Dominatrix Resurrection
the episode begins with the zoom in on an apartment building, inside how to individuals, a blonde woman that looks in her early thirties and A Very Old Man. The woman is wearing a lewd mockery of the Alice dress and the man is wearing very obviously party supply acquired bunny ears and a bow tie collar that seems to beep every once in awhile
woman: so I just put this on * she holds up a black headband that similarly beeps* and you go all blank eyed and obedient
man: yeah that's what the guy I got this from said will happen, so how much am I going to have to pay you for this
woman: well I've never really done this before so... I don't know like 50 bucks
man: that sounds reasonable now let's get this on baby
the woman puts on the black headband and not very soon after begins grabbing painfully at her head and screaming as something infiltrates her mind, the man watches quietly as the woman spasms on the floor in mental agony
woman(pain evident in her voice): oh my god it feels like my brain is on fire, don't just sit there help me God damn it
the man begins to get up as a woman's agonized spasms suddenly stop but is halted by another order this one made by a different voice
Jarvis's voice: ignore that last order sit back down
the camera pans over to show the woman admiring herself in the mirror
Jarvis's voice(from the woman's lips): well, I really got myself in quite a looker, * he pushes her impressive rack together* absolutely stunning tits, * he poses to give himself a full front of the outfit* she looks absolutely wonderful in this number
he's just about to pull down her panties to take a glimpse at her genitalia when there's a ringing from a telephone on the desk, Jarvis walks the woman's body over to the desk and answers the phone
Jarvis* shifting his voice back to the woman's original*: hello I'm sort of busy so why are you calling, oh good evening Betty... What's that... You and Bane... Want me to have a double date with you guys... I'd love to Betty... I have a bit of a weird question but my boyfriend's number seems to have my mind, what was it again... Thanks for that Betty I'll call them up and tell him,Bye
Jervis hangs up and a smile splits his new bodies lips as he begins to die on the phone
scene jump cuts to the opening title sequence and soon after be we're inside of Harley and Ivy's new hideout and abandoned Botanical shop that has been overrun by Ivy's plants, Harley herself is lounging on a stolen couch watching the shops ceiling mounted TV
news anchor: and here's some good news for you pasta lovers out there Mama's macaroni which was recently a destroyed again during the horrible lust orgy on Valentine's Day has finally finished rebuilding and is going to have another grand reopening hopefully this time it lasts longer than and before
Harley *excitedly*: hey Ives! They finally rebuilt Mama's macaroni, we should totally go there for the Grand rereopening
Ivy *rushing into the room*: oh my God for reals you're totally I'll go get my coat
later at Mama's macaroni, at one of the tables sits Bane, his recently acquired girlfriend Betty, and the chick housing Jarvis's mind who is accompanied by a skinny man with long black hair his eyes obscured by his hair, he begins to speak in the voice of Jeffrey Combs
black haired man: well bane it's quite kind of them to let you inside of the restaurant again even though you were the one who destroyed it
Bane: yes it is they were quite understanding of the circumstances, a bit off topic but nice new hat Jack
Bane gestures to the man's very impressively big hat the Bears quite resemblance to those wearing by scarecrows, the Hat makes very obvious beeping noises which go unnoticed
Jack: oh thanks Alice bought it for me actually
the man turns with a smile to his girlfriend " Alice" who smiles back and rubs his hand on the table affectionately
" Alice" opens her mouth to say something but it's interrupted when her ears pick up a familiar voice, she turns to see Harley and Ivy chatting about what to order, she's about to excuse herself but then the way to comes
the scene cuts to later outside of the restaurant where " Alice" Waits with her boyfriend for something, what they're waiting for soon to revealed itself as Harley and Ivy exit the restaurant Harley has a bag filled with leftovers from their meal that they had inside
Jarvis* shift back to his regular voice*: good evening ladies, you may not recognize me but I'm sure you shall recognize my voice * he glances over* to Harley especially you miss harleen
Harley makes a confused sound before recognition Dawn's on her
Harley: wait- Jervis, I thought I killed you, why are you a woman
Jervis: will you see miss harleen you may have killed my original body but I made a fail safe just in case of my death, you see I have two types of circuitry, control circuitry much like is placed in this man's hat * he packs Alice's boyfriend on the shoulder*, and command circuitry much like dear Alice is wearing * he Glides one of the woman's fingers upon the headband she still wearing*, I created a failsafe to be activated upon my death that whomsoever wears a piece of command circuitry shall be overwritten by an AI I made from my brain patterns that I placed inside of the that type of circuitry
