The next morning, a naked Dark Pit woke up in the same spot he passed out yesterday. Standing up with his flaccid footlong just hanging free, Pittoo looked around, "Pandora? Where are you?"

He searched the castle in the nude. She wasn't in the living room, kitchen, basement, or attic. When he scanned the bedroom, he noticed a note on the bed. It read:

Dear Dark Pit,

Come to That First Town. We have a surprise for you, but we don't wanna spoil it, so just look for us. ;)

Love,

Pandora

Dark Pit grinned, "I like surprises, and I think I know what mine is."

Off Pittoo went, still fully naked as he ventured out of home, out of the Underworld, and into the city.


Strolling out there in the open, the naked boy was fully exposed and streaking in town. His two-foot hairy beast and four big nuts were all there for everyone to see as he just strolled coolly in the cobble-stoned city square. Women were shocked as hell with amazement to see a totally naked angel with black wings proudly displaying the phallus between his legs. While committing public nudity, Dark Pit smiled and waved at all the ladies that expressed astonishment at his massive member that pointed forward like an arrow. He even giggled and blushed, he blew kisses, and shook his butt for them as he strutted down the sidewalks. Some of the females even had their eyes pop out of their skulls or their jaws drop to the ground.

Being naked, he had no intention to hide. Even though he didn't know where his girlfriends and friends were, he knew that made it more fun since it meant he'd get to wander down more sidewalks with his penis and testicles jostling between his legs.

Most of the sidewalks Dark Pit was on were lined with shops and stores to either side of him. The lights were on inside and as he passed it, he could see people inside dropping their things while having startled reactions.

30 minutes later, he saw a cobblestone street with a set of train tracks and an early morning train, which was now only a few yards in front of him. As the train passed, people turned their heads towards Dark Pit, they were gaping open-mouthed at the nude boy on the street. Good thing they weren't in cars or bikes, or else the distraction would have caused a lot of accidents.

Totally nude in the city and facing his situation with absurd amounts of bravery. It was obvious that Dark Pit was going to be seen with absolutely no clothes on and nothing made him want to escape his situation as he stayed relaxed, acting like he wasn't naked.


Dark Pit kept walking through the city completely naked as a jaybird. At no point did he duck, hide, or cover his junk as he strolled casually down the sidewalk. He was facing many more people as the day wore on, making women to gape and gawk at his massive penis while also causing men to be scared at the prospect of being cheated on. In the middle of park, a female voice asked, "Excuse me?"

The voice caught Pittoo's attention as he turned to see a woman sitting on a bench off the path. She looked to be in her early 20s, with long black hair. At a glance, he was rather surprised by her remarkable self-possession. She sat back, legs crossed, left arm draped along the bench back. She wore a black jacket that hung loose over a white low-cut top, showing off her large breasts. Walking to the woman, the nude boy asked, "What is it?"

"I would like to ask... how the hell does a boy get an enormous monster of a penis?"

He smiled. It held no surprise; it was the smile of a boy that liked to commit mischief and also be flattered with compliments, "Well, I should admit that I am not a mortal human being."

"Yeah, I kinda figured that out when I noticed the black wings on your back. I glad you came along."

"Why? Do you wanna touch me?"

"Do you find me attractive?"

He nodded as she asked, "Would you like to please me? I don't have a boyfriend."

"Oh, I dunno..."

That made her look a little disappointed, "Aw, why not?"

"I have a girlfriend."

She then tried reasoning with him, "Well, you don't have to tell her, do you?"

His eyes widened, like he didn't actually think of that before, "...huh, I guess I don't hafta..."

"Your girlfriend doesn't need to know, does she?"

"...no, she doesn't."

"It can be our little secret. What she doesn't know can't hurt her. Plus, you can find some way to cover your tracks."

Pittoo looked around. The park was not crowded; nor was it deserted. No one appeared to be looking our way, for the moment. Finally, he looked at her, she raised her eyebrows, and Dark Pit grinned, "Ok, you talked me into it. One little quickie can't hurt."

She was pleased with the response and smiled, "Good boy. Are you hard?"

"Duh. Look at my cock. The arousal is caused by public nudity and looking at beautiful women."

Her eyes were fixated on Pittoo's dick, which stood hard, rising straight up and right at her. They looked around. Still, no one appeared to be watching. Smiling with her eyes traveling up and down the length of his shaft, she commented, "You have a nice cock. Your testicles are impressive too. I mean, you must have some balls that really hang low for you to be naked in public."

"I have four in my scrotum, actually."

"You're kidding."

"Nope, not only do I have a pair, I have pair of pairs in my ball sack."

She got off the bench and on her knees with her eyes still on Dark Pit's cock. He whispered, "How about I stroke it for you?"

"Do it. Pump. Your. Penis. Please. I'll even lend a hand or two."

Dark Pit brought his hands to it, wrapped them around his shaft with his left in front of his right this time. She smiled as he started to stroke slowly. She cooed in delight and leaned toward him, watching with a rapt expression. He picked up the pace and let out a moan as he did. Her smile broadened as he was masturbating more feverishly with both hands since his schlong was way more than long enough to accommodate them. His hands were going from the shaft to halfway to the glans. Already, the pent-up tingling in his rod grew stronger and harder to not notice. As he jacked off, he occasionally turned his head left and right to check areas of the park around him. He felt he stood out a lot in a state of nature and was easier to ogle, maybe he thought he saw a small group of people looking their way, but he didn't really care about who was watching him doing what he needed to get his rocks off. What mattered was actually getting his rocks off, an audience would be a plus. A nude Dark Pit shuddered, "Oh my god."

Pittoo looked at the stranger, who looked at his moaning face, then back at his throbbing cock, waiting for him to blow his load. When he heard murmurs, he was sure he could feel eyes on him now, it was clear now that people were watching. Turning his head left and right again, he saw people gawking with either wide eyes or wide-open mouths. Now the bare boy could really feel their eyes, but he watched only the woman who ran her hands along his cock from the mushroom head to where his hands were. She even squeezed his length to make him gasp as it throbbed in their fists. Given the increased quality and quantity of his moans, she assumed, "You're ready to cum, I bet."

A naked Pittoo nodded and moaned some more. People were staring at the clothed woman squeezing the naked angel's cock, he could feel her smile, though he kept his eyes mostly focused his own hands. Meanwhile, she aimed that overgrown sausage right at her face, the tip only inches away from her face as he warned, "Get ready. I think I'm gonna cum!"

"Oh, I'm prepared."

He exploded, the boy with black wings screamed as he ejaculated, and she moaned as he coated her face in cum in one big spurt. She squeezed and pumped his cock, wanting to make sure he was emptied of his white DNA sauce. Nearby watchers murmured and gasped. The moment stretched out; she worked his dick and he kept cumming with one more large blast.

When it finally ended, he breathed, "You h... had fun?"

Face dripping with cum, she smiled, stood, gave him a hug, and kissed his lips before answering, "Sure did. Take care."

"Yeah, you two. Phew."

She walked off through the park, and Dark Pit went in the opposite direction, continuing his naked adventure to find Pandora.