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Please don't try any training methods or martial arts that are written within this story i can't handle being liable for any imagery injury you may occur.
Bulma was angry, why was she so livid you might just ask? Well because Goku had just said that he gave the fourth dragonball to his older brother. (this occurs when they are trapped and are getting interrogated) Son Roshi who was staying with Muten Roshi "I knew it i shouldn't have ever trusted that twerp, he even has the same name as that old pervert" Bulma said very angry during her long trip back. She couldn't really fault him it was a smart move considering how they weren't the only group searching for the dragonballs. Though in the end bulma gave up her quest for the perfect boyfriend after the whole ordeal. She found a perfect boyfriend allready in the form of Yamcha for now. Yamcha no longer being scared of girls similarly gave up on his wish cause of his new relationship with Bulma. Oolong still wanted to make a wish but couldn't travel with Goku atop Kinto'un. Although the team stayed together for a while before traveling together was stopped abruptly shortly after becoming grounded after flying for a few kilometers on their plane.
Their plane wasn't built for the large amount of people they were carrying. They escaped the plane before it blown up in fiery glory.
But if Roshi hadn't taken the four star than they could have wished to get home safely but to have lost their wish to an insane world conquering egomaniac or even worse Oolong would have been even more terrible. It was during her trip that she remembered all that work trying to find every single dragonball had taken. Every second she walked she was imagining what wish Pilaf and his gang could have made with her dragonballs. She was most angry at what she had to do to acquire that final dragonball that pilaf had.
It was just they almost died trying, first of all Bulma still remembered getting transformed into a carrot and the reason they got captured as carrots was because of those carrot gang thugs calling their boss for backup. If fighting the carrot gang wasn't bad enough then almost getting blown up by a robot was after beating up the carrot gang they traveled in their car when a robot attacked. Turns out that robot belonged to pilaf. They literally went through an entire castle filled with pits and traps trying to get the dragonballs back. Going through many traps that pilaf left eventually getting sleeping gassed for no reason.
It was no surprise that she had a nightmare about giant pinball's chasing after her, getting trapped in a stone rooms, getting chased by dogs and getting roasted alive in a metal room during the night. If it weren't for Son kun turning into a giant ape then they would have been cooked alive in that castle.
Only after escaping did they try and fly back to get the final dragonball from Roshi. That was until their plane crash landed after only flying a few kilometers back. It was where they landed that put some fright back into their hearts. Dinosaur infested jungles filled to the brim with mosquitos. "Goku go back to Kame House and get back our dragonball also beat up your brother while your at it" Bulma told Goku. Not wanting to anger her further Goku returned to Kame house.
It was early in the morning when Goku arrived back here on Kame House. Roshi was waiting on the sand while Muten Roshi who was watching Tv suddenly looked leaning on the window sill looking at what was about to happen. Goku just jumped of of Kinto'un "Hey Roshi hey Muten Roshi can i have back Grandpa's ball back, Bulma has been acting rather crazy because i handed it to you" Goku asked while rubbing his head. "Sure ill hand it back if you can finally beat me in a fight" Roshi told Goku. Instantly perking up "You had me at fight" Goku said back instantly getting ready. "But before that why don't we eat" Roshi said
Not one for turning down a free meal we instantly went inside looking at the giant spread of food that was before us. The meal was epic in proportions fish, fried meat, and vegetables covered as much of the table as it possibly could. Eventually everyonejoined in on eating dinner "Who's the little pipsqueek he kinda looks like you" asked Harley while leaning over Goku's chair. "That's my little brother by a few minutes" said Roshi. "Hello" Goku said with his mouth full of food. Muten Roshi was on the other side getting a great view of Harley's upper boobs. "Aww i should've known he was related to you" she chided. "whats his name" asked Harley. "His name is Goku" Roshi said to Harley. "Harly Goku, Goku Harley" Roshi said introducing them to each other. They all sat down and had a great conversation about goku's adventure and eating. It was only after sixty full course meals later was when Goku finally finished eating and fell asleep for a nap. While Goku was finishing eating Roshi took out a capsule popped it and one huge helicarrier popped out.
