Original Posted On Mar. 18, 2024
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
Nathair1: Okay that makes sense to why you didn't know. You are correct, Riser isn't its true owner, so it wouldn't come back to him. I love Courage too. Yes, the sword from Inuyasha. I am happy with the outfit Alastor gave Naruto. Got some new artwork.
Gamerlover41592: Exactly. Naruto, in this instance, doesn't really have a choice.
Exia Zero: Pretty much what I had planned.
Jebest4781: Thank you.
Dktv9: One of his swords, he has two.
Thor94: Agreed.
StrongGuy159: Zestial is terrifying to look at.
Fenris Silverblood: Naruto will work on it, slowly. Marchosias's story will be revealed in due time.
DaftMerc39: If Ozzy met Val in this story he'd probably kill the Overlord. Everyone loves Tessaiga. LOL, that would be funny to see Andy call Vaggie flat. HMM I could have done that. As they say, Clothes make the Man. I feel like I flopped this chapter, but it has it's moments.
Bednarczykmiki: Yep, it will keep all of that.
StarDustDragonknight: I will definitely have Naruto VS Adam, don't worry.
Guest: Depending on how canon goes. But it would be nice if Naruto killed them.
Guest: Yes, sad indeed.
DireWolf1412: OH, Naruto will interact with Velvette. Don't worry.
MEATBICYCLE: Happy Gaara made you laugh. It is badass design wise. We shall see what everyone's opinion is. I like this.
MichaelTheFox: It is a bit rocky, that is for sure.
PLEASE READ: Glad someone remembered Kurama's deceased husband was Shipo. I am still on edge with the Deal between Naruto and his family members. I feel Alastor would teach Naruto how to make deals, but would Naruto really go through with this? Owning his wives and parent's souls.
Tank115: We shall see, because this is a loaded gun of a meeting.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Naruto really doesn't want to be an Overlord, because he doesn't see a reason. But because he is being forced into it, like how he was forced to become a jinchuriki, he will accept and grow from it.
FoxDemon1023: Say what now?
Zakan: Thank you.
Nicholas: Exactly.
Reggad the Knife: Vox isn't the one you need to worry about.
Ice: I like it.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 92: Overlord Meeting
The V's HQ…
Velvette of the V's, the so-called Backbone, the only female of the trio, was eating breakfast.
Did I say 'Eating Breakfast'?
I actually meant that she was sitting in her chair, completely deadpanned as Valentino pounded the table, thrashed the plates of food they were trying to eat while ranting and raving in anger.
Ranting about what?
"… pissant of a hound uploaded ANOTHER video that got popular!" He snarled, huffing and gasping, spit dribbling down his chin as he kicked the nearest chair. "HOW DARE HE CONTINUE TO DO THIS!"
"You've been screaming for an HOUR!" Velvette screamed, standing up, having had enough. "I am going to the Overlord meeting, go fuck Vox and get this shit out of your system!"
Valentino snarled at Velvette as she walked away, grabbing a coat before leaving.
Valentino sat down, fuming as his hands scrapped against the table, leaving very deep grooves in them.
Naruto's latest porno had outdone the previous one… by a wide margin due to it being uploaded by Asmodeus.
It REALLY pissed the pimp off a no name punk was making great content and wasn't under his banner.
Vox leaned into the room, seeing how pissed off Valentino was.
'I think I'll let him stew in that for a while,' Vox thought as he left his fellow V alone. 'After all, he told me to get over Alastor's return, so him being pissy will show him how I felt.'
Meanwhile…
Naruto put his phone away, having texted Moxxie to ask him to pick up Andromeda from the Hotel as the elevator door opened, allowing Zestial, Alastor, Naruto, and Frank to exit.
Naruto heard multiple other elevators open, revealing many more Overlords.
The nervousness he had felt earlier was boiling in his guts as the Overlords, including Alastor and Zestial, entered a meeting room.
Naruto and Frank entered, seeing Alastor sitting down, with him turning his head enough to make eye contact with Naruto, and then looking at the seat beside him.
Taking the hint, Naruto made his way to the chair and sat down.
'I feel so out of place here.' Naruto thought as he looked at all of the other Overlords.
