said Ussop.

I doubt the needle would change as soon as we get there, so why don't we pull into port and leave before it does said Robin.

Sounds good to me if we're lucky it'll work said Nami.

Full sail to Jaya, people and this time it's for real said Lucy.

Now stop stuffing your faces and get to work said Nami.

I wonder what this Japa place is like I hope it's relaxing said Chopper.

Nami my sweet! Robin my dear! Dinner is served said Sanji.

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I keep wondering what Jaya's like said Chopper.

I've heard it's called the land of meat said Lucy.

You don't know that Lucy, you just wish it were true 'cause we've been eating the same old junk for days said Ussop.

If you don't like it, then don't eat it! This was for Robin and Nami anyway said Sanji.

Hey said the trio.

I can't even imagine it said Zoro.

Can there really be an Island in the sky? Said Zoro.

We've experienced enough to know that answer by now said Robin.

See no matter how strange or illogical something may seem to us, out here the seas logic can make anything possible said Robin.

Time skip

See anything Ussop? Asks Lucy.

Nothing! Just the sky and the sea said Ussop.

I thought that Jaya Island wasn't too far from where were? Said Zoro.

It shouldn't be, with the weather being so clear we should have spotted the coastline over an hour ago said Nami.

I'm gonna like Jaya if it's as warm as it is now said Lucy.

I'm finally getting to work on my tan said Chopper.

Spring weather is the best, it looks like the seagulls are enjoying it too said Chopper.

Then a seagull crashes onto the deck followed by the other two.

They've been shot! Screams Chopper.

Looks like we'll be eating good tonight said Lucy.

I don't think they could have been shot Chopper I didn't hear any gunfire said Ussop.

I found a bullet and judging from the trajectory, it came from that way said Chopper.

Are you saying the shot came from an island we can't even see yet? Said Nami.

That's impossible Chopper said Nami.

But I saw it happen with my own eyes said Chopper.

A tuna had a better chance of killing them, no sniper gun has that kind of range said Ussop.

They were probably shot before and just happened to fall now said Ussop.

Hey Sanji look we found our dinner said Lucy.

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Haha, awesome! Check it out this town looks great said Lucy.

Is it just me or does this place look like a resort? Said Ussop.

It sure does said Chopper.

Hurry up and dock said Lucy.

It does look promising maybe we can even stay here awhile said Nami.

Either I'm starting to hallucinate or the harbor over there is full of pirate ships said Ussop.

Don't be silly Ussop, since when can pirates dock their ships in a harbor without being run out of town? Said Nami.

You're right it must be a joke said Ussop.

Man: some help he's gonna kill me.

Man #2: what a pathetic little weakling.


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Now this looks like my kind of town said Lucy.

We'll have no problem fitting in here said Zoro.


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I have my tough face so if anybody mess with said Lucy.

No fighting promise me said Nami.

Yeah yeah, whatever I promise said Lucy.

Good! This serious business you two said Nami.

Right said Lucy.

Great said Zoro.

Gee, thanks for the support said Nami.

Look if one of you causes trouble here, we'll have to get out of this town and if that happens then we'll never know how to get to the Sky Island, right? said Nami.

Yeah, said Lucy.

Whoa he's messed up said Nami.

Looks like he fell off his horse said Lucy.

That's gotta hurt said Zoro.

Looks like he's in pain too said Lucy.

No doubt said Zoro.

Man: Hey sorry to bother you but will you help me up?

What are you not in the mood to help yourself? Asks Zoro.

Lucy give me a hand said Zoro.

Sure, said Lucy.

Up you go said Lucy.

Man: hey would you look at that I'm on my horse again.

Man: I was sick as a child and never go better. Now let's get out here.

The horse too? Said Lucy and Zoro.

We should put them out of their misery said Zoro.

Man: thanks again. You know I don't have enough money for a reward but care for an apple?

Do you take us for idiots we'd never food from someone like you said Zoro.

Hey, look apples said Lucy.

Lucy! Said Zoro.

Then an explosion goes off nearby.

They hear the apples are bombs.

Oh no said Nami.

Lucy spit it out! Spit out the apple you just ate said Nami.

I already swallowed it said Lucy.

What the hell did you do that for? Asks Zoro.

No worries the girl is fine said the man.

If she had eaten a bad one, she would have died on the first bite said the man.

Well, you're lucky said the man.


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What's the deal with this town? Said Nami.

I don't know who really cares said Lucy.

You should seeing is how you were almost killed for no reason said Nami.

Well, that was bound to happen sooner or later said Lucy.

Have you lost your mind? Said Nami.

Fighting champion? Said Lucy and Zoro.

Hey, don't even think about it you two said Nami.

