Duncan vs. Jeff Hardy, The Rebel Alliance debut segment and Alundra arrives.
Disclaimer: This is match number two.
"Welcome back as former Total Drama Winner faces off against former WWE, and TNA World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Hardy as we'll go to the ring." Michael Cole said as "Drown in You" by Daughtry played as Duncan arrived sporting attire similar to CM Punk's earlier wrestling days as he had shorts, red boots, and face paint on as he arrived as the crowd gave him a mixed reaction as the bell rang.
"The following contest is an Extreme Rules Match scheduled for one-fall…introducing first, representing The Empire weighing in at 218 Pounds…Duncan!" Justin Roberts announced as Duncan arrived into the ring as the music stopped and a mix of "Reptillian" by Peroxwhy?gen and Dale Oliver, and "Loaded" by Zack Tempest played as Jeff Hardy came out with his brother Matt Hardy.
"Accompanied by his brother Matt Hardy…from Cameron, North Carolina…weighing in at 225 Pounds…he is a former WWE Champion, former WWE Hardcore Champion, a former Intercontinental Champion, a former WWE and TNA Tag Team Champion and he is a former TNA World Heavyweight Champion…Jeff Hardy!" Justin Roberts announced as he was sporting a black and blue spandex zip-up shirt, black pants, black and white boots, black and blue armbands under the sleeves, and red, gold, blue, and white face paint to show support for the Florida Panthers.
"Let's go Panthers." The crowd chanted as the bell rang and the match started as Jeff Hardy grabbed a steel chair as he whacked Duncan on the head several times.
"Jeff Hardy is beating the hell out of Duncan so far." Tazz said as he picked up Duncan as he was about to do a suplex but Duncan countered with a DDT.
"Duncan counters the suplex attempt as he nails the DDT." Michael Cole said as former Juvenille Delinquent left the ring as he grabbed a kendo stick, a steel baton, a barbed wire baseball bat, and a table as he returned to the ring as Jeff Hardy punched and kicked Duncan as he threw him into the corner as he walked across the ring and ran towards him.
"Watch out Duncan!" Tazz said as Jeff Hardy nailed a dropkick as Duncan was sitting down now as he was nearly unconsious as Jeff Hardy nailed a corner senton on Duncan as the crowd groaned as the crowd chanted "Hardy! Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!" as Jeff climbed to the top rope as Duncan was behind him as he was groggy as Jeff Hardy nailed "Whisper in the Wind" which is a corckscrew senton.
"He just nailed Whisper in the Wind" as he goes for the cover." Michael Cole said as the ref began to count.
"1…2…" The ref counted as Duncan kicked out and got back up as he grabbed the baton and nailed Jeff Hardy in the groin as he grabbed the Kendo Stick and kept whacking him all over the place except for the groin…as he pinned Jeff Hardy as the ref began to count.
"1…2…" The ref counted as Jeff Hardy kicked out as he grabbed Duncan and began punching his face.
"Why would you do that man?" Jeff Hardy asked Duncan as he was trying to have a conversation in a middle of the match.
"Trying to make it interesting…sorry dude." Duncan said as he countered the punching with his finisher.
"Duncan nails Jeff Hardy with "Bloody Sunday" as he goes for the cover." Tazz said as the ref began to count.
"1…2…" The ref counted as Jeff Hardy kicked out as Duncan tried to finish him off with another "Bloody Sunday" as Jeff Hardy grabbed his leg.
"Dude…you have potential but this isn't my first rodeo bro." Jeff Hardy said as he nailed the Twist of Fate as the crowd cheered as he set up Duncan onto the table.
"Twist of fate by Jeff Hardy as he goes up to the top." Michael Cole said as he got up to the top rope and nailed the Swanton Bomb through the table as he was on his back.
"Swanton Bomb by Jeff Hardy onto Duncan…though the table!" Tazz said to Michael Cole.
"You alright man?" Jeff asked him.
"Eh, I've been through worst…just pin me already." Duncan said as Jeff pinned him as the ref began to count.