He felt a tug on his tail, causing Naruto to look down, seeing Frank cowering at Overlord opposite of Alastor, who was dressed in what was high-class fashion of the Victorian era. She wore a large, pimped-out sun hat that is colored in a pale shade of maroon, with two skulls that are colored in a grayish-pink and red-pink, three dark burgundy flower-like decorations located at the brim, and large plumes which are black and pink-red respectively.
She was smiling at the Egg Boi, showing off very, very sharp teeth.
Naruto understood why Frank was hiding, and didn't mind it, but felt a shudder run down his spine as the last Overlord made her appearance.
Carmilla Carmine.
She walked on ballerina style metal shoes, that reminded Naruto of Angel Metal.
Each step exuded status and power, until she stopped, standing at the head of the table as Zestial sat down beside her.
"Welcome, Hell's sovereign Overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city." Carmilla said in a calm, seductive like tone that made Naruto's fur stand on end as two young looking demons stood behind Carmilla. "Together, you own millions of souls. Souls that are at risk with the Rumors of a new Extermination schedule and the rumor that one of our own has been killed."
Meanwhile, IMP HQ…
Millie finished clocking into work.
Moxxie had gotten a text message from Naruto, asking him to pick up Andromeda from Charlie's Hotel, and when Blitz heard this, he insisted on going along.
'I hope those two are getting along.' Millie thought as she entered the meeting room.
Within, she saw Loona at the table, wearing a plastic green visor hat, as she was hunched over a laptop.
Millie could hear Loona mumbling, but not specifically what as Loona's face scrunched.
Curious to know what her Daughter-In-Law was doing, Millie subtly and quietly moved behind Loona and looked over her shoulder.
Millie could clearly hear Loona talking about numbers, how certain ones didn't make sense as on the screen was were files on IMP's annual revenue and bills the company had paid this year.
"Loona…"
"Hm, Yes?"
"Are… Are you doing taxes?"
Still focusing on her work, Loona nodded.
"Yup, don't tell my dad and Fatty about this…" Loona said as she drank some coffee and returned her full focus on the computer.
"Huh…" Millie said as she put a hand on her hip. "And I thought I had seen everything…"
Meanwhile…
"There are rumors of a new extermination schedule?" One Overlord asked, his head being very deer skull like but engulfed in blue flames.
Carmilla nodded.
"And who of us has been killed?" Ms. Zilla asked, looking around to see no one important was missing.
Carmilla's face scrunched briefly.
"The Wolf Pack, Stark." Carmilla spat with venom.
Everyone raised an eyebrow, and then sighed in relief.
"Ah, good, that guy was a mutt and a pathetic Overlord." Alastor said cheekily, his eyes glancing at Naruto, who was sweating bullets.
"Agreed," Zestial said as he held up a tea cup. "Especially due to the fact he was cozy with a Marquis, stagnating his personal power."
He took a drink.
"Alas, we have the young one here to thank for killing him." Zestial finished, looking at Naruto.
Everyone's gaze landed on the hound.
"h-h-Hello…" He stammered nervously.
Three of the six present Overlords leaned in, a mixture of confusion, disbelief, and wonder in their eyes and expressions.
"Hm, little scrawny to be the one who killed Stark." Zeezi, the Kaiju Overlord, mentioned, leaning into her hand, smirking. "He is kinda cute though."
Naruto chuckled nervously.
Rosie, the Cannibal Town Head, covered her mouth in surprise.
"Alastor did you know that?" She asked from Alastor's lack of shock.
"Indeed, I saw the WHOLE thing." Alastor announced quite loudly, smirking further. "It was quite…" His eyes became radio dials. "Entertaining…"
Carmilla was livid.
Not that she didn't believe Stark had died.
No, that was a proven fact.
She wondered HOW this kid could have killed someone as powerful as Stark.
Then she noticed Naruto's sword on his back.
"Your weapon…" Carmilla stated, pointing at it with cold calculating eyes. "Let me see it."
Naruto obliged without any hesitation.
He stood up, and drew it from his back, revealing the blade.
Naruto handed it to Carmilla, who took it, looking it up and down, analyzing the blade.
"Angel metal." She stated as she put it on the table, staring at Naruto with animalistic power. "Where did you get this?"
