Geoff "The Canadian Partying Cowboy" vs. Lightning "The Athletic Storm" Finley

Disclaimer: This match will be a great match.

"Welcome back to Total Drama Wrestling Challenge and before we went to commercial APA helped Beth and Lindsay get the win and here's Funaki with the winners of the match Beth and Lindsay backstage." Jim Ross said as Funaki was with Beth and Lindsay.

"Thank you JR as we have two very lucky winners here Beth "The Wannabe" Morrow and Lindsay Mills "The Sexy Princess" and Lindsay how does it feel for them to protect you guys in the match?" Funaki asked her.

"Well Ichiro…first of all they did it because we offered." Lindsay said to Funaki.

"I see Lindsay and it's Funaki, you got me confused with another Japanese person and…you must not speak a lot of Japanese…anyway Beth how did it feel when after the three count occurred?" Funaki asked Beth.

"Well Funaki Lindsay and I felt a lot of happiness in our bodies and minds because we won our first match…anyway we gotta go into the locker room to celebrate by listening to pop music goodbye Funaki." Beth said as she gave him a kiss on the cheek which shocked Jerry Lawler.

"OH!" Jerry Lawler gasped.

"What in the Canadian Hell is going on here tonight?" Edge said to Jim Ross.

"I have no clue Edge." Jim Ross said to him.

"Anyway coming up next is this upcoming match Lighting "The Athletic Storm" Finley vs. Geoff "The Canadian Partying Cowboy" Michaels and it's gonna be a slobber knocker.

(Bret Hart's Theme Song plays as the commissioner comes out.)

"Bret Hart I think he wants to say something." Jim Ross said to Jerry Lawler and Edge.

"Ladies and Gentlemen…I know that the next match should be great but to make it even better I've decided to make it an Extreme Rules Match and it's falls count anywhere in the entire arena!" Bret Hart said as the crowd cheered.

"WHAT?" Jerry Lawler said, as he was mortified.

"Now that is going to be a slobber knocker for sure." Jim Ross said to Jerry.

"Wow…this is going to be a classic five star match that will make every classic match in Japan look like Child's Play." Edge said as he was excited.

"And this is the first round the "Gold Rush Tournament" and in speaking of the tournament fuck the whole 16 man bracket and I'm making it now an 8 man tournament and then two weeks we'll have the final 4…that's it for now...and good luck to both competitors." Bret Hart said as he left the ring and headed towards backstage.

"Wow…two bombshell announcements the next match an extreme rules match and now the "Gold Rush Tournament" for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship is an 8 man tournament and whoever wins this will face Alejandro Burromeurto next week in the second round the final four." Jerry Lawler said, as all of that astonished him.

"Ladies and Gentlemen now let's go to Funaki for the Pre-Match interviews." Jim Ross said as Funaki was with Geoff.

"Thank you Jim Ross and I'm here with Geoff "The Canadian Partying Cowboy Michaels as he takes on Lightning Finley an in extreme rules match what is your game plan for this match?" Funaki asked Geoff.

"Funaki…Bro, I'm going to steal the show in my first match and I'm going to give Lightning 130% of myself to him why? Because I can and let me tell you something Lightning…just because you won a few championships and you won Total Drama does not make you the king of the world…you know why people hate you man like Jo, and pretty much everyone else? Because you are bigger than you're britches, you're not humble just like your own daddy huh? Another thing man I know you're tough I know your strong but you don't have the respect! You do not have the fucking respect for you're family! You're Coach! You're Friends, and You do not have respect for yourself…and I'm going to show you that when I give you a piece of humble pie slap that son of bitch sideways and stick it straight up your motherfucking candy ass your white-haired bastard! See you in the ring." Geoff said as he left the locker room.

"Okay…that was intense now…let's meet with Renee Young." Funaki said as he was about to faint.

"Lightning Finley you are about to compete for a chance to move in the "Gold Rush" Tournament for TDW World Heavyweight Championship against Geoff Michaels and what is your game plan?" Renee asked him.

"You know what Renee…Lightning has the Sha-Plan right here have a lightning storm conquer him pin his ass and leave and I'll move on and that will be one step closer for Lightning to become the first ever TDW World Heavyweight Champion…SHA-Lightning." Lightning said as he left.

