Chapter 5 is finally here.
As I said before.
Screw what Vivziepop said.
The pilot is canon here.
Meeting at the IMP building, part 1
IMP Building…
For Linka, every revelation was increasingly surprising, now it turns out that this imp who adopted her has a kind of company that he runs, but what was it about?
What kind of businesses could exist in a place like hell, I guess it could be something out of the ordinary.
-Blitz, can you explain to me again what we are doing here? Why am I here? - Linka asked.
Blitz was looking at his cell phone, until he saw Linka.
-It's not nothing sweet, dad will only have a meeting between his work and his employees-
-so... you're a boss-
-You were right, my dear daughter! That's right, your dad is the boss, the coolest, bastard, and big d*ck boss of all.
Linka forced a smile.
-riiiiiiiiiiiiiight-
Loona opened the door and entered, behind her, two imps appeared whom Linka had not seen or met yet, female and male apparently, Linka was guided by the horns of each of them.
-Sir, we are here-said one of them.
-We're here- the Hellhound said.
Suddenly, Millie looked directly at Linka, just as Moxxie did too she barely noticed the little imp.
-Sir, who is she?-
-Oh, Millie, Moxxie, I got a little sister for Loonie, she is my new second daughter, this is Linka-
-Hello...- Linka greeted, smiling forcefully and raising her hand.
-Hello! I'm Millie, it's a pleasure to meet you Linka! - Millie said hugging her.
-eh...the pleasure is mine-
"This demon really has strength," Linka thought to herself.
-Hello Linka, I'm Moxxie, this is my wife, Millie, we're married- Moxxie greeted with a sincere smile, but still surprised that Blitz added a new member.
-Hello Moxxie, it's nice to meet you too-
-Oh Moxxie, she is so adorable! What an adorable and tender girl! I would like to eat it!
-In a figurative sense, right?- Linka asked, starting to sweat.
Loona simply ignored them while she looked at her phone.
-Idiots- she murmured.
-Moxxie! We should have children, don't you think? I want a girl!-
Moxxie scratched the back of his neck.
-ehmm…uhhh…. Sir, did she take her from an orphanage? -Moxxie asked trying to change the conversation, in recent weeks Millie kept mentioning that she would like to be a mother.
-No, this girl is just a dirty sinner that Blitz took from the dirty streets, and she is not my sister- Loona replied.
Linka looked angry as Moxxie and Millie frowned at how Loona referred to her, but it wasn't a surprise to them either, they knew that was Loona's typical attitude.
Blitz tried to cut the tension.
-Well, it's time to start the meeting now, come on, take your seats-
-Will Linka be at the meeting, sir?- Moxxie asked.
-I know she's new here but...-
-Linka is now an essential member here, plus she has to know what her father does for a living-
Blitz settled his throat before continuing.
-Very well, the company has had a couple of ups and downs, that's fine, I'm not going to mention culprits or names, Moxxie- Blitz mentioned.
Moxxie made a WTF expression towards his boss.
-Any ideas to revive this company? all Ideas are accepted-
-Oh oh oh!- Millie raised her hand quite enthusiastically.
-How about a car wash?-
-It's hell Millie, no one cares about the car wash- Blitz said, crossing his arms.
-How about an advertisement?-
-We can't afford an advertisement sir-
-Thank you Moxxie, you are a great help, it's good that you are here- Blitz said sarcastically.
-Guys, have we already forgotten what kind of service we provide?-
Blitz turns on the TV catching Linka's attention, Linka watched curiously.
*what was shown on the TV*
*Blitz smashing someone's head with a bar*
*Moxxie shooting a demon in the mouth with a shotgun*
*Loona shaking a demon with her jaws*
*Millie decapitating another demon with her spear, laughing maniacally as she did it*
Linka had her eyes wide open.
-You…kill people!?-
Linka's heart began to beat for the first time since she arrived in hell upon learning that, she touched her chest to control herself with the revelation of the work of these demons.
-Yeah, very good times- Blitz said smiling.
-I don't have to remember it, sir, knowing how much you spent on that stupid commercial last week, and you invested too much to appear on a three-hour program on a channel that no one watches!-
Blitz frowned as he heard Moxxie's blabbering.
-Sorry? What's wrong with a melodic commercial? It's what works for those ads that repeat meaningless shit-
-Everyone loves musical and Jingles – Millie supported.
-Exactly Millie, we basically made a musical, and it's one that's not pitiful like the one the princess from hell did during the news-
-Princess of hell? Does hell have a princess?
-Yes, and she is almost as pathetic as you-
Linka looked angrily at Loona again for calling her that.
