/C'est La Vie – Performed by B*Witched\
/Music starts\
/The first band member\:
Some people say I look like my dad
/The second band member\:
What? Are you serious?
/The whole band\:
/Laughing\
/Song starts\
/The whole band\:
AH, OHH
HEY, HEY
AH, OHH
AH, OHH
/The first band member\:
I SAID, HEY BOY SITTING IN YOUR TREE
MUMMY ALWAYS WANTS YOU TO COME FOR TEA
DON'T BE SHY, STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR TIE
GET DOWN FROM THE TREE HOUSE SITTING IN THE SKY
I WANNA KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO
IS IT VERY BIG, IS THERE ROOM FOR TWO?
I'VE GOT A HOUSE WITH WINDOWS AND DOORS
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS
/The whole band\:
GOTTA LET ME IN
HEY, HEY, HEY
LET THE FUN BEGIN
HEEEY
I'M THE WOLF TODAY
HEY, HEY, HEY
I'LL HUFF, I'LL PUFF
I'LL HUFF, I'LL PUFF, I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY
SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T
SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT I DON'T
SAY YOU'RE TRUE, SAY TO ME
C'EST LA VIE
SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T
SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT I DON'T
SAY YOU'RE TRUE, SAY TO ME
C'EST LA VIE
/The first band member\:
DO YOU PLAY WITH THE GIRLS, PLAY WITH THE BOYS?
DO YOU EVER GET LONELY PLAYING WITH YOUR TOYS?
/The other band members\: (AH, OHH)
/The first band member\:
WE CAN TALK, WE CAN SING
I'LL BE THE QUEEN AND YOU'LL BE THE KING
/The other band members\: (AH, OHH)
/The first band member\:
HEY BOY, IN YOUR TREE
THROW DOWN YOUR LADDER, MAKE A ROOM FOR ME
I'VE GOT A HOUSE WITH WINDOWS AND DOORS
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS
/The whole band\:
GOTTA LET ME IN
HEY, HEY, HEY
LET THE FUN BEGIN
HEEEY
I'M THE WOLF TODAY
HEY, HEY, HEY
I'LL HUFF, I'LL PUFF
I'LL HUFF, I'LL PUFF, I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY
SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T
SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT I DON'T
SAY YOU'RE TRUE, SAY TO ME
C'EST LA VIE
SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T
SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT I DON'T
SAY YOU'RE TRUE, SAY TO ME
C'EST LA VIE
/Irish music playing\
/The whole band\:
HEY, HEY
NA NA NA EY
NA NA NA OH
NA NA NA EY
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T
SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT I DON'T
SAY YOU'RE TRUE, SAY TO ME
WON'T YOU SAY, C'EST LA VIE
SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T
SAY YOU'LL DO WHAT I DON'T
SAY YOU'RE TRUE, SAY TO ME
(HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY) C'EST LA VIE
NA NA NA EY
NA NA NA OH
C'EST LA VIE
NA NA NA EY
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
C'EST LA VIE
/Song and music ends\
/Papa & Thomas (Speaking to you)\:
Papa: Hello, and in Irish, Dia dhuit! Thomas: And welcome to another special story with all of us! Papa: And to think, we Smurfs thought that we're the only group of us! Thomas: And we Engines thought so too! Papa: But that all is about to change, when we found out the most smurfiest mystery of all! Thomas: And the most splendid one as well! Both: So are you all ready?! Alright!
Both: /PEEP! PEEP!\/LA LA LA-LA LA-LA! COME PUFF AND SMURF ALONG IN THIS ST. PATRICK'S DAY ADVENTURE AND TALE!
The Village Of The Irish Smurfs
Part 1
/Papa (Narrating)\:
It was the month of March in the medieval times and in the 15th century. And us Smurfs were smurfing about at our home village, and smurfing the same life that we always smurf. And our lives were even smurfier when our Engine friends from the Island of Sodor in the 20th century smurfed into our picture. They always smurf us happy, by helping us around, and to smurf some fun. And no matter what, us Smurfs and the Engines will always be the smurfiest of friends for the rest of our lives. And that is, until the smurfiest mystery that will forever smurf into our and the Engines' lives from that time on.
/Thomas (Narrating)\:
One day, me and my partner Dreamy were at the seaside. We're dressed up as pirates, and that's because we're going on a treasure hunt. Arrgh!
/Dreamy\: "/As a pirate\ Arrgh, really to smurf some treasure, me first mate?!"
/Thomas\: "/As a pirate\ Ah-harrgh, you bet I do, Captain Dreamy!"
/Dreamy\: "'Tis then we smurf up!"
/Thomas\: "Right, I'll chuff this way!"