"He is not humbled at all back to you guys." Renee said as she was about to throw up.

"Anyway let's go to the ring announcer Howard Finkel." Edge said as the bell rang.

"Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is an extreme rules match with no disqualifications, no count outs, and falls count anywhere in the arena!" Howard Finkel announced as the crowd cheered.

(Rap Music played as Lightning came out first to a chorus of boos.)

"Introducing first from Toronto Ontario, Canada…weighing in at 272 Pounds…Lightning "The Athletic Storm" Finley" Howard Finkel announced as Lighting came out as he was wearing trunks and they are dark blue and his boots are the same color and he is wearing his Trademark Jersey and he arrives to the ring and takes off his Jersey and he is waiting for his opponent.

("American Bad Ass") by Kid Rock plays even though he's Canadian.

"And his opponent…accompanied to the ring by Bridgette…Vancouver's own…Geoff "The Canadian Partying Cowboy" Michaels." Howard Finkel announced as Geoff arrived to the ring and he's sporting his trademark shorts with knee pads and boots as Geoff and Lightning started to trade lefts and rights as the match began.

"Here we go…" Jerry Lawler said.

"This match is officially underway and Geoff getting the upper hand early on and he nails Lightning with a suplex and Geoff gets out of the ring to find a weapon." Jim Ross said as and Geoff got out a steel chair and he hit Lightning in the back.

(BAM!)

"Oh, that had to hurt his back for a while." Edge said as Lighting was touching his back after that first steel chair shot and after that Geoff hit him again with that chair shot but this time it was in the head.

"God almighty that had to hurt." Jim Ross said, as Lightning was unconscious for a minute as Geoff left the ring to find another weapon…and he found two weapons…a kendo stick and a table.

"He found a kendo stick and a table…it reminds me of the TLC match made famous by Edge who is our broadcast partner…as Lightning is back up." Jim Ross said as Lightning Irish-Whipped him out of the ring and punched him in the face as his face was about to get bloodied up but not…just in time.

"Man…Lightning was beating him up until Geoff kicked him in the gut and Geoff fights back and gets that steel chair he had earlier in the match and tries to hit him again." Jim Ross said as Geoff tried to hit Lightning again but Lighting countered and he hit Geoff in the head making him bleed profusely from the head.

"GEOFF!" Bridgette screamed as she was scared to death of what would happen to him.

"OH MY GOD! Geoff is bleeding profusely and Lightning is hammering away at Geoff trying to win this match and trying to end his career already as he doesn't give a damn." Jim Ross said as Lighting poses to the crowd as the crowd boos at him.

"Lightning signaling for the end of Geoff early as he gets the table and some lighter fluid and he oh my god no…he's not going to set the table on fire isn't he?" Jim Ross said as Lightning set the table on fire.

"Oh my god he just did." Jim Ross said, as he was worried about what would happen.

"He's going for the Lightning Bolt JR!" Jerry Lawler said to Jim Ross.

"The what?" Jim Ross asked him.

"It's a power-bomb JR." Jim Ross said to JR.

"Oh, but no…no come on…this is to much!" Jim Ross yelled as Lightning didn't give a rat's ass and he Power-Bombed him right through the flaming table.

"GEOFFY NO!" Bridgette screamed as she was about to start crying.

"Get the fire extinguisher he's on fire…the man legit on fire help him please!" Edge said as the fire extinguisher extinguished the flames.

"Lightning is gonna cover Geoff…please let this be over." Jerry Lawler said as Lighting covered him with an arrogant, cocky smile.

"1…2…" The referee said as Geoff kicked out of two as Lightning was shocked.

"NO! It's not over it is not over folks." Jim Ross said to Jerry and Edge.

"What?" Jerry said.

"This is a great match." Edge said as he was in awe.

The Crowd chants, "Let's go Geoff" and Geoff kips up like a certain WWE hall of famer we know and love from San Antonio, Texas as Geoff was about to do the Spinebuster.

"There's the Double A Spinebuster from Geoff as he his making an awesome back here as Lighting gets back up." Jim Ross said as Geoff nails him with a clothesline.

"BAM! What a clothesline for Geoff Michaels as he goes to the top rope." Jerry Lawler said as Geoff climbed to the top turnbuckle.

