Episode 6: Aftermath: The Return
As the music plays, we see a wall filled with clips of the past seasons. After a few seconds, the logo "Total Drama Return of the All-Stars Aftermath" explodes on the screen. After another explosion, the following short clip recaps play.
(Recap: Sam and Rodney from Welcome to the Outback: Part 2)
Sam and Rodney put the roof on their cabin, but then, it collapses.
Rodney: Oh no!
Sam: Our cabin!
(Recap: Brick and Topher from And Bingo Was Not His Name-o)
Brick: Um... Okay. Fine. I'll admit it. I'm terrible at Bingo! Do you hear me?! I'm bad at bingo! I never played a game of it until just now.
It then cuts to the elimination ceremony.
Topher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now I'll never be the host now!
(Recap: Chase and Emma from A Greasy Mascot Race)
Beth slides into Chase, causing him to fall off a cliff.
Chase: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Emma: CHASE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Recap: Damien from You DARE to Oppose Me?!)
Damien: I... I... I can't do it! I'm sorry guys, but I went through this once and I won't do it again!
After the opening sequence, The logo animation plays again, then fade into the aftermath studio from seasons 2 and 3. Not much has changed (Geoff and Bridgette are still sitting on the couch in the middle) except a new seat is featured right next to the hosting sofa. Occupying the peanut gallery on the left are B, DJ, Lindsay, Tyler, Justin, Scary Girl, Izzy, Dakota (Still in her mutated form), Staci (Her hair has grown back), Axel, Zee, Ella, Amy, Beardo and Nichelle and sitting in the peanut gallery on the right are Harold, Trent, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Sierra, Sammy, Leonard, Anne Maria, Mike and Caleb. The audience applause.
Geoff: Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermath! It has been years since we've been in this studio!
Bridgette: Yup. We have been invited to come back here in this studio and watch everything that happened this season. From the peanut gallery, our friends for the original cast, say hello to DJ, Harold, Trent, Katie and Sadie, Eva, Izzy, Lindsay, Tyler, Justin and Sierra.
Geoff: And from our new friends from our second generation of cast members, say hello to B, Staci, Dakotazoid, Mike and Anne Maria.
Bridgette: And from our other new friends from third generation of cast members, say hello to Beardo, Leonard, Amy, Sammy, and Ella.
Geoff: And from the fourth generation of cast members, say hello to Zee, Axel, Caleb and Scary Girl. Wayne and Raj were supposed to be here, but they were invited to return to the competition, but we'll get to that in a moment. But for now, say hello to our brand new co-host, who is also my partner from the Ridonculous Race, my best bud Brody!
The audience cheered as Brody entered the stage.
Brody: Hello everyone!
Bridgette: Hey Geoff, congrats on winning the race with Brody.
Geoff: Thank you.
Brody: It was an honor to win the race with my best bud, and I got to go out with my girl McArthur. She and Sanders are now police officers.
Bridgette: That's amazing.
Sammy: Thanks for separating me from my sister, guys.
Geoff: It was no problem, Sammy.
Amy: Her name is Samey!
Bridgette: We're calling her Sammy, so deal with it!
Amy rolled her eyes.
DJ: I'm glad to not be invited to compete this season.
Harold: Same here. We all suffered enough from Chris! Although I do miss being with Leshawna.
Scary Girl: I wish I was invited. It would be awesome making everyone scream their heads off!
She claps and cheers, making every next to her except for Izzy scoot slowly away.
Izzy: I like this girl.
Sierra: I didn't get an invite either. I wanted to be in the new season with my Cody-wody, but I didn't get invited!
She cries and Katie and Sadie comfort her.
Eva: I'm glad I'm not on this show anymore. Stupid Chris.
Ella: Mind if I sing us a song?
Eva: Don't even think about it! Now I know why Sugar hates you.
Mike: I decided not to come back after I won the first All-Star season.
Geoff: Anyways, it's time to introduce our first two guests.
The monitor shows Sam and Rodney's moments from Revenge of the Island, All-Stars and Pahkitew Island.
Bridgette: Sam came into this show with high hopes of winning. Sure his team didn't win a lot of challenges that season, but he won Dakota over before he was eliminated and then he came back in the 1st All-Star season. He won the food challenge before forfeiting it for the team.
