Royal Rumble Match for Womens Championship part 1
Disclaimer: Ladies and Gents this is the first match in the double main event! I am really looking forward for this match but first we are going to have a few interviews and then a few announcements for "Canadian Stampede" anyway enjoy!
"Welcome back to "Total Drama Wrestling Challenge" and this is the first match of the double main event tonight the 19-woman Royal Rumble Mtach for the Total Drama Wrestling Womens championship! Let's go to "Mean" Gene Okerlund where he his backstage trying to interview somebody." Edge said as the camera cut to the lokcer room where Gene Okerlund was looking for a feamle to interview.
"Thank You Edge and CM Punk I am looking for a participant in the Royal Rumble Match to interview and I see one now…" Gene said as he walked up to find Jo "The Jockette" Razor.
"Jo "The Jockette" Razor…the locker room is empty and the match is about to start in any second…what is your game plan for tonight?" Gene asked her.
"Gene you know I don't need a strategy I am the best female wrestler in the world and I will win the match, and the title so you better get out of here before I squash you like a bug." Jo said to him as he left.
"Sheesh…anyway excuse me Courtney Lopez…what is your strategy if you have one?" Gene asked her.
"I wrote down my list fo people to eliminate so here you go…" Courtney said to Gene as she handed him her list of people she's planning to eliminate in the match.
"Good lord…and good luck." Gene said to her.
"Thanks." Courtney said to Gene as he left her to find one more person to interview.
"Heather if I can get a quick word here…what is your plan?" Gene asked her.
"Gene…my plan is to destroy, eliminate, win, and bemcome the first ever Total Drama Womens Champion I mean…I am the Queen of Total Drama…I am the Queen Bee…I am the Greatest Total Drama Contestnat in history! And I am going to win." Heather said as Gene left a bit scared.
"Edge, CM Punk…back to you guys." Gene said as he needed something to drink.
"Thank you Gene Okerlund anyway let's go to "The Fink" so we can get the match started." CM Punk said as the bell rang with Howard Finkel was in the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen…it's now time for the double main event!" Howard Finkel announced as the crowd jumped out of the seats screaming.
"I am so ready for this match are you ready CM Punk?" Edge asked him.
"Hell Yeah…hell I already picked my two favorites to win." CM Punk said as to Edge.
"Who?" Edge asked CM Punk.
"Gwen and Bridgette." CM Punk said to Edge.
"How come?" Edge asked him.
"Because they have passion, and are very good looking." CM Punk said to him.
"Um… interesting picks mine are going to be Zoey, Heather, and Bridgette." Edge said to CM Punk.
"Here are the rules for the contest…earlier today, the 19 participants who will participate in this contest drew a number in random. In just a moment entries 1 and 2 will start the match…every 90 seconds therafter another wrestler will enter by that the number that she drew. In the Royal Rumble , it is every woman for themselves!" Howard Finkel said as the crowd cheered.
"I thought it was every man for themselves." CM Punk said to Edge.
"Well this is because this is the first ever all female Royal Rumble Match." Edge said as Howard was about to announce the rest of the rukles and then the first two participants.
"There are no friends, only enemies. Elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor below…the woman standing after all 19 participants have entered will become the first ever Total Drama Wrestling Women's Champion!" Howard Finkel annonced as the crowd cheered.
"And now…without further ado, live from The TDW Arena in Muskoka, Ontario Canada…let's all find out who drew number 1!" Howard Finkel said as the crowd soon broke into silence.
(SONG: "It's time to Rock and Roll" by Lil Kim/Trish Sratus theme song)
When everyone in the TDW Arena heard that song the crowd just stood up and cheered as a female with blonde hair sporting a baby blue playboy bunny like one piece outfit with baby blue kneepads, her baby blue hoodie jacket, and her baby blue boots as arrived at the brand new TDW Arena.
"Introducing first…from Hawaii, now residing in Toronto, Ontario Canada…Bridgette Thompson!" Howard Finkel announced as Bridgette arrived to the ring as she took off her hood.
(SONG: "Stronger" by Kelly Clarkson)
The crowd cheered in appreciation as Zoey walked out wearing the exact thing but without a hoodie and it's in Red.
"And her opponent…from West Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada…Zoey "The Indie Chick" Brown!" Howard Finkel announced as Zoey walked to the ring.
"Zoey is the runner up of Total Drama All-Stars and she has a personality called Commando Zoey maybe we can see some of it tonight." Edge said as several referees arrived to ringside.
