Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ultimate Spider-Man.
A/N: THERE'S A NEW POLL UP FOR TOP 7! The top 2 were only apart by 2 votes so we decided to update it to do the top 7 YOU CAN PICK 3! It will go down after a round of updates when this story (Ninja in the Web) is done, so that'll be a couple of days after the A Fox in Middleton gets the update after this story ends.
ALSO, sorry for the quality, still hard to do this story now that the multiple episodes are coming up right after doing multiple for the One Piece story(ies). But when getting to episode 8 "Anti-Venom" I'll focus on this story after a round for the others letting people know I'm focusing on this to finish it out.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Chapter LXXVIII: Contest Of Movie Champions.
Last Time.
"It wouldn't be if you called on me more."
"Ah, just making sure you're up for it from the training… You may have a photographic memory, but you still need experience."
"Didn't need it beating your ass."
"I was taking it easy on you!"
Next Morning.
"Thanks."
Naruto said to Iron Man as they locked up an old TV with the face of a man on it. "I noticed the security acting strange and saw Zola's armor locker was open."
"No problem." Iron Man said, crossing his arms. "Hopefully he won't get out again."
"He was messing with a student's armor that caused them to go to the locker." Naruto finished as Arnim cursed them.
Hearing a snore, he turned to see Squirrel Girl sleeping in her bunk with her squirrels. Naruto smiled knowing she sleeps a little more in the winter.
Now.
Avengers Tower.
Shinobi dropped down on the tower after noticing the city was empty before seeing the Abomination, Skurge, and the Beetle. "What the hell are you guys doing here?"
"We're here to deliver you!" Skurge yelled as the three attacked.
Naruto somersaulted back before ducking under a swipe of Skurge's ax. He then created three clones having two hit Abomination and Skurge with Rasengans (Spiraling Spheres) and he and the last clone attacked Beetle damaging his suit before he suddenly found himself in the Collector's ship. "The hell?"
He looked to see the Collector and another being with a horned hairstyle holding a staff in yellow clothing.
The Collector introduced the being as his brother, the Grand-Master and the two are now doing a game pitting the heroes against the villains with New York as the game board while they hold the civilians of New York hostage. Naruto looked to see a circular hologram of the city come up before he suddenly found himself in Central Park with Iron Man and Hulk as the Grand-Master chose Kraven, the leader of the Wendigo's and Molten Man.
"You guys know what's up?"
The two nodded as a man made of fire, Kraven, and the Wendigo came after them. Hulk, Kraven, Iron Man, Molten Man, I got the furry guy." Naruto said having Kurama's cloak cover him before dashing forward to punch the Wendigo having a loud crack ring through and knocking him into an energy wall.
Hulk dashed at Kraven who dodged his attack before Naruto dashed over and chopped him in the neck. He then ran to the pond and created a water dragon that hit Molten Man before Iron Man shot missiles at him blowing him back.
Naruto then found himself back on the ship. "Will he keep his word?" Naruto asked the Collector who nodded. "OK, next round."
Naruto then found himself on a baseball field before being attacked by Sandman. Naruto jumped in the air as Captain America, Red Hulk, and Iron Fist ran over. "Hulk, get angry!" Naruto yelled having Red Hulk smile.
He then roared as he glowed before Naruto started yelling insults and how Bruce was dating his daughter again before Sandman turned into Ice from the attacks from the Hulk. They ran into the city and saw Ymir before Naruto and the Red Hulk glowed red and attacked, melting the ice giant before Naruto saw a spinning crystal and created a clone before being punched by Blastaar.
Naruto groaned before dashing over to punch him in the air where he was punched by Red into Cap's shield and finally Iron Fist's glowing, fist. Meanwhile, the clone Hiraishin (Flying Thunder God) around the city before they found themselves in the ship.
Naruto then flashed in the city with Skaar, Widow, and Power Man before explaining it's a last-team standing game. "But be on the lookout for any changes. I heard the Grandmaster saying he'll change it up."
He turned to see Absorbing Man, Zzzax, and Doc Ock. Naruto then saw the city start to flood before running up the wall with Widow as Power Man and Skaar jumped up. "Look out!"
