Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

by miguelcopier

Wario and Waluigi are two brothers who are trying to raise money to save an orphanage where they grew up from closing by singing some blues songs. They gather some old friends to help sing blues songs as well as hold some concerts for the blues songs. But when they get into trouble with the law things get a little crazy. Will they succeed or will they fail?

1. Chapter 1

Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 1

Our story begins at a prison where two police officers approached a cell that had a fat man inside sleeping

The Assistant Warden wants this one out of the block early. the first police officer said

This one? the second police officer said

Yeah. the first police officer said

Why? the second police officer said

He wants to get it over with fast. the first police officer said

Okay, let's do it. the second police officer said

The two police officers tried to wake the fat man up

Psst! Hey. Come on, wake up, it's time. the second police officer said

Wake up. Let's go, it's time. the first police officer said

Huh? the fat man said

Wake up. the first police officer said

Let's go. the second police officer said

Okay. the fat man said

The fat man and the two police officers go on a long walk as they inside a gate and are at a building

Well, this is it. the first police officer said

It is? the fat man said

Yeah. the first police officer said

Oh. the fat man said

Let's go. the second police officer said

The fat man and the two police officers go inside the building where the second police officer reads on a notebook

7474505B. the second police officer said

What wing? the man said

Maximum wing, Block 9. the second police officer said

Standard release? the man said

Parole, three out of five. Good behavior. the second police officer said

Give me a minute. the man said

The man went to look for something while the fat man approached the reception desk

Hurry up. the fat man said

In a minute. the man said

The man came back with some clothes while he looked at the fat man with disgust

Uh... the man said

Hello? the fat man said

The man motioned to the two police officers to move the fat man away which they did

One Timex digital watch, broken. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

One unused prophylactic. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

One soiled. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

Suddenly a car came driving in and stopped at a prison nearby where the fat man was it was a tall man and a mushroom head guy

Boots, black. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

Belt, black. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

One black suit jacket. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

One pair of black suit pants. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

One hat. Black. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

One pair of sunglasses. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

And 23.07. the man said

Yup. the fat man said

The man then gave the fat man some papers to sign

Sign here. the man said

Okay. the fat man said

The tall man and the toad were waiting in the car at the prison

When's he coming? the mushroom head guy said

He'll be here. the tall man said

Are you sure? the mushroom head guy said

I'm sure. the tall man said

It'll probably take forever. the mushroom guy said

No, it won't. the tall man said

Yes, it will. the mushroom head guy said

No, it won't. the tall man said

Yes, it will. the mushroom head guy said

No, it won't. the tall man said

Yes, it will. the mushroom head guy said

Look just...relax. Okay? the tall man said

Alright. the mushroom head guy said

Suddenly the prison gate opened and it was the fat man

He's coming out now. the tall man said

He is? the mushroom head guy said

Yeah. the tall man said

Finally. the mushroom head guy said

Let's get out and greet him. the tall man said

Okay. the mushroom head guy said

The tall man and the mushroom head guy get out of the car and approach the fat man

Hey Wario. the tall man said

Hi. the mushroom head guy said

Hey Waluigi. Hey Toad. the fat man said

Wario Waluigi and Toad then all hugged each other

Let's go. Waluigi said

Yeah. Wario said

Alright. Toad said

Wario Waluigi and Toad stopped hugging went inside the car and drove off

Hey Waluigi? Wario said

What is it? Waluigi said

What's this? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

This car. Wario said

What car? Waluigi said

This car. Wario said

What car? Waluigi said

This stupid car. Wario said

What car? Waluigi said

The one you're driving. Wario said

Oh. Waluigi said

Where's the Cadillac? Wario said

The what? Waluigi said

The Caddy. Where's the Caddy? Wario said

The what? Waluigi said

The Cadillac we used to have. Wario said

What do you mean...? Waluigi said

The Bluesmobile. Wario said

Oh. Waluigi said

Where is it? Wario said

We traded it. Toad said

What? Wario said

We traded it. Toad said

You traded it? Wario said

Yeah. Toad said

You're lying. Wario said

I'm not lying. Toad said

You're lying. Wario said

I'm not. Toad said

He's not lying. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

We traded it. Waluigi said

You traded the Bluesmobile for this? Wario said

No, for a microphone. Waluigi said

A microphone? Wario said

Yeah. A microphone. Toad said

Okay, i can see that. Wario said

Exactly. Toad said

Then what the hell is this? Wario said

This was a bargain. Waluigi said

A bargain? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Where? Wario said

We picked it up at the Mount Prospect City Police Auction last spring. Waluigi said