Dammit, I'm starting to wonder if we can find any useful information here said Nami.


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How about this place? Said Zoro.

Seems pretty quiet to me said Lucy.

You can say that again, this place is gorgeous said Nami.

To think such an oasis exists in the middle of this disgusting town said Nami.

Built above the water said Zoro.

That's great but there's no one here said Lucy.

Although I can smell that someone's cooking said Lucy.

Man: excuse me.

Man: excuse me I'm going to have to ask you all to leave, please.

Man: the entire hotel has been rented out by Mr. Bellamy and his guests and he's asked that we tell other guests like yourselves to go somewhere. So you must understand that I have no say in the matter.

One man rented out this entire place? Said Zoro.

Man: if Mr. Bellamy sees you here, he'll have my head removed from my body so please leave for my sake.

Come on I'm sure he won't mind said Lucy.

Where is this Bellamy anyway? Said Nami.

Man: What's going on here?

Man: who are these scum bags and what are they doing in our hotel?

Man: Mr. Sarquiss welcome back. I told them to leave but they won't listen.

Woman: I really don't care just get rid of them we're paying a lot of money to have this place to ourselves.

She's right now get out of here before I throw you out said Sarquiss.

Hey guys would you mind if I beat him up? Asks Lucy.

Lucy said Nami.

Heh, you're going to beat me up? That's hilarious said Sarquiss.

Seriously though those rages you're wearing, here go buy some new rages so you don't look like an orphan said Sarquiss.

Sarquiss wasting your money by tossing it to this bunch of losers said the woman.

Yeah, no kidding I should just flush it down along with my lunch said Sarquiss.

I'll take free money said Lucy.

Let's go these jerks can't help us said Nami.

I can walk on my own you know said Lucy.


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Man, that really pisses me off said Nami.

That's a shame cause you know Mock Town's economy depends on pirates for money to show off power they may or may not have said the bartender.

What so poor pirates aren't allowed on the Island? Asks Nami.

Looks like there's no way of calming you down said the Bartender.

Here this one's on the house said the Bartender.

Tough guys and degenerates are clientele here, so trouble isn't hard to find you aren't gonna make it in this town if you let it bother you said the Bartender.

You have to play it safe when you can said the Bartender.

Here ya said the Bartender.

This whole town's a real you know? Said Nami.

Of course, that's how most level-headed people would think of it but unfortunately for you levelheaded people are rare in these parts said the Bartender.

The wanted posters won't be on the walls for a couple of days so you may want to skip town sooner rather than later said the Bartender.

A couple of days? That doesn't give us much time said Nami.

Now here's a question said Nami.

Hey, fatso said Lucy and a man.

What's wrong? Asks the Bartender.

Lucy says the pie is horrible white the man says it's delicious.

Then drink their drinks.

Lucy says is the best drink she's ever tasted while the man says it is the worst.

I think there's something wrong with your taste bud's girl said the man.

I think there's something wrong with your big fat head said Lucy.

Well, I'm not the cook in this join so I don't care what you have to say, got it? Said the Bartender.

Hey, barkeep I'll take 50 steaks to go said Lucy.

And I'll take 51 of those delicious cherry pies to go said the man.

Wait make that 52 steaks said Lucy.

Better make that 53 pies said the man.

54 steaks said Lucy.

55 pies said the man.

56 said Lucy.

70 pies said the man.

80 said Lucy.

100 said the man.

I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you said both.

Do you even have the slightest idea of what you're fighting about? Asks Zoro.

Lucy, you promised remember? Said Nami.

Besides we don't have enough money to buy dozens of steaks we aren't here to shop said Nami.

So then are you a pirate? Asks the man.

Yeah, that's right said Lucy.

How big's your bounty? Asks the man.

30 million said Lucy.

30 million? For you? Said the man.

I wouldn't believe it even if I collected it said the man.

You calling me a liar you fat hairy ape? Said Lucy.

Enough said the Bartender.

We've got rules in this place and one of 'em's no fighting said the Bartender.

Here's your 50 cherry pies now please just walk away said the Bartender.

The man takes the pies and walks away.

I'm looking for a pirate that wears a Straw Hat said a man.

Customer: It's Bellamy.

So, you must be Straw Hat Lucy with the cool 30 million said Bellamy.

Who's this guy? Asks Lucy.

Looks like he has a bone to pick with you Lucy said Zoro.

That must be that Bellamy guy that rented out the hotel we were at said Nami.

How come everyone I meet in this town is so tall? Asks Lucy.

I'll take a glass from the top shelf and get the girl whatever she wants said Bellamy.

Right said the Bartender.

Cheers said Bellamy.

Hey, thanks for the drink pal said Lucy.

You know what? You're all right said Lucy.