Brody: As for Rodney, he came to Pahkitew Island also with hopes to win. He has a crush on multiple girls before he was eliminated for taunting a chicken in the truth or dare challenge.
Geoff: And then they both came back as All-Stars for this season, only to be eliminated first after their cabin was sabotaged.
The monitor clicked off.
Geoff: One of them is a gamer boy, played Donkey Kong in real life, burped so loud the whole island heard it and the other one says goofy stuff around girls. Introducing our first two guests, Sam and Rodney!
The audience cheered as Sam and Rodney enters the stage.
Sam: Hi Dakota!
Dakota (Mutant Form): Hello Sam!
They both took their seats.
Bridgette: You two were invited to come back as All-Stars this season only to be voted out first. That sucks right?
Sam: Yeah. Getting eliminated first bites, but at least we got to see our friends again.
Geoff: Yeah, but it's cool that you got to see your friends again.
Rodney: Yeah. But I need some love advice. How can I talk to girls without screwing it up?
Sierra: I know. We can give him a script for him to practice talking to girls.
Brody: That could work. Let's try it. Can we see the script?
The producers gave him the script and he gives it to Rodney.
Bridgette: Rodney, try practicing on me.
Rodney: Okay. (He starts looking at the script.) You are... the... m-m-m-most beautiful... g-g-g-girl I have ever met. W-w-will you go out with m-me?
Bridgette: Okay. Looks like Sierra's script idea worked.
Sierra: Yay! My script idea worked!
She laughs goofily.
Eva: How old are you again?
Sierra rolled her eyes.
Sam: Anyways, can we sit next to Dakota?
Bridgette: Sure. Go ahead.
They do so and Sam smiles at Dakota.
Dakota (Mutant Form): Hey Sam.
Sam: Hey Babe.
Geoff: Time to introduce our next two guests.
The monitor shows Brick and Topher's moments from Revenge of the Island and Pahkitew Island.
Bridgette: Brick entered the fourth season as a favorite. His time in the army has won his team challenges before I switched teams. His time in the toxic wasted Camp Wawanakwa was unfortunately short lived.
Geoff: As for Topher, he was a huge fan of Chris and he only cared about taking his hosting job. That was before Chris tricked him into thinking he was getting the job by disguising as a producer. That's low, even for Chris.
Brody: They then came back as All-Stars, but they were the second ones eliminated after Brick didn't know how to play bingo and Topher keep narrating nonstop.
Geoff: One of them can dislocate his hip AND his arm, attended fashion school, makes a killer detonating duffle bag, and took down a killer gopher with only his stinky boots, while the other tried to take over Chris' hosting job and narrates everything about his everyday life, say hello to Brick and Topher!
The audience cheered as Brick and Topher entered the stage. They then took their seats.
Brick: Hey guys. It's good to be here.
Bridgette: Hey guys. Sucks that you are both eliminated second.
Topher: Yeah. But do you think I would make a better host than Chris?
Sadie: Well...
Harold: At least you're not as cruel as he is, so yeah.
Topher: Awesome!
Geoff: So Brick, what's it like to be an army dude?
Brick: It's amazing.
Brody: And that episode were you took down that killer gopher with your stinky boots. How did it feel?
Brick: It felt really great. I saved both teams from getting killed by them.
Bridgette: I'm glad you saved them. You're like a hero.
Brick: Thanks.
Brody: And Topher, how many times did you try to take over Chris' hosting job?
Topher: A few times. I once took his phone so I can get a call from the producers so I could get his hosting job.
Bridgette: But it didn't go so well when he posed as a producer to make your team lose.
Topher: Yeah. It bites. I wanted to stay longer so I could have another chance, but I got eliminated before I got the chance!
Geoff: That sucks.
Topher: I know.
Brick: I think you'd make a great host.
Topher: Really?
Brick: Yeah.
Topher: Thanks! Can we sit next to our friends now?
Geoff: Sure, Dude. There's a free seat next to Sierra.
Topher then sits next to Sierra.
Topher: You're pretty cute I must say. You're a Total Drama super fan, right?
Sierra: Yeah. I competed on the show in World Tour and on the first All-Star season. I didn't get invited to compete this season.
Topher: Sorry to hear that. I know! Would you like to go out sometime?