/Dreamy\: "And I'll smurf that way!"
/Thomas\: "And so 'tis wish us lots of luck!"
/Thomas & Dreamy\: "Yo-ho-ho!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing away\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Dreamy\: "Arrgh, 'tis hope we smurf some treasure, but if not, it's a pirate's disappointment. Yarrgh."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Dreamy\: "Nope, no treasure in there."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Dreamy\: "No treasure here either."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Dreamy\: "/Disappointingly\ Arrgh, no treasure over here as well! 'Tis this pirate is so disappointed! /Cheerfully\ Well, hope my first mate will smurf something, and I'll have faith in him."
"/Moment of silence\"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
/Thomas\: "Arrgh, 'tis got to be some treasure around here somewhere."
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
"/TWINK!\"
/Thomas\: "Hmm?"
"/TWINK!\"
/Thomas\: "/Excitedly\ Ha-harrgh, 'tis something shiny over there!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing then stopping\"
/Thomas\: "Yarrgh, I wonder what it is?! Uh?!"
"/TWINK!\"
/Thomas\: "/Disappointingly\ Darrgh, it's just a piece of rubbish! /MOAN\ Well, I hope me captain finds something, and I really, really hope he will. /SIGH\"
"/Moment of silence\"
"/TWINK!\"
/Thomas\: "/Puzzledly\ Another shine? But from where?"
"/TWINK!\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Thomas\: "/Unhappily\ Oh, it's just bottle."
"/Sound of the water\"
/Thomas\: "/Surprisedly\ Oh, a sealed bottle! /GASP\ With something inside!"
"/Sound of the bottle washing up to shore\"
/Thomas\: "Ah! Hmm… Oh. GOLD DUST MAGIC, GET ME THAT BOTTLE! /PEEEEEEP!\"
"/Sound of the gold dust glittering\"
/Thomas\: "Well, it may not be treasure, but it sure is something. 'Tis I show this to me captain!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
/Dreamy\: "/Unhappily\ Arrgh, 'tis unsmurfy luck for me to smurf some treasure! And once again, I hope me first mate had something, I really and truly hope. /SIGH\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Thomas\: "/PEEP-PEEP-PEEP-PEEP-PEEP!\ /Shouting\ CAPTAIN DREAMY, CAPTAIN DREAMY!"
/Dreamy\: "/Happily and cheerfully\ Yarrgh, 'tis me first mate, and by the sound of his voice, he smurfed something!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing then stopping\"
/Dreamy\: "Ha-harrgh, 'tis ya smurf some treasure?!"
/Thomas\: "Unfortunately, no."
/Dreamy\: "/Unhappily\ Darrgh!"
/Thomas\: "But fortunately, 'tis I found this!"
"/Sound of the gold dust glittering\"
/Dreamy\: "/Puzzledly\ Arrgh, a bottle?"
/Thomas\: "/Regular voice\ Ahem."
"/Sound of the gold dust glittering\"
/Dreamy\: "/Regular voice\ /Surprisedly\ Oh, there's something inside!"
/Thomas\: "Indeed to that! Should we open it?"
/Dreamy\: "Mmm… No, let's smurf it to Papa Smurf."
/Thomas\: "Of course, we should really let him be the first to look at it."
/Dreamy\: "So let's get smurfin'!"
/Thomas\: "Indeed!"
/Thomas & Dreamy\: "YO-HO-HO, TO THE VILLAGE WE GO!"
/Dreamy\: "/GRUNT\ HA-HA!"
/Thomas\: "HURRAH!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing in fast speed\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa (Narrating)\:
At the village, I was smurfing around to smurf how things are smurfing with my little Smurfs and the Engines. And indeed, everything seems to be just smurfily smurfy.
/Papa\: "/Humming the Smurf tune\"
/The Enginelings and the Smurflings\: "/Giggling and thrilling\"
/Papa\: "Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm."
/Jokey\: "Here's a surprise for you!"
/An unnamed Smurf\: "Ooh, what is it?"
"/KABOOM!\"
/The unnamed Smurf\: "/Furiously\ ERRRRR!"
/Jokey\: "/Laughing\ But wait, there's more!"
/The unnamed Smurf\: "/Puzzledly\ Huh?"
/Harmony & Percy\: "/Sounding the trumpet and whistling super loudly\"
/The unnamed Smurf\: "AHHHHH!"
/Harmony, Jokey, & Percy\: "/Laughing Heavily\"
/The unnamed Smurf\: "/MOAN\"
/Papa\: "/Unhappily\ Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa\: "Ah."
/Brainy & Oliver\: "/Chattering\"
/Papa\: "Mmm."
/Hefty, Tuffy, & Gordon\: "1-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-2, 1-2!"