Naruto turned and dodged a swipe for Doc Ock before punching him into the water as Absorbing Man fought with Skaar and Power Man. Naruto sighed before pulling water up and hitting Zzzax and had Dock Ock get hit with electricity as well before the two disappeared before Naruto dropped down onto Absorbing Man with a Rasengan and hit him into the water.
Naruto then found himself in the subway with Spider-Man, Iron Spider, and Agent Venom before explaining that they were fighting Terrax, Attuma, and Annihilus.
The four turned to see the villains rush them before Naruto slammed Attuma's head on the ground creating a crater and having the Atlantean disappear. Naruto then had a clone attack Terrax with a Rasengan knocking him out before the spider heroes webbed up Annihilus before he dropped down onto him with an axe kick and then appeared back in the city with the others as people started to appear as well.
A Week Later, Los Angeles.
"You, commuter, get to walk home."
Thor said landing on a still car as he, Shinobi, and Widow fought robots. "Or better yet, run!" He yelled as Widow in her car hit a robot as Naruto stood in the back., "Well timed, Black Widow. My first time in Los Angeles, and thus far, all I have seen is infernal traffic and evil robots."
"Yeah, that's pretty much L.A. for you," Naruto said looking forward. "Not quite as quiet as New York."
"Shinobi, I detect six cybernetic assailants of unknown origin," F.R.I.D.A.Y. said over his comms.
"Thanks F.R.I.D.A.Y."
"Help! We're trapped!"
Naruto looked to see Thor helping a woman and her baby out of a car as Naruto used kunai on several robots. "Our mission was to visit our old friend at a movie studio. Fist bump. I did not expect to battle mysterious robots." Thor said before Widow threw Naruto one of the heads.
"Look at this."
"'Property of Marvelous Studios.' Okay, that's weird. What are the odds? Let's go talk to our friend. He might have some answers.
Studio.
"Fakery! A building in front of our eyes, yet it is all artificial. Ha!" Thor said as they walked into a set and up to a man in a red muscular suit looking at his phone.
"Excuse me. Yeah, the consultant on your movie. We're looking for him." Naruto said before Ant-Man appeared beside him.
"You're not looking hard enough, Naruto!"
"Ant-Man! 'Tis good to see you again, friend." Thor said, turning around.
"Well, look at you. Going from the hero biz to the movie biz."
"There's the traitor." Widow sauntered over to them. How's life post-Avengers?"
"This new gig has been the best. Back home in California, getting time to solo adventure, and stomp bad guys. Oh, and you have got to see what I've been consulting on."
He walked to a TV showing them a still-being-worked-on commercial. Naruto saw the green screen room with a hero team parodying the Avengers formation but with the Ant-Man parody being the leader.
"Ninja?" Naruto asked, seeing a man dressed like a ninja.
"So, it is a movie about imitating the Avengers with you as the leader?" Thor asked him.
"I know, I know. But they can't all be Shakespeare, right?"
"This was on the robots that attacked the freeway earlier." Widow threw Ant-Man the helmet. "Do you recognize it?"
"This came from one of our robots. But they're robot props. They're not designed to be real."
"Well, those props were on the freeway shooting laser beams at innocent bystanders," Naruto said before the building started to fall and they pushed the oblivious actors out of the way.
Thor stopped the building as Naruto looked over. "I was gonna make fun of your cushy Hollywood job, but it looks like you face more danger than we do."
"That was brilliant. You're... You're the real Thor! I'm Tad McDodd. I'm you in the Revengers movie." The Thor actor said running up to Thor.
"You pretend to be me, yet you appear a little short."
"Well, uh, being too tall would look bad on camera. Everybody knows that. Yeah! Uh, that's good to know. I'll wear lifts. I... I have to know what I can do to be like you. I'm a method actor. I need to follow you and study you. Do you pose in the mirror to nail down the way you carry yourself? Come on. You can admit it. You do, right?"
"I am the Prince of Asgard. I do not pose in the mirror." Thor replied before a man walked up.
"Right. It's gonna take heavy equipment to get this out of here. We're ruined."