Geoff was staggering a bit and Bridgette was a bit concerned.

"Be careful Geoff!" Bridgette yelled in fear.

"Oh god, please do not let this young kid fall on to the mat below please!" Jim Ross said as he was concerned.

"Oh my goodness he's going for the elbow drop on Lightning who's across the ring…" Edge said as Geoff jumped.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Geoff screamed from the top rope.

"AHH!" Jerry Lawler said as Geoff made the elbow drop on Lightning.

"Oh my god what an elbow drop and Geoff is setting up for his finisher normally it's called the "F-5" but now it's called "Category 5" And now this might be the end if Geoff can put Category 5 on Lightning but first Geoff is getting table." Jim Ross said as Geoff left the ring, grabbed a table, and wrapped it around with Barbed Wire.

"Oh my god…Geoff has wrapped that table with Barbed Wire and Lightning is up but he does not know what's going on here." Edge said, as he was surprised as the crowd was fired up.

"Geoff has got Lightning on his shoulders and he's gonna do the Category 5!" Jim Ross said as Geoff sun him around for a second and slammed him through the table thus giving Lightning an F-5 like finisher called "Category 5" as the crowd chanted "Holy Fucking Shit"

"AHHHHH! AHHHHHH! OH! MY GOD! Lightning must be bleeding right now I mean his body is in barbed wire." Jerry Lawler said, as he was shocked.

"MY GOD! MY GOD! CATEGORY 5! Through the barb wired table and what a move by Geoff Michaels as the crowd is going crazy in this slobber knocker." Jim Ross said as he was shocked and was in awe.

"Wow…there's the cover and please let this be over…" Edge said as Geoff pinned the lifeless body of Lightning as he his chest, back, arms, and legs were bleeding because of the barbed wire.

"I agree with Edge on that one because this match has been violent and brutal already." Jim Ross said as he was begging for the match to be over.

"You said it JR and there's the cover…" Jerry Lawler said as Geoff pins Lightning's body.

"1…2…" The Referee and The crowd counted as Lightning kicked out after two

"OH MY GOD! LIGHTNING HAS KICKED OUT OF CATEGORY 5 AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT AND THIS SLOBBER KNOCKER OF A MATCH IS NOT OVER YET!" Jim Ross said as Geoff was running out of ideas and Bridgette handed him a barbed wire steel chair.

"Bridgette just handed her boyfriend a Steel chair wrapped in barbed wire and this is not gonna be pretty." Edge said as he was scared now.

(BAM!)

Geoff hits him in the face 5 times as Lighting's face and white hair are now bleeding as the crowd chanted "Holy Shit"

"My goodness Lightning is bleeding now JR this is a Slobber Knocker." Jerry Lawler said as Geoff dared Lightning to get up.

"You said it and Geoff is gonna go for the second Category 5." Jim Ross said and Geoff has Lightning on his shoulders.

(BAM!)

"My gosh…Category 5…and that has to be it." Edge said as Geoff was standing over Lightning and giving him two birds as he his knocked out bloodied and battered from head to toe.

"Please let this be over." Jerry Lawler said as well.

"I agree with Edge and Jerry Lawler this match has been brutal and violent as we've ever seen." Jim Ross said as Geoff pins Lightning.

"1…2…3!" The referee counted as the match ended and the crowd cheered as "American Badass" by Kid Rock played and Geoff won the extremely violent 5-star match that would probably be match of the year.

"Here is your winner of the extreme rules match…Geoff "The Canadian Partying Cowboy" Michaels!" Howard Finkel announced as Geoff stood in victory with Bridgette as they kissed in victory.

"God almighty what a war it was…good god Jerry, Edge what were your thoughts?" Jim Ross said.

"What a contest JR…I mean I've wrestled extremely violent matches during my career but I thought that it would never be this brutal, this bloody, this damn violent." Edge said, as he was astonished.

"Wow…anyway we'll be back as Bridgette will take on Blaineley next in the first round tournament for the women's title just wow." Jerry Lawler said as he couldn't find any words to say.

Whoa what a match between Geoff and Lightning it was like they knew each other personally anyway…the next match is Bridgette (With Geoff) vs. Blaineley in a first round tournament for the TDW Women's Championship.

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