"I was a fool. A fool for actually falling for an angel." Crowly said slurred, clearly drunk. Even more so than usual. The demon was so wasted the burning of his feet touching the Church's ground did not even bother him. "I was a fool for thinking he would like a demon!" He said twirling around looking at the church. Empty, as expected for a church at three in the morning. He finished the drink in his hand. "I was a fool for kissing him. And most importantly a fool for even half a second, considering his offer." Crowly growled in frustration throwing the bottle at a wall.
"Why am I here? No, not here on Earth. I know why that is. You banished me from Heaven, and I don't like Hell. I mean, why am I here in a church? Talking to no one? It ain't like you gonna suddenly come down and talk to me? You haven't spoken to me in...six thousand years now?" He looked up, clearly aiming his question at God. Annoyed by the silence he kicked the stand by him.
However the demon kicked too hard. And the stand, was the table holding the large basin of Holy Water. "Oh fuck." Crowly muttered, realizing too late what he had done. Typically swearing in a church is frowned upon. But in this case, even the Angels would have forgiven it, had they been there to witness the demon's mistake.
It was too late to jump back and run. The clear Holy liquid rushing at him, hitting the demon in the face torso and legs. 'Well the angel may get a good laugh at this, if he ever learns this is how I died...' Crowly thought before the water made contact with him. A loud sizzling filled the air as it began burning through him. The sizzling quickly drowned out by his yelling and cursing in pain.