Harley: so you came back from the dead and some b****'s body to kill me
Jervis: oh goodness no Miss harleen, you see my plan with those ridiculous looking hats which to find a candidate to be my replacement Jonathan, someone I could override with Jonathan's memories so he would live once more, but now that I have dear Jack here, I found the perfect replacement, so dear Harley I've come here to thank you for helping me
jervis stretches out of hand for handshake to which Harley tentatively accepts and soon after Jervis and his new board are gone leaving the ladies confused but relieved that no battle had been initiated
meanwhile in one of Hatters hideouts, inside of a very well decorated bedroom, Jack sit stock still as Jervis images to a drawer until with a gasp of relief he pulls out a noose that sparkles with electrical light
Jervis: oh Johnny darling, I'm sure you're going to love the new me
the episode ends and as the credits roll the sound of the Hatter's laughter is heard and halfway through is accompanied by the sound of the scarecrows and then the sound of bed springs squeaking
Love Potion sitcom episode
the episode opens on an argument between Harley and Ivy
ivy: for the last time Arlene I'm not giving it to you I change my mind
Harley: but you already made it so you might as well give it to me, and besides I needed it red, it's the only way Joker will love me
ivy: trust me Harley you've been fine without his love and you'll continue to be fine
Harley: okay okay, let's just go and try to calm down then we can talk this out rationally
ivy: yeah we probably should calm down come on let's put on some nature documentary and try to cool down
the two women leave the room and not a moment later Jarvis touch enters sees the container of love potion that looks like a soda bottle, and walked over and chugging half of it
Jervis: that was pretty good, well time for my daily activity of looking at photos of people who I'm friends with
Jarvis pulls out a photo Jonathan and soon after his eyes registered the man's face we zoom into his chest and witness a cartoony representation of Alice being kicked out of his heart to be replaced by Jonathan, we zoom out to see that he's cross-eyed and blushing violently. Faintly the sound of a cuckoo clock going absolutely wild plays in the background
the same cuts to adore which is vitally knocked upon by jervis's hand, there's always soon open by Jonathan who is surprised to see Jervis show a bouquet of flowers into his face
Jarvis: Mr Crane would you do me the honors of going on night on the town with me, I would so like it
Jonathan (blushing slightly): y-yes that'd be nice
cut back to Harley and Ivy panicking about The Love Potion being half drunk
ivy: okay we need to calm down * Harley continues to panic* I said calm down * Ivy slaps her*
Harley takes a deep breath
Harley: okay I'm calm, now all we have to do is look for someone who's completely Lovestruck by someone or something. I give them an antidote... You did make one of those right
ivy: well... No, but it should be easy to make one, so you go find the Love truck person and I'll make the antidote
Harley nods but before she can back away from ivy the door to the kitchen Creeks open and both women glance up to see Jonathan and Jervis chatting about where to go for their date
Jervis: oh hello ladies me and Jonathan seem to have come on an impasse, could you give us some suggestions on where to go on a date tonight
Harley thinks quickly and says: how about summer casual like Applebee's
Jonathan: oh thanks Harley that sounds absolutely nice
but you may leave and the two women look at each other I know exactly what they need to do
later at Applebee's Jarvis and Jonathan are having a wonderful time they've just finished the burgers and are chatting about similar interests
the camera pans over to Ivy and Harley very shittily disguised, ivy is holding a small vial of antidote closely to her chest waiting for the right opportunity to go over and slip it into jervis's drink
Harley(whispering): why don't we just tell John what's happening, it will soften the blow if he knows that it isn't real love when jervis is cured and he rejects him
ivy: yeah, maybe that's a better idea
ivy goes over to the table and Whispers the truth to Jonathan who gets confused then sad look on his face, Ivory slips the vial into his hand and glances over to Jervis who's looking at Jonathan lovingly
Jonathan: Jervis... You do anything for me right
jervis: of course I would darling, because I love you oh so very much
Jonathan: good * hands in the vial of antidote* could you drink this for me
Jervis does so and when he looks back at Jonathan he still has that lovey dovey look in his eyes, Jonathan waits for it to fade but it never does
Jonathan: so you really do love
Jarvis: of course I do darling, why wouldn't I
they both look at each other lovingly than me together to share a singular kiss, figures in the background coming to focus it's Harley and ivy who look a mixture of confused and proud
Harley: good for them, I think?
And the credits roll