-Do you want to ruin my dreams Moxxie? How did my father do it? – Blitz said angry and disappointed.
-Sir…-
-Because now I see my *SSHOLE father ruining the dreams of the good dreamer I was before-
-Do you want to ruin his dreams Moxxie?- Millie asked her husband seductively.
-What?-
-I thought I knew you- Millie said winking at him, Moxxie blushed slightly and smiled at her wife.
-I can't believe it, Moxxie, and after I made you my employee of the month- Blitz said, showing a picture of Moxxie screaming in frustration.
-Okay sir, maybe a melodic advertisement is not so bad, but everyone hates musicals-
-But I like them-
-Millie, don't take his side in front of me-
Blitz repeats another commercial on the television, in the commercial Blitz is seen.
"Hello, I'm Blitz, the O is silent, I'm the founder of I.M.P. Are you a piece of sh*t who sent himself to hell? Or are you an innocent soul F*CKED by an idiot upstairs? well, say no more!"
*a sinner demon who had hired the services of IMP being interviewed*
"After lovingly killing my wife, after finding her with the F*cking delivery guy, who I also killed, you can imagine my surprise when I ended up here, After the state of Ohio executed me, I wish I could kill the BASTARD who watched me bury the bodies"
"What the hell!?" Linka thought with her eyes wide open as she watched the commercial.
"Well, you're in luck, we have access to the world of the living so we can take revenge on the person who screwed up your life for you."
-Can they go to the world of the living? "That's... interesting," Linka said thoughtfully, perhaps she could meet with her family again, at least to say goodbye to them.
*background musical starts*
When you want
somebody gone
and dont wanna wait too long
call the-
IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS!
Linka opened her eyes wide when she saw all the bloody deaths caused by her "adoptive father" and his employees in the commercial.
hand grenade
or cyanide
we´ll male it look like
Suicide
THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS!
We do our job so weeeell
because we come
straight out from
HELL!
we'll kill your husband
or your wife!
well
KEEP THE KNIFE
were the
IMMEDIATE
MURDER
PROFESSION...
*BANG!*
Moxxie was surprised that he had shot an innocent child who was not the target, in reality was a blonde woman who was staring intently at her touch phone, the perfect target.
Blitz, Moxxie and Mollie looked at each other in silence for a moment.
Hospital…
We see a doctor and a nurse carrying the bullet-injured boy on a stretcher, accompanied by the surgeon.
-Oh no, we are losing him, we have to do something now- said the doctor.
The nurse hit the boy's crotch.
-That was useless!-
-It usually works- the pink-haired nurse said with a shrug.
-Still, I won't lose another patient- said the surgeon, using electroshocks to cheer him up.
-Here we go!-
The boy in the cap begins to breathe with his mouth open.
-What the hell, that really worked- the surgeon said before leaving.
-Hmm, sir, don't you think it's strange that there are little demons waiting in the hallway?- asked the blue-haired doctor.
The surgeon shrugged.
-Considering that the hospital is sometimes visited by ghosts of former patients at night, nothing surprises me anymore-
The imps were waiting outside in the hallway outside the surgery room.
-Well, it seems that he is recovering favorably, but still, he needs surgery, do you have insurance? What kind of insurance are you associated with?
-Shh moxxie- Blitz whispered.
-What the f*ck is insurance?-
Seconds later, we see the three imps jumping out of the hospital window, destroying the glass, along with the stretcher that had the shot child.
*IMP logo*
"Kids die for freeeee"
ends the song.
*end of commercial*
The television turns off.
-Hmmm, how could you record what was happening inside the surgery room? - Linka asked once the commercial was over.
-I would like to rerecord that last part sir, just to say that it was Loona's fault- Moxxie explained.
While Millie looked with a raised eyebrow at the female Hellhound.
-she had to give us the CORRECT data on the target, it was a simple job and she didn't do it-
-Why am I not surprised?- Linka said, crossing her arms, while Loona glared at her.
Linka raised an eyebrow, Loona just rolled her eyes, not giving any importance to what that sinner little human brat said.
-Uhg, sit on a d*ck Moxxie-
Linka began to dislike the attitude of her "new older sister."
"suddenly having ten siblings isn't so bad anymore" Linka thought to herself, the small white haired girl looked at the boy on a stretcher.
"And now I know what that boy is doing here, but why don't I feel sorry for him?"
Finally, Linka meets the couple of Imps, Moxxie and Millie, she finally knows what her father does, yes, going to kill.
Don't miss the second part, this is IMP LINKA by eltioRob95.
Fanarts and fancomics of this fic coming soon to my deviantart.