After such an eventful night, it was a miracle that I was able to fall asleep again, but I did.
I woke up, and checking my phone for the time, it was around 8 AM or so.
"Friday"
I had pretty much lost track of what day it was since I first got here. I guess I just had bigger things to think about, like Chilli, or Bandit, or really anything else.
After doing all of those routine things that one would usually do to get ready in the morning, I walked towards the living room and saw a scene that I was quickly getting used to: Bluey and Bingo torturing Bandit. I learned, apparently, that it was Bandit's turn to drop off the kids or something. I didn't really care, though. Those ain't my kids.
After that trio of goofiness left the house, it was just me and Chilli, again.
Chilli: Morning, Garth.
I turned to meet her gaze. Fuck, she was still beautiful. Any time of day, she was beautiful. I sat next to her on the couch.
Garth: Uh hi, Chilli.
She smiled at me. A few seconds of silence passed.
Chilli: So, got any plans for today?
She asked me. As a lazy ass bitch who didn't really do much at all, I felt a little embarrassed to reply.
Garth: Uhh well not much, really.
She chuckled, finding humor in my statement.
Garth: Whwhat about you?
She lightly shrugged.
Chilli: Oh, well, I must say, Garth I don't have much in mind, either. Probably just spending time with the kids, that's what I usually do every day.
I nodded, understanding that being a parent means that you'd usually have to tend to your young every day.
Garth: Yeah, I I assume that's what a mother would usually do.
She laughed again. Apparently, I was "funny" enough for her. I think that's a good trait to have.
Chilli: Well, yeah, but since they're not here right now, I have a little bit of free time, don't I?
I could feel my tail start to wag again, as if I was anticipating something, yet again.
Garth: I guess yeah?
She giggled and moved a bit closer to me. I was already blushing a bit, but since I was used to the feeling, I could actually somewhat talk through the embarrassment now.
She then softly exhaled.
Chilli: You look so cute today, Garth. You know, all that black you're wearing really brings out your fur, hehe.
Now I was softly laughing, and my blush grew.
Garth: Uh yeah, I guess it does, haha
She leaned in a bit further, wanting to take in all of me, I guess.
Chilli: Hehe your fur looks so shiny in the morning light. It really makes you look like an angel, mate.
I got even more embarrassed and smiled bashfully.
Garth: An angel? Hah uh haha okay
Chilli: Yes, an angel! Your fur's so bright and white and your personality's so loveable. I don't know what else to call you, Garth.
This might've been a bit too much for me. Never had I really been called an "angel" before, especially by someone who I THINK OF as one. Of course, calling me and angel is a bit ironic, because of all the sinning I do when I'm bored and alone, but I don't think Chilli needed to know my masturbatory habits at the time. So, I just nervously nodded along.
Garth: Haha well uh I think you're an angel, too.
She chuckled.
Chilli: Oh, please, hehe. You're better than I could ever be.
Now we were just tossing compliments at each other like it was badminton or something.
Garth: Nah it really, you're just, you're so much more, uh mature? I think that's the right word you're more experienced in life than I am. Really, I'm, like still a kid, haha.
More laughter from the both of us ensued.
Chilli: Well, I suppose you are right. But, just 'cause you're only 18 doesn't mean you can't be mature, mate.
I shrugged casually.
Garth: I guess, but like, I never really saw myself as a mature person, haha.
Chilli:It's not really your fault. You're only 18, so you haven't really lived long enough to grow as mature and wise as, say, someone like me.
I nodded again.
Garth: I, uh, I suppose so, yeah, haha.
I awkwardly smiled, and glanced downwards. I could see Chilli look down at my wagging tail. It only made me blush more.
Chilli: You have a lovely tail, mate. It looks so fluffy and soft I wish I could have one like that, hehe.
Damn, she was making me blush. That must've been her whole purpose to wake up in the morning, she was so good at it.
Garth: Oh, uhh thanks, haha.
My tail went up in flattery, and an idea started to form in my head. I moved my hips a bit closer to Chilli, so she could get a better look at my tail.
Garth: Uh like you wanna touch it? 'Cuz I I'd totally let you, haha
Her eyebrows went up a bit, but she seemed to really consider my offer.
Chilli: You know I might do just that, hehe.
She brought up one of her paws, and soon she touched the tip of my tail. The sensation sent a shiver down my spine, and yeah, I started to feel a little tingly down there. As she continued to caress and touch my tail from its tip to its base, I leaned back even closer to Chilli.
Garth: So, uh haha ya ya like it?
