Plot: Percy went to the underworld to get his mother back and he was not going to leave until he did.

"You are so funny," The beautiful girl sitting on Zeu's lap giggled.

"I know," Zeus grinned, one hand on her waist as he leaned back in his chair, whilst she leaned against him. "Perhaps we should take this to my bedroom," He suggested, the girl looked pleased for about two seconds before pausing, a look of horror on her face.

"But...but what about Lady Hera?" She said worriedly.

"I wouldn't worry about her," Zeus smirked. "She takes power naps around this time of the day, as long as we are quiet, she won't know." He whispered, leaning closer to capture her lips. Her breath hitched, her face flushed red and a smile appeared on her face before she leaned forward to meet him. Their lips were a hair's length away from touching when suddenly a most unwelcome voice interrupted them.

"ZEUS!" The voice boomed, startling Zeus and causing the girl to drop out of his lap. Zeus looked up and saw Hade's scowling face in an iris message, something that was odd since Hades rarely ever messaged him. "Get down here now!" Hades ordered.

"Stop yelling!" Zeus yelled. "What the hades are you on about?!"

"Get the hades down to Hades! Now!" Hades bellowed before looking at something out of view. "Put down the damn sword!" He roared before turning his attention back to Zeus. "Get your lightning-throwing, trouble-making ass down here now or I will remind you exactly why I'm the oldest brother!" He told him before cutting off the message. Before Zeus could recover, the doors opened and in walked Hera.

"Zeus, I..." She stopped, trailing off as she saw Zeus sitting there with a beautiful young woman at his feet. Her eyes narrowed and she glared at her husband.

"Um...got to go," Zeus said weakly before teleporting away.

"Poseidon!" Hade's voice yelled, startling Poseidon who was taking his weekly walk on a beach. The god of seas turned around and saw the odd sight of Hades's face in an Iris message.

"Hello, brother," Poseidon said in a confused voice, wondering just what had pissed off the god of the underworld. "Are you okay?"

"No, I'm not!" Hades snapped. "Your spawn is here and causing trouble!"

"My spawn? Wait, are you referring to - "

"Oh fuck!" Hades yelped. "He's biting me! He's biting me! The little shit is biting me! He's on my ankle! Get him off!"

"Hades?!" Poseidon blinked. "Are you..."

"Come and get your son! NOW!" Hades screamed furiously.

"What are you doing here?!" Zeus demanded as he and Poseidon arrived outside of Hades palace at the same time. "Finally come to give me my lightning bolt, have you?!"

"For what is actually the hundredth time, I did not take your bolt," Poseidon sighed. "Hades summoned me here,"

"What? He summoned me as well," Zeus frowned. "Do you know what this is about?"

"Not a clue," Poseidon fibbed. "Let's go in and find out," He suggested before quickly walking in, leaving Zeus no choice but to follow after him. Once they got into the throne room they were met with a very unusual sight.

A small satyr and a girl that was likely one of Athena's based on her eye colour were attempting valiantly to pull a young boy off of Hade's ankle while the god of the underworld continued to shout various curses in various languages. The boy, who basically looked like an exact copy of Poseidon, had his teeth firmly digging into the left ankle of Hades. Hades also had a bronze sword pierced into his other foot.

"You!" Hades yelled when he saw his brothers. "Get this little thing off of me!" He demanded, the young demigod simply growled out what was probably a threat or an insult whilst still having his teeth firmly in Hade's ankle.

"Why didn't you just kick him in the face?" Zeus couldn't help but wonder.

"He's our brother's son, probably exactly like his dad and you know what happened the last time one of us kicked him in the face!" Hades snapped at Zeus, who took a moment to remember before a shiver passed through his body.

"That was one time," Poseidon said defensively before looking at the demi-gods, the Athena girl and the Satyr had given up and were now standing a respectful distance away while the black-haired demigod was still biting Hades. "Percy," Poseidon called. "Please stop biting my brother," Percy shook his head violently and growled out something.

"I...I speak 'biting'," The young Satyr said. "He's saying he's not letting go of Hades until he gets his mum back."

"Why the fuck are his teeth so strong?!" Hades blurted out, causing Percy to let go for the first time since the other two brothers had gotten here.

"Mum made sure I brushed properly," Percy said proudly before biting Hade's ankle again.

"Ow!" Hades yelped. "Fine! Fine! If I give you your mum back then will you let go?!" Percy growled again.

"He says 'yes'," The Satyr translated.

"Here!" Hades waved his hand and Sally appeared in front of them.

"Mum!" Percy had let go of Hades and rushed to his mother, pulling her into a big hug.

"Percy?!" Sally gasped.

"You're safe, Mum," Percy smiled before letting go and turning to Zeus. "Now, about your lightning bolt, Ares had it. He tricked us into taking it here, it's in that bag," He said, pointing to a bag near the daughter of Athena. Zeus frowned before summoning the bolt into his hand.

"Hmm, how do I know that this is not a trick?!" Zeus demanded.

"Really?" Poseidon sighed. "Brother, my son just wants his mother, he has no interest in your bolt."

"You liar! He's a little thief! He stole my bolt! He and his mother are both responsible for...ow! Fuck! The little shit's bitting me!"

A.N: Hi guys, hope you liked this small little one-shot. It was just an idea that appeared in my head and refused to leave until I wrote it.

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