Roshi flew over massive amounts of oceans of sand and water before he arrived in a large helicarrier taking notice of the four figures walking in the scorching heat. Bulma Oolong and Yamcha had spent a while traveling in circles in schorching desert heat. They were just trying to get return to Kame House. Being in a desert they even noticed sandstorms flying around while in the middle of travel. "Gosh its so hot out here when i get my hands on that little twerp im so going to strangle him" Bulma said. Yamcha Puar Oolong and Yamcha jumped suddenly when a hovercraft arrived before them suddenly. They were curious and hopefull until Roshi was the one that jumped out one of the hanger doors. Yamcha was the first to speak up "So you finally come for the rest of the dragonballs well too bad cause your going to have to get through my wolf fang fist first".
Yamcha charged at Roshi before he was kicked suddenly in the back of the head. Yamcha didn't see the attack incoming and was promptly taken out. Bulma along with Oolong and Puar were shaken and didn't move anymore. "Yamcha - sama!" Puar was screaming hoping i didn't kill him. "Allright everybody get on board we are going to Kame house" Roshi told everyone. It was only after reaching Kame House that everyone seemed to relax again. When we arrived back on the beach Goku was allready getting ready for a fight. "Goku!" Bulma shouted "what the heck happened, i thought i told you to beat him up and get our dragonball back" bulma told goku. "I was about to before I got distracted by yummy food" Goku tried explaining.
"I challenge you for the dragonballs" i spoke up loudly enough so everyone could hear. Bulma was speechless "I hid the final dragonball somewhere where only a few people could even access it" i told everyone. "Bulma i am willing to trade you other worldly technologies for it" Roshi said. "Other than that my brother has a incurable and invisible heart virus that will probably kill him in the future im certain that i also have it as well" Roshi said to everybody. "My wish is for everyone here to be cured of all diseases and ailments and make no mistake i won't be losing".
"That technology better be worth it" Bulma said silently to herself. She had decided on giving Roshi a chance to win no one wanted Goku to die leasst of all her. Goku still wanted that fight Roshi promised them.
Meanwhile Krilin was rowing his boat towards Kame Island to learn more about Martal Arts from the great Muten Roshi Sama. He looked over the water at the group arguing on the beach side in front of the house. Rowing over he saw two young boys around his age start fighting probably trying to get taught by the great Turtle Hermit teacher as well he tought.
Going around the house he was able to hide from everyone's view. Thinking to himself that if one those fighting would lose then the other as a form of elimination would get expelled and this is biased on who Muten Roshi would get to train. Krillin thought that his best chance of winning would be when one of them was really tired and he would get to fight the winner. He was able to see them continue fighting on the sandy beach until the one that didn't have the red stick started beating down the one with the stick.
It was in the middle of fighting that everyone discovered Roshi was faster stronger than Goku. Determined to not be the loser Roshi started pummeling what he learned from Grandpa Gohan into Goku. Nevermind that he was still to slow to try and land attacks. Goku was still determined and well fed so while the whole fight lasted a while Roshi still didn't give Goku any breathing room to fight.
"Alright any more challenges Roshi said while cracking his head" said Roshi seeing as the rest of the team shook their head. Alright then i guess that means I win said Roshi going to try and grant his wish. That was until Krillin jumped out and tried to preform a sneak attack. "That spot is mine!" killin said trying to attack suddenly. That was until Harley swung her hammer knocking krillin out instantly. Everyone just stared at the crazy new lady who jumped out of nowhere.
Roshi gathered up all the dragonballs after practicing his wish on the others. They all agreed that the wish they practiced was going to be the best they were going to get. Putting all the dragonballs on the sand every one gathered around to the pulse of the orange orbs glowing.