Sierra: Sorry, but my heart only belongs to Cody. But he's not here. He's in Australia competing on this show.
Topher: Aw.
Sammy: Looks like Topher's in love with Sierra.
Lindsay: Aw! Their love is so cute together!
Justin: So Caleb. Let's talk, one handsome guy to another. What's it like dating Priya?
Caleb: It's amazing. Priya's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for. Too bad Julia was trying to ruin it.
Bridgette: Julia was the Gen 4 version of Heather, right?
Caleb: Yeah. She's a horrible person.
Axel: Yeah. We all hate her.
Geoff: I don't blame you. Anyways, it's time for us to go on a commercial break here on Total... Drama... Aftermath!
The audience cheered and then the logo pops up, cutting to commercial break.
The logo pops up again after the commercial break.
Geoff: Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermath. We have already introduced our first four guests. Now we can check our other guests backstage.
The backstage cam shows Emma feeding Chase, who is out of his body cast, but his arms, legs, head and neck are still broken and he is still on a wheelchair.
Emma: Oh Chase, I promise I will hurt Beth for what she did to you!
Damien: I feel bad for him too, but you do know you'll go the jail if you do anything bad to her, right?
Emma: I don't care! It'll be worth it! I want Beth to suffer for what she did!
Chase: (Muffled from the bandages) Babe, Chef explained that it was...
Emma: Shh-shh-shh. There there Chase. I promise that I will avenge you and get revenge on Beth for what she did.
Back onstage, the monitor shows clips off.
Caleb: Wow. What happened to Chase was messed up.
Ella: How could Beth do this?!
Bridgette: It wasn't Beth's fault. Dave greased up the kangaroo and when she held it, she couldn't hang on and slipped on the trail of grease on a fast rate.
Axel: That may be true, but she could've just avoided the trail of grease in the ground. We all know how clumsy she is.
Geoff: All I know is what happened to Chase reminded me of what happened near the end of the Ridonculous Race where Devin was knocked off a cliff. It allowed me and Brody to rejoin, but we felt bad for Carrie and Devin after what happened.
Bridgette: Yeah. Getting knocked off a cliff is the worst. So let's go and check our Chase and Emma's journeys to this point.
The monitor then showed Chase and Emma's moments from the 2 reboot seasons.
Geoff: Chase and Emma debuted as an ex couple after Chase cut the brakes to Emma's car and made her crash into a pet store. They both had highs and lows, but they got back to get her after Emma thought Chase apologized, but it turned out he apologized for dropping a candy bar. They then broke up and threw up on each other.
Bridgette: And then they got back together again after Chase knocked his competitors off the platforms and Emma thought he did it to help her win, but it turned out he was in it for pizza. Both of them were voted off in consecutive episodes. After that, they broke up again after Emma found out he only did it for pizza.
Brody: They were both eliminated before the merge that season and they came back as All-Stars. Beth convinced Chase to actually apologize to Emma and he took her advice and they got back together, only for Dave to ruin it all by causing Beth to knock Chase off a cliff. Despite their team winning immunity, Chase and Emma took a heartbreaking exit due to his injuries and her wanting to be with him.
The monitor clicks off.
Eva: So she chose her boyfriend over a million dollars? Lame.
Axel: Hey! Ripper chose to be with me over a million dollars!
Geoff: Ladies, we're talking here! (They stopped.) Anyways, our next guests are YouTube sensations, one of them accidentally killed a turtle while the other abandoned his buddy and left him with a raptor. Welcome Chase and Emma!
The audience cheered as Emma wheels Chase onto the stage. She then took her seat afterwards.
Bridgette: Hey Emma. Sorry this had to happen to Chase.
Emma: It's not your fault. It was Beth's fault! She did this to my boyfriend! When I get my hands on...
Geoff: Whoa whoa whoa! Please chill out! I'm sure Beth didn't mean to do it.
Bridgette: Yeah. It was Dave who...
Emma: No! Beth did this! She planned this all along! She's pure evil!
Bridgette: Listen! I understand that you're upset over what happened to Chase, but Dave was the one who caused all this by greasing up the kangaroo!
Emma: I saw her! She was...
Geoff: Okay. Looks like you guys have a fan video. It's from... Seth from Georgia.
The monitor shows Seth.