"Uhm…"
"He got it after…" Alastor started, only to be interrupted by the door opening, revealing Velvette... phone to ear.
"Yes, I got it, Vox." She said as she walked toward a chair. "Are you doubting me?"
Naruto's ears twitched at the accent Velvette had, tingles down his spine.
"Really? Me?" Velvette continued before she chuckled. "Yes, I know they are all a joke…"
Velvette paused mid sentence.
Her eyes landing on the angel metal sword and then the new face she didn't recognize.
"Vox I'll call you back." She said as she hung up, putting her phone away as she took her seat.
Carmilla had a scowl of disgust, much more enhanced than the one she had just given Naruto.
"Velvette… are your colleagues going to join us?" She asked with very forced politeness.
"No." Velvette said with a annoyingly playful smile, antagonizing Carmilla. "They have more important shit right now than dealing with an old windbag who thinks she is tough shit."
Carmilla snarled.
"As I was saying…" Carmilla returned her attention to Naruto, tapping his sword. "Where did you get this sword, boy."
"I'll answer for you, Naruto." Alastor said, putting his hand on the hound's shoulder.
"B…"
"Shsshshshs…"
Naruto went silent as Alastor cleared his throat.
"Naruto here, two years ago, got the metal for this sword after being stabbed by an exterminator." Alastor explained, earning many looks of surprise and interest. "Yes, the spear rammed RIGHT through him…" He used magic to lift Naruto's shirt, showing the scarred flesh the former spear head had dealt. "And had it turned into a weapon."
Velvette laughed.
"You're forgetting the important part, Alastor." She said with hidden agenda glee.
Alastor's eyes narrowed.
"What am I forgetting?" He asked as his head tilted.
"This boy…" Velvette pulled out her phone, clicked a few things, hijacking Carmilla's presentation.
It showed video footage.
Footage of Naruto and Loona, the former killing an exterminator.
Naruto wanted to shrink into his chair as everyone became livid.
"You forget, Alastor." Velvette said in a cocky, condescending attitude. "We V's have eyes everywhere. So, this is not news to us."
"How…" Carmilla said in an enraged tone, calming herself enough to talk normally. "How long ago was this, Alastor."
"Hm… nearly two years ago on Halloween." He said, snapping his fingers. "It was just before Lucifer had the extermination changed to New Years."
Carmilla's eyes targeted Naruto.
"You killed an angel…" She stated in a cold tone.
"Y-yes ma'am…" Naruto replied.
More gasps around, specifically Carmilla's children as they looked at each other and their mother.
"Well, we all know what this means." Velvette said as she stood atop the table. "If these holy fucks can be killed, the game has changed. We can take the fight to them…" She looked at everyone, landing on Naruto last. "The boy's and I have created a full assault plan to…"
She was interrupted by Zestial slurping his tea… loudly.
He put his cup down and cupped his hands together.
"If you and your colleagues wish to wage war with such meager proof, thou art more…" He took a breath. "Foolish than I be thought."
Velvette was livid, eye twitching at being called a fool.
"'Meager Proof'?" Velvette said with air quotes before stomping her foot into the table as she pointed at Naruto. "Our video footage and the Radio Demon is backing this kid up, on top of that he took one of their weapons and reforged it into that!"
She pointed at Naruto's sword.
"What more proof do you need, or are you going Blind Old Man?" Velvette asked with heavy amounts of insulting sarcasm toward Zestial.
Zestial smirked devilishly.
"Be it as it may," His eyes lulled toward Naruto. "The boy's victory can easily be called luck."
Waving his hand, magic rewound the video, showing how Naruto was constantly on the backfoot of the fight.
"Even though his luck was impressive, if we went to war without any kind of plan that includes MORE than simple luck…" Zestial's eyes widened as he stared at Velvette. "They will purge all of Hell for uprising."
The Overlords whispered amongst themselves, many subtly agreeing with Zestial.
He was old, and very wise.
Velvette looked around, seeing the tables starting to turn against her.
She needed to sway their way of thinking to hers.
"Oh, I SEE~" She said, walking up the table a bit more, her foot touching the sword. "So Grandpa is to PUSSY to fight, so I guess there is no point, right~"
Zestial's eyes narrowed, a rattling hissing sound coming from the ancient Overlord.
