Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 11

Wario and Waluigi have not gotten to a great start as it was long until they got in trouble with the police

The two police officers got into their police car and chased after Wario and Waluigi

Wow. I can't believe you just drove off in front of them. Wario said

I know. I can't believe it either. Waluigi said

Wow. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Can i ask you something? Wario said

Sure. Waluigi said

First, you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Wario said

True. Waluigi said

Then you lied to me about the band. Wario said

True. Waluigi said

Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint. Wario said

They're not gonna catch us. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

We're on a mission from God. Waluigi said

Waluigi. Wario said

Wario and Waluigi were now on the street trying to get away from the police chasing after them

Dis-Patch? the second police officer said

Yes? Dis-Patch said

We are in high-speed pursuit northbound on Courtland Avenue. the second police officer said

What vehicle? Dis-Patch said

A black-and-white 1974 Dodge sedan with Illinois plates. the second police officer said

Black-and-white 1974 Dodge sedan with Illinois plates. Got it. Dis-Patch said

Requesting assistance. the second police officer said

Right away. Dis-Patch said

Thank you. the second police officer said

Wario and Waluigi went into the shopping district as multiple police cars were chasing after them

Uh oh. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

More police cars are coming after us. Wario said

Seriously? Waluigi said

Yeah. Wario said

Wow. Waluigi said

Yeah. Wario said

No problem. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

I said no problem. Waluigi said

What do you mean no problem? Wario said

I've got a plan. Waluigi said

What plan? Wario said

Just a plan. Waluigi said

What plan? Wario said

We'll be all right if we can just get back on the expressway. Waluigi said

Expressway? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

This doesn't look like an expressway to me! Wario said

Don't yell at me! Waluigi said

What do you want me to do, motorhead? Wario said

Try not to be so negative all the time. Waluigi said

Negative? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Like what? Wario said

Why don't you offer some constructive criticism? Waluigi said

Really? Constructive criticism? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

That's stupid. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were still driving on the shopping distract as the police were chasing after them

You got us into this parking lot, pal. Now you get us out! Wario said

Do you want me to get us out of this parking lot? Waluigi said

Yes. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

What are you gonna do Waluigi? Wario said

Just watch. Waluigi said

Will there be anything else? the woman said

Yes. Do you have a Miss Piggy? the man said

Suddenly Wario and Waluigi came driving through the Toys R Us store and into the mall while the police did the same

Whoa. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

There's Hanson Burgers. Wario said

Yeah, lots of space in this mall. Waluigi said

Whoa. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi came driving through a Formerwear store while the police did the same

Whoa. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Disco pants and haircuts. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi then crashed into a bakery store and a music store before driving off again as the police were still chasing them

Hey, look. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Baby clothes. Waluigi said

Baby clothes? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

This place has got everything. Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Wario Waluigi and the police were driving around in the mall crashing into stuff

Hey, look. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year. Waluigi said

Seriously? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Amazing. Wario said

Wario and Waluigi drove off again as the police were still chasing after them

Huh. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Pier 1 imports. Waluigi said

Amazing. Wario said

Wario and Waluigi then drove out of the mall as every single one of the police cars crashed everywhere in the mall

In the second police car

They broke my watch! the third police officer said

Really? the fourth police officer said

Yeah. the third police officer said

Wow. the fourth police officer said

In the first police car

I'm gonna catch that sucker if it's the last thing i ever do. the second police officer said

Really? the first police officer said

Yeah. the second police officer said

We'll find them. the first police officer said

A few minutes later

Wario and Waluigi were driving through the streets at night again until they went into an alleyway and parked the car inside a building

Ready? Waluigi said

Ready? Wario said

Let's go. Waluigi said

Okay. Wario said

Suddenly a woman driving a red car showed up and parked it across the street and was smoking until she saw Wario and Waluigi walking down the street

Huh? the woman said

The woman looked closer and it was indeed Wario and Waluigi walking down the street

Perfect. the woman said

Wario and Waluigi continued to walk down as they were heading somewhere while the woman was looking

Perfect. the woman said

The woman threw her cigarette away took out a rocket launcher and aimed at Wario and Waluigi

Nice place, huh? Waluigi said

Yeah. Pretty nice. Wario said

Die, you fat bastard. the woman said

The woman shot a missile at Wario and Waluigi but they dodged it and the missile destroyed a hotel door

Jesus Christ! Waluigi said

What the hell was that? Wario said

No idea. Waluigi said

That was crazy. Wario said

Let's go inside quick okay? Waluigi said

Alright. Wario said

Wario and Waluigi went upstairs and inside the apartment building

Hey Sam. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi went into an appointment room and approached a man who was watching some wrestling on a tv

Hey Lloyd. Waluigi said

Hey Waluigi. Lloyd said

Anybody called me on the phone? Waluigi said

No. No calls. Lloyd said

Oh. Waluigi said

Some guy left this card. Sam said

Some guy? Waluigi said

Cop. Said he'd be back. Sam said

Sam gave the card to Waluigi who also gave it to Wario but he tossed it away

Hey Waluigi? Sam said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Who's this guy? Sam said

This here's my brother, Wario. Waluigi said

Wario? Sam said

Yeah. He just got out of the joint. Waluigi said

Oh. Sam said

He's gonna be staying with me for a few weeks. Waluigi said

Yeah. Okay. Sam said

See ya later. Waluigi said

Waluigi? the old man said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Did you get me my Cheez-Wiz, boy? the old man said

Waluigi checked his pocket took out a Cheez-Wiz and gave it to the old man

Here you go. Waluigi said

Thanks. the old man said

Wario and Waluigi then went upstairs again and went into an apartment

Here we are. Waluigi said

Is this it? Wario said

Well, it ain't much, but it's home. Waluigi said

How often does the train go by? Wario said

So often you won't even notice it. Waluigi said

Wario sits on the bed while Waluigi puts on the record player gives Wario some beer and now making dinner

What are you doing? Wario said

Making dinner. Waluigi said

Dinner? Wario said

Yeah. Want some? Waluigi said

No. Wario said

Suit yourself. Waluigi said

Wario was thinking for a bit before he talked to Waluigi

Waluigi? Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Tomorrow we got to get the band back together. Wario said

I'm gonna quit work in the morning, first thing. Waluigi said

And how are you going to get to work, Mr. Lead Foot, Mr. Hot Redder, Mr. Motor Head? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Those cops took your license away. Wario said

Yup. Waluigi said

They got your name, your address. Wario said

No, they don't got my address. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

I falsified my renewal. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Wario and Waluigi were staying at an apartment in a very crappy building as they were preparing to get the band back together tomorrow stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED