Hello :P Here is just a little funny and cute chapter today and as the name suggests, is about a shipping war. You'll have to read to find out whom it's about though ;P Hope you enjoy :3

Disclaimer: I own Ben and Melissa :P


"Ash, you know nothing!"

I looked up from my position on the kitchen counter where I was drinking a ketchup bottle. My expression was confused. What were they arguing about this time? I sure hoped it wasn't to do with in the bedroom or I would have to move sharpish.

"Gee thanks Mist, I appreciate the high praise." My adult trainer rolled his eyes as he finished eating his dinner. "But seriously, I really think you're wrong!"

I face palmed inwardly. He was sure going to get it now.

"Why's that? They'd be perfect together. Maybe even as good a match as us!"

I pretended to go back to licking the last of the ketchup but I was in fact mostly concentrating on eavesdropping.

"As good as us? No one is good as us..." his face softened before he put his last meatball into his mouth. He made sure to swallow as even he knew he would get it for talking with his mouth full. "I just don't think they're a good couple okay?"

My eyes grew even more confused as the conversation went on. They were probably talking about some celebrity couple.

"And why's that, Ketchum?"

I couldn't help but look up at this, my eyes scanning the room curiously. She used his last name, she was not backing down.

"You're Ketchum too ya know..." pouted my raven haired trainer before leaning back on his chair. "I don't know I just think the stubbornness would be way too much-"

"Like me and you?" asked Misty sarcastically, her eyes wide.

I could tell where this conversation was going but I still didn't know what they were talking about.

"Between Ben and Melissa the stubbornness would be double trouble, plus there's a pretty massive age gap between them and I really think he doesn't like her like that." Ash sighed, resting his crossed arms on the table. I almost choked on my ketchup at this point. It was true that Ben didn't like Melissa like that... But one of his sons did...

"And besides, you're the only stubborn one between us two..."

I rolled my eyes inwardly, squeezing the bottle to get as much out as possible. Only a stubborn person wouldn't admit that they're stubborn.

"Whatever Ash, just tell me why Ben and Willow would be so perfect?"

Ash smirked at her as if you say gladly, running a hand through his hair confidently.

"Willow has the brains of Cilan academically and the life skills of Iris. She's also really into pokemon and growing into quite a pretty girl in fact." he swallowed before continuing. "Besides-"

I decided I had had enough. It was now quite clear to me what was happening. Ash and Misty were having a shipping war and this time they were pairing up Ben with all of their friend's daughters. I jumped down from the counter and scurried quickly out of the room. I had to get out of there before they asked me to help them with their fanfiction.

The End.


There ya go, hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading :P Will probably update this on Wednesday again like always xD See you then :P

AmyBieberKetchum signing out :-)