The Night After Christmas After Last episodes Christmas, also Fat Tony Dies!
Plot
The title gag is a Fox helicopter. It reads on the side. "Wishing you a Merry Christmas but not other holidays."
"You bigots!" Apu yelled. Apparently he can fly...
The billboard gag is : Luxury cars missing for sale. One window, no cops." Snake Jailbird is selling stolen cars.
The chalkboard gag is: "Candy canes are not elf bones."
"Yes they are..." said Oscar.
Young Link from Ocarina of time winced at Oscar.
Bart wearing winter clothes sighed exasperated.
The couch gag is an advent calendar but with christmas pictures, some amusing. No chocolate though...
"I ate all the chocolate..." said Oscar in his pyjamas with melted chocolate around his mouth and cheeks.
"Ugh! Oz you've got chocolate all around your mush..." Bart sighed.
...
Moe's Tavern exterior.
Moe puts up a Christmas door wreath. He smiles getting into the festive spirit.
"Ooooooh! Mini candy canes!" said Homer.
"Those were my ear bones!" One of Santa's elves screamed in a pain with blood pouring out of his ears...
"Homer no! Those are plastic!" said Moe.
They are real candy cane which in turn is elf bones...
"Don't you shut on Christmas? Not that I want you too... Ugh... Tonight Marge invited Fatty and Smelma over..."
"Nah I can't close... Barney has no one to celebrate Christmas with. So he stays with me..." said Moe.
Barney was sat at the bar wearing a santa hat. he belched.
Homer shrugged. "I won't stay long, just till my monsters-in-law leave." He goes in for a drink.
Moe sighed, conflicted. When he had no one stay over he was suicidal. When he had friends over for Christmas they bugged him.
...
The Android's Dungeon comic book store.
Comic Book Guy has just finished a Death Star 3D puzzle.
Oscar is at the glass till grinning deviously. He snaps his fingers and Noddy Holder from Slade appears.
"IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!" Noddy screamed.
The 3D Death Star puzzle collapsed into pieces. Comic Book Guy sighed.
"What do you want..."
"To annoy you... and buy this Christmas edition of The Happy Little Elves comic..." said Oscar grinning.
Bart sighed.
"I am buying something far less lame... That Radioactive Man Christmas issue... featuring zombie Christmas trees..." Bart points to a Radioactive Man comic.
"That will be 25 dollars." said Comic Book Guy.
Bart groaned, he can't afford that.
"And for the annoying brat who just wrecked my puzzle... Your purchase is only 50 cents. Enjoy your worthless drivel..." said Comic Book Guy as he dislikes having to sell the lame babyish comic.
Oscar curtly pays for the Happy Little Elves comic. and leaves in a huff.
Bart left glumly without a comic.
Oscar cooed and squealed at his comic. "Haaauuuw! Big wet shiny nosed beary!" The Curious Bear Cub was on one of the pages.
Bart sighed embarrassed to be hanging out with him.
...
At Moe's
Homer drinks beer from a beer glass.
Moe's phone rings.
"Yello? Hold on. Yuri Naytor... Yuri Naytor... Hey Everybody! I am looking for a Yuri Naytor!" Moe yelled.
Everyone thought he said urinator and laughed heartedly.
Moe seethed thinking he had been pranked again.
He yelled expletives and threats down the phone.
However this time the callee was not Bart doing a prank, oh no... The caller was Fat Tony smoking a cigar. He was furious that Moe yelled at him down the phone. He slammed the handset down.
"Louie! Get me directions to Moe's Tavern! I think Moe needs a very warm and toasty greeting..." said Fat Tony.
Louie was confused.
"I mean set fire to his bar!" Fat Tony yelled.
Louie and Legs headed off to find out where Moe's is.
...
Simpsons house. Lounge.
Marge dressed the cat in antlers and bells.
The cat hissed and screeched trying to get out of the antlers and bells.
Lisa giggled. "D'awwwwww!"
Marge stifled a giggle.
"Guys that is not funny... she doesn't like being dressed like that..." Hugo sighed.
Marge sighed.