Her paws got even closer to the place where my body and my tail met, which was a pretty sensitive spot for me. I was starting to pant like a dog again, my tongue hanging out my mouth.
Chilli: Oh, of course I do! It's so soft and fluffy hehe like I'm rubbing a pillow.
I was blushing hard, getting hard, and I wanted Chilli to touch more of me. I wanted to offer my body to her. I wanted her, really, to tell me everything she liked about me, because well, I craved that affection. It was part of me being a lonely little creature, and never really being cared about.
The idea of Chilli touching other places on me was so tempting, so I had to bring up the offer to her.
Garth: Uh you think that there's, y'know another spot you wanna wanna touch, huh?
I looked back at Chilli as she was smirking. Obviously, she did have another part in mind, that part being my ass. That was what I wanted, though, so it was all good. But of course, I couldn't control the nervous euphoria as Chilli's paw went lower from my tail and soon was rested against my rear.
Chilli: I have a certain part in mind, yes, hehe.
After her paw was on my ass, she then gave it a gentle, but firm squeeze. I bit my lip and moaned softly in response. Wanting more, I brought myself even closer to Chilli.
Garth: Mmmhh haha uh that feels really good, haha!
She chuckled again, and the lust in her voice was palpable.
Chilli: Oh, really? Well maybe I should feel you a bit more, shouldn't I?
Her paw squeezed down harder on my ass cheek. Fuck, it was so hot, having the hottest women I've ever seen touch me like that. I moaned a bit louder as she did touch me. Although it was basically in my nature to act all submissive, I hated whenever I did act so. However, since it was just me and Chilli, and she seemed to be enjoying it, I allowed it.
Garth: Oh, fuck Chilli oh God haha shit that feels good
She laughed again, not opposed to the idea of taking it a bit further.
Chilli: I can tell Maybe you wanna go further? I'm sure you'd wanna feel even better.
I leaned my ass in even closer to Chilli, even changing my position to where I was on my knees (for better access).
Garth: Well, um go ahead, hehe
Looking back at her again, she looked a little bit surprised. Maybe it was because this was probably the first time she's really seen my ass up close. She then gained a devious smile and went to pull down my pants, with me basically begging for it.
However, we were stopped dead in our tracks when we heard the jingling of keys opening the front door, and soon Bandit walked into view.
Quickly, pretty much in a fraction of a second, I got from on my knees on the couch to sitting down properly. Chilli was also pretty shocked, but since she was better than me in every way, she quickly regained her composure.
Chilli: Oh, hey dear!
Bandit seemed to sense that something was off, but he shrugged it off because he was a blissfully unaware soul who can't take a hint that I was definitely fucking his wife.
Bandit: Hey, hon. I can see you're, uh, hangin' out with Garth, huh?
We both nodded, but I nodded like a nervous little whore (because that's what I kinda was).
Bandit: Well what all have you two been doin'?
I decided to reply to Bandit for some reason, maybe because I also thought he was hot, and I kinda wanted him to notice me.
Garth: We we were, um, talking about our day, haha!
Bandit chuckled.
Bandit: Talking about your day, mate? When the day's just begun? Seems a little strange to me, hehe.
Garth: Well, that's, um, just 'cuz we talking 'bout, like, how our day's GONNA go, y'know?
He noddled, and laughed, seeming to understand now.
Bandit: Oh, right, of course, haha!
He walked further into the living room before continuing.
Bandit: Well, I'm here now, so maybe if ya wanna talk about how MY day's gonna go, ya can, hehe.
His statement warranted a little exhale of air from my nose. Bandit then sat on a couch opposite from us, and laid down.
Chilli: Really, Bandit? You just got up 2 hours ago, and now you're lying down again?
Bandit: So? I need my rest, dear. Life gets stressful sometimes, you know.
Chilli: Yes, but probably not THAT stressful. Do you really not have any energy in ya?
Bandit: Not after dropping the girls off, no. I swear, dear, they've got it out for me.
I chuckled slightly, amused by Bandit. I was also surprised that I could actually relate to him. Sometimes, I just wanted to go back to sleep, even if I did just wake up. Most of the time I did go back to sleep, because I'm a jobless loser who doesn't have any standards to hold up to.
Anyways, I was just sat there, enjoying the playful bickering between the two Heelers, both of them I wanted to fuck. It was kinda funny, in retrospect, seeing the two people that I lusted over the most, not really lusting over each other. Of course, I knew they still loved each other, but I could also tell that the flame has kinda died out since Bluey and Bingo were born.
And that's why I'd probably never fucking have kids, just to be honest.