"Oh, what's the matter fossil?" Velvette asked, using her foot to kick the sword up into the air, grabbing it and POINTING it in Zestial's face. "To scared to make a REAL power grab?"
Carmilla smacked the sword out of Velvette's hand, hard enough that the sword's clatter on the table echoed loudly.
"You better show some respect! Check your behavior, no one speaks to Zestial that way!" She stated with emphasis. "Did you expect us to sit back and take your insolent brazen display?"
Velvette smirked before she laughed.
"You've got it twisted, I'm not the one who needs a new attitude." She said as she strutted down the table. "Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and I will do. Nothin' less than what I please because I'm the backbone of the Vees."
Carmilla snarled.
"Mad that I acted respectless? Well, it's 'cause no one could respect this." Velvette continued with sass. "Sorry, group attendin'. Since when are Overlords too scared to fight? You're long past trendin'. Sorry, baе, but I ain't swipin' right. You lost your relevance."
"We can't act without more intelligence." Zestial interjected.
Velvette rolled her eyes and threw her arms up in a shrug.
"Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless and I could eat you lot for breakfast." Velvette groaned.
Carmilla hit the table.
"You and the Vees are inane and uninformed smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned." Carmilla very much warned.
Velvette sarcastically covered her mouth.
"Oops! Did I strike a nerve? 'Cause when I said he killed one dead…" She pointed again at Naruto. "I Couldn't help but observe that your wrinkled face was turning red. And why are you avoidin' war? That's what the guns you sell are for. Thanks to my bein' respectless, one thing I'm startin' to suspect is."
Velvette daringly… sat on Naruto's lap.
"You know why he was victorious. Do you have a disclosure?"
Metaphorical fire spewed from Carmilla.
"This meeting's over!" She shouted.
Velvette… relented.
"Fine." She said calmly.
She however did not move from Naruto's lap.
"Well, that was a productive meeting." Alastor joked as Carmilla and her daughter's left the room.
"We just got here." Zeezi stated with a smirk, taking this whole event as a joke.
"Uh…" Naruto said nervously, sweat pouring from his nervously shuddering body. "Can you get off?"
"Hm, no…" Velvette said as she caressed Naruto's face. "Hm, you look… familiar… What's you name, doll?"
"Naruto… Uzumaki…"
Velvette's eyes widened… as did her smirk.
"So, YOU are the hound who has been pissing him off recently." Velvette laughed, pulling out her phone, pulling Naruto close and taking a selfie, leaving Naruto very confused.
"What?"
"You didn't know?" Velvette asked as she tilted her head.
"Know what?" Naruto asked, feeling like he was going to regret this as Alastor pulled Frank aside.
"… follow Carmilla."
"Yes, Boss."
"You didn't know that your pornos were outdoing Val's?"
Naruto spat what was in his mouth, which was saliva, across the table and onto the walls.
"Woah, new guy has porn?" Zeezi asked, interested in this as Rosie blushed and the blue flame deer skull Overlord left.
"Yeah, you got two, both in the Hundreds of Millions in view count." Velvette explained, taking another selfie, Naruto having a panic attack. "One was with a rabbit and the other was with a hound and a succubus…"
Naruto felt like his blood froze over thirteen times over.
"Oh, you have no idea how much these make Val mad. Especially the one that Kurama woman posted." Velvette added.
"Wait… Kurama… as in the Marquis demon who Stark was involved with?" Naruto asked, snapping into focus.
The remaining overlords quirked their eyebrows.
"How do you know of the Madam?" Zeezi asked, leaning forward.
"The Madam?"
"Yeah, Kurama the Madam, she was a former Overlord until recently when she was promoted into the Marquis. She was Stark's owner… I think…" Zeezi scratched her temple in thought. "Actually, does anyone actually know if Kurama held his soul under contract?"
No one answered.
No one knew the answer.
Meanwhile…
Kurama sneezed.
"Mother, are you okay?" Tamamo asked, holding a tray with food on it.
"I am quite alright dear…" Kurama said as she dabbed her nose with a tissue.
Tamamo nodded and placed the tray down, placing her mother's food on the desk.
She prepared to leave, until she heard her mother clear her throat.
