Eva vs. Bridgette
Disclaimer: This is the Barbed Wire Massacre Deathmatch! A mix of TNA's BARBED WIRE MASSACRE and ECW'S HARDWIRED MATCHES. ENJOY!
"Welcome back as we had the best women's tag team match wrestling has seen in years with the 2-out-3 falls match for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship and it was a classic back and forth as now the ring ropes have been replaced with barbed wire." Jim Ross said as the cameras were backstage.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome my guess, one of the two participants in this match-up...representing The Empire she is Eva Hoffman." Funaki said as the crowd booed because of Eva's remorseless and evil actions.
"Eva, you were suspended this past Thursday after you and Bridgette were brawling all night long which escalated into a Chokeslam onto the top of the car and you are facing her in just mere moments in a barbed wire massacre death match." Funaki explained to Eva.
"Yeah so?" Eva replied like a smartass.
'So, what is your game plan and your strategy gonna be for this match with Bridgette?" Funaki asked.
"It's easy...maul, destroy, and win." Eva said with a remorseless tone on her face as the camera is with Bridgette and Geoff in their locker room.
"Geoff, I'm scared." Bridgette told him.
"Babe, Don't you worry...I'll walk you to the ring and I will make sure that you do not get hurt anymore like you did last week I promise." Geoff told her.
"Thanks Geoffy, but you need to get ready to defend your world title tonight." Bridgette said to Geoff.
"Okay, but I am watching the match extremely closely." Geoff said as she left their locker room.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the second ever barbed wire massacre Deathmatch, as both women signed an agreement to participate in this kind of match putting their lives at stake, TDW will not be responsible for any injury no matter how severe that will be sustained by any of these two women during this match. Let the carnage begin!" Daniel King said as he left the ringside area.
The bell rang.
"The following contest is a barbed wire massacre deathmatch!" Justin Roberts announced.
"The only way you can win is by Pin-Fall, Submission, or by Knockout!" Justin Roberts announced as "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica plays as Eva comes down the entrance ramp to boos.
"Introducing first, representing The Empire, Eva Hoffman!" Justin Roberts announced as she came to the ring but not before getting weapons in Barbed Wire Boards, Barbed Wire Tables, Barbed Wire Kendo Sticks, Barbed Baseball Bats, Barbed Wire Chairs, and even a Barbed Wire Sledgehammer as she was wearing a navy blue shirt, with Gym Pants of the same color, boots, and protective hand gloves as she was ready.
"JR she is ready to maim, maul and destroy Bridgette." Matt Striker said as
"Mermaid"" by Train began to play.
"Here comes Eva's bait." Matt Striker said as Bridgette sported an ocean blue shirt, jeans, boots, and her jacket while the crowd roared as Geoff kissed Bridgette as she looed extremely mad.
"Good luck Bridgey Bear." Geoff said to her.
"Thanks Geoff." Bridgette told him as he hugged her before he left.
"Her opponent, from Honolulu, Hawaii...Bridgette Thompson!" Justin said as she still had that angry look in her eyes as she grabbed a sphere of barbed wire and threw it into the ring as she runs into the ring as they both have death glares in their eyes.
"I AM GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH!" Eva screamed at Bridgette.
"YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO TEAR ME INTO PIECES BEFORE YOU DO THAT YOU LESBIAN!" Bridgette said as the crowd said "OH" as Eva was livid.
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH A COWBOY HAT WEARING PARTY ANIMAL LIKE GEOFF ALL THE TIME!" Eva shouted back.
"I COMPETE IN A SPORT THAT I AM ACTUALLY GOOD AT THAT DOES NOT USE STERIOIDS!" Bridgette retorted back as the crowd shouted "OHHHHH!"
"Whoa...this arguement just got personal." Jim Ross said as the referee rang the bell.
"Here we go as this barbed wire massacre deathmatch is underway!" Jim Ross said as Eva and Bridgette began to brawl like Ric Flair and Terry Funk did at the Great American Bash in 1989 for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.
"Eva gets a Barbed Wire Steel Chair and lookout here." Joey Styles said as Eva swung that chair but Bridgette immediately countered it with a Pele Kick.
"OH!" The crowd groaned as Bridgette grabed some lonely barbed wire and began punching away on Eva's face making her face bleed immediately.
"Eva is starting to be lacerated by the first ever TDW Women's Champion as Bridgette as of late become a bit of a what the late Gordon Solie would say "A Strange Enigma" when it comes to brawling Eva." Jim Ross said as Bridgette also grabbed a board of Barbed wire and picked Eva up.