"1…2…3!" The ref counted as Jeff Hardy won the match as both of them got up and embraced in the ring with a handshake and a hug.
"You're winner of the match…Jeff Hardy!" Justin Roberts announced as Jeff Hardy grabbed a microphone.
"Duncan…you are one hell of a wrestler…you have all of the potential and not because you were an criminal...becuase you can wrestle like a former rival of mine…CM Punk." Jeff Hardy said as the crowd cheered.
"Thanks…anyway Jeff man, you were great as well…anyway being with the Empire sucks because of the fact that they expect you to win…I work my ass off but most of the members of The Empire kiss Alejandro's ass." CM Punk said as the crowd said "Oh" as Alejandro, C2, Heather, Blaineley, Scott and The Jersey Gals came from the crowd as they attacked Duncan and Jeff Hardy as the crowd booed them.
"You have got to be kidding me…this is just wrong…you get attacked for speaking your mind as Alejandro is smiling and looking on as Scott and C2 are beating the holy hell out of Duncan and Jeff Hardy as the crowd cheered as Matt Hardy came down to the ring as he cam to the aid of Jeff Hardy and Duncan.
"Here comes Jeff's older brother Matt!" Tazz said as Matt punched C2 as C2 attacked The Hardys as Scott and Alejandro worked on Duncan as "Still Unbroken" by Lynyrd Skynyrd played as the crowd marked out as the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Geoff, Bridgette, Topher, DJ, The TDW Women's Champion Lindsay, and the TDW Intercontinental Champion Justin ran to the ring as they started to attack The Empire except for Duncan.
"What is going on here?" Tazz said as The Empire ran away and left the ring as Alejandro grabbed a microphone.
"What is going on?!" Alejandro asked as he was livid as Geoff had a microphone of his own.
"Alejandro…we are the Rebel Alliance consiting of me, Bridgette, Topher, DJ, Lindsay, and Justin." Geoff said as the crowd roared.
"Duncan…you are out of The Empire." Heather said as she was mad as she kicked Duncan out of The Empire as Duncan borrowed Geoff's microphone.
"You know what…I am glad to be out of the Empire because all you were just arrogant, cocky, sorry as hell sons of bitches!" Duncan said as she was upset as the crowd cheered.
"Wow…ain't that the truth." Tazz said as he was laughing and smiling away as Duncan gave the microphone to Lindsay.
"Heather…it'll be an honor to kick your slutty ass at SummerBash!" Lindsay said as the crowd errupted with that comment.
"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted as Lindsay handed off the microphone to Bridgette.
"You know something Sierra…and Anne Maria…your attires, your fur-coats are made with real fur and I hate that…because it uses real animals…you two should be ashamed of yourselves." Bridgette said to them.
"WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS BRIDGETTE?! YOU ARE RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ABOUT ANIMALS, EVEN THOUGH WHEN YOU AND GEOFF MAKE OUT AND HAVE SEX LIKE DOGS!" Sierra said as Gwen and Courtney came in from the crowd as the crowd booed at Sierra as Courtney borrowed Bridgette's microphone.
"That is a defamation of character…anyway enough wasting time on this segment, let's just shut up and move on with the next match." Courtney said as the crowd chanted "YES! YES! YES!" as Heather grabbed her microphone as the crowd booed Heather once more as she smiled.
"Well-well-well…I don't wanna face some old hag." Heather said as the crowd booed Heather once more as Daniel King finally came out.
"You know…I have had enough of this so more wrestling as everyone out!" Daniel said as everyone began to leave the ring and go back to the locker room as Daniel saw Heather.
"Not you, Heather…you are facing a former WWE Women's Champion and you are facing a WWE Hall of Famer as you are facing a person who's coming out of retirement for one night only…Ms. Alundra Blayze!" Daniel announced as Heather was pissed off as she tried to slap Daniel but stopped him.
"We'll be back with Heather against Alundra Blayze." Tazz said as the camera faded to black.
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