Leona overhears how babies are made.

An interagency meeting does not go as planned.

Ficlets in a range of genres, some funny (I hope), some serious.

In which THRUSH is incompetent, Napoleon is late, nurses are flirtatious, and Illya doesn't have time for any of this nonsense. (Rated T for carnage)

It was a perfect example of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Most of their assignments had a glitch or two, but this time they'd been so close to pulling off a flawless mission, so very close. And then it all spectacularly went to hell.

The aftermath of a case, a fashion show and a cat.

My first foray into the UNCLE universe. This story was written in script form to be timed to the length of an episode, then rewritten into narrative for posting here. Napolean and Illya are sent on separate missions, but end up needing to escape together.

Be careful - you never know who you might see hanging out around the Christmas tree Christmas Eve. A little thank you for my Beta! Merry Christmas, Woobie. A Mouth Of Babes story

Prompt: Describe winter as if it were a person. Boredom can run high on a stake out. Written for the Christmas 2022 challenge My thanks to Sparky955 for her beta

Prompt: Explain winter and what you love about it. Yeah, a really loose interpretation of this prompt. Illya explains to Napoleon why he likes the cold. Mild slash suggested. Written for the 2022 Christmas challenge My thanks to my Beta, Sparky955

Prompt: Write from the point of view of a snowflake falling to earth. Napoleon is more concerned about plummeting. Written for the Christmas 2022 My thanks to my beta, Sparky955

The prompt: Write from the point of view of a snowman, from creation to melting... with a little help from THRUSH. Written for Christmas 2022 My thanks to my Beta, Sparky955

The prompt was: Imagine you were trapped indoors by a wild and unexpected blizzard. Write journal entries, marking the days before you are freed. My thanks to Sparky955 for her beta!

Loosely inspired by the great song, 'The Fairytale Of New York', by The Progues. Napoleon persuades a reluctant Illya to spend Christmas Eve with him and the two men enjoy a memorable evening out together in the beautiful city

Another mission gone awry - another occasion for Napoleon to retrieve a slightly damaged partner from THRUSH. A typical day for them, even if it does happen to be Thanksgiving.

It's 11-2-68 and the spies puzzle over a particularly inscrutable THRUSH code while grocery shopping.

Napoleon return home after visiting family.

They were looking for a monster. What they found was much worse. Written for the 2022 Scrapbook Halloween Challenge

Half remembered memories and a monster from his past plagues Mr. Kuryakin. Written for the 2022 Scrapbook Halloween Challenge

The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, from the Headless Horseman's perspective. Written for the 2022 Scrapbook Halloween Challenge

They wait, they watch and then they attack. Written for Spook Me 2022

Illya is in trouble again, but Napoleon is there to carry out a timely rescue. Short ficlet written for a prompt at fic promptly.

Is a mission a failure simply because it isn't a success?

After a successful affair, Napoleon sees someone he knows. This is a sequel of sorts to "Once in Cancun" and that should be read first. That tale is also on this site.

Section VII Challenge fic: Let's say that Napoleon comes across some very interesting information about his partner, and he can't tell anyone nor does he relish the idea of confronting Illya with it. What should he do? Can you give us a short reply to this in the form of a 'scene' from this unseen episode? What's it about, and how does Napoleon deal with it? Tell us your version.