"She is gonna try to use Surf's Up on the Board of Barbed Wire." Joey Styles said as Bridgette nailed "Surf's Up" on the board of Barbed Wire as the crowd cheered and chanted "Holy Shit"
"OH MY GOD!" Joey Styles screamed as Geoff was backstage.
"YEAH! YOU KEEP GOING BABE!" Geoff cheered from backstage.
"MY GAWD! MY GAWD! SURF'S UP ONTO THE BOARD OF BARBED WIRE AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER." Jim Ross said as the referee began to count.
"1...2..." The ref counted as Eva barely kicked out.
"Eva is up at two and she is up and ready to fight." Matt Striker said as Eva nailed a backbreaker, a full-nelson suplex, and a Spinebuster to Bridgette before she grabbed a barbed wire steel chair, barbed wire baseball bat, and a babred wire table.
"Ow...help." Bridgette said as Eva grabbed her hair as she was bloodied up and she nailed that chair onto Bridgette's face, twenty times making Bridgette's face really lacerated.
"As the late Gordon Solie would say...Her face has become a Crimson Mask." Jim Ross said before he continues.
"As Eva whacks Bridgette with that Barbed Wire Steel Chair on her face 20 times, as she grabs Bridgette by the throat...God this has been violent." Matt Striker said as Eva grabbed a barbed wire baseball bat, as she whacked Bridgette on the leg as the crowd was cringing.
"Good God enough is enough!" Jim Ross said as the camera was backstage as Geoff was panting, and worried.
"God, come on Bridgey...I don't care if you win or lose at this point I just hope you survive." Geoff said as Eva grabbed Bridgette.
"Uh-Oh...Eva is gonna give a chokeslam to Bridgette." Joey Styles said as she nailed it into the table full of barbed wire.
"Man...I hope this is it." Jim ross said as the referee began to count.
"1...2..." The ref counted as Bridgette was still breathing as she kicked out as the crowd gasped in shock.
"Oh my god! Bridgette is bloodied all over her hair, her face, and her body as Eva trys to finish her once and for all." Joey Styles said as she grabbed a Barbed Wire Sledgehammer, Board of Barbed Wire, Kendo Stick wrapped in Barbed Wire, and some barb wire to wrap around her hand.
"Oh God...Eva wraps that Barb Wire around her hand as she gives Bridgette a big boot, and hammers away again, and grabs the Sledgehammer wrapped in Barbed Wire...Oh Dear God." Jim Ross said as she nailed Bridgette with the Barbed Wire Sledgehammer, Baseball Bat, Kendo Stick, and sets up for the win.
"Here it comes..." Matt Striker said as Eva nailed Bridgette with the chokeslam as she grabs a bit of barbed wire as she wraps it around her neck thus begins to choke Bridgette as she was struggling for air while Eva was wickedly smiling as Geoff freaking out like he was almost having a panic attack.
"That's it! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Geoff said scared for Bridgette as he left the locker room running towards the ring.
"COME ON! YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR POINT! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" Jim Ross said as the referee rasied Bridgette's arm three times signaling she could continue as she was knocked out thus Eva won the match as the bell rang.
"Winner of this match by knockout, Eva Hoffman!" Justin Roberts announced as Eva resumed mauling Bridgette.
"God a brawl and Eva is not done yet." Joey Styles said as Eva grabbed Bridgette as she grabbed the barbed wire that Eva wrapped around her neck which now she is rubbing around her eye thus making blood pour out of her eye.
"AHHHHHHH!" Bridgette screamed.
"GOD SHE IS EVIL! THE MATCH IS OVER!" Joey screamed out as Eva leaves the ring and removes the mat thus revealing the concrete floor as she returns to the ring.
Eva grabs Bridgette by the hair, and powerbombs her onto the concrete floor as Bridgette lands with a loud thud.
"OH!" The crowd cringed.
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Joey screamed.
"Eva is setting Bridgette, for a piledriver as "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains played as Tommy Dreamer ran down as the crowd cheered.
"Here Comes Tommy Dreamer to save an already bloodied, and battered Bridgette!" Matt Striker said as Eva ran away as she was taken by security guards.
"ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!" The crowd chanted as Geoff ran down also as he and Tommy Dreamer helped Bridgette to the back.
"Eva has won this match by knockout and later tonight we have Geoff vs. Alejandro for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship but up next we have Brick vs. Cody Rhodes for the Total Drama Wrestling Hardcore Title when we come back." Jim Ross said as the camera faded to black.
Wow. Best mauling since Brock Lesnar mauled John Cena for the WWE World Championship at Summerslam 2014. Up next is Georgia's own Cody Rhodes against Brick McArthur for the TDW Hardcore Championship.
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