In the two years that followed MechaniKat's defeat, the peaceful city of Metropolis was safe once more, The Dog Star Patrol remained on duty watching the Earth from above. Krypto and his pal Streaky still fought crime when ever the need arose, It was like the world was a better place without the constant dangers of MechaniKat and his henchmen.
Sure, you got the other evildoers out there causing chaos and misery in the city. but the defeat of Krypto's arch nemesis, It just made that job easier.
Yes, all was right in the world of super dogs and cats, Peace is wonderful thing, a thing that irritated a certain cream colored feline... Delilah.
Ever since he was defeated, Mechanikat always came up with ridiculous schemes to get back at "Super Dog" as he called him.
Since then, this annoyed Delilah to no end, She would come up with fool-proof plans to rid Krypto once and for all, only to be largely ignored by her boss and his obnoxious fanboy, Snooky Wookums.
Without much input in the Dastardly Plans Department, Delilah gave up and resorted to doing various hobbies to pass the time, like doing yoga, writing homoerotic fanfiction, Karate, cleaning her weapons, throwing knives at a target board with pictures of Krypto and Streaky, Punching a bag with Mechanikat's face on it, She even started playing checkers by herself.
The boredom started to take it's toll on the poor henchcat, She then started to pace back and forth in her bedroom for a bit before sitting down infront of her vanity.
" * sigh * Why can't I just go down there and deal with Super Dog myself? I could just as easily take him down myself if he didn't have lighting fast reflexes! All I need is a gun that shoots Kryptonite! " She brainstormed.
Suddenly, voice called out to her from behind her door, spooking her alittle." Because the boss said so! by the way, he request's your presence in the conference room! "
" Don't scare me like that, twerp! Besides, I have better things to do other than just mope about in this gosh -darn lair in gosh -darn space! " She retorted.
" Well sorry you feel that way Ms Loser, but Mechanikat's word is law! " Snooky exclaimed, smiling smugly at the depressed henchcat.
Delilah rolled her eyes and flipped her middle claw at him. " Yeah I'm pretty sure one of those laws is No Obsessive Villain Worship!, Your romantic worship of Mechanikat is just the same as he secretly worships Krypto!"
" I do not hero-worship Mechanikat!" Snooky denied. " I'm just...really admire him! "
" Sure you do in fact, I've made up my own pairing of you two! Now ain't that nice of me? " Delilah smirked. " I'm putting you two in my next fanfic! "
" B-b-b-but why? I'm only a little kitty...You're just sick Delilah! " Snooky cried. " Sick in the head! "
" Oh pipe down squirt, I was only messing with you! " Delilah laughed. " Besides you need to chill out every once and awhile Snooky, your only young once, being angry all the time just makes you get old quick!" She told him.
" Wow...where did you pull that quote from? a cereal box? Ah-hahahaha!" Snooky howled with laughter. " I'll keep that in mind, Confucius! "
" Yeah yeah, keep laughing it up kid." Delilah said bitterly, raking her claws against her vanity as her thoughts turned towards homicidal rage." Your stupid jokes are probably one of the reasons you don't have a girlfriend! "
" Say's the cat who doesn't have a boyfriend yet! " Snooky said in a low voice. " Glass houses, Fatty! "
" Kid, I'm older than you, and what does my love life or weight have anything to do with you?" Delilah snapped her head towards the ageist prick.
" You only say that cause you're an old lady, Tubby Butt! " Snooky snickered.
" So that's what he thinks of me as? His tiny little mind is a mysterious place." Delilah mused. " It's about as mysterious as Catwoman dating Batman..." " And why are you so concerned about my love life? HMMMMMM? "
" No, not at all! I just pick up on certain things...like the fact that you have quite a lot of pictures of Krypto and Streaky in your room.." Snooky teased, much to her chagrin. " plus the plushes, all the signs of a lonely desperate woman! "
"Um-um-um T-tt-those are for target practice!" Delilah stammered.
" I've also noticed you have been talking a awful lot about a certain someone that your REALLY attached too, some say a romantic attraction of some kind! " Snooky's smile turned into a sly grin, he had Delilah where he wanted her, and there was nothing she could do about it except deny it.