Then he smashes her head into the bar which breaks it.

What are you doing punk? Asks Bellamy.

That's the question you should be asking yourself said Zoro.

Zoro! Don't do it! We still need to get some information said Nami.

Quiet said Zoro.

This wants a fight I'll give to him said Zoro.

So that's all you've got for backup! Said Bellamy.

Now are you ready to take me one or not? Asks Lucy.

You've got it all wrong girl this isn't a fight, it's a test said Bellamy.

Now come on let's see how strong you are said Bellamy.

Lucy hold on said Nami.

Then asks about Sky Island and everyone laughs.

You got me there kid said Bellamy.

I can't believe you guys believe a Ridiloius legend like an island in the sky said Bellamy.

Especially considering how little you know said Bellamy.

Then he mentions the Knockup Stream.

Looks to me like this is the first you've ever heard about it said Bellamy.

Any ship that gets caught in a Knockup Stream is catapulted into the sky and later slammed back into the ocean said Bellamy.

Then Bellamy explains the legend.

What a shame said Bellamy.

Look I was gonna let you join my crew if you test of a new era, but it seems you're a lost cause said Bellamy.

Thing the time of pirate's dreams is over said Bellamy.

The city of gold, the emerald ruins, and the great One Piece said Bellamy.

The fools who dream of these fictional treasures don't notice the real treasures that around them said Bellamy.

In this age of ocean, the very men who are brave and capable of navigating currents is chasing these ridiculous dreams and die in the process said Bellamy.

Whenever people speak about these dead idiots, they always he twas because he died living his dream said Bellamy.

Ha! No, he died because he was a fool said Bellamy.

So, when I see people chasing dreams of One Piece, I get disgusted said Bellamy.

Lucy said Nami.

You're a weak pirate just like they were and as long as you're hacking around, you'll make us the real pirates look like trash said Bellamy.

Nami then tells Lucy and Zoro to fight Bellamy.

Zoro no matter what happens don't fight back said Lucy.

Eventually, the trio is tossed out of the bar.

The sky island does exist said the man from the before.

Got something you wanna say? Asks Nami.

Now what can you possibly be angry about? Asks the man.

Your two friends won that fight without even throwing a punch said the man.

I respect ya the way you treated 'em back there said the man.

You got nerves of steel lady said the man.

Lucy said Nami.

This new era they keep rambling on and on about is a loaf of crap said the man.

The era when pirates' dream of treasure will come to an end? Yeah, right said the man.

The dreams of pirates will never end said the man.

Am I right? Ask the man.

One-upping your peers isn't easy said the man.

They laugh at us all they want because when you aim high, you often come across fights that just aren't worth fighting right? said the man.

Let's go said Zoro.

Yeah, said Nami.

Lucy? Said Nami.

Lucy said Nami.

Oh, it looks like I interrupted you said the man.

Are you in a hurry girl? Asks the man.

One more thing I hope you find your way to Sky Island said the man.

Maybe we should keep talking to him he may know something about Sky Island said Nami.

Who was he? Asks Nami.

I don't know but it's not he said Lucy.

If it's not he then what is it? Asks Nami.

Probably they come on let's go said Zoro.

What do you mean they? Asks Nami.

Are you saying there were others with him? Where I didn't see anyone said Nami.

Hello? Are you even listening said Nami.


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Lucy! Zoro! What happened? Why are you bleeding? Asks Ussop.

Nami! Oh no, are you alright? Asks Sanji.

Doctor! Said Chopper.

You're the doctor go check 'em already said Ussop.

Ow! Right said Chopper.

So, what happened to you guys? It looks like you were mauled by a pack of rabid wolves said Ussop.

It was Pirates, but we're ok just some scratches said Lucy.

Yeah, said Zoro.

You guys seem to be ok with everything, but I certainly am not said Nami.

What's wrong with you two? Said Nami

When someone provokes you the only logical response would be to pummel their faces and wipe the blood with their friend's faces said Nami.

Or better you could have just blown up the entire annoying town said Nami.

What happened to all that pacifist talk? Asks Zoro.

Shut up, Zoro! What's past is past, we're not talking about ancient history here said Nami.

Hey, why is she in such a bad mood? She didn't get a single scratch on her said Ussop.

Huh! Beats me said Lucy.

Oh yeah did you get any information about Sky Island? Asks Chopper.

Sky Island? Said Nami.

Does it even matter anymore? All I did was say the word Sky Island and they all laughed at me said Nami.

What the heck was so funny about saying that? Asks Nami.

I am the ketchup star said Ussop.

It sounds like I missed on out some excitement here said Robin.

How's everyone doing? Asks Robin.

