Ali's Pit

Summary: In this edition of TDW, we come to the Dunkin Donuts Center in Providence, Rhode Island. We have a great card as "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is having her show "Ali's Pit" as she has WWE Hall of Famer Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.

Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language. ENJOY!

The crowd was fired up as "Sounds of Madness" by Shinedown was playing as 13,452 fans were packed.

"Welcome to the Dunkin Donuts Center as we have a great card for you, I'm Mauro Ranallo with Jim Ross and to kick it off is "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam Who was supposed to face Bridgette tonight but because Blaineley assaulted Bridgette last week Ali will be facing off against Blaineley in a street fight." Mauro said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as Ali came out with a box of actual Dunkin Donuts while the crowd cheered.

"Ladies and Gentlemen... please welcome "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced before Ali got into the ring, with donuts in hand before she was given a microphone.

"What's going on Providence?" Ali said before the crowd cheered.

"Okay... now who wants some free donuts?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered and raised their hands out wanting the donuts.

"What? Free Ali is giving away free donuts?" JR asked Mauro.

"It looks that way JR." Mauro answered JR.

"Alrighty!" Ali said before she threw donuts into the crowd as the fans caught them while they cheered loudly.

"Calm down there is more in the back, now tonight... I am facing Blaineley O'Halloran in a street fight because she whacked Bridgette thus sending her to the hospital." Ali said before the crowd booed loudly.

"Well also last week Pepe le pew became the first ever TDW World TV Champion because of Ms. Pepe le Pew." Ali said as the crowd booed because Jacques and Josee cheated to win but then they laughed because she made fun of them.

"Pepe le Pew? I haven't heard that one in a while." JR said to Mauro.

"That's pretty good." Mauro said to JR.

"Also... Alejandro Burromeurto known as Senior loser got lucky and became the number one contender for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship, while Duncan the Douchebag is the number one challenger for the Hardcore title, as Sugar is still undefeated as well, not cool." Ali said before the crowd booed once more.

"Anyway tonight, I have a guest... you may remember him back in the day when he did Barber Shop in the early '90s." Ali said as the crowd cheered.

"I'm talking about WWE Hall of Famer... Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake!" Ali said before "Struttin' & Cuttin'" by Jim Johnston began to play as Brutus Beefcake came out to loud cheers.

"Ladies and Gentlemen here he is...! WWE Hall of Famer one of the biggest stars in of the 1980's... Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake!" JR said as Brutus got into the ring with his trademark scissors.

"With his trademark scissors!" Mauro said before Brutus and Ali hugged.

"Welcome to the show!" Ali said to Brutus.

"Thank you! It is a great honor for me to be here, Now I'm ready for the questions." Brutus said to Ali.

"So... do you still give out haircuts?" Ali asked Brutus.

"Not as much as I used to back in the day... but yes I do still give out haircuts." Brutus answered Ali.

"Okay, now... you've gone through many names like The Zodiac, The Mariner, The Man with No Name, Brother Bruti, The Booty Man, The Butcher, The Disciple, and many more... but what gimmick is your favorite and your least favorite?" Ali asked Brutus.

"My least favorite is The Zodiac... it was just too creepy but my favorite is, was, and always when I'm The Barber when I am giving haircuts to my victims." Brutus answered Ali as the crowd cheered.

"Cool, now... I heard that you had a falling out with Hulk Hogan until recently. How does it feel to make amends with The Hulkster?" Ali asked Brutus.

"It feels great to reconcile with a great person like Hulk Hogan, he is a great man, a great tag team partner, and maybe someday we can challenge the Surfers for the Tag Team titles down the road." Brutus answered Ali while proposing a potential match down the line as the crowd cheered.

"Sweet!" Ali said before the crowd began to chant.

"YES! YES! YES! YES!" The crowd chanted loudly before Brutus kept speaking as the chanting stopped.

"Looking at you in the ring, you indeed made the Hotrod proud in heaven." Brutus said to Ali making the crowd roar loudly.

"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"Thanks, now... my last questions are these two.. who would you face in TDW, and what are your plans for tonight?" Ali asked Brutus.

"First off, Heather." Brutus answered the first question.

"She's suspended and she is already bald again." Ali said to Brutus.

"Good point, so I rather face the TDW World TV Champion Jacques Grenier." Brutus said back.

"And second, I plan on to watch the matches." Brutus answered the second question.

"Awesome, thanks for coming Brutus." Ali said to Brutus.

"Anytime, good luck tonight, and good luck against Brock Lesnar at WarGames." Brutus said to Ali.

"Thanks." Ali said to Brutus who left the ring.

"Now Blaineley or should I say Mildred... you will get your comeuppance for what you did to Bridgette last week when I kick your ass in that street fight!" Ali said before the crowd roared.

"Everyone pays the piper... especially-" Ali said before there was something on the entrance screen as Blaineley with her was sitting on her chair which was a director's chair as the crowd booed loudly.

*Her background has hollywood stars and her name in the background in Edwardian script font*

"Uh-oh." Mauro said before Blaineley began to respond.

"Moonbeam, Moonbeam, Moonbeam. The reason why I attacked Bridgette last week was because she's more popular than me. And if you think I'm gonna pay the piper tonight in the street fight, think again. I will not be paying anything, it will be you. You skirt wearing, asthmatic, pale, retarded bitch of a dyke!" Blaineley said before the crowd booed louder.

"Oh come on!" JR said.

"This rowdy gal cannot wait to give you the biggest ass whipping ever! Everyone pays the piper... even mean women like you. I will destroy, maim, maul, and beat you down like the gutter slut bitch that you are Mildred!" Ali said as the crowd roared with cheers as the entrance screen didn't show Blaineley anymore.

"Now, I have to get ready." Ali said before she left the ring.

"When we come back our opening contest will be Marley Wilson against Tammy!" Mauro said before the camera faded to black.

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