(Bell rings)
"And this match is offically underway ladies and gentlemen as the rule are for the rules for the match are simple every 60 seconds a new female wrestler will participate and after all 19 females have joined in whoever wins will become the first ever Total Drama Wrestling Women's champion and eliminstion occurs when a person is thrown over the top rope and both feet." Edge said to everyone at home.
"Well that was intersting now on with the action." CM Punk said as Bridgette and Zoey were jockeying for postion and Bridgette won as she Irish whipped her in the corner and tries to get her eliminated.
"Bridgette whips Zoey and now she is trying to get rid of Zoey with only 30 seconds before the next person arrives…" CM Punk said as Bridgette lifts Zoey over the top but Zoey puches her in the face and grapples her and does a suplex.
"And Zoey stays alive as we are 10 seconds away from participant number 3 arriving in this match." Edge said as the crowd started to count backwards from 10.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZZZZZZZZZT!*
There was silence for a few seconds, until "Blah, Blah, Blah" by Kesha played as Staci arrived as she ran to the ring and tried to get some revenge on Zoey for last week.
Entrant #3: Staci "The Liar" Martin
"UGH! Not Staci she's a fat lying sack of shit that wears a thong and takes personal selfies in them." CM Punk said as he was just grossed out by the fact that she was even in the match.
"Pipe-Bomb…" CM Punk said as Edge just laughed.
"Good one dude." Edge said to CM Punk.
"Thanks…" CM Punk said as Staci got in the ring as Bridgette did a drop-kick thus sending Staci over the top rope, thus being eliminated as the crowd cheered.
"WHOA! We have our first elimination…Staci is out by Bridgette." Edge said as Staci was mad but walked back to the locker room as Zoey high fived her.
1st Elimination: Staci "The Liar" Martin; Duration: 0:01
Howver after that they started fighting again as the next 45 seconds went by.
"The clock is now at 14…13…12…11…" Edge said as the crowd counted again from 10.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! *BZZZZZZZZZZT!*
There was another silence as then "Bulletproof" by La Roux played as Anne Maria played as she sported a purple one-piece swimsuit with knee pads and boots as the crowd booed her and as the she carried her hair spray.
"Anne Maria was Zoey's arch rival from Total Drama Revenge of The Island and she and Zoey fought over Mike's affection woth Zoey winning Mike like sort of prize Anne Maria thought that Mike was actually "Vito." Heh what a jezebel." Edge said as she got in the ring and went straight to work on Zoey.
"You Said it Edge and OH!" CM Punk said as Anne Maria beat up Zoey for 7 seconds and then she became pissed "Aughhhhhh!, I want my Vito it makes my babymaker happy!" Anne Maria
The fans stood up on their feet, laughing and booing at Anne Maria. Bridgette and Zoey raised their eyebrows in confusion and anger.
"What on earth did that jersey shore reject say?" Edge raised an eyebrow as well.
"I think she wants Vito for her baby maker." CM Punk muttered.
"That's sick and disturbing..." Edge cringed.
Zoey and Bridgette had a response for Anne Maria's request. Zoey went over to Anne Maria...
...
...and grabbed her hairspray…
…
and sprayed her hairspray in the face and throwing it into the crowd.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Anne Maria screamed in pain, holding her face and her hair tightly.
"Wow…Yeah!" Edge cheered
"She just lost the chance just having better hair, pipe-bomb!" CM Punk chuckled.
The pain was too intense for Anne Maria to handle.
As a result, Bridgette Thompson and Zoey Brown took no time by throwing the jersey-shore reject over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in elimination!
"Thanks for coming you reject!" Edge shouted.
"Too bad…so sad…bye-bye!" CM Punk chuckled yet again.
2nd Eliminated: Anne Maria; Eliminated by: Bridgette and Zoey; Duration: 0:19
Anne Maria kicked around in frustration, due to her being eliminated by two girls. She would have gotten back in the ring again, but it was to no use. You only had one life in the Rumble, and that was it. Anne Maria's life in the Rumble was done.
"What a sore loser that girl is..." CM Punk muttered.
"I don't blame you one bit, CM Punk," Edge nodded in comparison. "Anyway, number five's about to make her entrance!"