"Ruined? You do not need heavy equipment. You need the mighty Thor."
"Yeah, but we still have no main light rigging, and without the light rigging, we can't finish our movie!"
"Oh, I bet Thor can fetch a new one! He's Thor! He can do anything!" Ted said as Naruto and the others walked up.
"If you want to help them, go. We'll call you as soon as we have a lead." Widow said as Thor raised an eyebrow.
"I do not know about this."
"Please, Thor, this is gonna be my starring role. If you won't do it for me, do it for the children." Ted pleaded to the Asgardian.
"Children? What children?"
"You know, many people have worked for hours, months, years to put this thing together. With the cinematography and the lighting and the crowd-sourcing-"
"Very well."
"If it will not take long, I will assist you in this errand. What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
"Agreeing to this may have been a mistake." Tor sighed as he took Ted and flew off as the others investigated the area.
"Traces of explosive residue."
"Let me check it out." Ant-Man shrunk at that and flew over to the building. "You were right, Black Widow. Never would've seen it if I didn't look closer. It's some kind of antenna for a detonator. I might be able to track the source of the destruction signal." He scanned and his eyes widened. "Whoa! That's just 50 meters from here!"
They walked to another room and saw a larger robot. "Another one of the robots," Naruto said looking over.
"It's just a movie prop. It's not supposed to…" Ant-Man tailed off as the Robot turned on and attacked with another. "It's not supposed to be dangerous, so why is it dangerous?"
They attacked before Naruto stabbed the last one. "A nice group of friends, all super and helping each other, just like in our movie."
They turned to see a short bald man whose head looked similar to an egg and wearing glasses and a gray suit.
"Starr… He was our special effects guy and prop master in the movie, but he got let go for his bad attitude.
"Geniuses always get labeled with bad attitudes. My work was brilliant, but you still had me fired."
"You mistreated everyone you worked with, and your props were dangerous.
"Liar! I can hear all of you whispering, and laughing. 'Egghead'. Everyone is calling me Egghead behind my back.
"If it was behind your back, how do you know?" Naruto asked the man who glared as Lava Men came up.
"I know! And I know that the best way to ruin Ant-Man and all of the jerks in the Revengers movie is to wipe them out."
They dodged the lava that was being shot before Ant-Man looked over. "These Lava Men are way scarier than the rubber suits."
Naruto threw explosive kunais at them. "Shinobi! Shinobi. F.R.I.D.A.Y. calling Shinobi."
"Hold on, F.R.I.D.A.Y.!"
Naruto then unsealed several fire extinguishers before using them on the lava men before seeing Egghead was gone before they walked out. Naruto walked forward as Widow talked to Ant-Man about leaving before walking to them. "F.R.I.D.A.Y. 's found him."
Downtown.
At a warehouse, Naruto looked up before speaking. "Egghead has a bunch of fake addresses, but this is where the studio sends his checks."
They got in to see Egghead getting in a giant egg suit before it opened with tendrils. And had Naruto hit it with a large Rasengan and had Ant-Man go in to knock Egghead out while the police showed up.
Later, the group met at the studio with Ted quitting acting after coming back from Asgard. "That actor had promised me a tour of Hollywood. Though I could not trust his sense of direction, nor trust anything else about him, for that matter." Thor said, walking up to the trio.
"You don't need him. Come on. I'll give you guys the VIP Hollywood grand tour." Ant-Man said walking through a sunset drop with the others.
"What? Such fakery!" Thor commented as the drape closed behind him.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and Let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
THERE'S A NEW POLL UP FOR TOP 7! The top 2 were only apart by 2 votes so we decided to update it to do the top 7 YOU CAN PICK 3! It will go down after a round of updates when this story (Ninja in the Web) is done, so that'll be a couple of days after the A Fox in Middleton gets the update after this story ends.
ALSO, sorry for the quality, still hard to do this story now that the multiple episodes are coming up right after doing multiple for the One Piece story(ies). But when getting to episode 8 "Anti-Venom" I'll focus on this story after a round for the others letting people know I'm focusing on this to finish it out.
Next to be updated will be Maelstrom Jedi.
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