Live Action Katy Perry was still around. She set of fireworks in the back yard.
(Fireworks explode)
She sings Firework.
Lisa winced.
"Well I am annoyed your father and brother went out while Patty and Selma are visiting.
"Eh... They're both a disappointment..." said Patty smoking a cigarette.
Marge mumbled softly.
Snowball II hissed and screeched trying to get the felt antlers off of herself.
Everyone except Hugo laughed at the poor cat.
...
Cosingtons. It was dressed up nicely for Christmas.
"Ah how festive!" said Mr Cosingtons. He smoked a cigar. I am gonna have to do a PSA latter in this story what with all the smokers...
"I can't wait for Bloodbath Monday..." said Oscar grinning malevolently.
Mr Cosington looked at him concerned.
Inside the store, Mr Burns was Christmas shopping.
"Uh Yeeeeeeeeeees?" Yes guy annoyed him by going Yeseeeeees?
A studio audience laughed.
Mr Burns sighed.
"Can we get to my scene?" Kodos asked slithering on screen.
"No you insidious cephalopod! I am shopping!" said Mr Burns.
Kodos vaporised him with a fancy ray gun.
...
Santa and his reindeer were flying about.
"Hohoho!" Santa chuckled.
Kang or Kodos, I can't tell who, laughed malevolently and fired lasers at the reindeers. They managed to vaporise Prancer or Vixen.
Kang or Kodos laughed some more.
Near the equator, because it is too warm for snow there was a lighting storm over a cartoon jungle.
The thunder startled Jungledyret Hugo.
"Aaaaaah! Donder en bliksem!" The furry, Koala-like or Teddy bear-like creature cried.
Milhouse was watching Jungledyret Hugo.
"I have no idea why I am watching this, I don't understand what anyone is saying..." said Milhouse.
At the Simpsons Oscar is watching Santa flying about. He sees Kang or Kodos fire lasers at the reindeer.
"He is shooting at Santy!" Oscar whined tearfully.
Marge sighed and shut the curtains.
...
The Wiggum house.
Ralph was riding in his stocking that was on the fireplace.
Clancy sighed.
"Ralph you're not a present..." said Clancy taking him out of the stocking.
"Now why have you put Mommy's purse in the microwave again..." Wiggum sighed.
"If it wasn't to go in there why does it fit...?" Ralph asked.
Clancy face palmed.
Ralph then wrote on his list to Santa some weird requests for gifts...
"A carpet made of lightsabers..." Clancy read the the list.
Ralph nodded.
...
Town square. Jebediah was dressed as Santa.
George Washington frowned. "You do know he attacked me..."
"Nah... Lisa was too much of a wuss to tell the truth..." said Oscar.
"The mayor was gonna have snipers shoot me!" Lisa frowned.
Oscar snapped his fingers in a sassy manner.
Lisa seethed.
At home Marge got everyone to pose for a christmas photo in tacky and dorky Christmas sweaters.
Oscar laughed at the family. "Ha! You're embarrassed!"
"Oz you wear sweaters..." Bart sighed.
"Yup and I love wearing them..." said Oscar wearing a dorky sweater as usual.
Bart sighed.
...
Bart went out again to his local haunts.
Phineas Q Butterfats was closed. There was a sign that read "It's winter! Why would you eat cold ice cream!?"
"But I an craving chocolate lake raspberry ripple..." Oscar whined.
Bart winced.
He hears Krusty groan.
Krusty got drunk the night before and was lying hungover in a gutter.
Bart sighed.
"I demand you open up right now!" Oscar yelled at the doors of the ice cream parlour.
"Oz why do you want cold ice cream on a winter's day..." Bart sighed.
Oscar shrugged.
"Look the Swedish bakery often gives out seasonal desserts to you and Üter on the house. Pig out on some nice warm Jam Roly Poly or something..." said Bart.
Oscar pondered. "I am craving Jam Roly Poly..."
He goes to the bakery.
Krusty groaned with a headache from drinking last night.
Katy Perry sang Last Friday Night.
Bart winced.
...