/Papa\: "Hmm."
/Smurfette\: "Ta-da!"
/The girl Engines\: "Ooh, lovely!"
/Smurfette\: "Mmm-hmm."
/Papa\: "Aww."
/Baby Smurf\: "/Cooing while shaking his rattle\"
/Grouchy\: "/Giggling\"
/James\: "Hah."
/Vanity\: "/Smooch\ So handsome."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa\: "Yes, such a smurfy day for my little Smurfs to smurf some time with the Engines, just how I smurf it."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa\: "/Humming the Smurf tune\"
/Thomas\: "/PEEP-PEEP-PEEP-PEEP-PEEP!\"
/Thomas & Dreamy\: "PAPA SMURF, PAPA SMURF!"
/Papa\: "Great smurfs afire!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing in fast speed then coming to a stop\"
/Papa\: "Thomas, Dreamy, what's with that scene?"
/Dreamy\: "Look what Thomas had smurfed!"
"/Sound of the gold dust glittering\"
/Papa\: "A bottle?"
/Thomas\: "But look again!"
"/Sound of the gold dust glittering\"
/Papa\: "Oh, there's a message inside!"
/Thomas & Dreamy\: "Yes!"
/Papa\: "/Puzzledly\ But why didn't you both open it?"
/Dreamy\: "We smurfed that you will open it."
/Thomas\: "/Excitedly\ Oh, and read it to everybody!"
/Papa\: "Well, I quite agree. Ok, let's smurf it!"
/Thomas & Dreamy\: "Yes!"
/Papa\: "/Calling\ Harmony, smurf the alarm!"
/Harmony\: "Oh! /Sounding trumpet loudly\"
/The other Smurfs and Engines\: "/Murmuring\"
/Papa\: "/Speaking loudly\ My little Smurfs, Thomas has smurfed a message in a bottle!"
/The other Smurfs and Engines\: "Ooh!"
/Edward\: "But, who's it from, and where?"
/Handy\: "And how mysterious."
/Willing\: "Such a mystery indeed."
/Papa\: "Well, only one way to smurf out. Here goes."
"/POP!\"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa\: "/Reading out loud\ "To another group of Smurfs…"."
/The other Smurfs and the Engines\: "/Shockingly\ ANOTHER GROUP OF SMURFS?!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa\: "/Shockingly\ WELL I'LL BE SMURFED!"
/Thomas & Dreamy\: "/Excitedly\ PLEASE KEEP READING/SMURFING IT, PAPA SMURF!"
/Papa\: "Oh, right. "To another group of Smurfs, just to let you, that you're not the only ones in the continent. We would really like to smurf you. To find us, we live in Emerald Isle. And to note, this message is also magic which once upon smurfing into Emerald Isle, a map will smurf up and help you to smurf the way to our village. We hope to smurf you all as soon as possible. Signed, the Irish Smurfs." Great Caesars Smurfs!"
/Percy\: "But, what's Emerald Isle?"
/Edward\: "Well they said they're Irish, so Emerald Isle must be the country of Ireland."
/Toby\: "Very old Ireland to be exact."
/Farmer\: "Indeed to that."
/Emily\: "And to think, we Engines thought that you all are the only group of Smurfs!"
/Miner\: "We thought so too, especially me since I have some Irish within me."
/Molly\: "/GASP\ Miner, could you possibly come from that village when you were a baby?!"
/Miner\: "Aye lass, I think that could be possible!"
/The Engines\: "WHOA!"
/Papa\: "Smurfing of Irish, we have a friend that is also from Emerald Isle!"
/Nia\: "Who Papa Smurf?!"
/Rebecca\: "Yes, who?!"
/Papa\: "Michael, but he's a different magical creature."
/Duck\: "What is he?"
/Papa\: "Ohh, a Leprechaun."
/Percy\: "Ooh, I like Leprechauns!"
/Jokey\: "Why, 'cause they smurf some luck? Hee-hee-hee-hee."
/Percy\: "Not only that my cheeky friend, they're also green, like me."
/Henry, Duck, Oliver, & Emily\: "AHEM!"
/Percy\: "Oops, and those four as well. /Sheepishly\ Heh-heh-heh."
/Brainy\: "Well smurfnically, it's their clothes that are green, not their skin color."
/Percy\: "Oh, right."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Oliver\: "But I wonder if Michael knows about the Irish Smurfs?"
/Duck\: "My thoughts exactly."
/Clumsy\: "Uh, does he?"
/Papa\: "Only one way to smurf out. I'll smurf a message to him and to smurf him here in the village."
"/Moment of silence\"
/An hour later\
"/Moment of silence\"
/Michael\: "/Calling\ Hello, Papa Smurf!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa\: "Ah Michael, thank you for smurfing for a short notice."