" That's not true you little runt! how can you prove that stupid accusation exactly? " She hissed, not liking where this conversation was going...not one bit.
" Like I said... " he leaned closer to her ear. " I pick up on things" he finished, winking at her.
" I could just punt him across this ship for bugging my bedroom, But I'm not that cruel... Besides I would never hurt a child,...But I could give him one of these! " Delilah thought as she pulled Snooky into a headlock and started giving him a nudgie.
" Owowowowow, Stop it Delilah, It Hurts! " he cried to her for mercy.
" Not until you tell me where you hid them, you little pervert!" She scolded him.
" Alright! Alright! I'll tell you where, just stop hurting my pretty little head! " Snooky rubbed his head in pain when Delilah released him from the headlock and gripped by the shoulders, claws digging into the skin and her green eyes burning into his soul.
" Spill It Squeaker!" She demanded with a terrifying growl in her voice. " Or I'll get medieval...And you wouldn't want that!"
Defeated in his little game of blackmail, Snooky told her the locations of the bugs in her room, with the cream feline releasing him, satisfied with his cooperation.
" Good, now that wasn't so hard now was it?" Delilah smiled at her victory as she thunked Snooky's head. " that nudgie was also for that time you walked in on me in the shower!"
" Oh come on! that was an accident Delilah! " Snooky explained.
" Puberty is the ultimate poor excuse for a boy your age..." Delilah teased him by rolling her hips and flicking her tail in his face, causing him to blush at her seduction." I didn't know you even liked me in that way " she purred. " Something tells me You like your women alittle...older? "
" N-n-n-n-No I don't, you weirdo cat! " Snooky stated quickly, still embarrassingly blushing and tugging his collar. " Even if I did, I would never peep in on you in the shower, That's just plain wrong! "
Delilah nodded in approval. " You know for a kid your age, you sure are a gentleman" She told him as she touched his cheek and started grooming his sore head. " I really like that in a man! "
" Hey Hey Hey, let's not get weird here!" Snooky slapped her paw away and tried the wiggle away from the affectionate feline.
" Relax, I just called you a gentleman, at least return the favor kid! " Delilah said in annoyance as she wrapped herself around the terrified blue cat, grabbing his wrists to force them to touch her nice, plump and round derriere.
" No!" Snooky hissed, removing his paws from her ass and pushing her off of him. " Now, LET GO OF ME! "
" Oh dear, Now you leave me no choice then, Runt!" Delilah held up Snooky's face with both of her paws and kissed his nose, then laughing at his reaction.
" Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I've been infected with girl cooties! I'll never be the same again! " Snooky cried in terror as he scampered off to the bathroom.
" Hey, most guys would be jumping for joy when they get a kiss from me!" Delilah joked. " As if they ever did anyway... "
" Well, not me! and I hope Whats-His-Name, feels the same way! " Snooky called back.
" For The Last Time, I..Do..Not..Like..Him That Way! " Delilah angrily yelled back, stomping back to her room and closing her door in a huff, Hearing the howling laughter from her annoying co-worker behind her, plopping down on her bed in thought.
" Do I really like Krypto that way? Sure, he hates Mechanikat and us, but that don't mean I hate him that much...Do I ? " She mused to herself. " He's Handsome, Smart, Courageous, Even though he annoyingly reads off title cards in each episode, He's still a good guy. Always there to save the day, just like Superman. I wonder if they're related? Hmm-mm, probably not. "
Delilah got up and searched for something in her closet, As she found the item of her search, She squee'd for joy at the object in her paws...It was a small stuffed replica of Krypto the Superdog, his steely gaze staring back into her own.
"Hmmmm.." Delilah thought, " Maybe he would like me if I redeemed myself of my past transgressions toward him and Streaky...No, that would be very stupidly easy... Oh who am I kidding? he would never like me even if I did defect to his side...But then again, They say opposites do attract! ...Bleh! What a load of garbage! " she gagged.
Delilah and her plushie snuggling into her covers, kissing her toy goodnight and turned off her bedroom lamp, her mind raced with devilish schemes to capture the famed Superdog once and for all.