"Every body be silent unless you want to ruin the wish especially you pig, i allready know what you would wish for pig" Roshispoke aloud. "So if i so much as hear you start thinking or even mention anything about a womans underwater your going to be the first one to die" Roshi said. Oolong looked frightened since he was planning to shout out his wish first. But more so that Roshi was able to read his mind.
Come forth dragon and grant my wish
The dragonballs started glowing brighter and brighter until the almighty Shenron started coming out of the brightly lit dragonballs. The dragon was shaped like a snake and had light green scaly skin. His eyes were red and his face definitely looked like a dragon. Horns pointed out like a deer's and darkened green hair stood pointed away from his face.
"What is your wish" Shenron asked the group in the deepest voice possible. "I wish for anybody considered as a close friend or family member to our group become cured and can no longer contract anything or die cause of any poison, virus, sickness, or diseases that they could ever had or gotten" Roshi asked the dragon panting and out of breath.
Suddenly Shenron concentrated before he started speaking "It will be done" a bright light enveloped the group. Even Ox king and Chi Chi who were far away near Mt. Frypan were suddenly enveloped in bright light. As soon as it began it went away and the dragonballs lifted themselves off the ground and scattered into multiple directions.
Looking to my screen i found that i had a new buff Blessing of Shenron the Eternal Dragon: Granted a wish by Shenron you and anyone you are close to are cured of anything you could have contracted. You are also not able to die to any disease, virus, poison; or sicknesses. This buff passes on to others that you have a large reputation score with but they themselves cannot pass it on to others.
Everything eventually settled down on the beach Yamcha and Krillin were both knocked out on the beach. Goku was excited because he had gotten to see the dragon this time around. He still asked about the four star dragonball though. Bulma handed him her Dragon Radar and told him about how it worked. Sighing about the wish i felt great about changing the events within the story. Going back inside Kame House i started washing the dishes thinking about if i was forgetting something.
Oh yeah Lunch quickly grabbing ahold of goku i took him in order to grab Muten Roshi a pichi pichi girl. We flew over the mermaid and the ugly one probably working out on a beach. We were traveling across
"I don't know why we are out here" Goku asked "we came out here in order for you to be able to receive training" Roshi told him. "I still dont know why-" Goku asked but was interrupted by gunfire going on down below.
Lunch was getting chased by police officers that was until she sneezed and transformed into blue Lunch. The two police men were in the middle of the arrest when we arrived "somebody help me!" Lunch shouted. Quickly saving Lunch we began returning to Kame house. Last time i was going out of my way to change cannon since i thought it too bothersome.
When i invited Muten Roshi to the party i knew something like this could happen his inventory was starting to get filled with nudie magazines. Turtles inventory was different since he probably just picked up random things off of the beach like shells and seaweed. I did tell Turtle about bringing back some treasure but not to worry about it if it get to dangerous. When we got back the group was sharing a meal together waiting for us to get back.
Muten Roshi invited all of us to get taught underneath him. Lunch was also invited after accepting living in Kame House. Everyone got training clothes to put on the costume was in fact lingerie. Harley and Lunch changed into theirs a fly flew into lunch causing her to sneeze. She transformed shot at us causing us to get pelted. "Yamcha had one look at us in lingerie and laughed sorry but no im going to train on my own" he said. When Lunch sneezed again she apologised "Sorry whenever I sneeze i suddenly transform" she casually said.
When we arrived back just as i expected everyone was celebrating Yamcha and Krillin were awake. Everyone was eating and Roshi was setting up a bar inside of Kame House where he was planning on also making my shushi. The food Roshi was making was getting shared by the group. As soon they tried some of Roshis home cooking the scene played out just like in food wars since everyone was really enjoying it.
Muten Roshi had even told them of their plan to take the House along with them "Cause the island is too small he said" Every body had a great party before setting off i had even given them a capsule boat and a capsule airplane to send them off". The discussion i had with bulma about the technology was put off until i was able to get the technology to her lab".