Knowing what this was, Tamamo dropped to her knees, Kurama's leg placing itself on her shoulder, pulling her closer.
Overlord Meeting Hall…
"Anyway, she is not a part of this anymore, so don't worry." Zeezi said as she stood up, standing above Naruto. "We should hang out sometimes, here's my number."
She handed Naruto her business card, which Naruto accepted.
Zeezi walked out, needing to scoot under the doorway being way to big.
"Well, Naruto, let us be off." Alastor said as he stood up.
Naruto nodded in agreement… but couldn't stand.
"uh, can you get off me?" Naruto asked Velvette, who took a third selfie.
Velvette hopped off Naruto, and extended her arm.
In her hand was her own business card.
"If you ever want a good experience on social media, hit me up, babe~" She said with a tooth smile and a wink.
Placing it in Naruto's hand, Velvette took her leave, allowing Naruto to exhale.
'That could have been worse.' He thought as he stood up, reaching over the table and grabbing his sword.
He started to turn while sheathing it, only to take a step back when Rose got in his face.
"Hello, I am Rosie, nice to meet ya." She said, taking his hand and shaking it.
"Nice to meet you too, Rosie. I'm Naruto." He greeted. 'How many people am I going to meet today?'
"I gotta say, hon, you were quite brave to reveal all that stuff." She said, gently elbowing his shoulder. "I mean, killing an exterminator and causing Carmine to get this pissed, OH, just fun stuff."
"Okay…"
"Ah, don't be put off by her ways, Naruto." Alastor said as he stepped in. "Rosie here is the leader of Cannibal Town."
Rosie smiled, once again showing off her very sharp teeth.
"I see…"
"Oh, don't worry, we practice restraint when not at home, dear." Rosie laughed as she saw Naruto's concerned face.
"Can I go home now…" Naruto asked in a very tired tone.
This short meeting as to much.
Meanwhile, Hazbin Hotel…
Andy laughed like a maniac as she rode on Razzle's back, pulling the tiny demon's horns to go high into the air.
"ANDY, GET DOWN HERE TO GRANDPA!" blitz screamed in a panic.
"COME TO GRANDPA!" Moxxie screeched when Andy went into a nose dive.
"RAZZLE, GET DOWN NOW!" Charlie ordered.
The poor lamb demon wanted, OH, so wanted to follow orders, but the baby kept turning its head, forcing it to not go down.
This kept up until Razzle got tuckered out and fell from midair, caught by Vaggie.
"Estas en muchos problemas..." Vaggie said as she booped Andy's nose. "Pequeña."
Hour Later, Dry Fuck…
Naruto, Verosika, and Loona were livid.
They were looking at Verosika's computer.
They were on the standard porn site of Hell.
They saw the video Hinata had posted some time ago.
Right next to it… was a video of their honeymoon sex.
"I am going to KILL Asmodeus…" Verosika growled, seeing it was him who had it posted.
Carmine Home…
"… you killed an exterminator, too?" Zestial asked Carmilla, who nodded.
"Only I wasn't careless." She responded, memories of herself killing the bastard who targeted her daughters. "I didn't get caught on camera…"
Frank the Egg Boi's tiny eyes widened at this revelation.
'Oh, I gotta tell da boss…'
The V's HQ…
"Hey, Val~ guess who I met?" Velvette sing-song asked her fellow V.
Chapter 92, DONE!
SO, Respectless the Song was turned into dialogue, but I had to make two SMALL tweaks to keep it with this story's canon.
Velvette in song points out, 'Did I strike a nerve, 'Cause when I brought out the angel's head' was turned to 'Did I strike a nerve, 'Cause when I said he killed one Dead'. I did this to keep up the rhyme and because in this version, Naruto DID kill one before Carmilla.
Then the line, 'You know why this angel's headless, do you have a discloure' became 'You know why he was victorious, Do you have a disclosure'.
This meeting actually takes place before Carmilla actually killed one. Yes, I screwed up and had to take time to think/make sure timeline wise things work/make sense.
Besides that, I hope all of you enjoyed the chapter and liked the small changes to canon. Let's see what next chapter will bring.
New art on deviantart if ya wanna check it out.
If you enjoyed the chapter, let me know with a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.