What kind of car is it? Wario said

It's an old Mount Prospect police car. Waluigi said

Really? Wario said

Yeah. They were practically giving them away. Waluigi said

Is this true Toad? Wario said

It is. Toad said

Well, thank you, pal. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

The day I get out of prison, my own brother and my friend pick me up in a police car. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Seriously. Thank you. Wario said

Suddenly a bridge was going up as a ship was crossing by with some traffic from other cars

You don't like it? Waluigi said

No, i don't like it. Wario said

But it's pretty good. Waluigi said

Is it? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

It's true. Toad said

Prove it. Wario said

How? Waluigi said

Cross that bridge. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Seriously? Toad said

Yes. Wario said

Should i do the usual thing or? Waluigi said

Do it. Wario said

Waluigi moved the car and crossed the bridge while it was going up

Well? Waluigi said

Car's got a lot of pickup. Wario said

It's got a cop motor. Waluigi said

Okay. Wario said

A 440 cubic-inch plant. Waluigi said

Okay. Wario said

It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Waluigi said

Good. Wario said

It was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Waluigi said

That's pretty good. Wario said

So what do you say? Waluigi said

Huh? Wario said

What do you say is it the new Bluesmobile, or what? Waluigi said

What do i say? Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Fix the cigarette lighter. Wario said

That's it? Waluigi said

That's it. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

A few minutes later

Wario Waluigi and Toad going around town and were now at an orphanage

The orphanage? Wario said

Yup. Waluigi said

What are we doing here? Wario said

You promised you'd visit the Penguin the day you got out. Waluigi said

I did? Wario said

Yeah. You did. Waluigi said

You totally did. Toad said

Oh. Wario said

So are you? Waluigi said

Yeah. Wario said

Good. Waluigi said

Well... Wario said

Wario? Waluigi said

Well... Wario said

Wario? Waluigi said

Okay, so i lied to her. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

I lied to her. Wario said

Seriously. Toad said

Yeah. Seriously. Wario said

Wario? Waluigi said

What? Wario said

You can't lie to a nun. Waluigi said

I know. Wario said

Good, then we gotta go in and visit the Penguin. Waluigi said

No f*cking way. Wario said

Oh, come on. Waluigi said

No. Wario said

Please? Waluigi said

No. Wario said

Pretty please? Waluigi said

No. Wario said

Alright, you asked for it. Waluigi said

What do you mean? Wario said

I'm gonna force you out. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Toad? Waluigi said

Yeah? Toad said

Wait in the car okay? Waluigi said

Alright. Toad said

Wario let's go. Waluigi said

Oh no. Wario said

A few more minutes later

Wario and Waluigi went inside the orphanage and approached a nun's office

Do we have to do this? Wario said

Yes. We do. Waluigi said

This better be quick. Wario said

It will be. Waluigi said

Waluigi knocks on the door but it opens by itself for him and Wario

That's weird. Waluigi said

I wanna go back to the car. Wario said

Don't be scared Wario. Waluigi said

I'm not scared. Wario said

Then let's keep going. Waluigi said

Fine. Wario said

Wario and Waluigi went up the stairs and approached another door

Here we are. Wario said

Uh, Wario? Waluigi said

What is it? Wario said

Look. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi looked at the Jesus on a cross statue and the door downstairs closed

Did you see that? Wario said

I did. Waluigi said

Weird. Wario said

Very weird. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi approached the door and were about to knock until...

Who is it? a voice said

Wario and Waluigi. Waluigi said

The door opened and inside the room was an old woman in a nun's outfit

Come in. the nun said

Come in? Walugi said

Come in. the nun said

Wario and Waluigi enter the nun's office and approach the nun and the door to her room closed

Hello, boys. Nice to see you. the nun said

Hello. Wario said

Hello. Waluigi said

Please, have a seat. the nun said

Wario and Waluigi looked at some seats behind went to them and sat down

No, boys. Come over here in front of me. the nun said

What? Wario said

In front of you? Waluigi said

Yes. I want to see your faces. the nun said

Okay. Wario said

Alright. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi have met with a nun in her room what will the nun say to them stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED