A twist in fate has Harry adopted by Lily's American wizard cousin and his family. Coming to Hogwarts an American teenager, with his cousin Harper in tow, Harry Potter is looking for something the founders left behind. A vault with an unknown treasure in it. NOT an Evil Dumbledore story.; Harry/Hermione pairing from year 4 onwards.

Harry and Luna have gone to Slughorn's party just as friends, nothing more. Right?

Canon situation of the Three Broomsticks OOTP - the smutty version of the events that took place there. Harry/Rita

Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...

The war is over. The side of the Light has won. Voldemort is well and truly dead. This is a short story of the aftermath when Harry Potter is attempting his first few steps toward independence. Everything in his life so far was focused toward the war. Now that the war is over, Harry is, for the first time focusing on himself.

Seeing through the manipulations of Dumbledore and faced with the threat of Voldemort, Harry Potter creates his own army with sex slaves. Harry/Harem. Dark!Evil! Powerful!Harry

After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur.

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry.

Harry grows up without the threat of Voldemort and is sorted into Ravenclaw. He's been allowed a lot more free time... to chase girls. The only problem? Some girls want to chase him. Arrogant!Harry, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Luna. Humor and Romance.

Harry gets some bad advice on how to deal with girls and decides to use this when he comes across Hermione in a vulnerable situation. He ends up taking full advantage of her despite her protests.

What if Sirius raised Harry? What if Lupin was the Prisoner of Azkaban? What if Harry didn't want to be Harry, but wanted to be Lily? A Lily's Bloom is the story of Harry Potter as he goes through a life changing decision, which rewrites the known and takes Harry on a brave new journey of self discovery, even though the dark shadows remain the same. Co Authored by Mystic Dodo

Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just focused is she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far...

With help from friends, Harry realises that being "the Harry Potter" in the Tri-wizard tournament can only be a good thing. That, and learning to be a Blacksmith can't be anything other than cool.

Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting.

OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.

Fidelius? Fixed. Camping? Cut. Elder Wand? Eliminated. A rational Lupin. Hedwig lives! Slytherin redeemed! Snape doesn't die in such a lame way! The seventh book as I'd have written it.

It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.

Deadpool receives a job as Argus Filch's Assistant Caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Features much insanity, hijinks, bedlam, and shameless destruction of the fourth wall, all brought to you by everyone's favorite mercenary. Pure insidious crack.

Poison...? Have you considered allergies?

Magic is easy to see, to feel, to hear, to touch. The magic on the plate and the palate, however, is one that Magicals and Muggles alike can appreciate. Harry Potter will go on a journey to find the taste that he is looking for, and the magic that exists in meals made and meals shared. An AU slice-of-life story with an eventual pairing.

Hogwarts has been taken under full control by Umbridge. With the DA disbanded, and no one admitting to it, who is Hermione recieving messages on her DA coin from?

How a single act of a single person can determine those of an entire generation. What would have become of the fate of Severus Snape, of Hogwarts', of the entire Wizarding World's, if he had decided to make a simple timid gesture in a direction that no one suspected could have such consequences? This story is part of a series, but the first part can be read independently.

Arthur Pendergast only has one goal on his mind: find and destroy the remaining Horcruxes and kill Voldemort. To do that, he'll have to leave Hogwarts and enter a dark and dangerous world. This quest and final battle will test him and his friends, as well as make him realise his fate and destiny.

The daily life of Harry Potter and his girlfriend Daphne Greengrass, who is definitely (not) a robot. HP/DG

This is the 3rd anthology of mostly 1shots, though there are [pre]sequels in mind. And unplanned ones are all but certain. Hero damned, villain redeemed, comedy, romance, triumph, defeat. Never know what's coming. Ideas welcome. JMJ not JKR