A/N: Started as one of my tumblr dialogue posts, but it crossed the line into fic. So yeah lol, random tiny silliness. Can blame Gothicthundra 100% for the idea that Ron had bad parents; it's not my headcanon but it's ingrained in my brain.
"Kimmie, maybe we shouldn't discuss whose family is the most dysfunctional at parties..." Ann whispered.
"I don't even know who started it."
"My parents died in a freak disaster!" Shego said, posturing angrily toward Ron.
"Yeah, well at least yours loved you." Ron lifted a hand to begin keeping a tally on his fingers. "My parents tried to move continents without telling me, adopted a super ninja baby from Japan without telling me, and basically left me at the neighbor's house every day of my life!"
James sucked in a breath before murmuring, "I'd say that's harsh, but...where are Mr. and Mrs. Stoppable?"
"Hon, their names are... Wait. Kimmie, what are Ron's parents' names?"
"Dad," Kim said, "maybe we should end the party early..."
"If you can get Drew out of the bathroom. He's still crying about what Ron said about his entire life being a lie to his mother."