The school. It was closed for the holidays.
"Now that's a joy to see..." Bart sighed and grinned. "Shame it will open up again in the new year..."
The bakery.
Oscar is given free pudding by the nice Swedish baker. He is eating jam roly poly in hot custard.
"Bart clearly sent you here to quit stören him." Üter sighed. "Insekt-nerven... Ach! ich nein "get" your words!"
Oscar sighed.
"Maybe Teddy will play with me..." He thinks of fetching his living teddy bear creature.
However Teddy is hibernating and does NOT want to be disturbed
"Ich hat grün farbe!" Üter has a pot of green paint and a little brush.
"No! You are not painting Teddy's ears again!" said Oscar.
"Ah, maybe Fräulein Lisa would like some, Zey vegan freudlich!" said Üter.
Oscar frowned at him.
...
The Simpson house, evening. On the roof stood Jesus and Santa.
"Jump! Jump! Jump!" Homer dared Jesus to jump.
"Homer that is a Christmas ornament..." Marge sighed.
"I think Ned would be very offended by the crass marketing and advertising of a red clad gift giver on his birthday..." Lisa seethed.
"You might as well put Sir Isaac Newton up there, as it is scientifically proven he was born on Christmas..." Hugo smirked.
Homer frowned ay Lisa and Hugo.
"Come on, let's go inside before we get frostbite." said Marge.
Everyone goes inside.
Marge made christmas tree cookies.
"And spear heads..." said Oscar.
Plot 2
We skip forward to New Years Day... The snow outside is melting.
Lisa is tidying up from the party last night.
Some one left a top hat behind. Like a sir!
Maggie pulled a cork out of a near empty wine bottle and sucked it.
Eric frowned sucking his red pacifier.
Bart arrives groaning and hungover. Despite only drinking apple juice.
Bart groans.
"I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again."
Lisa smirked. "Aw. Poor baby." She squirted apple juice from a carton at him.
"Come on, Bart. Afraid of a little apple juice?" She laughs.
Bart frowned.
"Pig in a blanket!" He threw meat at her.
"Dad's underwear." Lisa brandished Dad's underwear.
"That's a- Eeeeeeeeew!" said Milhouse.
"Aunt Selma's leg." Bart points Aunt Selma's leg at Lisa.
Bart winced looking down at something on the floor. Jub-Jub, Selma's iguana was nibbling her toes.
"Eeeeeeeew! Jub-Jub..." Bart groaned.
"Hey! I am not dead yet! I am hungover!" said Selma.
Jub-Jub crawled off somewhere.
"Also our writers don't know their herpetology... Iguanas are herbivores, They wouldn't eat microwaved roaches..." said Hugo. "Or feet..."
Bart groaned. "I don't need geeks yakking right now..."
"I hate New Year's Eve. I can't believe I made out with Ryan Seacrest on the TV screen." Selma sighed.
Bart winced at the TV. It was paused on American Idol. Particularly on Ryan Seacrest. There were lipstick marks from someone kissing the screen.
"So? I kiss the TV when Beyoncé is on the screen..." said Oscar.
Bart chuckled.
Selma groaned hungover.
"Let's just take it easy. We all made mistakes on New Year's Eve." said Bart.
The dog and the cat left the large white litter box feeling sheepish about something.
"Hehehehe! They created CatDog..." said Hugo chuckling
Bart winced.
Grampa was asleep holding a coat rack he presumably mistook for a woman...
Bart gawked.
"Yeah true, I regret turning up to your New Years celebration dressed as Baby New Year..." said Oscar wearing only a diaper and a sash that read "Baby New Year."
Bart face palmed.
"There's only one upside to today." said Lisa.
"Lis I swear if you say school... I will toss you through the bay windows..." Bart seethed.
...
Marge and Homer's room. They are hungover and are sleeping.
Homer snores.
"Come on, just one more drink, Marge." Homer said in his sleep.
Marge sighed softly, feeling drunk from last night.
"Some more peanuts Helen... No the ones from the bottom of the bowl..." said Homer in his sleep in a perverse tone.
He moans and shivers pervertedly.