/Percy\: "/Excitedly\ Wow, I can't believe I'm looking at a real live Leprechaun!"
/Thomas\: "/Happily\ Oh, you are so "lucky", Percy!"
/Percy\: "Heh-heh-heh-heh, indeed I am!"
/Michael\: "Whoa, what are those strange creatures?"
/Hefty\: "Uhh, they're not actually creatures."
/Tuffy\: "They're contraptions."
/Handy\: "And I, uhh, built them."
/The boy Engines\: "/Snickering\"
/Willing\: "Yeah, and we… created their faces."
/Smurfette\: "With some help from Papa Smurf and his magic. /WINK\"
/The girl Engines\: "/Snickering\"
/Michael\: "Oh, well, they sure look, uhh… unique."
/James\: "Why thank you, Michael."
/Michael\: "Ah, you all heard of me."
/Gordon\: "Sort of."
/Henry\: "But the Smurfs told us all about you."
/Michael\: "Ah, I figured."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Michael\: "Now, what is it that you all need me for?"
/Papa\: "Well, one of our contraption friends smurfed this message from the Irish Smurfs!"
/Michael\: "/GASP\ Faith and begorrah!"
"/Moment of silence\" (Meaning everyone are puzzled and speechless)
/Hefty\: "/Suspiciously\ Michael, is there smurfthing that you're smurfing from us?"
/Tuffy\: "Yeah, by the look of your face, there is."
/Gordon\: "My thoughts exactly."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Miner\: "/Desperately\ Please lad, we're smurfing to know, especially me!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Michael\: "/SIGH\ /Unhappily\ Alright, the Irish Smurfs told me that they rather be anonymous and not tell a soul to you all."
/Donald\: "But if the wee blue Irish laddies would rather be anonymous, why would one of them send a message?"
/Douglas\: "Aye, that's very odd."
/Christopher\: "Very odd, indeed."
/Marco\: "And what a mystery."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Michael\: "Well, guess one of them couldn't take it and really wanted to expose."
/Thomas\: "Maybe."
/Miner\: "Whoa smurf, what a way to smurf a mystery."
"/Moment of silence\"
/Papa\: "Well everysmurf, guess we know what we're smurfing."
/The other Smurfs and the Engines\: "Our thoughts exactly!"
/Papa\: "Then come on, we gotta start smurfing!"
/The other Smurfs\: "Yeah!"
/Papa\: "Michael, do you have something that can smurf us to Emerald Isle?"
/Michael\: "You bet a pot of gold I do! And I guess you all want to leave tomorrow, 'ey?"
/The other Smurfs and the Engines\: "Yeah/Yes!"
/Michael\: "Alright then, I'll see you all in the morning, bye-bye."
/The Smurfs\: "Bye Michael!"
/The Engines\: "Cheerio!"
"/Moment of silence\" (Meaning Michael walking away till he's out of sight)
/Thomas\: "Oh, how long we'll be spending at very old Ireland?"
/Papa\: "Two weeks is good enough for that."
/Thomas\: "Then I better go ask the Fat Controller."
/Billy\: "Why? Things will be less busy at the island."
/Charlie\: "I peep to that."
/Edward\: "But with 20 Engines going away for two weeks could be quite overwhelming for the Fat Controller."
/Thomas\: "Not to worry, he'll probably borrow some Engines from the mainland."
/Rosie\: "Of course, it's a perfect solution."
/Flora\: "Obviously."
/Edward\: "Well, alright."
/Thomas\: "Splendid. Papa Smurf?"
/Papa\: "Mm-hmm. /TWEET!\"
"/Sound of the vortex opening\"
/Papa\: "/TWEET!\"
"/Sound of the gold dust glittering\"
/Thomas\: "Tallyho!"
"/Sound of Thomas chuffing\"
"/Sound of the vortex closing\"
/Nat\: "Oh I can't wait to smurf the Irish Smurfs!"
/Snappy\: "But I hope there's some Irish Smurflings as well."
/Slouchy\: "But if they don't, it'll be an unsmurfy bummer."
/Sassette\: "But let's hope for the best."
/Miner\: "Oh I'm sure there be some Smurflings. Besides, their village must be the same as ours."
/Smurfette\: "And I'm sure there's a Smurfette, or maybe more than one!"
/Miner\: "Well, we'll indeed know till we smurf there."
/Smurfette\: "Obviously."
/The Smurflings\: "We smurf to that!"
"/Moment of silence\"
/Thomas (Narrating)\:
Boy, we're really excited to meet the Irish Smurfs, do you? And what a journey we're going to puff! So stay in touch as the adventure begins!
TO BE CONTINUED