Seth: Hello, Chase and Emma. I'm your biggest fan!
Chase: (Muffled from the bandages) Hey Seth!
Seth: Hello. I watch your videos online and I am a huge fan!
Emma: EEE! He watches our videos! Any questions you want to ask us?
Seth: Yeah. Why did you guys break up?
Emma: He cut the brakes to my car and we broke up. But Beth the bit-
Geoff covers her mouth.
Geoff: Don't say that on TV! Anyways, you can ask them another question.
Seth: What's your favorite stunt?
Chase: (Muffled from the bandages) I like the skydiving into a pool stunt.
Seth: Cool. Oh crap. My phone is about to die. My last question: will you recover soon Chase?
Chase: (Muffled from the bandages) Yes. I'm a quick healer!
Seth: Cool. Anyways, I'll... Oh crap. My phone is gonna...
The monitor clicks off.
Brody: We lost him.
Geoff: Oh... Anyways, time for everybody's favorite segment: that's gonna leave a mark! (The monitor turns on and the music starts playing. First shows Beth during the bingo challenge. She puts a chip on her card and a anvil lands in her. The next clip shows Team Kangaroo cheering after winning the building challenge and a mic slams Duncan on the kiwis. The next clip shows the grease race challenge and Cody slips and lands on his kiwis on the stepping stones. The next clip shows the building challenge. Priya throws the hammer and it hits Ripper in the face and knocks him out. The next clip shows the dare challenge and Gwen was about to kiss Cody on the cheek before spotlight falls on her. The last clip shows the grease race challenge and Ripper was running and slips on the grease. He launches off a ramp and lands in a tree and the monitor ends.) That segment. Awesome as always, but don't worry. Our friends are okay.
Bridgette: That's good. Anyways, it's time to introduce our last guest.
Several clips show Damien's moments from the first 2 reboot seasons and this fanfic.
Geoff: Damien came into Total Drama with no knowledge of the show. He then wanted to vote himself off the show, but his teammates wouldn't do it until he made a campaign to vote himself off. After he saved them, he changed his mind and wanted to stay until he was actually voted off. And then in the 2nd season, he had to deal with a painful four pointer in the 2nd challenge. And then he won the first merge challenge of that season, but ended up getting eliminated later that season after his immunity idol was stolen by Julia. And this season, he was eliminated in the previous challenge after chickening out of a dare.
Monitor clicks off.
Brody: Our last guest made a campaign for vote himself off, blew up the main lodge by making a raptor fart on fire and was carried away was carried away by a swarm of bees. Say hello to Damien!
The audience cheered and he enters the stage.
Damien: So this is the aftermath studio. Awesome.
Geoff: Hey Dude. Glad you could make it.
Damien: Hello, Geoff and Bridgette. Glad I could finally meet you.
Bridgette: What was it like on that show?
Damien: I didn't like it at first, but now, I want to be on it for the million.
Axel: But you lost in the sudden death challenge.
Damien: I know, but I don't want to do that four pointer again. Izzy, why would you dare me to do that?!
Izzy: I just thought it looked so cool when you did it. That's why.
Damien: That did not look cool! I was in serious pain and I was traumatized!
Lindsay: How did it happen again? I must've missed that episode.
Tyler: Millie pushed him down there.
Lindsay: Oh yeah. Oh no. What if Heather does it to me?! That would be awful!
Axel: Is she always this stupid?
Tyler: Yeah, but I find her stupidity hot...
Lindsay: Aw...
She and Tyler kiss.
Damien: Anyways, going down that four point slide was the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I hated every moment of it.
Geoff: Don't worry, dude. Since you're here, you don't have to put up with it anymore.
Bridgette: Yeah. You can hang with us and watch all the action here in this studio.
Damien: Thanks. Anyways, I'm gonna join my peeps.
The crowd cheered as Damien took his seat and the Peanut gallery.
Geoff: Looks like that's our time for today!
Bridgette: Join Chris and the cast next time to see who will...
Eva: Wait! I just got a call from the producers and I'm gonna be guest staring in one of the next episodes of this season, so I have to go. See ya.
She leaves.
Brick: See you later then, Eva.
Bridgette: Anyways... Find out who win the next challenge on... Total... Drama... Return of the All-Stars!
The crowd cheered.
Stay tuned for episode 7.