After Anne Maria left ringside area, the Rumble clock was displayed once again, forcing Zoey and Bridgette to await the fifth entrant.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
*BZZT!*
With the bell sounding again, Zoey and Bridgette awaited the next entrant with smirks on their faces, but so far, no one came out.
"The bell sounded, but no one's coming out." Edge replied.
"Did some dumb chick lose her way?" CM Punk shrugged.
"Be nice CM Punk." Edge shrugged as well.
So far, Zoey and Bridgette started to become impatient again.
But out of nowhere, someone hopped over the barricade to a standing ovation from the Muskoka. With her sexy long legs, her blue eyes, her blonde hair, she was indicated as the 5th entrant known as...
Entrant #5: Lindsay "Sexy Princess" Mills
"It's Lindsay…known as the dumb blonde in the number five entry." Edge
"Here she comes…she was in the top 10 in the first two seasons of the show but knowingly she voted herself out accidently in Total Drama Action and Total Drama All Stars god she must be retarded." CM Punk said to Edge.
"Bridgette and Lindsay had the unfortunate pleasure to compete with a complete idiot!" Edge shouted.
Edge was right though Lindsay did compete with Bridgette and Zoey for three seasons with Bridgette, and one season with Zoey really one episode with Zoey as Lindsay was about to leave the ring to get her phone.
"Lindsay don't do that focus on the match…" Edge said as Lindsay grabbed her phone, took a selfie, and put it down at the ringside floor.
"I forgot something." Lindsay said as she went over the top rope getting her phone back as she was eliminated from the match as the crowd laughed at her stupidity.
"Lindsay eliminated herself." Edge said as he laughed.
"She's that fucking dumb…pipe-bomb." CM Punk said as he laughed as well.
3rd Eliminated: Lindsay; Eliminated by: Herself; Duration: 0:12
Lindsay was walking through the crowd trying to find the backstage area as the clock is counting down.
"Anyway we are 12…11 seconds away from the next entrant." Edge said as the clock showed that the sixth entrant is coming.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… *BZZZT!*
The crowd is silent again as Sadie arrived wearing a pink one-piece singlet with black spots, kneepads, and boots as "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton played as the crowd cheered because of the song.
6th entrant Sadie "The sweetheart's best friend" Helmsley
"Here comes Sadie…one half of the BFFFL's hell they are like the female version of the Dudley boys/Team 3D." CM Punk said as Sadie grabbed a chair and went into the ring as she was about to hit Bridgette with it.
(BAM!)
"OH!" Edge said as Bridgette was knocked out as she was hit with a chair…and then Sadie hit Zoey hit a chair…and then she went out the ring under the ropes…to grab a table.
"Sadie is getting a table what is going on here?" CM Punk said as the clock was ticking at 20 seconds.
"Punk we have less then 20 seconds from the next entry in the match and now Sadie is setting up the table as we are now at 11." Edge said as the clock counts down.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… *BZZZT!*
The crowd stood up as the same song played as Katie ran to the ring wearing the same outfit.
7th entrant "Sweetheart" Katie Crowns.
"Here come Katie the other half of the BFFFL's…anyway Sadie is screaming out something.
"Katie double team Bridgette!" Sadie yelled as Katie picked up Bridgette as she Irish-whipped her and Sadie was on the east side of the table as Katie and Sadie did 3D as the crowd cheered.
"BOOM! 3D! 3D! 3-Frickin-D from Katie and Sadie!" Edge shouted as he marked out.
"Wow…I'm glad I came back." CM Punk said as he just drank his diet soda as a legendary tag team came in running from the crowd to come to the aid of Bridgette as the crowd went ballistic!
"Hey…I haven't seen these guys in a while." Edge said as he's referring to The Dudley Boyz/The Dudley Boys/Team 3D.
"It's Team 3D/The Dudley Boyz!" CM Punk said as Bully Ray and Devon walked into the ring to the fear of Katie and Sadie.
"Devon!" Bully said to Devon.
"What my Brother?" Devon asked Bully Ray.
"GET THE TABLES!" Bully Ray said as the crowd marked out as Bully and Devon grabbed two tables one for Katie and one for Sadie.
Bully Ray Irish-whipped Katie as Team 3D on the first table.
"OH! Team 3D did a 3D to Katie…I bet you CM Punk now that they are going to do one to Sadie." Edge said as they did a 3D and this time to Sadie.
"BAM! Another 3D! This time around to Sadie as they leave." CM Punk said as they left as Bridgette and Zoey got up and picked up Katie and Sadie as they threw them over the top rope as they were groggy thus being eliminated simultaneously.