Marge wakes up and frowns.
Bart and Lisa run in and jump on them.
"Happy New Year!" The kids cheer.
Bart honks a klaxon in Homer's ear.
Homer screamed.
"Everyone shush!" Marge groaned.
"Why are you hungover? I didn't see you drink last night." said Bart.
"I didn't. I got secondhand wasted from smooching your father." said Marge.
"Is that a thing..." Bart winced.
"So not a peep out of anyone till the Fiesta Bowl." said Marge.
"That's not for five hours." said Bart.
"I know when the freaking Fiesta Bowl is!" Marge snapped.
"Sweetie, relax. Let's just watch some TV." said Homer.
He put the TV on. The news was broadcasting from Samoa. Where The Rock lives.
(drums pounding) The Samoans are beating drums.
The Simpsons except Maggie cover their ears in pain as they are tired and hungover from last night.
"New Year's Eve might be over in America, but we're still rocking hard in Samoa." said a Samoan.
"Yooooooouuuu're welcoooooom!" Maui cheered.
"Author that is still not a thing yet...
Okay fine... The Rock is there cooking!
Bart winced as Dwayne Johnson was cooking food on the TV.
"And here come the Blue Angels waking up the shrieking wah-wah birds." said the Samoan guy in Bermuda shorts.
Jets fly about, the sound wakes up toucans.
The Simpsons brace themselves in horror.
The toucan-like birds scream loudly.
The Simpsons clutch their ears yelling in agony.
"Turn it off!" Marge yelled.
Maggie giggles. She likes the screaming birds for some reason...
"This is just like every moment in my subconscious when I encounter screaming leprechauns. Now you understand my madness?" said Oscar drowned out by the screaming birds.
Marge turfed the kids out of the room. "Ugh! Go and listen to Sean Kingston for the next five hours or something!"
Bart shrugged.
"Ugh... my diaper needs changing though..." Oscar groaned.
Cousin Hank seethed.
"Oz stop triggering Hank..." Bart sighed.
...
Outside the front of the house. Homer puts the trash in the can. However he puts something recyclable in the wrong recycling can.
A siren blares with blue flashing lights. Homer groans.
"Well, well, well. Simpson, you've committed Springfield's first crime of the new year." said Aiggum.
"Write him up, Lou." He said to Lou.
"Uh chief..." said Lou.
"Huh? What'd I do?" Homer whined.
"Failed to separate your bottles and newspapers." said Wiggum.
"Uh Chief..." said Lou.
"What?!" Wiggum whined annoyed.
"Chief, not recycling or putting recyclable waste in the wrong can is not a felony. People have a right not to recycle..." said Lou.
"Woohoo!" said Homer.
"Really?!" Wiggum asked.
"Yep. The Liberals can't force us like they want to..." said Lou.
"Okay you're off the hook Homer." said Wiggum.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
"Not so fast Simpson!" said an authoritative voice.
Homer screamed.
An EPA agent arrived. "The local police force may not be willing to protect our environment but we have the jurisdiction to make you recycle!" said the agent.
Homer whimpered when he got the cuffs out.
Suddenly the EPA agent's head was blasted off in a bloody manner and he dropped down dead.
Oscar in his pyjamas was carrying a a recently fired, smoking shotgun,
Homer sighed relieved. "Thank goodness for my psychotic foster son..."
Wiggum gulped and got in his car with Lou and left.
Homer went back inside.
"Tch! I hate those jerks..." said Oscar. He put nis gun away and went indoors too.
He went to the rumpus room, which was now being used to meditate, perform occult rituals.
Oscar channelled the spirit of a dead squirrel.
Bart winced when he found Oscar in a trance chittering like a squirrel.
Suddenly Larry Christmas appeared.
"Hi! I'm Larry Christmas!" said the blond guy wearing a tacky Christmas sweater.
Bart winced.
"Are you related to Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber?" Oscar asked.
"Uh... no..." said Larry.
Gary Busey arrived to say more strange things.
"It feels good to pour corn chowder on ones genitalia."
Oscar and Bart gawked freaked out.