Robin! Welcome back my love I can draw a bath and prepare a fruit drink if you're interested said Sanji.

Hey there, Robin, where have you been all day huh? Asks Lucy.

Well, I went shopping for clothes and got some information on Skypeia said Robin.

Nami snaps at Robin for starting this whole thing.

Robin, I'd keep my distance if I were you said Ussop.

At least for the next 2 hours said Ussop.

Don't rock the boat, know what I'm saying? Said Ussop.

Here you go captain said Robin.

Ooh thanks, Robin said Lucy.

Looks like a normal map so what's the big deal? Said Ussop.

It's this Island said Robin.

On the left is Mock Town which is where we are now and if you look on the other side, you'll see an X on the coast said Robin.

Supposedly a man who live there that was banished from this town because he didn't blend in said Robin.

Didn't blend in? Said Lucy and Ussop.

His name is Montblanc Cricket, apparently, Mr. Cricket talked about his dreams too much said Robin.

Sounds like you have something in common said Robin.

We need to pay this guy a visit said Lucy.

Wait a second Lucy, it might not be such a good idea to do that, at least not now said Ussop.

Wouldn't you agree Chopper? Said Ussop.

What the heck happened to you two? Asks Ussop.

I thought I was a goner said Chopper.

You are such a pain said Zoro.

Nami was freaking out said Chopper.

What did you say? Asks Nami.

Wait a second you better not be laughing at me said Nami.

No course not said Chopper.


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Well, it didn't take us long to run into something weird said Lucy.

Do you think it's the same salvage ship from before or…? Asks Lucy.

Nah, it might look similar but it's not Mashira's ship said Sanji.

Yeah, cause Chopper and I saw those guys, right? Said Ussop.

Right, we saw them docking, turns out they ported Mock Town the same as most ships in the waters said Chopper.

They're greedy slime just like all the others said Chopper.

You know those guys better hope we don't run into them again said Lucy.

Hey! You guys said a green orangutan.

Shut your traps and pay attention huh said the green orangutan.

Can you believe I actually got all worked up wondering who you people were? Asks the green orangutan.

Your face looks weird what species are you? Asks Lucy.

I'm human moron said the man.

The man's crew speaks up and protests.

Hey now now hold on said the Shoujou.

It looks like we're in the same profession were you aware that Crocodile one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea was defeated recently? Said Shoujou.

When you consider my dominating abilities that open spot is as good as mine said Shoujou.

I've been doing my best to stay patient but lately, anticipation has gotten the best of me said Shoujou.

So your goal is to become one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea? Asks Lucy.

Didn't I just say that? Said Shoukou.

In any case, you're obviously not a threat to me, so let's get to know each other personally said Shoujou.

I'll start, did you know I haven't had my haircut my entire life? That's over 25 years said Shoujou.

You're impressed and jealous admit it said Shoujou.

That's lame said Lucy.

How dare you said Shoujou.

Diver 1: Watch your mouth girl.

Settle down, my faithful divers, I'm not going let these foul-mouthed punks get away with insulting me said Shoujou.

Take this to heart, sail through the tunnel that is my rage and you'll be met by a sea of blood from which you'll never escape said Shoujou.

Yeah, whatever said Lucy.

Move aside we have places to go and people to meet said Lucy.

You just don't get it do you?! This is my turf and if you wanna pass you either pay the toll or be sunk! Got it?! Yells Shoujou.

What's this guy mean by his turf? He's starting to sound like our old friend Mahira said Ussop.

Huh? Mashira said stuff like that? Asks Lucy.

What? Mashira? Said Shoujou.

What about Mashira? Asks Shoujou.

If you must know we kicked his butt off our boat said Lucy.

But we didn't think… said Lucy.

You what? Kicked him? Said Shoujou.

Easy boss said his crew.

No! How dare you lay a hand on my brother said Shoujou.

Wait hold on listen to me said Lucy.

Sure we threw him off our boat but I bet he's alive said Lucy.

Havoc Shooter said Shoujou.

The ship said Lucy.

So what are they doing? Asks Sanji.

Who knows but it's amazing said Lucy.

He's destroying his own ship with his voice said Lucy.

Back to work everyone! Let's use this to our advantage and put some distance between us and them said Nami.

Great idea said Sanji.

Look, Nami's not a demon anymore said Lucy.

Well I hope she'd be calmer after letting off all that steam earlier said Ussop.

Lucy we've got trouble said Ussop.

This isn't good said Ussop.

The waves are moving faster than I thought said Ussop.

Oh great the ship's starting to break apart right where I made all those repairs today

Ahh! She's beat up enough already said Ussop.

If we stay here any longer we'll start taking on water said Ussop.

Full speed ahead! We need to get out of his voices range said Nami.