"Katie and Sadie are gone." CM Punk said as they were out.
4th eliminated: Katie; Eliminated by Bridgette; Duration: 0:51
5th eliminated: Sadie; Eliminated by Zoey; Duration: 0:52
"Anyway we are at 12…11 second away from the next entry." Edge said as the clock was at ten again.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… *BZZZT!*
The crowd and cheered as an orange-haired green-eyed maniac psycho by the name of Izzy "Psycho Beast" Van Laningham…has arrived wearing an attire similar to her clothes but in a green one-piece with yellow kneepads and green boots with flames.
8th entrant Izzy "Psycho Beast" Van Laningham
"It's Izzy! She is one crazy chick!" CM Punk as she ran straight to the top rope.
"What's she doing on the top rope?" Edge asked CM Punk as Izzy was at Zoey and Bridgette.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Izzy screamed as she did a diving cross body on Bridgette and Zoey as the crowd cheered.
"Whoa! Her audition for TDI was good but this was awesome!" Edge said as the crowd chanted "Holy Shit"
"Well Edge…we are less then 30 seconds away from the next participant being introduced into the match." CM Punk said to Edge as the clock kept ticking away for the next Twenty seconds.
"Now…we are at 10 seconds."
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… *BZZZT!*
9th entrant/entry "9th wonder of the world" Eva Hoffman.
"Oh my god Eva…is in the match and things don't look good for Bridgette right now." Edge said as Eva sported her normal clothed adding kneepads, and boots as she made her way to the ring.
"Eva…is in the ring and she has a furious vengeance…against Bridgette for what in the hell happened during Total Drama Island all those years ago." CM Punk said as Eva gave a death glare straight as Bridgette.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Eva screamed as she clothesline Bridgette, Zoey, and Izzy.
"Eva is cleaning house of what is currently in that ring right now." CM Punk said as Eva then picked up Bridgette by the hair as she was about to do a quadruple non-release powerbomb to Bridgette.
"Good god…what is she doing?" Edge asked as he was shocked.
"Probably going to do a non-release powerbomb." CM Punk said as he sat there a little bit mad drinking his diet soda.
Eva kicked Bridgette in the gut and did the triple non-release powerbomb but she decided to do one more for good measure.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Eva screamed as she slammed Bridgette into the mat as Zoey and Izzy were still out from the clotheslines from Eva earlier as the crowd booed loud as she can.
"She is a beast." CM Punk said to her.
"I'll be right back." Edge said as he got out of the announcers table.
"Edge what are you doing?" CM Punk asked Edge as he took his diet soda.
"Edge my diet soda…you owe me a new diet soda." CM Punk said as Edge went into the ring to distract Eva with a diet soda.
"Hey Eva…you strong crazy bitch!" Edge said to her as Eva got pissed as he poured the diet soda over her face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!" Eva screamed in pain as her eyes her as Bridgette got up and was a bit groggy but then she eliminated Eva when she threw her over the top rope.
"What?" CM Punk said as he was a bit surprised as Edge went back into the announcers table.
6th Eliminated: "9th wonder of the world" Eva Hoffman. Eliminated by; Bridgette. Duration: 0:47
"Thanks for coming Eva…anyway we have 13…12…11 seconds until the next competitor comes out." Edge said as Eva walked to the backstage.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… *BZZZT!*
("Miss Independent" by Kelly Clarkson) plays as a certain mocha-haired, former C.I.T arrived to the ring as she sported dark green one-piece singlet, with kneepads, and boots as she walked to the ring.
10th entry Courtney Lopez.
"Well its Courtney and we hope that she makes a big statement." Edge said as she started to attack Zoey.
"Well Courtney is nailing away on Zoey as we go to commercial break…we'll be back with part two of the royal rumble match after this." Edge said as the camera faded to black.
To be continued next chapter…
What a first chapter that was! And that was my first time doing the royal rumble match ever…hopefully I won't do it as much.
Anyway here are some of the stats for the match now so check them out right now!
Entries having gone through the match by the end of this chapter: 10
Entries left: 9
Number of eliminations: 6
Eliminated: Staci, Anne Maria, Lindsay, Katie, Sadie, and Eva.
In the ring: Bridgette, Izzy, Courtney, and Zoey
I hope you enjoy the match so far! One last thing…read and review!