Lenore was rummaging through the attic when she found the ring, the honey gold ring glowed with an unearthly happiness, she knows she should probably close the Box she found it in, but something about the glow has her putting it on her finger, and that unearthly happiness glow feels her body
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Edgar was at his desk finishing up some homework when something crashes through his window, his head snaps to see his girlfriend Lenore trust up in a golden Recreation of a villain outfit, he can only briefly note the gold ring on her finger before she's on him
" oh my God Edgar I'm so happy to see you, have I ever told you I love you sooooo much", lenoir proceeds to bombard edgar's face with kisses, and you're just about to accept this might as well be the rest of his day but then another thing flies through his window cold by the heightened emotion brought about by the golden ring on his girlfriend's hand
In a flash of light his girlfriend's outfit gains more color, the pink of the ring is mirrored in the dots and sleeves of her dress, edgar has a feeling he knows what's going on but before he can pull out his phone and call The Intergalactic helpline, his girlfriend begins cackling maniacally and crashes through one of his walls
{ damn why couldn't she use one of the windows again} he thinks to himself as he continues to dial the helpline
meanwhile in a shopping mall lenoir is having her feel of anything she damn well wants, courtesy of all the smiling and agreeable people she's surrounded by, due to the influence of her twin power rings they're happy to do what they're told because they love her so much
after the 4th Gucci handbag she decides to call it a day and go home, before she can begin levitating all the neat items the lovely people here brought her, twin beams hold both of her hands keeping her from using either of her rings
Looking up she sees two Green Lanterns looking angrily at her, she just pouts and mumbles profanity as the glorified space pigs put back all the stuff she stole
" you can't take away the pink one, it came to me I own it" she complains when they tried to get the pink ring off of her
A couple days later edgar is doing some more homework, he'd barely written the last paragraph when his girlfriend crashes through his window again, her dress is now completely pink and she has an exhausted but happy look on her face
" guess who finally got registered to use a power rang" she says happily and plops herself on his bed exhaustedly," it was sooo boring, I had to sign all these contracts and promise I won't do anything bad and" she cuts herself off with an annoyed sigh, and slips her ring off her uniform dissolves to reveal she's wearing casual clothes, she takes off her shoes and pants and looks at Edgar lustily
" I could really use some stress relief" she says with a saucy wink and just slip of one of her panty straps, " me too babe" edgar replies standing was chair and stretching before getting to task
The end