"Well lets turn the house into a capsule and take it with us Roshi said. While they were in the boat traveling to a new island Launch sneezed and transformed and Harly was laughing them joining her new friend in pelting us. "You know what your allright blonde" blonde Lunch said to Harley.
To tell the truth i didn't think i needed the training except for the techniques that Muten Roshi was offering. I had even made it known that i understood weight training to Muten Roshi.
"Now before we begin what exactly was your previous training" Muten Roshi asked our group. Our group consisted of Goku Krillin Harley and Roshi. Son Roshi and Son Goku were taught by Grandpa Gohan while Krillin was taught at a Buddhist temple and Harley Quinn just has had alot of experience fighting" Roshi said to Muten Roshi.
We were all timed on how fast we were able to run 100 meters. Krillin went first and got a time of 10.4 he boasted beating Goku previous score of 11 seconds. When Goku changed out of his ripped apart shoes he made it in 8.5 seconds. Harly went next she had made a spectacle of it preforming cartwheels and flips getting a 15.4 seconds. Muten Roshi allowed it because of wanting to appear non discriminate. Roshi was after Harley his time was 7 seconds. Muten Roshi went last throwing his turtle shell at a rock crushing it on impact 5.6 seconds goku wanted to change shoes cause his were ripped apart. Harly and Muten Roshi had longer legs so of course their time was faster.
I watched over goku training since for sure he was going to surpass me eventually as he was our only heavy hitter in the team. I knew i couldn't really keep the title forever. I knew that the reaskn for goku's power level starting at one had nothing to do with low class birth but it had everything to do with the heart virus attacking us. Now that that variable was out of the way i wanted to gauge his growth.
There was no way he wasn't going to surpass me in the long term. Over the coming of years i was sure to get challenged again and again but i was going to make him work hard for it.
Harly accepted whatever hellish training that Muten Roshi had offered. Whoever finds the rock will be able to have supper this evening whoever doesn't looses their supper. Since there are four of you there will be two rocks. Muten Roshi really did start eating it up when she called him master. Muten Roshi had even offered to give her personal lessons in his bedroom.
That was before she taught him about boundaries she was a psychotic psycho clown for a reason. Me and Harley were tasked to go after a different rock with a different kanji.
Me and Harly stayed in our own capsule house for the duration of our training. We woke up at 4:30 the next day cause of gunfire happening next door. Must be Lunch shooting them again. She had previously turned when she sneezed during the night.
"Well then we are finally going to start training" Muten Roshi told us. Harly was curious about what kind of training we were going to get put into. "This is easy" she said doing gymnastics while following along with us. We started following Muten Roshi when he went into a sprint until we arrived at a milk shop the guy giving us the milk was a goat hybrid talking.
When we received the milk we were then told by Muten Roshi to skip while delivering it. Let it be known that the goat only gave them enough orders for two people beforehand. While following the same route we went skipping skipping for two kilometers. "skip skip la- la- la!" Everyone started chanting. Harley was too good at skipping and she was getting too into it".
Zigzag through trees lining alongside both sides of a road for one kilometer "zig - zag" we continued chanting for an entire way untilwe reached a mountain. Climbing a one mountain all the way to top for the final delivery. Atop the mountain we met an old friend of Muten Roshi from the time he taught Grandpa Gohan and Ox King.
There Krillin told us about the tenkaichi tournament and how great fighters from around the world were going to enter. When that milk was delivered we continued delivering more milk over a huge chasm balancing over a long wood log, through a hot desert that would bury you if you moved to slow, over a strong river close to waterfall that would knock you over if you weren't strong enough to resist, and finally we finished after getting chased by a dinosaur fifty times our size that really liked the way the meat on our bodys moved.
Next time on Dragon all z the tenkaichi commences who what where why and how. Who will enter the tournament why isn't the time patroll stopping the changes within the timeline. Where is my super suit. why is Roshi taking training from Muten roshi. How will we transition to dbz. Next time on dbz
AN: I will return with another chapter next time on dbz,
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