...
Moe's.
Homer came in in better mood than canon. And told instead his encounter with an annoying EPA agent.
"Luckily Oscar blasted his head clean off." said Homer.
Moe cleaned his glasses.
"Wow, Homer. This year's only 11 hours old, and it's already your annus horribilis." said Moe.
Homer laughed. "Horrible anus?!"
Lisa came in. "No! No! No! Dad that is Latin for Horrible Year..."
Homer gawked.
"My New Year's resolution is to study Latin..." said Lisa.
"My New Year's resolution is to be less angry." said Moe.
His phone rang.
"Is Amanda Hugandkiss there?" The caller holding their nose asked.
Moe seethed and slammed down the handset.
"Well I am free and happy for the year, but Oscar now has a homicide charge on him..." said Homer.
"Uh, listen, Homer- I know a guy who fixes things for folks who need things fixed." said Moe.
"But, uh, I can't talk about it here." Ie it is illegal...
They go to the back room where Moe once kept an orca, and once kept pandas... "Eh, still not private enough."
They are in a tunnel that they must crawl through. "Uh, this is private, but a little dank."
"Uh, whoopsie." They end up on stage during a production of Wicked.
Homer winced looking about a d finding himself on stage during a live performance.
"Glinda, Madame Morrible, flying monkeys there, can you tell me how I can get back to my bar?" Moe asked Glinda the good witch.
"Moe, you've always had the power to get back to the bar." said Glinda.
Moe is distracted by seeing a monkey that looks exactly like him. "Whoa! It's a chimpan-me." They copy each other, Duck Soup style.
"Maybe we should let these people enjoy their show." said Homer.
"Yes! Stop messing up the show! I, the Wizard of Oz command you to leave the stage!" Oscar as the wizard yelled.
Homer and Moe go back to the bar.
"Oh and accendo which sounds like ascendo means to set on fire." said Lisa.
"Oh! Oh! Like Incendio!" Oscar yelled waving his magic wand about. It casted incendio and set fire to the bar.
"Oops..." said Oscar.
At EPA's sinister HQ.
"This is concerning... That brat has already killed 200 of our field agents..." said an EPA agent.
"But still! We have to protect Mother Nature! She can't protect herself!" said another agent.
"Those Springfield rats just don't care that they are polluting their own air and water..." said the first.
...
On a cliff. Bart bickers with Young Link.
"Round ears!" Link yelled.
"Jerk!" Bart shoved him.
Link screamed as he fell a ling way down. Then there was a crunch.
Bart rappelled down the cliff with climbing gear.
Young Link groaned.
Bart felt like he was gonna be sick. He saw a candy cane shard sticking out of Young Link's leg.
"Link is that..."
"Aaaagh! That is my leg bone " Link screamed. Elves definitely have candy canes as bones...
Hugo sighed. "Now we face the wrath of the trees, like that time Martin pulled an Exodia and summoned Sylvan awakening in Magic the Gathering..."
Bart grimaced at his geeky twin.
Plot 3
Home.
Homer got home to speak to Oscar.
"Okay Rambo, I got you clear of that impending arrest warrant fir shooting that EPA agent." said Homer.
Lisa seethed.
"Daaaaad! He can't just go around killing people he finds annoying!"
"Go to your room!" Homer sent her to her room.
"Well gee, thanks big guy." said Oscar. "But I uh got a few more citations for misdemeanours... Hehehehe..." He laughed sheepishly.
Homer sighed and took his citations/fines.
"Two counts of public nudity and pooping in public?! Oz what the hell were you doing?!" Homer yelled.
Oscar laughed.
"What? I'm insane!"
Homer sighed.
"Well that doggy in the park told me to strip naked and poop in the bushes..." said Oscar.
"I- I can't deal with this now..." said Homer.
"Okay, I am just gonna gorge on free desserts at the Swedish Bakery..." said Oscar. Before Christmas He had a jam roly poly there.
"Ooooooh! Lucky..." Homer groaned.
"I'm only lucky because people think I am cute..." said Oscar.
Homer scoffed.
