After last night's escapade, Delilah awoke with an groggy yawn and stretched herself, she then shook her head to wake herself up Her mind still blurry from sleepiness, she cracked her neck side to side and rolled her shoulders, she then fluffed her bushy tail. after she was ready, Delilah packed up her things to head out into the suburbs.
" It's been years since I've been to this park," she told herself. " I remember that mud monster that Krypto's human, Kevin and that bratty dweeb, Andrea defeated a long time ago...that was a defeat MechaniKat would like to forget...but I didn't, I just thought it was hilarious! but I should've checked the date on that milk..." she mused.
She picked up her Krypto plush and gave it a kiss, much to the confused looks by the other animals in the park. " What? you never seen a feline with a stuffed toy before?" she snapped. the others glared at her and continued onto their business.
Delilah ran out of the park to cross the street, she nearly avoided being run over by two cars as she crossed. she breathed a hard sigh of relief after the near death experience. " I'm never crossing a busy street again, not in all of my nine lives! " she angrily hissed. she walked a couple blocks down the city streets to familiarize herself with it's layout. she heard a whoosh coming from behind her, Delilah then hid behind a dumpster for her safety, she looked around to see what the noise was.
" Hey baby, fancy seeing a fine piece of sexual perfection like you around here! " a sleazy tomcat approached her.
" Buzz off, Tuna Breath! " Delilah yowled. Tuna Breath scoffed at her blowing him off, he calmly licked his paw and tried again.
" So...you got a mate Beautiful? if not, I could suffice! " he winked at her.
Irritated by his flirting, Delilah cracked her knuckles and gave him a death glare, " Mess with me, and I'll introduce you to some new tricks, Nine of them actually..." she stated threateningly as she flicked out both her claws.
Tuna Breath merely rolled his eyes and smiled slyly, " If your a RagDoll or a Ragamuffin, You must be really flexible!... do you mind showing me some those tricks? That would be so sexy! " he pulled her close to him, ignoring Delilah's growling and her tail swishing, and started running his paw over the curves of her lower back.
With her breaking point reaching it's limit, Delilah simply purred and layed down on her back, Thinking he won her over, Tuna Breath stepped above her to claim his prize. when he was in range, Delilah bucked him across the alley and into a wall. he got back up in a daze, " What the heck was that for?" he stupidly asked, Delilah then roundhouse-kicked his face and grabbed him by the tail and tossed him into some trash cans, she then bit down on both of his paws, making him scream out in agony. but his pain was not over yet, Delilah grabbed a nearby plank of wood and started beating him with it. She smiled evilly as Tuna screamed out in pain, his head was hurting and his groin area was stinging from her powerful kick. he tried to make a run for it, but she grabbed his tail again and threw him out of the alley and into a lamppost, His head spinning from the beating, Tuna watched as Delilah calmly walked up to him. fearing the worst, he covered his face for protection from the crazy feline fatale.
" Please, no more! I beg of you! I've learned my lesson, please don't kill me!" he pleaded tearfully. Delilah held up his chin and coldly stared into his teary eyes, She shook her head in pity.
" So cliche Tuna...You should've heeded my warning, You didn't listen and kept on pushing and pushing me, Now look at you! " she spoke with a cold tone in her voice. she patted his cheek and kissed his forehead, She walked off casually while Tuna Breath crumpled to the ground into a beaten and sobbing mess.
And to make matters worse, a gang of female strays surrounded him in a circle. " Hello there, Tuna. Remember me? Beatrix? " a gray and black striped Tabby asked him intimidatingly. she wore an eyepatch over her scarred eye and some makeshift shoulder pads, Reminiscent of an 1980's action movie girl.
" Um...yes? " he answered fearfully, " It's time for my revenge for you leaving me and my new friends here pregnant with your kittens! Girls, Take him with us! " Beatrix ordered her feline companions. The beautiful felines then tied Tuna Breath up and taped his mouth shut, Preventing him from crying out in terror as they walked away to an unknown destination to do unspeakable things to the two-timing Casanova...
Delilah continued on her way to her objective, she finally found the suburbs to Krypto's residence. she strolled through the alleyways in search of his house and came upon Streaky's. she climbed up on the wooden fence and jumped onto a corner of the roof, she snuck in front Andrea's bedroom window and peered into it. There laid Streaky inside his little cat-bed snoring, smiling to herself. " Despite our differences on the fact that we're on different sides of the good and bad scenario, he's kind of cute when he sleeps " she thought as she watched Streaky sleep. her moment of bliss was interrupted when she noticed a big shadow cover hers completely, she turned around suddenly and stared face to face with an angry pair of eyes.
" H-h-h-hello there Krypto!" she stammered out. " Nice to see you out here this fine day huh? " Krypto didn't answer as he picked up Delilah by the scruff of her neck and hovered above an alleyway behind Streaky's house He then set her down gently and started to interrogate her, " Why are you here Delilah? did Mechanikat send you down here? " He questioned.
Frightened and slightly turned on by his rough demeanor, Delilah decided it was best if she hid the real reason she came here. " To tell you the truth hon, Yes he did, to gather intel on you and Stinky! " she lied. " It's Streaky!" they heard Streaky angrily correct from Andrea's bedroom." Whatever..." Delilah replied back, rubbing against the Super dog, who immediately pushed her away.
" Let's get back on track shall we?" Krypto said annoyed. " What kind of intel Delilah? "
Delilah struggled to come up with a fake plan to add to the lie she made up about Mechanikat." Sorry, Top Secret Information." she teased.
Oh really?" Krypto asked, not believing Delilah's story one bit.
" Um...yes really?" she blushed as Krypto's face got closer to hers. she really wanted to kiss him right there and then, but she held up her composure." I mean yes it's true!" she corrected herself, Krypto eyed her for a second before letting off with his interrogation.
" Okay...I'll let you go just this once, but if I ever catch you around here again, I won't be so gentle." He warned. As Delilah scurried off, Krypto watched her go.
" So...what's Delilah doing here?" Streaky asked him while grooming himself.
" I don't know Streaky, but it's not anything good." he guessed.
Later that day, Delilah punched a seagull in a rage. " Why couldn't you just tell him the truth? you just had to lie to him. " She berated herself. " He just caught you off guard is all, you can salvage this Just tell him how you feel next time you see him. " She lied on her back deep in thought when a Siamese cat popped out from behind the shadows.
" Hey there Delilah. " Isis greeted her with a snicker.
" You just had to make that joke didn't you? " Delilah rolled her eyes with a smile. " Long time no see, Isis. "
" It's been a while hasn't it? I haven't seen you since Streaky and that dolphin kicked your Kiester and Mechanikat got defeated. " Isis said as she laid beside Delilah.
" It was a very lame defeat. " The cream cat recalled in bitterness. " If that Stretch-O-Mutt hadn't gotten the drop on us we would have had Krypto by now..."
" Speaking of smooth talking on him earlier, I could of swore I saw you fidgeting there. " Isis teased. " I saw the entire thing from the rooftops. "
" And what were you doing spying on me from up there? infiltrating people's homes for your jewelry fetish? " Delilah inquired.
" Nah, sunbathing. " Isis responded with a yawn. " So...you have a thing for Krypto? "
" yep.." Delilah blushed.
" Okay, let's go get him them. " Isis said with a smile. " Right after a well deserved cat nap. "