Oscar left to go to the bakery that doesn't mind giving him freebies...
However Baby New Year was visiting. A cartoon baby wearing a diaper and a sash was at the door.
"Oh great... more diapers to change..." Homer groaned.
Baby New Year frowned.
Larry Christmas was drinking egg nog.
"Hey who said you could have my egg nog!" Homer yelled.
"Well I..." said Larry.
Homer shot him with the antique shotgun he had in Treehouse of Horror II.
Oscar gasped horrified.
...
Court.
"Homer Simpson, you stand accused of first degree murder!" Judge Snyder yelled.
"You killed Larry Christmas?" Oscar yelled.
"Order! Order!" Snyder hammered his mallet for order.
"Well uh... maybe this will smooth things out your honour..." Homer bribed the judge.
Homer Simpson, you dare attempt to bribe a public official?! You must fry!" Judge Snyder yelled.
Bart in his smart, dorky court clothes and hairdo face palmed.
"Your honour, this is just a big misunderstanding. I meant to write "bride." It's a wedding present." said Homer.
"I am single!" Judge Snyder roared.
"Awwwww!" The women sighed with sympathy.
"Yes I a free and single, but back to the topic... Homer I sentence you to life! Without parole!" said Judge Snyder.
Marge gasped horrified.
"You idiot... I'm already alive..." said Homer.
"Life in prison..." said Snyder.
"Oh..." said Homer.
"It's okay. It's okay. I can be out in 18 months with good behaviour." said Homer.
"We're Simpsons, Dad. We don't do good behaviour." said Bart.
Oscar nodded.
"I do!" Lisa frowned.
"Don't tell me I'm not capable of good behaviour!" Homer roared, he lunged at Bart and strangled him.
Bart gagged and wheezed.
"Your Honor, I would like to request a sidebar." Homer asked Snyder.
"Granted." said Snyder.
Homer grabbed a handrail from the witness box and chased Bart with it.
Bart screamed and fled around the court room.
Marge face palmed.
...
Homer is in prison.
Wiggum has some sympathy for him.
"Life (clicking tongue) That is a long time to be away from your family."
"All that time I'll be stuck in my cell, unable to exercise." said Homer.
"Actually, most convicts work out like crazy." said Wiggum.
Snake was doing pull up exercises in his cell to get ripped.
"I repeat: unable to exercise." said Homer.
Wiggum sighed.
"Look, Simpson, there is one thing you can do to get out sooner, but, uh, it is extremely dangerous." said the chubby cop.
"Forget it... I don't squeal. Honour among thieves Chief... Honour among thieves..." said Homer.
Snake fist pumps him and grins.
Wiggum sighed.
"Oh! Oh! I wanna squeal! I wanna squeal! Because I am such a dirty rat!" said canon Homer.
All the inmates beat him up.
(Canon Homer cries out in pain as he is pummelled.)
The Warden's office for negotiations.
"Simpson, we are currently conducting a 20-year investigation into the activities of Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico." A tough guy, hardboiled egg detective with his shirt sleeves rolled up asked Homer.
"Forget it... I don't squeal..." said Homer.
"Fine rot in here..." said the detective.
"Who's Fat Tony?" Canon Homer asked.
Fanon Homer face palmed.
"I can't go undercover with Fat Tony. He's met me. I've been in his house. I was briefly his "conserigliary..." consugly... canoliar... Robert Duvall." said Canon Homer.
Oscar laughed.
"You were the guy who got the dead horse head in his bed?!" Chief Wiggum asked.
"Wait how about this Homer..." The hardboiled detective guy bribed Canon Homer.
"Deal!" He was easy to bribe as he is a dirty rat...
Fanon Homer stewed in his cell for years as he knew the other inmates hated rats who squeal or go undercover. In Blighty we call them Supergrasses... And we hate them too...
Homer sighed.
"You did the right thing pal. We hate informants and squealers..." said Snake patting him on the back.
...
The Simpsons, minus Homer as he is in prison, got home.
Marge wept as understandably she is upset that Homer is locked up. "Oh Homie..."
Lisa comforts her.
Bart had a toy for Oscar.
"Oooooooh! Gimmie!" said Oscar trying to get it. Bart played keep away to stop him getting at it.
"Now Oz I can't let you have this toy after your reckless disregard for the safety of other motorists, and free food, on the way back home." said Bart.
"Aww, but that sedan full of cranky kids was the perfect opportunity to deploy my General Tso's Pizza Roll cannon!" said Oscar holding a huge bazooka-like weapon.
Hugo winced at him concerned.
Bart shook his head.
"Yoink!" Oscar got the toy. Bart was steaming mad, he sighed and went off to his room.
An Ice Cream van was going around the block ringing and playing a tune. Oscar was chasing it.
"No ice cream available! Children, stay away!" said an authoritative voice over the speakers.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee!" Oscar rasped as he continued to chase the vehicle.
The hardboiled detective who was after Fat Tony sighed. "Deploy the Rocky Road..."
At dinner. Marge prays for Homie.
"Dear Lord..." said Marge.
"Dear Buddha..." Lisa cut in while meditating.
"Lisa!" Marge told her off. "Please Lord, I-"
"Ooooooooooom! Oooooooooooooom!" Lisa chanted while meditating.
Marge seethed.
Bart got out his rosary.
"Don't you pray for your father with rosary!" Marge yelled.
Bart did a cross gesture across his shoulders and prayed in Latin.
Marge seethed.
"Oooooooooom! Oooooooooooom!" Lisa chanted while seeking enlightenment.
"Is that really important to keep mentioning she is buddhist?!" Matt yelled.
Uh yeah...
Marge seethed. "Kids just eat your dinner..."
...
Prison Homer had some sort of slop for dinner.
"That is your third helping punk..." said the cafeteria worker.
"Yes I know..." said Homer.
"You do know this is made from diseased pigeons..." said the cafeteria worker.
"Just give me a bowlful with plenty of beaks this time..." said Homer.
The cafeteria worker sighed.
Homer sat at a table with Snake and Icepick.
"So how long have you been here?" Homer asked.
"I uh... don't like to think about it..." said Icepick.
Homer felt it wise to not press him even more on the subject. He ate his pigeon meat mush.
The attic, Hugo was greeted by a weird sight.
"HOLY JUMPING WILLIAM SHATNER?!"
Igor was wearing a ballerina outfit with a pink tutu.
"Uh Master... I can explain..." said Igor.
Hugo face palmed.
"Kali Maaaaaaaaaa..." Oscar rasped.
"Why are you in my room..." Hugo frowned.
"Can you create hypersonic killer robots?" said Oscar.
"What do you mean hypersonic? Do you mean supersonic? Faster than the speed of sound?" Hugo asked in a geekish manner.
"I dunno. Hypersonic just sounds cool..." said Oscar.
Hugo sighed.
Canon Homer was being prepped to rat on people.
"I'm a rat! I'm a rat! I'm a dirty! dirty rat! Don't trust me with illicit secrets! I'll tell all!" Canon Homer sang.
"Okay fine! We'll do our investigation on our own without informants!" the hardboiled detective guy yelled.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
Someone was knocking on the van door.
"What?!" The detective yelled at Oscar who was waiting outside.
"Do you have raspberry ripple?" Oscar asked.
...
At the docks.
Fat Tony and his men were smuggling guns into the country...
"Uh Chief... I think Fat Tony is smuggling in Belgian guns..." said Lou.
"No Chief, I am just importing Uh... Belgian waffles..." said Fat Tony.
"You heard him Lou." said Wiggum snoozing in his car.
Lou face palmed.
Fat Tony and his men finished their operation without being stopped by cops.
Homer was now wearing a Fonzie wig.
"Ay... Oh..."
His wig had a hidden camera in it.
"What happens if I say Ah fuggetaboutit?" Homer asked.
"That activates the self destruct..." said Oscar face palming.
Homer's wig caught light. He screamed and fled.
Oscar laughed.
"Ow! Quit laughing at my pain!" Homer cried with his head on fire...